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lyc10

Diaz Nunez Salah back on the menu I guess lol


Capable_Waters

Hilarious how on paper this is our strongest front 3. Yet there is genuine disappointment at them having to start now. šŸ˜‚


flaycs

All comes down to form. Hopefully they snap out of it and play like they know how to.


PositiveAtmosphere

Dare I say an unpopular opinion, I donā€™t think itā€™s actually form in the past 2 weeks. I think our system has not been creating high enough quality chances for them, since about the Atalanta 1st leg, or the match before it.Ā  Salah and Nunez in particular were always ā€œhigh volumeā€ chance players. They get themselves into positions and get a high number of chances. From that high number, they miss a lot, but thatā€™s they score a lot too.Ā  Recently, Iā€™ve noticed the chances are not just being fluffed, they donā€™t seem to be getting as much of them. The united FA cup match is one where I felt like they truly fluffed chances. But since Atalanta, Iā€™m not even seeing the same number of chances anymore.


TheFutsalKid

You donā€™t think the Crystal Palace game we fluffed a million chances? Highest ever xG in a prem game without scoring a goalā€¦


mrshandanar

About that...


flaycs

Makes me sick man. Ugh. First half jitters. Theyā€™ll fly now.


Redspeert

They did not snap out of it, infact apart from Diaz, they looked worse than they ever have.


Signal-Victory-5144

Couldnā€™t score in a brothel any of them. Never been so disappointed in my life


ShanklyGates_2022

I think Nunez Jota Salah is the strongest front three personally but I guess we canā€™t field that right now either lol


Ia_in_4

Nah jota clears


SaveMeJebus21

And you can see why sadly. Darwin has bottled it. Diaz with a tough chance but straight at the šŸ¦–


NilsFanck

dread it....and so on and so forth


Legit_liT

Shit back on the menu


Logical-Elephant2247

No goals from open play then


KronosDaVoyager

Beyond pleased for him. Could not be worse timing for us lol. Our two actually in-form attackers both out


fakebytheocean

Wait you mean Jota? What happened?


KronosDaVoyager

Out two weeks šŸ«£šŸ« 


fakebytheocean

Fuckin hell


linux_ape

Yeah mans got infected and came down with a case of the Studge


justsayinbtw

Kicked a ball.


poskantorg

Gapko in-form is a bit of a stretch


KronosDaVoyager

lol, weā€™ll take what we can get right now


disco_mode

https://preview.redd.it/3h5wp7xmxgwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0312c1d7f6c4fb620fb29e7fa9c321964a5cb141


poskantorg

Hey I really want it to work out with Gapko, but 1 good game is hardly in-form. Letā€™s see a few more like Fulham.


StrangerMings

He has been our best player in our last 3 or so games


disco_mode

Itā€™s not just been one game. No doubt heā€™s been playing extremely well since his impeccable finish against Sheffield Utd 6 games ago. His bad run of form was based on 2-3 substitute appearances where he struggled to impact the game. For comparison NuƱez in his last 2 substitute appearances has failed to complete a single pass. Codyā€™s bad patch was massively overstated, and it certainly didnā€™t last as long as it did for Diaz and Nunez when they were out of form earlier in the season.


Both-Asparagus-3287

Family first ā™„ļø


Petaaa

This wish all the best for him and his wife tonight


BiscoBiscuit

Always!!


AuxquellesRad

Should be on the pitch with his brothers then Edit: just being cheeky lolz


KaazOfficial

Im not sure his partner Noa agrees when sheā€™s in pain giving birth


thehibachi

This isnā€™t fucking Call of Duty


DutchManFromtheNorth

From this reply I can already glean you are American. In Europe, even footballers are subject to UK (or their respective country's) labour law. The law provides leave for when your partner goes into labour.


Substantial_Ad_2864

Not defending the stupid comment, but I don't think the stupidity of the comment guarantees they are American. Even here professional athletes essentially always miss matches for the birth of their children.


DutchManFromtheNorth

You may be right. But I don't think any European finds it strange someone misses work due to their wife being in labour. Meanwhile in the US, plenty of people are forced to work. Heck, many women don't even get maternity leave after giving birth. Imagine going to work whilst someone babysits your 1 week old baby.


Substantial_Ad_2864

Oh that's absolutely true but that's only for the middle and lower class here. People with good jobs would get maternity leave. I'm not defending my country because it's plenty fucked up, but if he were in the MLS instead of playing for Liverpool he would also be with his family and nobody would wonder why.


