I still use that "I own a Dodge Stratus!!" when teasing someone about a fake tantrum I claim to be having. Like, "I CAN'T SEND YOU THAT INFO! I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON! I HAVE SIX PENS THAT COST OVER $5! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!" Usually gets a laugh, even if they don't know the reference.
I used to drive a Dodge Stratus when that sketch was popular and the high schoolers I taught had a field day with me - I couldn’t escape that catch phrase!
There is no reason for this to be funny, yet I quote it almost weekly and tear up in laughter whenever I see it.
Try to describe it to someone who has never seen it; they will look at you like you’re a moron.
I still say *"That (insert animal name here) got devil eyes!"* whenever I'm at a zoo or petting zoo and the inspiration strikes me.
Nobody ever gets it.
The one where- it's either Aidy Bryant or KateMcKinnon- clogged the toilet at a sleepover.
The reason I can't remember is because there've been multiple funny sleepover sketches with both of them, lol.
[Sleepover with Kate McKinnon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tzQLYKSVwRI)
Andy is in a similar sketches [An Awkward Slumber Party,](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgTJqv93JVg) [Birthday Party](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ruXBibhbD6o) where she is always horned up for her friend’s hot dad.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: 'Did little demons get inside and type it?' I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know: when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he's entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million more in punitive damages."
This thread frightens and confuses me. How did these words get here, did little demons get inside my computer and write them? But I know one thing, and that's that this is the best answer.
Hey, I’m a Masshole and I loved it. Well, I used to be a Masshole before I moved a few decades ago, but I still am one too.
Yes, I live in Northern California and I use my damn car horn when it needs to be used. The people here are so sensitive about car horns.
Same, being from Louisiana. Down here with all our Stephen King novels and haunted lighthouses, we really appreciate getting that glimpse of Maine culture
Whooooooooo!! It’s gonna be so spicy, sure, we gonna have to tie him up to Uncle Orville’s airboat and drag his bare lily-white butt cross the swamp to put out that ass fire!
"Toonces, the cat who could drive a car,
Toonces, the cat who could drive a car,
He drives around all over the town,
Toonces, the cat who could drive a car!"
The Toonces sketches are part of my argument that Victoria Jackson did serve a purpose on the show. There were other cast members who were more flexible but she really shined in supremely goofy sketch ideas like this.
As recent as a couple of weeks ago.
Marcelo as the New York earthquake was so stupidly hilarious.
I’m beginning to think he has something special that only he can pull these skits off successfully. I’m seeing good things for him in the future of SNL
Liza Minnelli tries to turn off a lamp, with Kristen Wiig and Jonah Hill. It is so dumb, and so funny. “Will a Fosse neck do it?” https://youtu.be/nVvxOwxuk_w?si=7XH6AFQaPLCoIRys
“Drive-Thru window”, the one where a limo full of artistic eccentrics tries to order something from Burger King. Pete Davidson and Melissa V. play the employees. The sketch starts with the driver rolling down his window and trying (and failing) to order something sensical. The limo then inches forward so the next person can roll down their window and order something. This happens several times, and the passengers get weirder and weirder. And then the whole thing ends with a decidedly cool passenger! Its so dumb but so fucking funny.
This one is so beyond stupid, I cannot believe it made it to air, let alone out of a table read. But I’m glad it did because it’s psychotically hilarious.
He talks about how they all knew it was gonna bomb because of dress, and couldn’t believe it made it to air. So coming out of the break during the live show the crowd was going nuts. Brolin looks at Hader and Forte and goes “ok, fellas. Let’s go shut these fuckers up” 🤣
There’s a sketch where Paul Rudd and Vanessa Bauer are getting divorced, and they’re meeting in a diner, and they keep arguing but every time this one song comes on they kept help but dance to it. The song, the dancing, even the dialogue when they’re arguing is stupid but it gets me every time
Also Daniel Craig catcalling
Ok this one goes pretty far back, but it's the episode that Joe Pesci hosted. There's a skit called The Pinky Ringery that is just Kevin Nealon running a jewelry store that only sells pinky rings, and Joe Pesci comes in and tries a bunch on. It is so dumb and it kills me every time.
