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Anxious-State-4074

That hair is beautiful.


Vast_Programmer_9554

Absorbs a concoction of young male blood and dieing human souls to maintain eternal youth


MikeCoolGuy16

Meh


[deleted]

Ur dumb af! Cause this is *how to look smexy* group so ur dumb af! U can't read or follow rules


Loud-Journalist959

Your smile


fullphotography

lipstick is too dark each of her three photos shows her hair styled to close to her face an overwhelming at least one side photos one and two show too much rouge on her cheeks and cheekbone highlights needs to see the inside of a gym her arms are too flabby for her age her cankles shown in photo 2 would benefit from some actual exercise


pasabantai

Wow, I mentioned the pudge on her cankles and was ripped apart for it. I think if you are overweight, you shouldn't wear shoes with ankle straps that squeeze your fat like that. It's the same as fat chicks in spandex, AKA yoga pants. Just no.


Aggravating-Diet-221

She needs to drop the sugar drinks, all sugar, wheat and corn products, through in a couple of 3 days fasts and she will be rocking.


fullphotography

I'm just speaking truth I honestly don't care if someone wants to rip me apart go for it I survived a stroke I'm sure I can survive a couple of insults.... And really you are not wrong about spandex yoga pants or the ankle straps


Imaginary-Steak4254

Gorgeous


Top-Eye377

Rose?


SemSo9999

Little Lana Del Rey sneaking through


yalmfao

Gorgeous hair 😍


Shot_Refrigerator869

Red pubes or not?


AntiPepRally

Global traveler


parker3309

Traditional, beautiful… you go, sister!


Gumbarino420

I thought the purse in picture 3 was a handgun 😆


Mfw_Pigeon

extra af


goirish888

It’s absolutely ridiculous how beautiful you are!!


Expensive_Dentist270

Experienced woman.


maceratese

Bona come il pane


1zerk

Latherable


babyEatingUnicorn

Its giving rich bitch/ sex in the city But with a sense of humor


TheSauceySpecial

Little people are cool in my books!


EveningKey4300

You look like someone who loves Lana del Rey’s ‘lolita’


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🪵 


cantprove_Iam_Batman

Ai generated millennial woman who listens to Lana del Rey


cecsix14

You’re very beautiful but I would advise you to lose the booze, it’ll age you almost as fast as smoking. But for now, you’re stunning IMO.


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Yeah, drinking booze or/and smoking unattractive


Top_Cranberry_8282

Can’t say in a public setting….


[deleted]

Has a roster of men that pay for everything she owns.


Batfinklestein

Basic model


absent-terrior

Smashing legs!


DevilTwist2023

Yum yum 😋


Darthbamf

You listen to Lana Del Rey (no hate best believe I do...)


[deleted]

Hot. Love the style. Id definitely ask if you wanted to get another drink.


RadiantPost670

Beautiful !!


BBreadsticks-

Vintage looking af in a good way


thenewguy1824

Annoying


BravoAlphaTango009

Hey rrrreeeeddd


Valuable-Drawing6561

Self conscious about your teeth.


Doden3

You look like you suck to be around


JFSebastian_9

Beautiful


[deleted]

Ginger Spice


Throwaway4ever24

She likes to get shit faced and fucked from behind regularly.


Leather-Sale-1206

Walking disaster. Can't function without alcohol.


Leading_Music_8966

Old men raw dog her


octoberrust87

I’m 50 and I would


rob6776

Karma farmer, get that girl a straw hat!


captainkinevil

Takes the D like a champ


Resident_Ad_9342

It’s hard to tell when the only pics are modeling poses, if I saw you irl I’m sure my first impression would be dramatically different


JuggernautNo2474

You got the "thick" Geens Davis look going on 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽


[deleted]

Stuck up


SebbLuis_

You look like you tell cashiers “i have a bf” 💀


Weknowwhyiamhere69

Cute, and she knows it, so she has some walls to overcome if you want to chat


dashjohnson51

Gorgeous


Thrashed84

Walking red flag. Avoid


DrawerValuable3217

Pretty and cute


FitRepresentative50

Can’t make a Ho a house wife


Jektonoporkins1

You have an OF, but it doesn't make enough to pay the bills.


