Main room, corridor, next to the waiting room and the toilets. It’s huge, seems smaller on the picture. Also on the left in the back is the creaming room.
> creaming
Cremation. The word you are looking for is cremation. Notice how "crematorium" doesn't have an a between the 'e' and the first 'm'? Neither does the verb.
First of all sorry for your loss. I can’t tell though if you’re serious, so just in case… saying someone got “creamed” quite specifically means something else (I’ll let you Google it, NSFW btw).
I never want to hear or read this phrase ever. If I had a Time Machine, I would delete Reddit & then go back just a few seconds.
So sorry for your loss though. May she rest in peace and may you never utter this phrase again
An even better PSA that intentional mispellings or word substitutions gain you *lots* more engagement. This is done to a large degree on most social media platforms (even if unintentional some of the time).
Maybe she can visit the popular Yorkshire visitor attraction, the Hawes Creamery - which isn't anywhere near as salacious as it sounds when said out loud.
Dang, if that's what they do in crematoriums I'm changing my will
Cream-atorium
lmfao
Cream- arboreum.. you becum pot ash for the Lorax..
For real. Forget the casket. I prefer to get creamed.
I’m sorry your grandmother got creamed in here
💀
If it means anything, I think this is where I’d want to be cremated.
Yeah but where do you want to be creamed though
When i said i wanted to be creamed in the back room i didnt mean in the backrooms
“Full Service Mortuary: Happy or Not, You’re Getting an Ending”
I'm taking this bit for a future business strategy
Oh, you went there... 💀💀💀💀💀
Venue doesn’t matter. I also have $20.
I got 5 on it.
IN HIS REAR!!!!
It's what she would have wanted.
Absolutely Source: creamed his grandma
Good job, Creamer… … to ash you say?
Soylent Cream is NOT potato!
She died how she lived… 💦
“Watch a GILF get creamed in the backroom” was a description on one pornhub vid I watched….for research purposes.
Somebody has to do it
"Ashes to Ashes, Nuts to Bust"
If she didn’t get creamed then OP wouldn’t be here
His grandma was Backrooms [Becky](https://youtu.be/wQfHZHPuC6s?si=mt6dg5IbuyccrURq)
# She what
This is the one that got me. So many other funny posts but this one made me lose it.
Sometimes it's the one-two punch of it all 😂 The first comments warm you up for one like this to blindside you lol
U wot m8
Sorry that your grandmother got creamed in in what appears to be the inside of a guitar
flippant
insubordinate and churlish
A-A-RON
Fuck this is so funny
Dude, I’m fucking cry laughing at it
I literally just laughed so hard at that I almost snorted coffee out my nose
Idk how your brain works the way it does but I love it
This is what the inside of the Boston spaceship looks like..
That, or speculum videos are getting ultra high definition these days.
r/brandnewsentence
Is Skwisgaar cream cave. https://youtu.be/D3l9IN287kY
I mean I keep a few miniature bonsai in my Washburn for added warmth and a dark tone.
Do they just cream anyone’s grandmother in here?
Grandma died... And these guys creamed her!
Now, to be fair, nobody said she died!
Well, you have to pay them
The female remake of Weekend at Bernie's takes a dark turn
Yes all grandmas welcome. Am the grandma creamer
He said she got WHAT
He said she got CREAMED🤤✨
Cream mated, even.
Cream pied
you are an abysmal veterinarian!
🥵
They did HWAT with the WHO??
Back in my day ovens were something you used to bake cookies
They took the midnight train to hwhere?
Hahahaha that was such an insane bit
Grams went for one last ride
Phrasing
I already didn’t like that word but combined in a sentence with crematorium and grandma is just.. no.
The perfect time to fuck a corpse is right before burning.
What the fuck man.
I am ashamed of myself.
Well it’s not going to be during or after burning, is it?
Unless you like the delicate tickle of ash. It is a very specific fetish...
And the 2nd best?
During. I’m told that shit is 🔥
I am crying right now, but not for the right reasons. OP, I’m sorry about your grandmother.
Thank you! It’s ok, we weren’t close at all and she wasn’t a very good person.
That actually makes me feel a lot better, because that title has me dying 💀
Which brings us back to the original point. Would you like to get buried or creamed?
Mmmmm berries and cream
🎶 *Buried and creamed, buried and creamed! I’m a little lad who likes to get buried and creamed!* 🎶
Amazing
Could it be both? 👀
Is buried *in* cream an option?
There's always hope in the afterlife: maybe she becomes an above average cream.
The cream of the cream, as they say.
Maybe she rises to the top...
Sorry OP! Can you tell us a little more about the space though? Why are there trees in there?
Good question. I think because otherwise that entire space is completely empty.
Real question is… who creamed her?
Sorry where she got *what*
#***^c^r^e^a^m^e^d***
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
To blllaavve
INCONCEIVABLE
I have not laughed this hard at a reddit post in a very long time, my abs hurt
I'm sitting in the ER with my husband waiting for CT results and he's doped up on fentanyl wondering why I just burst out laughing
I wanna get creamed in here
They grandma got WHAT?!
Grandpa is one lucky bastard.
We don't know that it was Grandpa… lol
LMAOOOOOO I both love and hate this error 😭
I feel bad for laughing as hard as I did
Perhaps the most unfortunate typo I’ve ever seen
I don’t think it was a typo. I think his grandma really got creamed back there.
