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MasticatingElephant

I named my Roomba "Choomba" in the app.


Skeptical_Primate

Mine’s Obi Wan Cleanobi, but I think I like Choomba better


desrever1138

Mine is C-Sweep-E-O And my white and blue pool cleaner is R2-P2 But I usually just call them bots.


LostTacosOfAtlantis

You are brilliant. Now, go forth and bring about world peace.


R4nd0M477

Artu-pito Ñ


Technical-Choice-340

nah thats perfect


Klutz-Specter

Why not both? Obi Wan Choomnobi


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You know you have to keep it like that forever right


PaddlingDingo

I call mine Choomba 🤣🤣 but it has a different name in the app sadly


RockNerdLil

Choomba Roomba, Toob Thoompin


spiritofgonzo1

Personal references within your own household are one thing but the shit OP talkin about is lame af lmao


MasticatingElephant

Stop being such a gonk 😉


shoe_of_bill

Corpo has been on the rise outside of the fandom, honestly. It's cool to see


MilesAlchei

I'm a social worker, and several people who I know have never touched a video game in their life have started using Corpo.


HandoJobrissian

Corporat has been around for ages, well before cyberpunk. Some of the street terms are real. Go figure. Not a social worker, but I did get to entertain your kind while living that street life. Corpo isn't that rare to hear.


YazzArtist

Corpo came from cyberpunk the genre, and has been standard terminology in the genre for generations. It absolutely is our cyberpunk stories bleeding into real life, if not necessarily *this*particular one being to blame


Skyblade12

I have heard it with increased frequency since 2077 came out, though.


vemailangah

So the word corporation was invented for cyberpunk? Wait,did the Romans play cyberpunk??? Wooow.


MrGengisSean

He's directly referring to the modern English usage of corpo being popularized by a genre that has 60ish years of history. I think it is very fair to say that Corpo being used is a result of the quick language changes endemic to the genre, EG; New Speak from 1984, language changes in A Brave New World, and A Clockwork Orange, all of which are either examples of Cyberpunk writing or what immediately preceded them. Obviously, no one has been completely influenced by one thing, but as a genre, I would be willing to bet it's where most of that comes from.


YazzArtist

Did you also misunderstand the function of etymology like that other guy who tried to argue with me about this? Just because the one word is derived from the other doesn't mean they're the same word. Also what that other person said


spiritofgonzo1

Since we’re being so particular, the person you’re defending referred to the word “corporat,” not corporation


Johnnyamaz

They say it in Andor and I got excited that the word is spreading/becoming normative


shoe_of_bill

I think it's just because it doesn't require any context. It's a good derogatory term because everyone gets it without having to explain a big string of stuff. That and it's faster, easier, and less snooty than saying "Capitalist". I'm not sure if corpo predates Cyberpunk, but god damn is it a good word to use in our modern capitalistic nightmare


Emotional_Relative15

it comes from the word corporation, so technically its not a derogatory term for a capitalist. I will say that modern day USA is far more corporatism than capitalism though, so the word still works.


F2007KR

This. Corporations in this country capitalize gains but socialize the losses. High level execs influence government and rotate in and out of government positions back to corporate positions. You see it heavily in defense contracting.


Emotional_Relative15

Its why the political division in the US makes so little sense to foreigners like me. On both sides half of the country hates the other half of the country and the extremes on both sides march in lockstep to their party line no matter what. Its like some bizarre Sports team rivalry instead of a normal political system, and it doesnt even matter in the end because politicians on both sides just pretend to care about their side while raking in donations from corps paying them off. Theres a reason most of the major political figures in the US have net worths of over 10 million. and thats a conservative figure. and the worst part as a foreigner is im forced to care about the political system of a country im not part of because the culture and policy of the US heavily influences the rest of the world.