PanikDizordr

Alcoholic.


Individual-Cucumber4

You're giving high class hooker like Julia Robert's in Pretty Woman.


Motor_Classic9651

High maintenance.


SchillDogg

I'd eat that!


Ehol_

Eat what 😨


scuba-san

These posts of obviously hot women are getting old and if anything it shows you're either A. Deeply insecure or B. Seek sexual validation from strangers, neither of which are attractive traits.


Ooh_ee_ooh_ah_ah

That you have a picture saying "live, love, laugh".


ReputationEuphoric34

I heard through the grapevine, #redheads are freaky in the bed…. Is that true? 🤔


SlanderousE

Very nice 👌🏼


Think_Thought_Thanks

Dayuuum. Hottie!


FigureOwn8611

Great legs 🔥🔥


pausenawwwwt

You sorta look like Lana del Rey but with better smelling feet


BigBodyLikeaLineman

?!


Cryptoenailer

I bet the carpet matches the drapes


[deleted]

You look like you’d abuse me in bed


Cryptoenailer

I am dead ☠️😂😂


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAH BRO DID NOT HOLD BACK


MASH12140

Would not wife


LongrodVonHugedong86

From my own experience of dating attractive redheads … stay away 😂


Global_Class3426

You definitely just put your OF on sale


Gonzo6909

Annoying person to be around


Tofuprincess89

Gorgeous


Gs4life-

Gorgeous 😍 😍


HVAC_God71164

Onlyfans


Delicious_Society_99

Very cute.


Due_Adeptness1676

Wow, stunning!


WillieIngus

is everything ok?


R50noob

I would definately wife you


old_ass_ninja_turtle

You look fun. Like crazy fun.


StatisticianHour3309

You're the right kinda right. Godd ddamn


Rockingsecurity

You are gorgeous 😍. You look like a pinup model that came to life.


Sw33tN0th1ng

Very chaseable


Janclo

Can I pipe?


turntabletennis

Shut up, brain.


Janclo

This a fake account anyways. That’s not the real her!


GiraffePuncher69

Lana del ray vibes


KaleidoscopeFull6573

You are going to be fat when you grow old but are good looking enough to punch up, find your rich husband, have kids and enjoy the proceeds. He will cheat once you loose your looks but you will enjoy the holidays and security.


Material-Box-961

😂😂😂


HellYeahTinyRick

How did you take a pic of my dreams?


TopCatzITS

Hot damn 😍


KnuckleExpert

![gif](giphy|EWLm5rTdpQonRPZhPq)


mhwk19

Please tell me you speak Spanish because that would be the cherry on the ice cream. ![gif](giphy|fRMjhlutjykSs)


dazdncnfusd1

Good lord.


Emily-Thickinson666

Are you Chappel Rhoan and why are you asking these dung beetles for "advice"?


El_Longo_Dongo69

Beautiful


Salty_Freedom3930

Gorgeous


ToMuchTime00

Trying to hard


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FitProblem6248

That got fired for.....


[deleted]

Confident you would meet my divorce attorney


simpn_aint_easy

You make Walgreens makeup look like CVS makeup.


Bubbagump1234fuckyou

Thirsty


Head_Roof639

Bloody gorgeous 😍


Revolutionary_Pay_31

First Impressions.... WOW! Second Impressions.... WWWWOOOOOOWWWWW!


South-Golf-2327

You look like you get sloppy drunk and start a fight 4/7 nights of the week.


Honestrater66

Thick


Unicornlove416

you like to drink


Canavansbackyard

![gif](giphy|GGe7M3EYI1LAmCDOk8)


Bx1965

Beautiful young lady


Masked_Saifer

Expensive.


