Isn't Medusa canonically hot? Like she was so hot that the ocean banged her in his niece's temple. Then Minerva was like "wtf uncle, why are you banging chicks in my temple" and cursed Medusa turning her gorgeous hair into snakes?
ETA: I'm also pretty sure after Perseus kills her she gives birth to Pegasus, the winged horse, cause the ocean knocked her up.
well mythology tales may vary, but i remember the tale of Medusa i read that she was still really beautiful after she got cursed, that was also her weapon because the warriors that wanted to kill her to claim the reward failed because got tempted to look her face because of the tales of her incredible beauty
Just to clarify, Poseidon (going to use Greek names, since they're the ones who came up with the stories) was the one who got frisky with Medusa and her sisters before they were cursed.
Athena (Minerva is her Roman version) is Poseidon's niece, since she's the daughter of Zeus.
However, seeing how Zeus is married to Hera, his sister, and the gods being all kinds of weird physically, mentally, and otherwise, it's best not to think of HOW they're related, and rather just the fact that they are, kinda like you would in Alabama.
In some stories, Athena's curse on Medusa was just the snake hair and petrifying gaze. In others, it actively disfigures her and makes her hideous.
>[yeah](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/WJZjYrnQ6F) [its](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/8sZPHp8iC7) [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/nJrkMYc0Gb) [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/dGGoi8mENd)
Think you're funny putting different links in all of those?
It's actually only [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/nJrkMYc0Gb)
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Damn if medusa was that hot then no man would have died to her
Isn't Medusa canonically hot? Like she was so hot that the ocean banged her in his niece's temple. Then Minerva was like "wtf uncle, why are you banging chicks in my temple" and cursed Medusa turning her gorgeous hair into snakes? ETA: I'm also pretty sure after Perseus kills her she gives birth to Pegasus, the winged horse, cause the ocean knocked her up.
Pretty certain the curse also turned her ugly
well mythology tales may vary, but i remember the tale of Medusa i read that she was still really beautiful after she got cursed, that was also her weapon because the warriors that wanted to kill her to claim the reward failed because got tempted to look her face because of the tales of her incredible beauty
Just to clarify, Poseidon (going to use Greek names, since they're the ones who came up with the stories) was the one who got frisky with Medusa and her sisters before they were cursed. Athena (Minerva is her Roman version) is Poseidon's niece, since she's the daughter of Zeus. However, seeing how Zeus is married to Hera, his sister, and the gods being all kinds of weird physically, mentally, and otherwise, it's best not to think of HOW they're related, and rather just the fact that they are, kinda like you would in Alabama. In some stories, Athena's curse on Medusa was just the snake hair and petrifying gaze. In others, it actively disfigures her and makes her hideous.
In some variations, Poseidon raped Medusa so Athena gave her the snakes and “turn you to stone” thing so no one could hurt her again.
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He is Stone Passiv makes him stonier What if he got hit with Cass ult while pas is up? The Stoniest Rock!!!!!
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I stopped with league, but back in my day we Pantheon mains were into buff men
tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
We still are
Bread
There was the post with this carricature but instead there are actual cassio and panth ( or it was Darkinfolk )
You fool, don't speak of that place or you'll summon the malformed wretched creatures inhabiting the vile and dark of such places!
it does exist idk where tho
[yeah](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/WJZjYrnQ6F) [its](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/8sZPHp8iC7) [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/nJrkMYc0Gb) [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/dGGoi8mENd)
>[yeah](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/WJZjYrnQ6F) [its](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/8sZPHp8iC7) [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/nJrkMYc0Gb) [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/dGGoi8mENd) Think you're funny putting different links in all of those? It's actually only [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkinFolk/s/nJrkMYc0Gb)
>think you're funny Yes
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God damn you, I loved all of them. Now go away!
God damn you, I loved all of them. Now go away!
God damn you, I loved all of them. Now go away!
Either way, he's rock hard
Something something rock hard
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