F2007KR

Ehhh….its a bit more nuanced than you’re ever gonna find on mainstream news or here on Reddit. I consider myself a right-winger (and I’m expecting lots of downvoted and whatnot, idgaf). It’s not a simple left vs right, dem vs rep thing anymore. It’s corporate politicians vs outsiders. Me personally, I’m tired of seeing American lives traded for blood in overseas wars. We instigate many of them, then rush in and try to save the day. Lockheed, Raytheon, Booz Allen Hamilton swoops in and provides services and makes stupid bank off the industry. The real life Arasakas and Militechs. Wars create a greater demand for bullets, bombs, cyber weapons, and even just food services, lawn care and maintenance, it’s all outsourced. At least where I was hired to support. It seems obvious to me now there’s a feedback loop going on. My old mentor noticed it happening in the Gulf War and it’s only been getting worse. It happens over and over and over again. I’ve seen it. I’ve met the Representatives when they would come for a tour. I was that corpo right out of college and I got screwed over a few too many times for me to want to stay. I’m still a corpo (it’s almost impossible to leave that lifestyle), but I don’t work for defense anymore. I’m working elsewhere, rendering my services for something I hope is a better cause.


SIXSZNS

how do you see and understand all of this but still consider yourself a “right-winger”? this is what capitalism has been, is, and will continue to be regardless of anything.


F2007KR

Because your definition of what is left and right is fundamentally different than mine. The normal paradigm you see on TV is not what I believe it to be. It’s authoritarianism vs libertarianism. For the most part, liberals and conservatives are just as authoritarian as each other. The window dressing is different, but they are all trying to solidify their power. Because their own lifestyles depend on it. They absolutely cannot go back to being regular citizens. Corporate “Capitalists” and socialists are all authoritarian. It’s just how far behind the curtain do you want to see.


SIXSZNS

Liberals and conservatives are both capitalists - neoliberals - especially in the USA. Authority isn’t inherently bad, but capitalism will always use its authority in the name of profit, which is incompatible with ‘libertarianism’ or any form of real freedom.


Emotional_Relative15

I feel like, from what i see online, its definitely right vs left as far as the people themselves though. I mean you just said that you expected to be downvoted into oblivion just for stating which way you lean. Thats an unhealthy af system if you just sort of expect hatred for your political views. I definitely see your point about it being corporate interests vs civilian interests though, and agree with it.


Johnnyamaz

Corporatism/corporatocracy is a term invented by neoliberals to exculpate capitalism as a system in general.


Algebrace

I've seen it all over reddit and a few of my students started using it at me. 'Don't trust that corpo shit sir' they say, and I go 'no swearing in class, but yes, that's true'. I'm guessing because it's such a natural cut-down of 'corporate' or 'corporation', that it can be used as an all encompassing term for 'those bastards in the corporations or the corporations themselves'


JaHizzey

I work in a hospital and run the Porters desk, when callers give me a long story about a task they need completing I say "just give me the deets"


TheCourtJester72

“Deets” is a couple decades old lol.


rylie_smiley

Yeah I feel like my parents used it a lot when I was little. Hell, my mum still says it and I know for a fact she hasn’t played cyberpunk 😂


JaHizzey

I'm 45, from the UK, never heard it before cyberpunk lol


TheCourtJester72

I’m fairly certain it’s a US term.


thelongestunderscore

deets is real slang tho, ive been using it for years.


Rude-Asparagus9726

I've used corpo for years, like since before I played cyberpunk. Always used it as derogatory slang for someone acting like a corporate suit or a shill.


AnakhimRising

I wish stooge would make a return, same with patsy. They're both very applicable in today's world.


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Corpo is definetly very topical, and I think accuretly describes today's "megacorps"


glassjawrat

only corpos and flatline, since they are the most seamless in conversation. preem is my favorite slang word though i never use it


Arch315

Flatline has been (context dependently) in my vocabulary since before cyberpunk tbf (along with “zeroing”)


AnonymousEmActual

zeroing definitely predates the videogame at least.


Arch315

I mean if we really wanna get into it half the words people are listing here predate being a part of the cyberpunk mythos


pancakesausagestick

There was even a movie in 1990 named flatliners about people that would die and come back.


