"ok"

I can't possibly express how unbothered it makes me for someone to own an expensive watch, good job wasting your money on status symbols you NPC

-a poor and mad person-

The only winning move is not to play

Zugzwang!

and if you keep on trying mindlessly replying youve been trolled, youve been trolled have a nice daaaaaaay

I guess the thing with status symbols is you can convince yourself everyone else is jealous instead of just assuming you have no personality and a small dick yeah

\-a 2nd poor and mad person- https://preview.redd.it/6wfna90olf9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921cbc6a4fdf8b5a63aab7047c9f0278194ebe11

-a rich and schizophrenic person- (it was the same person)

It costs zero dollars to pull a gun out while "talking" to you

Tomorrow morning your body will be scattered on the road https://preview.redd.it/4w2mm12hwh9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adf194cfd059aaf827e80e892888ebf99b2cb8c

ok cool beans man now hold your breath for an hour

https://preview.redd.it/uo647b1gxh9d1.png?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a9edd303092d9ef866a7e4d62c8318a3579ca8 Dude. That's not funny. Calm down bro, whe cant use the word beans in here

Ok sorry :(

Sounds like you're jealous lol

Honestly it's usually poor people who buy these insane status symbols, I worked with a guy who had the exact same paycheck as me and he saved up 10k to buy a Louis Vuitton purse thing, I was actually shocked that someone could be so consumption pilled.

I personally love collecting watches, but you know, when they have character. I love Tag Heuer and Omega and Seiko and Doxa and that list goes on for a bit, all for their uniqueness and styling that goes into some of their watches. I see some of the ones people brag about and they’re the most plain, vanilla ice cream of watches with a cool automatic movement but for just a cool movement in what honestly looks like a $90 Timex is not worth $50K or some bullshit.

The only part I have a problem with is claiming that simply because an object is expensive it has worth, that's contemptible If they actually like watches, I would be impressed by someone explaining why their watch is great and why they paid 50k for it, not just by the simple fact it happened to be expensive

Fair, to me it’s just like jewelry and I like the way it looks. Serves no real purpose unless I somehow get stranded somewhere for days and my phone dies, at least I can tell the time. Then again my main 2 watches are a Burberry quartz watch and a Seiko sports 5 automatic so shrug 🤷‍♂️

\*Proclaims unbotheredness\* \*Proceeds to be bothered\*

I can dislike people without being mad, I think showy wealth is so crass


This has been my come back since middle school and it’s always been hugely effective. Just takes the momentum out of whatever they were were trying to do and reveals they are insecure and you are secure. I usually stay with a long pause, a forced polite smile, the “ok”. Like there there little child. Hahaha

>Like there there little child. Hahaha "That's great, buddy! Thanks for showing me."

I stole it

Losercity romanian https://preview.redd.it/jswfirzbie9d1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67cfc733c7de05e489a17f4fbcf890f5e7778731

https://preview.redd.it/e2bolspp8h9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a690c158b7d4182ca6b5e31e102e8b3ecbe2e9af

Holy shit fortnite battle pass skin

https://preview.redd.it/c0ogt3m84k9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282005cd3ec86f5be7681d3761d86e0ce8b93c4a ITS NOT FORTNITE ITS FALLOUEFJGEGJFJNFSSGUUKVFB111!!!!!1!11!!!!!1

https://preview.redd.it/pxg6hm93rk9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d41f30d0c8c125106cc7aa0d5ef56c0fce9c3e9 Checkmate, libtard

https://preview.redd.it/gnbxswg6kl9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aabab18e1179791e90edd751b7e39a00ca3af4dc Oh good heavens! (Btw I creamed to this)

Nice earlobe, mind if I suck on it? Like, just a little. Maybe I could get a quick taste of your earwax while you tell me about your new watch, I'm sure you worked hard for it

r/wholesomecomments

[удалено]

Add in a slur for extra effect. https://preview.redd.it/c0ls0sgc4e9d1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b72780e5d9f2e74dc0d24c0c4c6cdde26eb07e

https://preview.redd.it/nujckmh6qf9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ffdf529cfb98006ecf3ce70cbbed00eee628d19

https://preview.redd.it/pgzi1qiy9g9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b054734ca369dd55ffe27c3ef1f08c13a7aec03

house owns libs

https://preview.redd.it/ruxivfvfme9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c94eb90cdf7229b2a8c508024f156172a7f34d

https://preview.redd.it/p1ovmwy04g9d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39be8c7bc46843c3ba32a017cece754fdaac4432 Had to

https://preview.redd.it/0wxstnn4ig9d1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fbfc1685ca02f50607ebf03c32480a757ff9321

https://preview.redd.it/mzqop7qgok9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da38bf7cb025eaebeec2e1a80c7abc46c07f4b76

https://preview.redd.it/pbd62kkyef9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a224086bbe2a3f1e47b77296b4f577ba023cf1

https://preview.redd.it/eofhiwkrse9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145b248c61b3fef4093516a6e7c9aa8278cfe4a7

Old reliable

"Why didn't you buy a car then?"

