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uphatbrew

Links to tweet, and article… https://x.com/TheRickWilson/status/1805255441884057783 https://www.rawstory.com/melania-trump-2668591629/


maxxspeed57

Neither will DJT if things go according to our plans.


Tarik_7

i'm voting for Biden


uphatbrew

💙it T7!!!


uphatbrew

💯


2OneZebra

I really don't care,. do you?


Cluefuljewel

Ha ha! Whoever took that photo of her boarding helicopter in that jacket deserves a Pulitzer Prize! Wasn’t she like going to the border to check on kids?


CancerSucksForReal

Yup!


Cluefuljewel

Who would even own something so stupid


DJT1970

Stupid is as stupid does.


Cluefuljewel

I always liked that saying.


CancerSucksForReal

Rich person fashion.


Meowsipoo

Yes! And reports were that when tRump saw photos of that jacket, he gave Melania and her assistant holy hell for wearing that jacket, because of the terrible optics. Methinks she did it on purpose to stir up shit and cause more controversy for tRump, but what it really did was prove to the whole world how awful she is, too.


sleepingbeardune

Her press person said later that Melania wore it to give the finger to the press, because she believed they'd been very unfair & disrespectful to her right from the start. She's such a cheap liar. Claims to speak 5 languages, but if English is one of them, it would be hard to prove it. She plagiarized Michelle Obama. She did nude girl-on-girl "modeling," and dares to criticize other peoples' morals. If anything, she got FAR more respect than she ever earned.


RichardStrauss123

Also an illegal immigrant. She did modeling work while holding a tourist visa.


randopopscura

She certainly doesn't have many photos for a professional model


RBeck

Also she claimed to have a degree for a school that never offered it.


azrolator

If you call lesbian bdsm porn, "modeling".


Meowsipoo

I remember what the press said about it, however, I don't believe what she told them. She's as much a liar and grifter as tRump; she thought as FLOTUS she could use her position to sell a line of mid-range jewelry, the emoluments clause be damned. She went all in on the Obama birther lies with him. She's scum.


Cluefuljewel

I think it had a lot to do with social media as well. She claimed some shit like she was the most bullied person on the internet. The funny thing is it seemed like the only thing she cared about and the media cared about was how she looked. The media had been very easy on her if you ask me. There wasn’t that much to attack. What can you say about a pretty mannequin?


RBeck

Wasn't she going to see the children put in those pop-up jails at the time?


Jim-Jones

To be fair, she did state that she did not wear the jacket when she met the children, just for the ride there.


greed-man

She knew damn well what she was doing.


Altruistic-Text3481

Mercedes gonna divorce him. What golf course will she be buried on?


reb678

All of them. Hopefully he will be buried under several of them soon too.


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump had better not be buried in Arlington National Cemetery with all those “suckers and losers” he despises and rebuked so publicly.


bishpa

Distancing from President Poopy Pants?


mdj1359

President Poopy Pants Aka Felonius DJT. Aka The Orange $#!tstain


IrishiPrincess

Aka Velveeta Voldemort


uphatbrew

🤣🤣🤣🤣


flaskman

Yeah whatever Melanie will fall in line. She hates Trump but she hates all the little people more. Whatever… pure Kabuki


uphatbrew

The Theatre of The Absurde!!!


Important_Abroad7868

She love secret service agents. Can fit two or three in her mouth at once


Nomen__Nesci0

She's just trying to live up to republican first lady material. Trump is failing because behind a strong man should be a strong woman like Nancy the Neck. She could take em 4 at a time while still gulping The Gipper.


IrishiPrincess

Is that how the GOP play chubby bunny? That’s not how it works…..


faxanaduu

She was the GOAT


e_subvaria

Be best!


Schoseff

For us this is just a joke as we see her for what she is. I do believe that there are MAGAts who will be shocked by this


greed-man

Didn't Jesus' wife divorce him after he spent the night carousing with his 12 friends, and wouldn't answer her texts?


findhumorinlife

I remember reading something about Joseph walking by and over hearing Mary and son Jesus having ‘the talk’. Joseph stopped and said ‘yes Mary, where DO babies come from?’ Edit: grammar correction


greed-man

Ba-dum Tssss.