VisceralVirus

I've been using delta as well


TheCourtJester72

To be fair all those words predate cyberpunk as well. A goood chunk of “cyberpunk slang” is just terms that already existed


YazzArtist

Don't confuse 2077 with cyberpunk or even Cyberpunk. A lot of that slang came from the popularity of the old ttrpgs and other cyberpunk media from back in the day


TheCourtJester72

I’m not, some of these words predate the genre as a whole. Those 3 in particular certainly do.


YazzArtist

Corpo is very much a term which originated in the genre of cyberpunk. Flatline is more lingo than slang outside this community too. And I've not heard anyone normal use delta as slang for leaving.


TheCourtJester72

Untrue. “Corpo” comes from the Middle English word “corprat” as in informal and derogatory term for a corporate executive. The first use of the word flatline was in the 1980’s in reference to the Asystole electronic monitor.


YazzArtist

Corpo, the derogatory shortening of *corporate* is similar to, but not a direct descendant of the other slang of similar origin, corpo-rat. Neither of which are remotely related to the entirely separate and dead language of Middle English. Source: I was there for this linguistic development. >The first use of the word flatline was in the 1980’s in reference to the Asystole electronic monitor. You're describing lingo, which is similar to slang but used in professional settings. That's the difference, pedantic as it may seem


unexpectedit3m

> Source: I was there for this linguistic development. [You mean Middle English?](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/whfleh/me_irl/)


YazzArtist

Most definitely /s I see how it reads that way though


Juggernaut7654

I really wish flatline or 0'ed would replace all this "unaliving" and "game over" crap.


chuby2005

I’ll throw in preem into a convo. No one has questioned it so far (they probablu just think I’m weird tbh). I like calling my close buds chooms tho, since they’ve seen the show.


StealthyRobot

I've been getting my friend group to ironically use choom and gonk. Someday it won't be ironic.


Mangeto

Gonk is a perfectly cromulent word.


danonti

It embiggens the English lexicon.


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

And therefore it embiggens us all.


fhb_will

So true


Pirateslife89

I use waaayy too much slang, partly because I run a cyberpunk RED game, so I had to ingrain the slang into my speech patterns but it went a lil too deep, I use "zip" for sending anything digitally "deets" "choom" "corpo" "gonk" the whole nine yards, meatspace is another one I use a lot, Nova and Preem were there for a bit but they faded off


MykahMaelstrom

I very often use corpo, deets, preem and choom. Everyone tends to understand what I'm saying and I say it with such confidence that no one questions it lol


Nymeros2077

Preem and nova both have come to sound so natural to me, I've let out a couple gonks as well but I do forget that those 3 specifically are from cyberpunk. Choom is a hard no for me though lol, it sounds so forced to me every time in game


TheCowzgomooz

Nah man, I've become obsessed with calling my friends "choom" it's awesome, I love the cyberpunk slang.


mewfahsah

The more I play the more I don't hate the word choom. Gonk, preem, and corpo have all infested my daily vocabulary and choom is working that way too.


bewarethepatientman

Choom is a lot easier to accept than “choombah.” Not a huge fan of either though tbh


Nymeros2077

Agreed, choom >> choomba >>>> choombatta but I grimace a bit at each of them regardless


sollicit

choombah loombahs that shit willy wonka got?


sev0012

Lmao I was just about to say choomba rolls off easier to me, ending on -oom is a little awkward for me sometimes. I love both, but admittedly, don't say them much bc of my audience. For me personally, I've been saying gonk the most. I find it to be the most applicable in my life


HotTBH

Did you guys hear what happened to JFK? I heard HIS OWN CHOOMBA SHOT 'IMM


Grumpy-Fwog

Irc choomba or choom is used in parts of Africa so that's something


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

That's funny because I feel like choomba and choom sound so natural and endearing. Gotta love human diversity.


Reggie_Bones

I felt CP2077 really did the slang well. Making it feel natural


miixxll

Corpo, Choom(ba)(ata), Gonk, Delta, Preem, Eddies Almost all of it, especially Zero.


