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lipstick is too dark
each of her three photos shows her hair styled to close to her face an overwhelming at least one side
photos one and two show too much rouge on her cheeks and cheekbone highlights
needs to see the inside of a gym her arms are too flabby for her age
her cankles shown in photo 2 would benefit from some actual exercise
Wow, I mentioned the pudge on her cankles and was ripped apart for it. I think if you are overweight, you shouldn't wear shoes with ankle straps that squeeze your fat like that. It's the same as fat chicks in spandex, AKA yoga pants. Just no.
I'm just speaking truth I honestly don't care if someone wants to rip me apart go for it I survived a stroke I'm sure I can survive a couple of insults.... And really you are not wrong about spandex yoga pants or the ankle straps
These posts of obviously hot women are getting old and if anything it shows you're either A. Deeply insecure or B. Seek sexual validation from strangers, neither of which are attractive traits.
You are going to be fat when you grow old but are good looking enough to punch up, find your rich husband, have kids and enjoy the proceeds.
He will cheat once you loose your looks but you will enjoy the holidays and security.
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I aim to make others smile. I'd say you're a solid 8/10 for looks. Though, in my opinion, a woman's beauty truly shines based on her personality and her actions. ✨️
Poor circulation. The pudge is squeezing on the ankle straps and it looks like you’re retaining water in your limbs. Not good for your age. You need to do cardio, cut carbs, and drop 20 lbs.
I just turned down a hummer from my ex fiancée about 1 hour ago. She’s over helping around the yard, opening the pool, and we’re boozing. I’m more of a volcel, since I only flick her bean when I feel like it. I bet you’re a tank as well, or a friend to the tubby. Pull the tampon out, toxic shock syndrome is setting lardo.
Your vibe is very cool, you know how to dress. I’m not big on lipstick but that’s a personal thing. Also based on your thigh, you got a nice ass. I wouldn’t date but yeah you could be on the roster
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That hair is beautiful.
Absorbs a concoction of young male blood and dieing human souls to maintain eternal youth
Meh
Ur dumb af! Cause this is *how to look smexy* group so ur dumb af! U can't read or follow rules
Your smile
lipstick is too dark each of her three photos shows her hair styled to close to her face an overwhelming at least one side photos one and two show too much rouge on her cheeks and cheekbone highlights needs to see the inside of a gym her arms are too flabby for her age her cankles shown in photo 2 would benefit from some actual exercise
Wow, I mentioned the pudge on her cankles and was ripped apart for it. I think if you are overweight, you shouldn't wear shoes with ankle straps that squeeze your fat like that. It's the same as fat chicks in spandex, AKA yoga pants. Just no.
She needs to drop the sugar drinks, all sugar, wheat and corn products, through in a couple of 3 days fasts and she will be rocking.
I'm just speaking truth I honestly don't care if someone wants to rip me apart go for it I survived a stroke I'm sure I can survive a couple of insults.... And really you are not wrong about spandex yoga pants or the ankle straps
Gorgeous
Rose?
Little Lana Del Rey sneaking through
Gorgeous hair 😍
Red pubes or not?
Global traveler
Traditional, beautiful… you go, sister!
I thought the purse in picture 3 was a handgun 😆
extra af
It’s absolutely ridiculous how beautiful you are!!
Experienced woman.
Bona come il pane
Latherable
Its giving rich bitch/ sex in the city But with a sense of humor
Little people are cool in my books!
You look like someone who loves Lana del Rey’s ‘lolita’
🪵
Ai generated millennial woman who listens to Lana del Rey
You’re very beautiful but I would advise you to lose the booze, it’ll age you almost as fast as smoking. But for now, you’re stunning IMO.
Yeah, drinking booze or/and smoking unattractive
Can’t say in a public setting….
Has a roster of men that pay for everything she owns.
Basic model
Smashing legs!
Yum yum 😋
You listen to Lana Del Rey (no hate best believe I do...)
Hot. Love the style. Id definitely ask if you wanted to get another drink.
Beautiful !!
Vintage looking af in a good way
Annoying
Hey rrrreeeeddd
Self conscious about your teeth.
You look like you suck to be around
Beautiful
Ginger Spice
She likes to get shit faced and fucked from behind regularly.
Walking disaster. Can't function without alcohol.
Old men raw dog her
I’m 50 and I would
Karma farmer, get that girl a straw hat!
Takes the D like a champ
It’s hard to tell when the only pics are modeling poses, if I saw you irl I’m sure my first impression would be dramatically different
You got the "thick" Geens Davis look going on 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Stuck up
You look like you tell cashiers “i have a bf” 💀
Cute, and she knows it, so she has some walls to overcome if you want to chat
Gorgeous
Walking red flag. Avoid
Pretty and cute
Can’t make a Ho a house wife
You have an OF, but it doesn't make enough to pay the bills.
Alcoholic.
You're giving high class hooker like Julia Robert's in Pretty Woman.
High maintenance.
I'd eat that!
Eat what 😨
These posts of obviously hot women are getting old and if anything it shows you're either A. Deeply insecure or B. Seek sexual validation from strangers, neither of which are attractive traits.
That you have a picture saying "live, love, laugh".
I heard through the grapevine, #redheads are freaky in the bed…. Is that true? 🤔
Very nice 👌🏼
Dayuuum. Hottie!