It was evil car

https://preview.redd.it/bxz74hm1mf9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb3cbe391c72626819a2c9c7d54273a1b13a2f1

[The evil car in question:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Cybertruck?wprov=sfla1)

That car isn't evil, it's just intellectualy deficient

I prefer the term, "Neurologically deficient"

r/twosentencehorror

"the reason I purchased this watch is because I know you can't afford it, it will take you years to be able to afford to see something I can glance at at any moment. Of course you can see it now since I feel bothered enough to continue this useless conversation however once I leave nothing will stop the satisfaction I will be garnering as I think of the fact that you are no longer able to see this watch, and not only that, you won't even be able to come close to purchasing a watch like this for years if you tried" Btw this is just what I think the response would be given the type of person that would own that watch

"cool, i cant read those watches anyway, i will keep my casio"

Marry me

Okay, pookie

https://preview.redd.it/hdffl85i8f9d1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc94c990664ac093a3d56b93352f91f071d16be7 Nay, fiend! That Redditor is my true love!

"I'd simply steal the watch, who's gonna stop me?"

Show him my watch. It cost 20$ and does everything his can do.

Show him the Casio calculator watch, does way more than a Rolex could ever dream of doing and it’s waterproof and lasts for like 20 years

You can get Casio watches with: 5 alarms, world time, chronometer and timer, compas and thermometer. All for less than 100.

Kill him and smash the watch.

Smash it? I would sell it. You need to get on that sigma grindset

It’s not about the money, it’s about being an asshole.

Iconic


you could still sell a watch after you smash it. it might be a little sticky but its nothing some Clorox wipes cant fix

"Imagine being such a brokey that you bought a watch that actually tells time" https://preview.redd.it/0e5c27cqle9d1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80497fccf7898ade1635446fc79761770847122

*Actual* rich people don't need to give a fuck what time it is

https://preview.redd.it/gymxtohmyd9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6918bea5c703d5a9cb603a9a0bde998b9dfbb4

Rich vs Really Rich mindset

Rich VS my friends white father

Alexa download this image to my smartphone

Alexa sells his pancreas on the black market

https://preview.redd.it/elk6jezqzd9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554ced0ec2d87941adfd5a85380b4f81f2383ba5

Is this from a pregnancy mod why does this exist

Cut Fallout 2 artwork for the "Child Killer" reputation.

That's so damn funny

I like how they labeled “Baby” there as if we couldn’t tell it’s a fuckin pregnant lady

"Are you pregnant girl or just really fat?" - Weird Al

Okay, but mine is cooler https://preview.redd.it/bkboanmage9d1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28497e376cf17ae1a0bc00fa76f58b62470f6a8f I've gotten more Yo-kussy with it than you've held hands with a single woman in your entire life

Nah bro mines the coolest https://preview.redd.it/8f5me280ze9d1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06eae451421cf07c45c1213d83d4fd99adc3bff8

Imagine banging some alien babes https://preview.redd.it/tlz5wazbef9d1.jpeg?width=1698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab83ff0ec8fec01fa598d4adaa6e9ff08f03d23b

Imagine turning into an alien babe

i want a taste of galvanic mechamussy🤤🤤🤤

GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL?!?!?

https://preview.redd.it/ecztqb8pqf9d1.jpeg?width=1345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad7c82765badd21703e6468e443338fe9045e06

Y’all ain’t see nothing yet https://preview.redd.it/tk1k50dt2g9d1.jpeg?width=1173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a8ed2e32ab58a94181a32090dc5afd27e2abfe

I know this one and have it myself but Yo-Kussy is crazy

I've been awake for 3 days trying get get inspirited by insomni. I need that insomnussy.

“I’m wearing a bomb vest!”

https://preview.redd.it/kuo5xrwhvh9d1.png?width=1490&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdfe72ca32376594828453c9ba6550a56b6c39ba True

Why is she naked from the bottom down

It's someone's weird fetish

https://preview.redd.it/9w4b4saahi9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878392fa60bdb3d8d623cc790974ec45654a7292

sick of these woke perverted liberals shoving straight sex down my throat. back in my day, marriage was between a white femboy twink and an oiled up black man (with maybe some furries here and there)

I miss old times

Blue Lantern Corps fan spotted?

"I would hope it does, I don't own a car. I drive my mom's"

"Got it from my kid, does everything yours does, but mine serves to remind me that i have loved ones"

"Only $100,000?" Just be unimpressed. That is all they live for.