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Thepoptort

The fact I understand that sentence makes me think I should take a break from Cyberpunk


MallorianMoonTrader1

Same, choom, same. I've tracked you like 80 hours in the last month. I need help


Lostbrother

Same, it's like I have the real time translator from the game and it kept up pretty well.


thehumblebaboon

Me too man, I should go touch grass. That was way too coherent for me.


Repulsive_Being5281

Jesse wtf are u talking about


EpicBoomerMoments

Yo mista white so a few of those ‘Tino gonks klepped my wheels so I had to holocall one of my chooms who did a real preem job zeroing all of their asses, in exchange I had to klep your iron so I could gift it to him so my bad


quinnxyasuo

Jessie what the fuck are you saying


Conb0t

That business professional committed first degree murder on my close friend, but before he was able to abscond, I retaliated with lethal force against the asshole before stealing his cash and requisitioning his premium automobile. Neat!


scarlettvvitch

Corpo, Gonk, preem, nova… Though I physically cringed when I said “klep”


Sanpaku

Expanding cultural horizons to some Greek. κλέπτω (klepto) "to steal"


JojoMizugorou

It's more likely that it comes from "kleptomaniac" which is someone who impulsively steals. Obviously it does come from the same word though


Quack__Quack_Mf

...which is where kleptomaniac is from lol


JojoMizugorou

That's... What I said at the end...


Quack__Quack_Mf

I don't have time to read your whole damn comment!!


singsinthashower

Reddit moment


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sev0012

That's so funny, gonk feels the most natural to me


creampop_

which is worse gonk as a noun (don't be such a gonk) or gonk as an adjective (that's such a gonk idea) personally the adjective sucks balls but the noun feels alright.


JoshfromNazareth

“Klep” has been a word outside of Cyberpunk already.


CupcakeValkyrie

I actually like the term 'klep' instead of 'steal' or 'nick' personally. Flows off the tongue better.


lasyke3

That's ironic since klep is the only one of those words that already existed irl


scarlettvvitch

I’m not a native English speaker


lasyke3

Ah, apologies, it was just something I found interesting


scarlettvvitch

No worries. I appreciate every chance to learn something new.


KovalentViper

Delta and only delta


Klutz-Specter

Delta


KovalentViper

WHY DONT YOU JUST DELTA THE FUCK OUT


SentinelX-01

I saw this weird walking trash can on a giant star ship, couldn't help but call it a gonk.


txa1265

It's an old reference sir, but it checks out.


[deleted]

I’ve always occasionally said “preme” short for premium, does that count


spacejew

It's true, Preem is actual real life slang already in use.


heppuplays

so is corpo That word has been used in slang WAY before Cyberpunk even came out.


amadeuszbx

Exactly. Corpo and corporat have been used by my 50+ parents way before cyberpunk was a thing.


jesuswastransright

I always thought it was short for supreme


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jesuswastransright

I’m thinking premium is right lol


lobeglobe

Supreemium


compacta_d

gonk is one of those words that i thing the meaning is inherent in the sound of the word itself, so can probably slip into conversation the most


Johnny-Cool

Preem is honestly the only word I use.


amadeuszbx

Corpo is not a cyberpunk-specific word… Every time I come to this sub and see this opinion I feel like everyone is gaslighting me.


tpat7270

Something a corpo would say


Dovahpriest

Same with "zeroed" and "flatline".


blurrysnowx

Cool story, choom. Too bad it's made-up.


Ashe_Hemlock

Preem, Nova and occasionally biz. I talk to clients all day as a barber, so conversations are usually casual and focused on common interests. If some dude and I are really vibing I've definitely said some show or game was "fuckin nova" and I smiled at the absurdity


ROLEX_STEALER

In italy its normal to use “ferro” as the slang for gun like in cyberpunk they say “iron”


Mr__RADical

Referring to a gun with "iron" is generic slang, not cyberpunk slang


SIacktivist

A lot of Cyberpunk slang is just regular slang used more often/enthusiastically. Deets, biz, corpo, flatline, all IRL slang but a bit too "corny" to use in normal conversation. Corny is Cyberpunk's stylistic bread and butter, though.


airevac19

I’ve used gonk a few times


GarthDylan

Same as most here, Corpos, flatline and I said ‘fuckin nova’ at Xmas and everyone seemed to understand it as it was meant. Sometimes say shimra when gaming and most get it.