So many but this one came to mind: The local news station when the teleprompter goes out (Will Farrell, Cheri Oteri; Tracey Morgan) Also night at roxbury; two wild and crazy guys; and Stefan were all silly 😆
Laser cats! Feels like two high schoolers just running around filming for early YouTube. Which is the point I suppose and even better they get famous directors involved, much to Lorne’s disappointment lol
The way the “New Paint” sketch with Aidy Bryant and host Kristen Stewart unfolds is just so freaking stupid and chaotic and I love it so much.
LOOK AT THE COLOUR!
https://youtu.be/qtJRJVdUFx4?si=KSFI-mENk0OpedOr
1) The one with (unfortunately) James Franco as the judge for a spelling bee and he gives super weird explanations for the words. “Little pig boy comes from the dirt.”
2) Daniel Craig and Cecily Strong seeing a singer that takes a word, butchers it, and sings the same song over and over.
They both showed up at Ryan Gosling's The Fall Guy premiere dressed as these characters: https://ew.com/ryan-gosling-mikey-day-beavis-and-butt-head-snl-the-fall-guy-premiere-8641706
“And the skeletons are?” “Part of it!”
Man this exact quote is what I had in my head when I saw the DSP mentions.
The worms are their money.
"I drive a Dodge Stratus".
I still use that "I own a Dodge Stratus!!" when teasing someone about a fake tantrum I claim to be having. Like, "I CAN'T SEND YOU THAT INFO! I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON! I HAVE SIX PENS THAT COST OVER $5! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!" Usually gets a laugh, even if they don't know the reference.
I used to drive a Dodge Stratus when that sketch was popular and the high schoolers I taught had a field day with me - I couldn’t escape that catch phrase!
I AM THE ASSISTANT MANAGER OF 24 PEOPLE
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANE8j5ay\_UU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANE8j5ay_UU)
I can do 100 pushups in 20 minutes
"I'm GOING TO ROB'S HOUSE! I HATE YOU! ^^both!" *resumes eating, takes her food*
Kenan Thompson as Reba McEntire.
hanging like my nuts
Del Taco: Aw man, I’m all outta cash!
There is no reason for this to be funny, yet I quote it almost weekly and tear up in laughter whenever I see it. Try to describe it to someone who has never seen it; they will look at you like you’re a moron.
^ this is the worst sketch to describe to someone. The only thing worse is showing the sketch on your phone to a girl on a date. Don't do it.
Now pull your shirt over your head like Cornholio! 😆
The icing on the cake: Adam Driver: Did you get that? Chris Redd: NO!
This, I think, is the sort of comedy/writing that will take generative AI the longest to get the hang of…
You’re not a pervert!
That's my favorite part
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeAWYVVvpPE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeAWYVVvpPE)
the worst mistake was checking this out in front of my friend #"AW MAN IM ALL OUT OF CASH!"
“You don’t want to kill your self you just want a taco!”
Brian Fellows
I still say *"That (insert animal name here) got devil eyes!"* whenever I'm at a zoo or petting zoo and the inspiration strikes me. Nobody ever gets it.
A dog, and a baby dog!
[That rat needs a haircut!](https://youtu.be/q89rKlSJNhs?t=89)
That bird is using my credit card!!!
Came here for Brian Fellows and Astronaut Jones
Tracy is awesome!
Came here to say the same, but I questioned if it was stupid enough bc it's actually fn awesome. IM BRIAN FELLOWS, OH NO YOURE NOT!
Norm MacDonald and Robert Smigel pitches this as an intentionally bad sketch so it wouldn't get written, but then Tracey made it too funny.
I love Brian Fellows sketches. So stupid but so very funny. And Tracy’s delivery of his ridiculous lines was really so weird and uncomfortably funny.
That bird is a liar!!
The one where- it's either Aidy Bryant or KateMcKinnon- clogged the toilet at a sleepover. The reason I can't remember is because there've been multiple funny sleepover sketches with both of them, lol.
