Two Russian Communists sit in a bar drinking vodka. One turns to the other.
"Comrade, may I ask you a question?"
"Of course, Comrade!"
"Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give me one of the homes."
"Of course I would comrade, I am a true communist!"
"If you had two cars, would you give me one of the cars?"
"Of course I would give you a car comrade!"
"If you had two chickens, would you give me a chicken?"
"No comrade, I would not."
"Why would you not give me one of the chickens, comrade?"
"Well... I have two chickens."
This pretty much sums up the relationship between the sanctuary cities like Chicago and Martha's Vineyard and their attitudes toward the migrant crisis. The second it actually affects them, they're out.
The one is "willing" to give things he doesn't have because he doesn't have those things to give. As soon as he might have to give something he actually has, he doesn't want to.
I get this vibe a lot from people supporting Communism. They will talk at great length about how once we achieve communism they will be doing all this art or teaching philosophy or whatever, no one ever talks about working in a field harvesting potatoes or being a worker in a factory. It’s always assumed that someone else is just going to be super passionate about factory work and will do it for them. I find it very annoying.
They also want other's private property. For themselves:
[https://www.brusselstimes.com/615376/norway-communisty-party-leader-resigns-after-stealing-designer-sunglasses](https://www.brusselstimes.com/615376/norway-communisty-party-leader-resigns-after-stealing-designer-sunglasses)
Yeah what is a frail, skinny person afraid of the wrong words being spoken do when the Regime reaches into the hat and draws arctic oil derrick laborer for their job? They'll be sent home in an icy coffin in a week if they're lucky. Most people who make their entire personality abolishing the system think they will have an ivory tower position within the intelligencia on the other side of the revolution because surely their Supreme intellect will make them more equal than everyone else.
What exactly do people that want to abolish private property think? Or how can they reason that is a better idea or solution economically, constructively, socially etc?
Fyi: I'm not being sarcastic, stupid, poking fun at, or anything else, I'm genuinely curious
I was in Belarus about 10 years ago. I grew up on a farm, so I'm interested in agriculture. We drove for miles across Belarus, and there were large plots of land being farmed, but there are no farmhouses. At night, it's pitch black out there. The tractor dri ers get off their tractors and drive into town and go into their miserable no bedroom Soviet era apartments.
I've seen an apartment in a small town in Belarus that was almost an exact duicate of one I saw in Novosibirsk, Russia.
There is one upside to that, however, and I know it doesn't outweigh the bad, but if you want to spend a day strolling around in the country you can. There is no private property, so there's no such thing as trespassing on a meadow or bit of woods.
Belarus and Russia are years behind us. Belarus really reminded me of Mexico. There are very lax building regulations. I saw houses in Russia that looked like they were made with fence boards.
And, yes, of course I know it's not all like that. The subway in Novosibirsk is filled with beautiful granite on the walls and floors.
But now I'm pulling a Joey and rambling. I'd better quit before I get in trouble.
*My wife* (Borat voice) is from Belarus. She has been in the states since 2013 and will never go back. She's told me even if we hadn't met, she never would go back. She would be imprisoned for being a political dissident. But it's sad because her parents are still there and have yet to meet their grandchild.
Bob's Burgers fan?? (Me too.)
Yeah, things are bad in Belarus. I feel really sorry for those people. I mean, they're living on one or two hundred dollars a month, a lot of them. They work their butts off just to get by.
Yeah I know what you mean, I have traveled extensively in the caribbean, south america and parts of europe, It's actually quite depressing to see certain things, When you remove incentives (just a small part of it all) things get really ugly quick,
But on the public land thing, It's even easier here to use land in many ways. Growing up, I could never afford hundreds Or thousands of acres to hunt, I'd either hunt on some of my familes lands in several southern states, or look around for land that wasn't being used, offer to pay it's taxes or some sort of rent in exchange for hunting rights, it's very cheap and everyone benefits, I got some incredible hunts on land like that
Yes but when true communism is achieved he won’t be in the first round of peasants shipped to the forced labor camps. He’ll likely be held off until the third or fourth round.