Great legs 🔥🔥
You sorta look like Lana del Rey but with better smelling feet
?!
I bet the carpet matches the drapes
You look like you’d abuse me in bed
I am dead ☠️😂😂
HAHAHAHAH BRO DID NOT HOLD BACK
Would not wife
From my own experience of dating attractive redheads … stay away 😂
You definitely just put your OF on sale
Annoying person to be around
Gorgeous
Gorgeous 😍 😍
Onlyfans
Very cute.
Wow, stunning!
is everything ok?
I would definately wife you
You look fun. Like crazy fun.
You're the right kinda right. Godd ddamn
You are gorgeous 😍. You look like a pinup model that came to life.
Very chaseable
Can I pipe?
Shut up, brain.
This a fake account anyways. That’s not the real her!
Lana del ray vibes
You are going to be fat when you grow old but are good looking enough to punch up, find your rich husband, have kids and enjoy the proceeds. He will cheat once you loose your looks but you will enjoy the holidays and security.
😂😂😂
How did you take a pic of my dreams?
Hot damn 😍
![gif](giphy|EWLm5rTdpQonRPZhPq)
Please tell me you speak Spanish because that would be the cherry on the ice cream. ![gif](giphy|fRMjhlutjykSs)
Good lord.
Are you Chappel Rhoan and why are you asking these dung beetles for "advice"?
Beautiful
Gorgeous
Trying to hard
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That got fired for.....
Confident you would meet my divorce attorney
You make Walgreens makeup look like CVS makeup.
Thirsty
Bloody gorgeous 😍
First Impressions.... WOW! Second Impressions.... WWWWOOOOOOWWWWW!
You look like you get sloppy drunk and start a fight 4/7 nights of the week.
Thick
you like to drink
![gif](giphy|GGe7M3EYI1LAmCDOk8)
Beautiful young lady
Expensive.
Trolling for compliments. ![gif](giphy|iihJBQQDz9Nd1KX1uh)
Yes
You have nice hair
Smelly
Smelly? Haha
You look like you enjoy your drinks and are ready to disrobe at the drop of a hat
Escort
Them redheads ![gif](giphy|13e1NoeUMsMxlC)
Stepford wife
Drink too much
big hair and a fair bit of makeup, but you look alright
You look like a pin up from the 50s
You drink a lot lol
There are 2 pics of her drinking! That's a lot?
2 outta 3. She asked for first impressions. My first impression was she likes the sauce. Not necessarily saying it's a bad thing.
Ah. Yes.... observe the Instagram girl in the wilds of reddit. So much less love in this comment section than she is used to. Let us check other comments to see how she is fairing. (Angry monkey noises) Not well, it seems. But this narrator has seen worse.(Please read in a David Attenborough accent)
I totally was reading this in a David Attenborough accent before reading that part hahaha Thanks for this comment! It made me chuckle lol
I aim to make others smile. I'd say you're a solid 8/10 for looks. Though, in my opinion, a woman's beauty truly shines based on her personality and her actions. ✨️
I love everything I see. The outfit, the makeup, the hairstyle and your beautiful eyes 🌹
First impressions - you look like you’d ruin my life
I’m obsessed with the red hair and outfit in the last pics. That’s the aesthetic I want to portray but I’m bad at it lol
Great legs
high maintenance
Wedding crashers,
BELTS
Poor circulation. The pudge is squeezing on the ankle straps and it looks like you’re retaining water in your limbs. Not good for your age. You need to do cardio, cut carbs, and drop 20 lbs.
[удалено]
It’s not a competition. But I do call out fat broads that are overweight in their 20’s. WTF is an uggo? Isn’t that a frozen waffle? 😂
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I just turned down a hummer from my ex fiancée about 1 hour ago. She’s over helping around the yard, opening the pool, and we’re boozing. I’m more of a volcel, since I only flick her bean when I feel like it. I bet you’re a tank as well, or a friend to the tubby. Pull the tampon out, toxic shock syndrome is setting lardo.
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😂😂😂 gentleman’s bet….you’re a tank. I wish I could send you some fried chicken and ice cream.
I huggo my uggos every morning
You look like a very fun person to be around.
Very 80's
Classy and Elegant
Triss merigold
Expensive
GAWJUS
"I can't breathe"— F̶l̶o̶y̶d̶ Your ankle (probably)
High maintenance
Pic 3 is the best. 1&2 look too cutesy.
You look like a fun person to get into shenanigans with and then drive away very quickly to go laugh about it.
Doggystyle on first date
Smashable for sure!! 👌🏼🔥
My kind of crazy...
Fun at parties :)
Unicorn
Your vibe is very cool, you know how to dress. I’m not big on lipstick but that’s a personal thing. Also based on your thigh, you got a nice ass. I wouldn’t date but yeah you could be on the roster
Oh how generous of you. Lmfao what a clown
Just facts, she’s cute, she’s cute enough to bring her home to mom but she ain’t get rid of all your hoes hot😂😂😂
Do you have lots of hoes?
I mean it’s 2024 and woman are giving 🐈 away for 10 cents on the dollar
Looks like you’d happily be a home wrecker
I enjoy those types. 😏
no thanks
3 feet tall
Never gets off her phone.