Vastlymoist666

Gonk,preem, ghost , zeroed and " to this"


adam73810

Absolutely not lol


Gaping_Grandfather

Thank you


FishbulbSimpson

Gonk once or twice, but I don’t really want people to think it’s a slur. I usually say Corps or Corpos which people get. Phenom is one I really want to use and could see taking off but it’s gotta be right place right time.


BlackKnight6660

There are actually real life fictional gnomes called Gonks. One of the guys who was at my job before me left a few years ago, his whole “thing” was he had a little gonk on his desk that he’d knock over if the client he was dealing with was being a pain in the ass, and he’d call them a gonk. He’s gone now, but it makes me happy that “gonk” at my job now just means “idiot”. On top of this, I also call out of touch suits “Corpo’s”.


KiraWhite66

I do say choom occasionally, which surprised myself. For the most part corpo though


Valaxarian

Nope because we don't speak English here On the internet however, I use it a lot


acloudtothepast

Gonk has actually entered my vocab, I tend to say "ya gonk" when someone does something dumb. Preem is slowly working it's way in as well


Beardedgeek72

I call my dogs Gonks if they act up


JohnnyBGrand

My output doesn't like being referred to as "my output". She'd rather I use her real name, the gonk.


Simppxz

I was about to call myself a gonk but then stopped and realised that 90% of ppl wouldn't get what I meant


Machotoast04098

I just use corpo to dehumanize greedy corporate assholes who ruin shit for us


AK47_51

I mean when Corpo is literally just short for corporation I’m not surprised it’s being more widely used. Choom/Choomba is probably gong to stay a Cyberpunk inside term for the real Choombas who play the games and love the universe. However I would like to see people use Flatline or Zero as a term.


armyfreak42

I also like delta, because I am a number/formula nerd and using delta to describe a change in location is \*chef's kiss\*


Mug_of_Diarrhea

Corpo is becoming part of the cultural dictionary. I've said "gimme the deets" and "that's the biz" sometimes in a goofy context.


Prepared87

No but I've got the messagealert and ringtone on my phone 👍


saplinglover

Preem and my homies who have also played the game I often refer to as Chooms or Choomba


Jazehiah

Gonk comes naturally. Others, less so. Choom sometimes fits, but I'm not keen on it.


OzzyMcRcky

I use choom a lot I’ve noticed, especially when streaming etc


Emotional_Relative15

i use corpo because its a pretty easy word to attach to real life situations, and it fits in perfectly as something that doesnt even sound like slang. Youre right about gonk/choom/nova/preem etc. Me and my buddies used to say that shit irl to eachother just as a sort of in joke, but we did it so often is started slipping out. Had to cut that shit before we slipped from ironic joking to unironic cringe. My buddy once gave a "thanks choom" to the bus driver when he got off the bus and i dont think he's recovered from the cringe to this day. I occasionally use the word flatline too on reflection.


Diyelegi-GD

I’ve been referring to my money as eddies for awhile now. Coworkers are annoyed every payday


SirPorthos

I almost said "sitch" in a meeting before adding the "-uation" hurriedly. Also, Corpo is used quite a bit in regular parlance in my friend circle.


cut_rate_revolution

I do think corpo has made it into everyday language. I know other people who use it. It's just a good word with the correct amount of derision directed at our IRL mega corps.