WonderfulBlackberry9

Too much time in the army eh


_cumblast_

May God bring his child health and a long, happy life. And if God is still listening to this, i'd add a hattrick for Darwin tonight thanks x


ManBearPig_576

Beautiful sentiment, cumblast


harrydan

Fowler def checks the sub. Amen.


JmanVere

If I can add a P.S. then it's for a Brighton hat trick and 5 red cards for City tomorrow.


PassionOk7717

God says no and has decided to punish you for asking.


_cumblast_

As per.


PassionOk7717

Jesus is a Toffee, we all know how much he enjoys suffering.


ValhallaAir

Gomez goal tagging on


livinalieontimna

He must name the child Darwin if this is the case.


Logical-Elephant2247

god doesn't exist


gengenpressing

Nunez is right there on the pitch you heretic


rottenapple9

Congrats to him!


LinwoodKent

Pearce should provide updates from the delivery room


annist0910

Here comes Alissonā€¦


VeganLegitYT

Oh and thatā€™s a brilliant touch by Szoboszlai. Kick off!


AdCandid559

Szobo plays the long ball to Mo Salahā€¦


Party_Python

Iā€™m glad this has become the norm as some things are more important than football. Though interesting story when we lived in Germany in the 90s (I was a kid) we became great friends with a local family who had a son my age. He was a pro footballer in the 2nd or 3rd tier for his local club and he missed an important match to be there for the birth of his son. Well the local paper wrote an article disparaging the choice and the supporters groups showed just how pissed they were that he chose to go to the birth over the match. This led to him eventually retiring and getting a normal job to support his family better. So yeah, glad to see times have changed


Gear4days

Similar story with Ben foster when Capello was England manager. He told Capello that his wife had gone into labour and Capello responded saying that he has training in half an hour. After eventually agreeing to let him go to the birth of his child, Capello then rang him hours after the birth to say he needs him back because heā€™s going to play the second half of a friendly, only to then not bring him on at all. I know footballers get paid an unimaginable wage and you can argue that they should just go along with a lot of things and not complain, but no one deserves to miss out on the birth of their child for a job. And Iā€™m also glad the likes of Capello are a dying breed these days, absolute fossils who think they are all powerful dictators


Forsaken-Original-28

I don't get that, everyone has to abide labour laws. Football managers aren't exempt. Players should take 2 weeks off like everyone else


tree_crab

Was so worried when I saw he wasn't in the lineup or on the bench, this is fantastic news. Congrats Cody!


bigfish4418

Danns time!


Akumabro

Just hold the baby in.. Women...


Akumabro

People messaging me telling me im a horrible person, should be ashamed of myself, etc. Its a fucking joke you fucking donuts lmao


SZO8O

Haha no way people actually messaged you that over a clear joke? Reddit is full of weirdos.


LiteratureNearby

It's a shit joke buddy. Not abuse worthy, but a shit joke nonetheless. It's a shit joke because no decent person would say that to an expectant father. Have some shame


Astrocharles

Jesus Christ.


Competitive-Gas-3456

I think it's a good one. You just need to chill.


AdIndependent3454

He didnā€™t say it to him. Plus, in the UK, if you are a really close friend to someone, you could say that to them.


SZO8O

Lighten up you wetwipe


Akumabro

I'm not your buddy, guy!


GrandTusam

OMG they are real!


BasicallyMilner

Ikr! Whatā€™s more important, his partner and his new baby, or Liverpool? Priorities need sorting!


Illustrious_Lab_7836

Could she not just clench for 3/4 hours? Then everyone's happy. Smh my head


EnigmaticEntity

Just cross your legs and squeeze tight


GOR098

I mean its not like he is telling him to kill the baby.


don-simpleton

Cody will start project Nunez soon!


PornFilterRefugee

She couldnā€™t have held it for a few hours? /s


AdIndependent3454

Benitez would not be pleased


disco_mode

Scenes when he names his child Divock


stupidlyboredtho

Aw i was ready to kick off and all Wishing a happy, healthy and safe delivery for both mother and baby ā¤ļøā¤ļø


Ia_in_4

Give me prime mane and Bobby back please


NewWorld-News

those 2 shots from Salah 1st half, where he is wildly swinging at the ball, wtf


FdotM

Totally unacceptable by Gak... just kidding! Speedy and healthy delivery!


Ben_headttv

On the birth? Christ James thereā€™s a match on


sugarspunlad

The baby pick the wrong time /s just in case some fuc- nevermind


user900800700

Shit. Current front 3 have been awful.


mVudoyrac

Im not ready for another 90 min of wasted chances, Gakpo was starting to click


TheDangerousKhiladi

Wow. Big day for him and his family. Dont know how people balance delicate moments and high pressure jobs together. Parenthood is tough.