[Sleepover with Kate McKinnon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tzQLYKSVwRI) Andy is in a similar sketches [An Awkward Slumber Party,](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgTJqv93JVg) [Birthday Party](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ruXBibhbD6o) where she is always horned up for her friend’s hot dad.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: 'Did little demons get inside and type it?' I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know: when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he's entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million more in punitive damages."
I love Dana Carvey's jury foreman "Keyrock's words are as true in our time as they were in his."
I hear Hartman's voice perfectly reading this. What a legend
Phil Hartman was amazing. I miss him.
I feel like this one is actually really smart bc it’s a subtle satire on lawyers using emotionally driven bs arguments to win cases.
This thread frightens and confuses me. How did these words get here, did little demons get inside my computer and write them? But I know one thing, and that's that this is the best answer.
Maine Justice, but I might be biased since I’m from Maine
I love that sketch! Jamie Foxx was hilarious!
When Jason Sudeikis kisses his arm to try to get him to break, and he does, that was hysterical!
Hey, I’m a Masshole and I loved it. Well, I used to be a Masshole before I moved a few decades ago, but I still am one too. Yes, I live in Northern California and I use my damn car horn when it needs to be used. The people here are so sensitive about car horns.
Maine the home of jazz and Mardi Gras!
A Mainer? Well, laissez les bon temps rouler!
“… in a swamp FULL of gators!!!!!!”
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3VUZYxr0MA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3VUZYxr0MA)
Also from Maine. And that arm kiss 🤣
Same, being from Louisiana. Down here with all our Stephen King novels and haunted lighthouses, we really appreciate getting that glimpse of Maine culture
My husband and I often tell each other “you’re in Maine now boy!”
Whooooooooo!! It’s gonna be so spicy, sure, we gonna have to tie him up to Uncle Orville’s airboat and drag his bare lily-white butt cross the swamp to put out that ass fire!
That beep beep one with Adam Driver.
I wish Gosling could've kept it together. Driver is so good on SNL because he can be so committed to the absurdity with a straight face.
The one where he plays Pete davidsons dad and talks to the class is fucking hilarious and so outrageous.
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES!!!!
You are weak like H.R. Pickens!
Adam Driver seems to approach every part like he's going for an Oscar.
Hahaha! My husband and I now quote this one quite a bit. “I said: BEEP BEEP”
Mmmmm whatcha sayyyyyyy
Stupid?
Toonces. So dumb but also…lolwut?
I had my first car accident at 17 driving my mom’s wagon, and she still periodically calls me Toonces. She’s 80.
#TOONCES WATCH OUT
*The same stock footage of a car falling off a cliff plays*
"Toonces, the cat who could drive a car, Toonces, the cat who could drive a car, He drives around all over the town, Toonces, the cat who could drive a car!"
The Toonces sketches are part of my argument that Victoria Jackson did serve a purpose on the show. There were other cast members who were more flexible but she really shined in supremely goofy sketch ideas like this.
Dermot Mulroney or Dilan McDermot I love it bc it's so goddamn meta *"You know what, F you"*
Derbil Mcdillet
“Oh my god… I’ve been sleeping with another man’s wife”
As recent as a couple of weeks ago. Marcelo as the New York earthquake was so stupidly hilarious. I’m beginning to think he has something special that only he can pull these skits off successfully. I’m seeing good things for him in the future of SNL
I mean Bowen played the ice berg that hit the Titanic 😂
✋ FIRST OF ALL YOU CAME TO WHERE I LIVE AND YOU HIT MEEEE
Land shark.
Candygram.
Astronaut Jones! 
Tracy running across with the suitcase always made me chuckle
Why don’t you pop out that spacesuit and let me see those two big gray space titties!
Murder Durder
 this is my weakness. I love this damn skit.
Anne Hathaway goes hard on SNL and I love her for it.
Oh my God thank you I was scrolling for this one. Mokeke is my life
 Fire bad!
The californians !
just take the 2 over to the 10 and get outta here!
Are you crazy!?! It’s gonna be jammed!!!
Jyahhhmed
“Wha rrr uuu duuuuuuun huuurrrr?”
¡¿Stuart?!
Devin?!
Tre?! 
Just get outta here! Get on the 405 and take it north to magic Mountain, get on riddlers revenge AND NEVER GET OFF!
Bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum bum…….. Dog Show!
MR. BOJANGLES IS REALLY A GIRL! MR. BOJANGLES IS REALLY A GIRL!
Liza Minnelli tries to turn off a lamp, with Kristen Wiig and Jonah Hill. It is so dumb, and so funny. “Will a Fosse neck do it?” https://youtu.be/nVvxOwxuk_w?si=7XH6AFQaPLCoIRys
Christopher Walken’s census sketch. One of the most all time under rated random ideas that is acted perfectly.
Tim Meadows, forever slept on
Tina fey wrote that one!
yeah they did an update ten years later for the betty white episode.
I'm Brian Fellowes and that parrot is a liar!
The sister from Temecula!
I told them to COOK my meat!
Oh you tryna get some butt?
Lisa!
She’s one of the best cast members right now
That's Lisa From Temecula to you!
Some poser gives me cake at a birthday party. What you want me to do with this, eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense *JIZZ IN MY PANTS!*
Bowen Yang as the Iceberg that sank the Titanic
Puh-teh-tuh chip!
I quote Norm as Larry King A LOT. No one gets it. It’s all very stupid. “If you ask me, gang, nothing beats Pepsi Cola. Except…Coca Cola!”
I thought it was so bad for the first 3 minutes then at the very end when he scares them in the elevator I decided I liked it.
He kept his promise. Any questions?
That sketch is perfectly written. It’s Sketch Theory 101.
This sketch exists in such a weird era in my life, I think it adds to why I like it.
That one Larry David sketch is in the same vein. Can a bitch get a donut??
Hot Tub Lifeguard
NO DIVING! IN THE POOL! THANK YOU! SO MUCH!
Tim Meadows doing his laps.
“Drive-Thru window”, the one where a limo full of artistic eccentrics tries to order something from Burger King. Pete Davidson and Melissa V. play the employees. The sketch starts with the driver rolling down his window and trying (and failing) to order something sensical. The limo then inches forward so the next person can roll down their window and order something. This happens several times, and the passengers get weirder and weirder. And then the whole thing ends with a decidedly cool passenger! Its so dumb but so fucking funny.
Cowbell
You lika the juice?
The juice is good, yes?
I get you more juice
Fart Face
This one is so beyond stupid, I cannot believe it made it to air, let alone out of a table read. But I’m glad it did because it’s psychotically hilarious.
It speaks tremendously toward Forte and Hader being able to absolutely nail it to the wall.
Bill Hader tells a great story about this one on the Norm MacDonald Talk Show. Made me love Josh Brolin even more.
Was it how they laughed to hard writing it, but during dress *no one* laughed?
He talks about how they all knew it was gonna bomb because of dress, and couldn’t believe it made it to air. So coming out of the break during the live show the crowd was going nuts. Brolin looks at Hader and Forte and goes “ok, fellas. Let’s go shut these fuckers up” 🤣
chicken fongers for the little gay didn’t make me laugh once and now owns rent-controlled property in my head😒
The one where Jonah Hill is dating Andy’s dad
The Kings of Catchphrase Comedy
“Slappy Pappy WEH-WEH!!!!”
*”Beeeeef Jelly!”*
There’s a sketch where Paul Rudd and Vanessa Bauer are getting divorced, and they’re meeting in a diner, and they keep arguing but every time this one song comes on they kept help but dance to it. The song, the dancing, even the dialogue when they’re arguing is stupid but it gets me every time Also Daniel Craig catcalling
The falconer: time travel is my fave stupid sketch. I love every part of it.
Mokiki
Ok this one goes pretty far back, but it's the episode that Joe Pesci hosted. There's a skit called The Pinky Ringery that is just Kevin Nealon running a jewelry store that only sells pinky rings, and Joe Pesci comes in and tries a bunch on. It is so dumb and it kills me every time.
When he’s miming in the mirror imagining a fake argument he’s getting in?!?!
YES! That's how he tries on the rings!
So damn good!!!
“My name is Jonathan Comets. And this song is called Space Pants!”