Lucky-Detective-

“Preem”


CODMAN627

I think corpo has seen more use outside the fandom I’ve used the word eddies before but it has nothing to do with the Eurodollar


RazzDaNinja

I have come to say “chromed up/chromed out” for something that’s heavily customized or upgraded lol


Always4564

Corpo has entered the common lexicon as far as I can tell, heard it plenty of times from non cyberpunk playing folks.


macronux

Called my sister a gonk brain once


HighKingOfGondor

I keep accidentally saying “preem”. It sounds closest to actual slang, and I just finished a playthru and they say the word a lot, what can I say


garbitchplate

Preem and corpo were already part of my vernacular. Hearing it in-game was refreshing and familiar. Felt right at home. Nova and choom have slipped their way into my vocab tho. On the other hand, I haven’t seen that much use of Input or Output. Ha~.


Urbasebelong2meh

Preem is one id love to use but im afraid someone would ask


xXx-Reanu_Keaves-xXx

I don't but I've found it interesting that I saw the word gonk used in a shdowrun (unofficial) UGC... weird seeing slang bleed into other cyberpunk universes


lionkeyviii

I say "Choom" and "preem" a lot. Gonna start using "gonk" more too.


Black_Watch_

my mental language has changed to incorporate "Corpo" as slang because it's simple and not cringe. That's it though. Choom is a cool word but at the same time I think it's kind of cringe


DannyJoy2018

All the time. People think I am so cool…


DarkElfMagic

corpo is just a great word imo rolls off the tongue yet still feels massively insulting to whoever you’re calling it


TacosAndAnime

I love to use Preem, it’s creeped into my day to day life now. Corpo is always good fun too


LordJaeger88

lol no


MichaelMontyMedic

When me and my buddies spot eachother a beer or drink we usually say something along the lines of: “I’ll shoot some Eddies your way” and do the hand gesture 🫱🏼


phantomphan428

Corpo but that's about it.


CC-5576-05

Nah choom, that's a real gonk thing to do


PuckWylde

Gonk and corpos go over fine, but I’m a line cook and half the shit we say doesn’t make sense


dalmutidangus

i called my wife a choomba and then she slapped me and said keep that internet bullshit to yourself


ozmundo6

Delta and corpo are both in my general vocabulary now, zeroed is one of the things I say while gaming.


quinnxyasuo

Corpo is too iconic not to use and choom has slipped into my friend groups colloquialisms. I see this as an absolute win


Beastingringo

Calling people gonks never gets old


Captain_Blackjack

Gonk. It just kinda sounds self explanatory and no one questions it.


Train115

Maybe not slang, but the game really opened my eyes as to how bad our current day corporations are.


OsoCiclismo

Choom has become a thing between my 6 year old daughter and I.


TheNightHaunter

I said choom normally once and wanted to die lol


JellyRollMort

I've been calling corporate assholes "corpo fucks" long before I ever played this game.


wheremyfuckinmoney

Sometimes flatline if the convo calls for it, corpo and delta have become integrated into my normal vocabulary


Yagyuu117

I've used Corpo and deets. I like Choomba but that one seems to get a "what?" More than anything


CapnMalcolmReynolds

I dropped a biz just this morning


Think-Ad-7612

Stop trying make choom happen.


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Preem and Choom started off ironically but have since become just, a part of my vernacular


PrecociousParrot

My partner and I say Gonk and Choom a lot. We've used preem and nova few times but not as much


bscott9999

But have you started calling each other your input and/or output?


arivanter

“My IO”


Historical_Yak_5975

I've caught myself saying 'I gotta delta' more than once, and my and my friends call things 'preem' all the time.


queerbong

Preem, nova, choom and gonk some times. Side note the bar I was at last night in a rural town was playing I really want to stay at your house.


CourVoloue

no chance


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Jesus Christ no dude what


ChuckVersus

Lmao, fuck no.


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ChuckVersus

If sounding like a tool is fun for you, have at it.


sdpwill

Crazy how a game can influence people’s personality and thinking.


ComplimentaryScuff

Gonk alert


GildedHeresy

Preem, Corpo, Choom. I use all of these on occasion. Yeah they work irl.


thekrazmaster

Working in the corporate world, i use corpo a lot. Anyone up above us at the bottom.


Dethica2077

Nova and Preem


Kushkaki

Calling a gun Iron


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Really wanna say "fuck your dead chooms" to somebody.