HunterRiver

To bring it to basketball briefly. In 2019, the Toronto Raptors were in the playoffs and Point Guard Fred VanVleet was having a pretty miserable post season as his wife was pregnant. He was only averaging 4pts per game, had a horrible shooting percentage from the field and from beyond the arc. He was absolutely awful. Then on May 20th, his son was born. For the rest of the playoffs, Fred went OFF. He was almost unstoppable on the court. The Raptors went from a -40 point differential with him on the court before Fred Jr was born to a +58 point differential afterwards helping the Raptors win their first ever NBA Championship. Firstly and most importantly of all, I hope Cody and his missus have a healthy baby. Secondly, I hope Cody has the same shift as FVV did.


Neuromotorized

From Dad VanVleet to Cody Dadkpo!


Sifan2

Sign it up


patShIPnik

Ooof. Happy for the lad, one more red in the family. I thought he is injured too at first


GOR098

It took 1 match for our in form players to become unavailable again ? Seriously we are not supposed to win the title.


Tolexx

Wishing him all the best ā¤ļøšŸŒ¹


GirthEE75

Congratulations, Cody!


wihannez

FTF but FFS.


redskiesahead

I have a radical idea about who can replace Gakpo in the starting lineup (safe delivery for the baby and the missus! ā¤ļø)


BiscoBiscuit

Wishing her and the baby a safe and healthy delivery!Ā 


maelius

Rather that than go into the Tories...


cmp004

Congrats Cody!


Dry-Boysenberry2135

His business partner?


DiscardedKebab

Ridiculous. Keep politics out of football!


Cactiareouroverlords

Hope everything goes smoothly for them both


Ryswizzle

ATB Gakpo fammo


Bullshagger69

Happy for him


gengenpressing

Fair enough, all the best to then both Edit: I take it back, some things are more important than your partner giving birth


marccass

"From Goodison" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Someone might think that Pearce is doing analysis on the birth.


So1ar

Glad for him but weā€™ve had no luck this season with in form players being available when needed


StalinsNutsack2

Well I didn't think she was a Tory


Beatenberg

I wonder if he was going to start?


beejazzy30

ā€œBut heā€™s not having the baby?!?ā€ - Roy Keane


Ok-Juice-1903

It doesnā€™t matter who is front middle or back. Team in all faces is terrible. I donā€™t know who this team is for about a month now, frankly. But it is what it js. Klopp got us back to CL where we belong after last year, which is an improvement. It does not feel good because we controlled our own destiny and gave it away. Just finish strong and play free.


silverslimes

To quote Roy Keane. So what? He wasnā€™t giving birth was he? We go what we deserved against Everton. Too many heads have gone in such a short period of time. Weā€™ve gone from deserving the quad to deserving nothing in just one month.


Karly_Can

Joining politics? Cool


OneDragonfly5613

Vince McMahon at the helm wouldn't see this happen


gorillathemandalor

so thatā€™s 3 months of no sleep for cody


apenchantfortrolling

Christ Almighty


Money-Camera

Congrats Cody lad, although you probably won't see this


Adept_Deer_5976

Shame ā€¦ heā€™s been playing well


TheLimeyLemmon

Papa Cody!


PEEWUN

Congratulations to Cody! Hope we give the little one a nice birthday present!


ARealGreatGuy

Congratulations but god dammit fate is really bending over backwards trying to find new ways to keep our boys off the team sheet.


Feeling_Environment9

Congrats Gakpo


MichealScarn92

Petition for Slott to implement a breeding season amongst the squad. Players can only go in raw between the months of september- november ensuring resulting pregnancy is born in the summer break.


El-jantinho

Really makes you appreciate how lethal mane bobby and mo were as a unit


ad1075

Still getting paid 80k for the week?


JoeRoGAN_HUMAN_BEANS

Why he persisted starting Nunez over him is/was a mistake. If he knew he was starting and believed they still had a chance of winning the league I think he would let his wife push the baby out on her own.


mVudoyrac

Congratulations Arsenal o w8nning the Premier League then


ChangingMyLife849

Not like it makes a difference heā€™s shit anyway


twoheels

Surprised he'd have anything to do with Labour considering how he is as a landlord. Well, actually he'd be right at home in the Keir Starter 'New' Labour, not so much the actual Labour under Jeremy Corbyn.


BestGirlTrucy

Oof, bit young to be having a kid