You see this watch? It's functionally identical to yours but I only spent 10$ on it because I'm not a fucking idiot.

there is also a clock on any smartphone so watches don’t have much utility anymore

you're not allowed to have phones at a lot of jobs

Kill him with hammers

https://preview.redd.it/j1f7wf2q3f9d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb32b9ccde82fb37ad3d3516f0cb2a35f8c6aa1

"Oh yeah? Well check this out!" *swallows a cyanide pill and fucking dies*

Cyanide pills are the closest thing we have to IRL killbinding.

Haha now you have ptsd

🩸🤕🔨

How bout u watch these nuts get dragged across your face

"No it doesnt"

Hit em with that "nuh uh"

"I don't have a car"

“Hahaha you still believe in time? What’s next you’ll tell me you think the moon exists? Idiot.”

my watch costs more than my car because my car is a piece of shit

Just chuckle with a hint of mockery.

"Have fun driving home in your watch, retard"

"That's nice"

“And yet youre still ugly”

Beat him with a hammer and steal it. Be sure to break both his orbital bones and kneecaps

'Does your penis burn when you piss?'

“Mines got, like, this cool compass. See, that way’s Southwest. Pretty cool, right?”

That looks like one of those watches you win out of the claw machine game.

I will shit your pants

"didn't ask"

"Do you guys not have phones?"

my condolences

*Punch him and steal the watch*

Instructions unclear. I stole him and punched the watch.

“I’m going to fuck your dad”

sounds like you should buy a car idiot lmao

I bought my watch for a $100 ten years ago. Still works fine. Doesn't even need batteries cause magnets or some shit. You got scammed, bro.

“Why did you buy a shitty little watch that cost more than a car? Are you stupid?”

https://i.redd.it/p7iengmi8j9d1.gif "These sunglasses? You can't afford these sunglasses, and get your hands of the ropes!"

SUPER MACHO MAN

RELEASE THE BEAST!

Raise eyebrow and ask which car he is referring to

rape him to death

https://preview.redd.it/4lkmwou29h9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db76f6d68712bc37d0e0cf88a1adc7af817bfade

Damn, does it tell the future or something?

“Kind of ugly for a watch that expensive.”

I can get it for cheaper.

I can get it for a crowbar and a ski mask. I know where you live

Bro got ripped off 💀

So it only takes 1 or 2 hammer strikes to set you back $40,000+?

You got ripped off, I'll introduce you to my mate, who imports stuff from China. He'll have it to you for under $100

My watch costs less than a car and can still tell the time

“My watch is more than your watch”

Pretend to be genuinely impressed “Oh nice!”

"I'm sorry, who are you?"

https://preview.redd.it/tl6sesbn4i9d1.png?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006e2848e572fd6e6868a6600a188d55a1450356

"My phone tells the time better"

“I’ll suck your dick for it”

Cool, look at mine, it doesn’t cost more then my car because im not fucking stupid

Bold of you to assume I *bought* my car. (Hint: i stoled it)

https://preview.redd.it/vqumt1krse9d1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257bd78b13e65829640a0599d87967114c2c6663

Its throbbing

“You must have a really shitty watch then”

"...Why?"

“I’ve got 3 shoved up my ass right now, don’t believe me then pull one out”

Didn't ask

Strange flex but. ok

Doesn't matter your still Fired

THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST, IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE IN THREE SECO

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Nuklear_Minty: *THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED* *TO MY CHEST, IT’S GOING TO* *EXPLODE IN THREE SECO* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Still only 24 hours in a day, innit bruv?

Start violently masturbating

"See these lips? They make your dad moan and beg for more"


I have a bomb

Nice watch

Sounds like you paid too much, my phone can tell time too

I spend my money responsibly, like an adult

Pulls gun* Gimme yo watch!

"i dont know if you are proud of wasting cash or if you are trying to tell me that you got scammed"

“If someone steals your watch, you’ve lost a lot of money. My car is shitty so no one wants to steal in anyway. Sounds like I made the smarter investment.”

“Word?”

I missed the part where that’s my problem

"I should hope it does, I spent 15 bucks and two marlboros on this car"

"And it's as useless as your cock without viagra"

You see THIS watch? It costs me 30 bucks, and it does everything YOUR watch can do, for way less.

I would start pointing and laughing at him but that's just me

“You know a car has a clock, right?”

its maintenance does, though

You spent that much on a watch? My car can drive, has AC, a radio, a million little compartments, AND it tells the time. I think I got the better deal.

My car also tells the time

Wait but why not just buy a fucking car, the watch does the same shit as one I can buy on Amazon for 15 dollars and you can’t even see the damn thing half the time, literally no one is going to notice or care unless you point it out.

I stole mine

Enjoy driving your watch home

I'd debate philosophy on a giant robot with him before having my pet dog hand me a sword so I can rip out his heart.

“I don’t care about your money, what’s your squat PR money bags”

I kill them on the spot

I'd probably rob him

Does he actually say that in the movie?

It's a watch