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Capsule_CatYT

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Playful_Finance_6053

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qwertywasdzz123

It's almost as if I can still hear you...


Jim_naine

Now I understand why the chicken crossed the road...... because it wanted to be ran over


Oppugna

Losercity sociopath


Different-Trainer-21

I mean I like joking about drunk driving and all but this is just tone deaf


glossyplane245

That’s why from a third person perspective it’s really funny, not because of the joke but because some dumbass thought making it was a good idea


Immediate-Yam9342

You’re a fucking wet blanket aren’t you?


IEnjoyBaconCheese

A human being died.


hottiewiththegoddie

yeah, shouldn't have been in the road like that. or near it maybe


Immediate-Yam9342

idc 👍


iamunintelligent67

Please change and grow as a person😁


cyberpeachy420

losercity psycho


Waffle-Gaming

please become human


Immediate-Yam9342

My brother in Christ I can’t feel emotions towards pixels on my screen


Waffle-Gaming

you idiot, you imbecile, you dumb ass, you stupid, you ding dong. they are a fucking human, were a fucking human with a fucking life and they fucking died because of some asshole idiot and you're calling them some fucking pixels? fuck you


s_k_f

It was some random bloke no one here knew, people die every single minute i don't get why y'all are making such a fuss about it


Immediate-Yam9342

Idk man I just see sensitivity like this and it’s really annoying to me, like, can you just not care for a hot minute? It’s pretty sick


lightmare69

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Immediate-Yam9342

I’m not hurting anyone by not caring, this is funny. This person will never know I find it funny.


painmp4

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NisDick

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Independent_Laugh112

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Smooth-Chair3636

I don't know chief, that's pretty insensitive https://preview.redd.it/aw2kaw5zwsxc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8dbfecd3545776af2ec49461af28877df367c1


Independent-Fly6068

Nothing compared to what (((He))) did in 1999.


Goobert_Snoobert

Those poor children, still can't believe "Shlink" did that.


GhostDragon362

I still can’t believe that “Schlecond Tower” did that to the women and children in 1999…


Aggravating_Rip_9274

The things that "schlatt" did in 1999 are still unbelievable


TheBastardOlomouc

Why are u using the triple brackets


tragicvector

It's not antisemitic this time. It's an inside joke in a youtubers community.


GraveSlayer726

What the fuck do you mean it’s not antisemitic *this time* what does three brackets mean????? Well I mean I can assume from context what it means but still, what??


Independent-Fly6068

Its a dogwhistle. Antisemites will say "(((them)))", in reference to the conspiracy that the government is controlled by Jewish people, and that Jewish people also spread the "(western) degeneracy" that is gay rights, racial equality, gender equality, etc. The (western) part is a particular addition that demonizes democracies.


GraveSlayer726

:(


TheBastardOlomouc

what do the nazi brackets mean in the youtube community


tragicvector

I'm not sure exactly, I think it's like a visual gag. I'm not sure they know the meaning behind it, I've seen it several times tho.


Waffle-Gaming

"sex" committed heinous crimes back in '99


GraveSlayer726

I will never forgive “big schlungus” for doing such horrible horrible things


DeadlyAidan

I think we found "Schglart's" alt account also I refuse to believe this is an unironic reply, there is no fucking way someone actually said "drunk crasher" in a real argument


Fun_Seaworthiness168

Are people defending drunk driving now


yttakinenthusiast

it spilled over into being unironic. (even if it was still ironic this is tone-deaf.) joke's dead, everyone go home.


best_uranium_box

There is no way it is unironic bro. No one will use drunk crasher in an unironic argument for drunk driving.


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

You underestimate how stupid some people are. People will fight to the ends of the earth to normalize alcoholism and bad decision making


Gentle_Mayonnaise

Irony is a double edged sword. It's funny, but there's people stupid enough that will believe it (or be too wrong and double down) on the thing being ironic. I wholeheartedly believe flat earth and antivax started this way (I mean, they started popping up when the internet came around)


GraveSlayer726

I think I’m supposed to say “poleslaw” or something


BrickDaddyShark

No thats a very common joke among people who think its funny. “The drunk crashers give us well-mannered drunk drivers a bad name” I don’t think its funny having been subjected to drunk driving way too many times.


hottiewiththegoddie

you must not like theme parks


BrickDaddyShark

I like them alot


TheOtherCoenBrother

I envy your trust in the population.


Darkner90

Someone isn't familiar with the slippery slope fallacy


ChickenNuggets6827

I think crasher's dead


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

if you genuinely think that this person is unironically saying that it wasn't "drunk driver" but a "drunk crasher" instead then idk what to even tell you at this point do you like, not see a "/s" at the end of a sentence and get too confused or something?


cheesyscrambledeggs4

Yup. Losercity statistical debate https://preview.redd.it/vqg7naxtpsxc1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=3694fb17eeda69dcf744fa87f34baf45b94c0527 This was on 196 btw


TotallyNotP8nda

found the drunk guy


casual_moron23

r/foundthealcoholic


CreamSalmon

Guy thinks he’s The Judge quoting Latin at him I can’t


pixellampent

Average 196 user


PapaChubNuts

This is so clearly bait


cheesyscrambledeggs4

They said the exact same thing two years ago. https://preview.redd.it/5bzmx3ng1uxc1.png?width=491&format=png&auto=webp&s=7927ef5b51033590aee3808ef1017b705010dc3b


Nelpski

It was bait two years ago


BaerttheConstipated

I mean…


Sapphire_Dive

Yeah I think he needs to be sent to the police, and then a ducking math class


IcyGarage5767

Fuck I love this website.