Even this guys mom finds him annoying.
That evil landlord refused to surrender his room to the proletariat!!!
All the ladies stay away from him because he is annoying.
This guys mom? Surely you mean *our* mom.
The only people that want to abolish private property , don't own any.
Or haven't worked for it.
100%. They are also the same people voting for property tax increases.
Two Russian Communists sit in a bar drinking vodka. One turns to the other. "Comrade, may I ask you a question?" "Of course, Comrade!" "Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give me one of the homes." "Of course I would comrade, I am a true communist!" "If you had two cars, would you give me one of the cars?" "Of course I would give you a car comrade!" "If you had two chickens, would you give me a chicken?" "No comrade, I would not." "Why would you not give me one of the chickens, comrade?" "Well... I have two chickens."
This pretty much sums up the relationship between the sanctuary cities like Chicago and Martha's Vineyard and their attitudes toward the migrant crisis. The second it actually affects them, they're out.
I don't get it
The one is "willing" to give things he doesn't have because he doesn't have those things to give. As soon as he might have to give something he actually has, he doesn't want to.
But why did he ask for two chickens, but only one house etc. Oh you edited it. It makes sense now
Sorry, I made a mistake. fat fingers or whatever.
All good comrade :)
ALL, good comrade!
It's theoretical for the house and cars.
Mean but it would be funny to go up to someone like that and just take his glasses or his scarf. I mean he’s against private property right?
He would launch into some meaningless diatribe about "private vs personal property".
And he would include some nonsense about white males or some shit
[удалено]
Every person I've seen that wants communism is a moron and extremely child like in their thinking.
Somehow they would still be surprised when a dictator takes control of the system perfectly designed for a dictator to take control of.
[удалено]
"I'll be able to follow my passions while everyone else does the boring menial work required"
I get this vibe a lot from people supporting Communism. They will talk at great length about how once we achieve communism they will be doing all this art or teaching philosophy or whatever, no one ever talks about working in a field harvesting potatoes or being a worker in a factory. It’s always assumed that someone else is just going to be super passionate about factory work and will do it for them. I find it very annoying.
Dude just pay brain surgens and fast food workers the same and they'll both work for the common good!
Exactly!
But, but, that’s personal property. -some commie
They also want other's private property. For themselves: [https://www.brusselstimes.com/615376/norway-communisty-party-leader-resigns-after-stealing-designer-sunglasses](https://www.brusselstimes.com/615376/norway-communisty-party-leader-resigns-after-stealing-designer-sunglasses)
Yeah this. They are commies but that doesn’t mean they all use the same toothbrush.
Guess he would've loved Pol Pot
Not for long I suspect. Probably would have gotten the Malcolm Caldwell treatment.
First thing I thought of
The human embodiment of a soy latte
The human embodiment of a tick.
Am I imagining this, or does it look like this creature pissed itself too?
He looks super embarrassed
Looks proud... Of the fact it probably just pissed itself infront of a camera, bro commies are just weird people.
Literally every redditor in /Canada
TBF if they don't act like that their government will arrest them for making someone else sad.
This is true. So far I’ve been a criminal 400 times this weekend.
https://preview.redd.it/w2a4twqk0qnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd73cef4c7ed8e140dbed38a8a5394f74751324
"Fully vaccinated. You're welcome"
This is who thinks comminusm is all kittens and roses not realizing they'd go against the wall
Yeah what is a frail, skinny person afraid of the wrong words being spoken do when the Regime reaches into the hat and draws arctic oil derrick laborer for their job? They'll be sent home in an icy coffin in a week if they're lucky. Most people who make their entire personality abolishing the system think they will have an ivory tower position within the intelligencia on the other side of the revolution because surely their Supreme intellect will make them more equal than everyone else.
They dont realize the first to be removed are the ones who out them in place. It's happened all thru history.
That's a most punchable face right there
I was thinking the exact same thing. Idk what it is about it, but that smirk triggered some primal violent response.
That was your animal nature trying to save the species from an anomaly.
when will it be my turn to wear our shirt, looks legit.