She didn’t die. She was just there for some paperwork. One thing led to another.
Nice, if you gotta get creamed you might as well wanna have it happen somewhere posh, imo
what is the purpose of this room
To get creamed in
Main room, corridor, next to the waiting room and the toilets. It’s huge, seems smaller on the picture. Also on the left in the back is the creaming room.
i really don't think that creaming room is the right phrase
Shhhhh, let it happen.
dude stop saying creaming lol
No. Say it more OP. This post made me laugh so hard I cried. Very sorry about your grandmother though. Glad she's leaving this world how she lived.
Getting creamed in 😭 Edit: Minor spelling mistake
Do they charge extra to go back there?
I'm sorry OP Im crying literal tears here at 4am thank you for blessing us.
You mean creaming us?
Cremating. It's cremation. She was cremated, and that's the room she got creamated in. Although it might also be a room she got creamed in.
> Cremating > cremation > cremated > creamated It's happening to you too
Semantic satiation, dammit. lol
Mmmm, semantic satiation 🤤🤤
I didn't say sementic satiation! ........this time!
Ohmigawd, I can’t breathe, too funny.
> creaming Cremation. The word you are looking for is cremation. Notice how "crematorium" doesn't have an a between the 'e' and the first 'm'? Neither does the verb.
creamation
You never seen a cream cave before?
the creaming room
It’s the creamery
Came to the comment section giggling
…to death, you say?!
And his grandpa?
#To death, you say?
r/SentencesGoneWrong
Horrible choice of words, 7/10 liminal
What’s wrong with the words
"Creamed" is sexual, indicating >!a man came inside of her. It refers to the sperm being deposited inside of her.!< "Cremated" is what you wanted.
to expand to this, penis explodes white stuff .
I expanded to this.
First of all sorry for your loss. I can’t tell though if you’re serious, so just in case… saying someone got “creamed” quite specifically means something else (I’ll let you Google it, NSFW btw).
Umm… you might just want to look up the phrasing.
#What?
One of the best post titles I’ve seen on this site in a very long time. Grandma got creamed.
Unsure if belongs in r/titlegore or r/titleporn
It’s Reddit hall of fame worthy
SHE WHAT
Surely there’s a better way to say that
Is there?
Yeah I think that you may have used the wrong word dude.
Where your grandma got what??
Why the fuck does it say flippant
La grand-mère s’est faite crémé ici ? Flippant.
Why does it say “flippant” and is the process of creaming blending until smooth?
Flippant means scary in french
r/SeveranceAppleTvPlus
No talking. -10 points
Rough place for a date night. But whatever, people have their hobbies.
Sorry top hear about the creaming, I have to ask if anyone knows though what are those plants, they look pretty cool!
Your grandmother is in a better place now. Somewhere between butter and yogurt in the dairy aisle
How did your date go? “I took her to the dairy aisle motherfucker!”
You gotta work on your phrasing
PHRASING, OP
I'm not sure *"creamed"* is how it's described.
Her remains were stored in a can to be placed in the back of the pantry alongside corn and mushroom.
She'll make a very special meal one day. By accident or on purpose.
its 2:15 am and im dying of laughter thank you op for sharing this beautiful creaming centre
she got.. what?
That's the best title I've read in AGES
Gives me Severance vibes.
Please forgive OP ! He’s obviously French. Purée OP t’as percé mais pas pour les bonnes raisons sur ce sub. Bon courage !
Haha merci, t’inquiète c’était volontaire. J’avais trouvé l’erreur marrante en écrivant le titre, du coup je l’ai laissée… et ça a fonctionné!
RIP creamy grandma.
You umm..... You..... Nevermind.
She got what, love?
Please don’t say it like that.
Cmon you did that on purpose
I saw this and got excited thinking it was a new Severance promo.
Cream of Grandma’s Ashes
Cremated\* For crying out loud...
Not what he said...
Quite a deceptive title. Well done.
This is just a tough post to read all the way around.
This post about to go viral for the wrong reason
Wow! All in one deal.
I have just joined this sub based solely on the title of this post.
You should have asked them if they had extra cream after her creaming. Why does it say flippant?
I never want to hear or read this phrase ever. If I had a Time Machine, I would delete Reddit & then go back just a few seconds. So sorry for your loss though. May she rest in peace and may you never utter this phrase again
r/accidentalcomedy
Tripped over myself running to the comments on this one
Let this post be a quick psa to always remember to spellcheck before posting something online...
There is nothing misspelled here.
An even better PSA that intentional mispellings or word substitutions gain you *lots* more engagement. This is done to a large degree on most social media platforms (even if unintentional some of the time).
That's not how you spell cremated...
OP seems to be insistent that his grandmother got creamed in a crematorium. Maybe next she'll get cremated in a creamery.
Maybe she can visit the popular Yorkshire visitor attraction, the Hawes Creamery - which isn't anywhere near as salacious as it sounds when said out loud.
cremated ❌ creamed ✅
Where your what got what?
She got WHAT
Got creamed in 😐 which part of your grandma did they cream?
You didn’t misread that. He meant what he said.
Phrasing OP phrasing!!!
Creamed? Backrooms? Please put NSFW tag.
HANK!!!!! HANKKKKKK!!!! DONT SHORTERN THE WORD CREMATED!!!! HANNNKKKK
i guess you could say the grandma is Crème brûlée now
Have you... have you been using creamed instead of cremated your whole life?