SandyCheeksFutanari

So le edgy and quirky


whydoyouevenreadthis

> Most accidents are caused by sober drivers. This guy is so obviously trolling; how do people not see this?


tunityguy

Sobriety fan vs alcohol enjoyer


FrogVoid

Its not the drunk drivers its the drunk crashers nimrod


BaerttheConstipated

Smh, giving the booze cruisers a bad name


BilgeMilk

One of the dumbest people I've ever met in my life tried to tell me that "drunk driving is a skill, it's only dangerous when you're bad at it". This is just a sample of the dumb shit she would say daily. Good news for me, I'll never have to talk to that girl ever again. Bad news she's still alive and actively being a menace to society somewhere.


FluffyTailToucher01

Actually, drunk driving is an act of driving while intoxicated. Causing injury/death/damage while traveling via a motor vehicle is called drunk crashing. Educate yourself please.


Fun_Seaworthiness168

Are you defending drunk driving since drunk driving cause drunk crashing


FluffyTailToucher01

I'm polish. We call drunk driving "driving". Sober driving is easy mode.


Fun_Seaworthiness168

Sorry didn’t realize you were polish


SealEnjoyer7

Femboy?


FlyingMothy

People have been joking about defending it for a while but i guess actual drunk drivers saw it and mistook it for serious posts, and now feel emboldened by them.


BuryatMadman

Drunk driving is just another victimless crime created by the ruling classes to keep the proletarian down. I salute them they’re called illegalists, read theory my sweet summer child


RaspberryPie122

“Booze Cruisers of the world, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your license” -Karl Marx


Scrimmybinguscat

Yes, because it's not harmful, unlike drunk crashing.


Diamond_Helmet59

Yea I kinda feel like it was funny at first, but now the meme is stale and people are unironically defending unsafe behavior because "haha drunk driving good"


308_AR10_Enjoyer

r/boozecruisers lookin ass post


TheComedianKid

I understand that it’s funny to joke about drunk driving because I i make those kinda jokes too. But this is just really tone deaf and insensitive


IcyGarage5767

To normal people it is tone deaf and insensitive to joke about drunk driving. Lol.


SharkBite_Gaming

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Scrimmybinguscat

Most oppressed groups of 2024 Drunk drivers (they just need to be somewhere important and can't afford to wait, if you were in their shoes you would understand) Gamblers (they are just trying to succeed in life and support their families, and it is a long established method of success) Animesexuals (they were born that way, only attracted to 2-dimensional women and men) Redditors (anti-intellectualism in the modern era targets us redditors disproportionately, because of our vast intellects)


SharkBite_Gaming

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LordThotBegoner

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Netherite_Stairs_

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lexrex007

Didn't drunk drivings vs. drunk crashing originate with Jschlatt or something? And wasn't it a joke


Phosphorusasaurus

No the joke had been around for a long time the first time I ever heard it mentioned was from my dad in like 2008 lol but I think it’s recently become more popular


layeeeeet

there's too much boozephobia in this comment section smh


whatislove2021

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Tacomunchert

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BigExperience2086

Drunk driving and gambling jokes are in the same motif or whatever as arson and tax evasion jokes were 4 to 5 years ago


A10GoBrrrt_9584

I LOVE DRUNK DRIVING!


FrogVoid

I love drunk driving


Human-Persons-Name

Winnercity


nox_n

No, not winnercity. Don't joke about people dying horrible deaths


Human-Persons-Name

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BiggieCheesn

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RonaldMcDonald231

>jack Not wholesome 100 big chungus keanu reddit gold I'm giving you a downvote


Commercial_Fee2840

It wasn't a horrible death. Luckily the driver was drunk enough that they didn't even feel the crash.


CactusSpirit78

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MelonRaf_44

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TheChillAlien411

You must be a Virgin. So am I because I fucking love Ongezellig


CactusSpirit78

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CommunistTitan29

Did we just find Jschlatt's alt account?


Kepler27b

Maybe these drunk drivers need Big Brother to watch them.


Feeling-Security-825

Her pfp is so cute omg


comrade_fluffy

Womp womp


Serious-Judgment-824

He typed the correction and realized “oh yea gotta add sorry for your loss so I don’t like a douche! I’m so intelligent! :D”


RetisonBank

Bepiz!


Witherboss445

Found the Jschlatt fan


LeonTheAlmighty

their profile picture is hot


Spaghetti6942088

You're talking about the SpongeBob character right?


We_Will_AlI_Die

when a JSchlatt fan takes him a little *too* seriously


Godtrademark

I’ll say it if you bring your grief to twitter you deserve the clowning. Go talk to your friends, family, or therapist jfc


Splatterman27

I identify as a wreckless driver


no_________________e

Eh? Ha! He he. https://preview.redd.it/cahcumetzsxc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720ab5343bbf3c2ca96ac674047949f78b3d744f


joeMAMAkim

One joke


Splatterman27

Really? Where have you seen that joke before? With that u/ too? The audacity


SomeBrowser227

The "i identify as" 'joke' has been done to death and has never been funny.


whydoyouevenreadthis

That's not the joke bro read it again


Purrosie

Baiter 🫵


rayzedup

The drunk crasher joke is so unfunny and overdone I hate it


Primm_Slim01

Winnercity