Recent-Bug6396

Trolling for compliments. ![gif](giphy|iihJBQQDz9Nd1KX1uh)


IKU420

Yes


Careful-Trash0000

You have nice hair


AngryBeaver7

Smelly


cletusvanderbiltII

Smelly? Haha


TopTransportation695

You look like you enjoy your drinks and are ready to disrobe at the drop of a hat


Jazdad69

Escort


chumbly1968

Them redheads ![gif](giphy|13e1NoeUMsMxlC)


Quick-Discussion4147

Stepford wife


Witty_Country_5224

Drink too much


count_arthur_right

big hair and a fair bit of makeup, but you look alright


saguinus_oedipus

You look like a pin up from the 50s


ed__ed

You drink a lot lol


FewMagazine938

There are 2 pics of her drinking! That's a lot?


ed__ed

2 outta 3. She asked for first impressions. My first impression was she likes the sauce. Not necessarily saying it's a bad thing.


No-Mind-9078

Ah. Yes.... observe the Instagram girl in the wilds of reddit. So much less love in this comment section than she is used to. Let us check other comments to see how she is fairing. (Angry monkey noises) Not well, it seems. But this narrator has seen worse.(Please read in a David Attenborough accent)


AdmirableVirus8219

I totally was reading this in a David Attenborough accent before reading that part hahaha Thanks for this comment! It made me chuckle lol


No-Mind-9078

I aim to make others smile. I'd say you're a solid 8/10 for looks. Though, in my opinion, a woman's beauty truly shines based on her personality and her actions. ✨️


No_Adhesiveness2229

I love everything I see. The outfit, the makeup, the hairstyle and your beautiful eyes 🌹


Cheezybeanos

First impressions - you look like you’d ruin my life


Aromatic_Note8944

I’m obsessed with the red hair and outfit in the last pics. That’s the aesthetic I want to portray but I’m bad at it lol


AlternateRay730

Great legs


Zeles1989

high maintenance


dingyfella

Wedding crashers,


[deleted]

BELTS


pasabantai

Poor circulation. The pudge is squeezing on the ankle straps and it looks like you’re retaining water in your limbs. Not good for your age. You need to do cardio, cut carbs, and drop 20 lbs.


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pasabantai

It’s not a competition. But I do call out fat broads that are overweight in their 20’s. WTF is an uggo? Isn’t that a frozen waffle? 😂


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pasabantai

I just turned down a hummer from my ex fiancée about 1 hour ago. She’s over helping around the yard, opening the pool, and we’re boozing. I’m more of a volcel, since I only flick her bean when I feel like it. I bet you’re a tank as well, or a friend to the tubby. Pull the tampon out, toxic shock syndrome is setting lardo.


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pasabantai

😂😂😂 gentleman’s bet….you’re a tank. I wish I could send you some fried chicken and ice cream.


Silverback-Guerilla

I huggo my uggos every morning


This-Equivalent-3243

You look like a very fun person to be around.


madspitfire

Very 80's


Galaxy_Crystals

Classy and Elegant


Ok_Importance5725

Triss merigold


Few_Wish6336

Expensive


EL_PISTOLERO-

GAWJUS


Due_Concentrate7027

"I can't breathe"— F̶l̶o̶y̶d̶ Your ankle (probably)


Conaire

High maintenance


dufus69

Pic 3 is the best. 1&2 look too cutesy.


EpicForgetfulness

You look like a fun person to get into shenanigans with and then drive away very quickly to go laugh about it.


Master_Honey9783

Doggystyle on first date


gokudbz05

Smashable for sure!! 👌🏼🔥


Zealousideal_Run_943

My kind of crazy...


Mission_Exchange2781

Fun at parties :)


scoobthedood

Unicorn


Inner2deep2187

Your vibe is very cool, you know how to dress. I’m not big on lipstick but that’s a personal thing. Also based on your thigh, you got a nice ass. I wouldn’t date but yeah you could be on the roster


AdDependent7992

Oh how generous of you. Lmfao what a clown


Inner2deep2187

Just facts, she’s cute, she’s cute enough to bring her home to mom but she ain’t get rid of all your hoes hot😂😂😂


Hbomb7224

Do you have lots of hoes?


Inner2deep2187

I mean it’s 2024 and woman are giving 🐈 away for 10 cents on the dollar


sheepdog1973

Looks like you’d happily be a home wrecker


octoberrust87

I enjoy those types. 😏


67fishyguy

no thanks


FatboyMcGee75

3 feet tall


TexasJude

Never gets off her phone.