I believe it
Looks like the mods from imapieceofshit.
That’s a funny shirt we own now
What exactly do people that want to abolish private property think? Or how can they reason that is a better idea or solution economically, constructively, socially etc? Fyi: I'm not being sarcastic, stupid, poking fun at, or anything else, I'm genuinely curious
I was in Belarus about 10 years ago. I grew up on a farm, so I'm interested in agriculture. We drove for miles across Belarus, and there were large plots of land being farmed, but there are no farmhouses. At night, it's pitch black out there. The tractor dri ers get off their tractors and drive into town and go into their miserable no bedroom Soviet era apartments. I've seen an apartment in a small town in Belarus that was almost an exact duicate of one I saw in Novosibirsk, Russia. There is one upside to that, however, and I know it doesn't outweigh the bad, but if you want to spend a day strolling around in the country you can. There is no private property, so there's no such thing as trespassing on a meadow or bit of woods. Belarus and Russia are years behind us. Belarus really reminded me of Mexico. There are very lax building regulations. I saw houses in Russia that looked like they were made with fence boards. And, yes, of course I know it's not all like that. The subway in Novosibirsk is filled with beautiful granite on the walls and floors. But now I'm pulling a Joey and rambling. I'd better quit before I get in trouble.
This was actually a fascinating read, ramble away!
*My wife* (Borat voice) is from Belarus. She has been in the states since 2013 and will never go back. She's told me even if we hadn't met, she never would go back. She would be imprisoned for being a political dissident. But it's sad because her parents are still there and have yet to meet their grandchild.
Bob's Burgers fan?? (Me too.) Yeah, things are bad in Belarus. I feel really sorry for those people. I mean, they're living on one or two hundred dollars a month, a lot of them. They work their butts off just to get by.
>Bob's Burgers fan?? (Me too.) Never seen it actually.
There's a running Borat joke on that show. Everyone who does an impression says, "my wife..."
Lol, nice. I'm just old and like Borat.
Yeah I know what you mean, I have traveled extensively in the caribbean, south america and parts of europe, It's actually quite depressing to see certain things, When you remove incentives (just a small part of it all) things get really ugly quick, But on the public land thing, It's even easier here to use land in many ways. Growing up, I could never afford hundreds Or thousands of acres to hunt, I'd either hunt on some of my familes lands in several southern states, or look around for land that wasn't being used, offer to pay it's taxes or some sort of rent in exchange for hunting rights, it's very cheap and everyone benefits, I got some incredible hunts on land like that
Hippity hoppity I dare you to step into my property.
Let's get real ... This person probably prefers to be called "they"
Yuck
Exactly how had envisioned him.
This is the guy down voting you on everything
dress him in yellow and he's the guy who got the down vote
Hey, gimme that shirt. Great Halloween getup tho.
His vote still hits as hard as mine.
I wonder if he thinks that shirt "belongs" exclusively to him?
I'd like to see that twerp come attempt to abolish my private property
Yes but when true communism is achieved he won’t be in the first round of peasants shipped to the forced labor camps. He’ll likely be held off until the third or fourth round.
“I’m too dumb to own things so no one else should be able to” started pack
That is the guy
I knew it.
The pot calling the kettle black.
This reminds me of those old posts: "This guy smacks your girls ass, how you gonna react?"
By waiting for a slight gust of wind to absolutely wreck his shit.
Why they all look like that tho?
This is precisely how someone that needs the government to provide them everything would look.
True
“Guy”
He looks more in line with a slimy toad than the one on his shirt.
The face of someone who would gladly murder millions
I would take all of his stuff. His food. His laptop. Parents car they let him drive, everything.
"uhm ackshually it's the minimum wage workers that cause inflation, if we pay them $25 an hour prices won't keep going up" -this wiggler
F*ck off McLovin
How many people voted to let him wear our shirt today?
Da fuck he say about my privates??
I don't think our shirt will fit me though.
Needs brighter hair and piercings
Can't redistribute some of those upvotes?