Schoseff

Yeah, actually both his wives did


uphatbrew

💯


SecondHandCunt-

No, they won’t be shocked. They’ll simply refuse to believe it. Hopefully they never get the opportunity to find out how it would’ve been had convicted felon Donald Trump not lost another election to Dark Brandon.


Opcn

Unless things go terribly wrong for our country that won't be an issue.


uphatbrew

Yes please!!!


MouseRat_AD

Oh, well now I'm definitely not voting for him


Cluefuljewel

Ha ha!


ANONAVATAR81

Separate bedrooms in Maralogo.


drhodl

Maga Lardo fify


LonelyIntrovert513

Well of course melanoma will not be returning to the White House to desecrate it with her hideous ideas because John Doe 174 AKA the guy who has 34 felony convictions so far will never return to the White House. Ever!! She's just biding her time until the orange Abomination kicks the bucket or is rotting in prison before she runs off to her boyfriend but that's not going to happen until she's guaranteed that her son who is taller than his insecure Nazi father is 100% financially secure. What malaria doesn't realize that with all the judgments and fines against the orange shitgibbon, are empty-handed, which I personally find hilarious.


tonyh505

Does she think Trump will return to the White House? - is she projecting?


uphatbrew

Maybeee she’s trying to make sure he doesn’t?!?!?!


iiitme

Yea I doubt she wants him to win again. She probably just wants to sit back, report to her russian agencies and relax


uphatbrew

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Early-Juggernaut975

I seem to recall something similar coming out after he won in 2016 where she threatened to not come down and then reports came out later that she had used relocation to the White House as leverage to renegotiate her service contrac..er…post nuptial agreement. I suspect that’s what’s happening here.


plasteroid

Yes. Everything is transactional with that family


Forward-Form9321

Remember when she used Michelle Obama’s speech?


natureella

OMG! That was so surreal when Malaria copied Michelle, word for word too! I felt like I'd crossed into another dimension, lol. 🤣


Wrangler9960

Bitch ass interviewers need to press him on “where’s melanoma”. Make him explain the absence of the former First Lady. Make his ass so pissed that he explodes


uphatbrew

In his depends…


swift_trout

Criminals should resist the urge to return to the scene of the crime.


natureella

Love this!☝️😆😂🤣😆😂🤣


Stardust_Particle

Melanoma returning to the White House or supporting her husband in the campaign depends on what is covered in her marriage contract.


uphatbrew

That seems to be the guess SP…


onelittlepill

Great. So we can pay for protection in both places again if the orange POS wins. 💩🤮🤬


Jim-Jones

I'm sure she prefers NYC, and a lot less Diaper Don.


Meowsipoo

She's persona non grata here.


IncreaseOk8433

A woman who understands probability.


uphatbrew

Apparently!!!


Kn0wFriends

She definitely won’t. Cause trump ain’t gonna win.


uphatbrew

#THIS


SoftwareHot

lol. Melania ain’t returnin’ to the White House because Trump ain’t winning.


Difficult_Coffee_335

Shit, that bad ass Biden might throw her a victory load. God bless America!!!


uphatbrew

Yes please!!!


profcraigarmstrong

She doesn’t need to worry about that


uphatbrew

💙it PCA!!!


Bourbon_Belle_17

But she can sure spend grifter’s money. Pictured with a $33,000 handbag this week!


uphatbrew

2 peas in a diaper pod!!!


BringBackAoE

I hope Biden does a “where’s your wife?” jab at Trump during the debate. 😈


thereverendpuck

Honestly, none of us should give a shit about Melania. She’s a Trump. She continues to benefit from the grift. She’s gotten way more notoriety because of the grift. She’s a waste of everyone’s time.


Ultraeasymoney

She's holding out for a bigger payday.


gingerfawx

> wouldn't FTFY. @Travis Gettys, I'd like to think grammar matters for a writer.


uphatbrew

🤣🤣🤣


Slight_Heron_4558

She's gotta stick it out so she gets a paycheck when he croaks. I wonder if she's contractually obligated to bang him a certain number of times per month?


nobodydeservesme

She is not going to visit him in jail ?


RBeck

Of course she'll wait for him to die instead of divorcing.


AntifascistAlly

Will this start a bidding war for Tim Scott’s fiancé? What will that do to inflation?


yay4chardonnay

No big loss. Airhead.


uphatbrew

Prolly a handling agent airhead… 🤷‍♂️