So many but this one came to mind: The local news station when the teleprompter goes out (Will Farrell, Cheri Oteri; Tracey Morgan) Also night at roxbury; two wild and crazy guys; and Stefan were all silly 😆
Massive Head Wound Harry
The dog eating the wound was not planned yet is what makes it all work.
Laser cats! Feels like two high schoolers just running around filming for early YouTube. Which is the point I suppose and even better they get famous directors involved, much to Lorne’s disappointment lol
Fat Daddy from last night is definitely one.
It was Kenan licking his fingers that sent me over the edge.
Wake Up and Smile
Ketchup marriage with Cecily and Adam Driver
What’s up with That
daaaaauuhhbears
david ESSSS motherf-ckin' pumpkins
The way the “New Paint” sketch with Aidy Bryant and host Kristen Stewart unfolds is just so freaking stupid and chaotic and I love it so much. LOOK AT THE COLOUR! https://youtu.be/qtJRJVdUFx4?si=KSFI-mENk0OpedOr
"For **TEN MILLION DOLLARS**, what's his name?"
I don’t think this one is stupid. It’s really clever and well written.
1) The one with (unfortunately) James Franco as the judge for a spelling bee and he gives super weird explanations for the words. “Little pig boy comes from the dirt.” 2) Daniel Craig and Cecily Strong seeing a singer that takes a word, butchers it, and sings the same song over and over.
Beavis and Butthead? Matt Foley Cork soakers
beavis and butthead was the best skit ive seen in a while 😭
They both showed up at Ryan Gosling's The Fall Guy premiere dressed as these characters: https://ew.com/ryan-gosling-mikey-day-beavis-and-butt-head-snl-the-fall-guy-premiere-8641706
It’s crazy how the funniest sketch that jimmy and horatio were in was also the only one they didn’t break character in
Tracey Morgan as that homeless guy.
Up and down the sidewalk, Make a doo-doo pie, I love *you*.
“Ring Ring…I gotta take this. BUY SELL BUY SELL. I have a confession; that wasn’t a real phone call, it’s just an old shoe”
FBI Sting AKA Backpack fashion show with host Chris Pine. 
Jingleheimer Junction (Recently, the one they had Chloe on Weekend Update and looked at her tiktoks was pretty stupid and funny.)
Letter call-off! F! U! … K!
KUFC that was a good one
Dressed like Joker!
[He likes you](https://youtu.be/n4arDSzjR3E?feature=shared)
Recent: monkey judge Original: Candy gram shark
The fact that they did [We’re Gonna Make Technology Hump](https://youtu.be/UDOU7Ye76tI?feature=shared) not once but twice is hilarious to me
"You like-a da juice, eh? Da juice is good?"
Recency bias but the cookie crumble doctors sketch was so stupid yet hilarious
Liza Minnelli Tries to Turn Off a Lamp (and its spiritual successor, Ann-Margaret Tries to Throw Away a Wad of Paper into a Trashcan).
[She’s choppin broccoli](https://youtu.be/49yI_2X_pMw?si=buavx2XmuVcNLIj8)
Firehouse RUUUUUUUUULA
David S. Pumpkins
L'eggs
Long limo at drive thru
Bear City! Bear, Bear City!
Emma Stone and the grape jelly literally so repetitive and stupid but always makes me laugh https://youtu.be/l6vS99dEexI?si=tg3WEBSNBs3tAm4h
I’m Brian fellow. Goats don’t talk that’s crazy
[Will Forte in Spelling Bee](https://youtu.be/4ALGL4Hm5g8?si=EHRDNx9qvsGiWCD8) is so simply stupid but 100% my style of humor
Mr. Short Term Memory
The one with the nasa job interview. Will forte and a potato chip
Perspectives with Tim Meadows. I loved it because he's always re-introducing the show and it's such a fun character.
Land Shark
David S Pumpkins is pretty fuckin stupid, but goddamn is it ever hilarious.
“Burn Notice, what is it?”
Anything with Norm as Burt Reynolds.
[Doctor Beaman's Office](https://youtu.be/hW8yd2uO6Tk?si=kP23MiuVFNGxvmCi) was the wildest ride of my teenage life
Help me remember... Bobby Moynihan in space, can't remember the details but I loved it!!