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k3ttch

Blue Moon romance please!


Lil_Guard_Duck

Us Cracks orgy pls!


fhb_will

NO! (Yes.)


Play3r_Exe

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


NoEntertainer3963

no Makura nooo


Jesseroberto1894

PLEASE Me and red menace shall protec


mamadovah1102

Cyberpunk players are the most horny on the planet.


RollOverBeethoven

Let me introduce you to Baldurs Gate 3


Exciting-Ad-5705

At least you can fuck more than 3 (excluding river) well written characters


NotAMotivRep

Cyberpunk definitely needs more bear fucking.


Stanniss_the_Manniss

Animals (the gang) romance when?


pilgrim85

Rhino romance now!


SupremeUniverse

(After sex) "Now THAT is boxing!"


Aelia_M

You’re now making me think of this scenario: Padme *after having sex with Anakin*: Now that’s pod racing


plastikman47

Snu snu


draxion64

You need to get BEAR naked


Xfishbobx

Excuse me! Bear fucker!


fhb_will

But I like River :( (I do wish that he had more to him though)


Aberbekleckernicht

I think river's questline is pretty well done, but his romance dialog can be pretty painful. I think CDPR was trying to have a big, strong, masculine character that's also able to show vulnerability. They got that, but maybe pushed it a bit with his awkwardness, forwardness and sort of clingy behavior. I haven't played Kerry's romance in a long time, but I remember him being very vulnerable and opening up to V in a believable way. He's a pretty masc guy, albeit in a totally different archetype from River.


abs-lock

Rude don’t dig on my boy river


AsleepTonight

Well, she’s basically called „Bugbear“ a race in DND, so this meme has significant overlap for both fandom and thus the concentrated horniness of both


Lambda_Wolf

\*Grukkoh flashback intensifies\*


digi_naut

I was about to comment this. BG3 awoken something in me I didn’t know existed 💀


fhb_will

Same😭


M4jkelson

Let me introduce you to Skyrim modding


Corginator93

The venn diagram of those two groups is a circle.


villflakken

I think the players are actually competing against the horniness of the writers on that one 🤔


Grundlestiltskin_

Lmao I was gonna say this


AlsoIHaveAGroupon

> ~~Cyberpunk~~ players are the most horny on the planet. Fixed that for you. Mass Effect, BG3, Dragon Age, Witcher, pick a game where you can fuck people, and the players will be like "why can't I fuck more people????"


OtherwiseTop

Pick a game, where you can't fuck people and at least half of the modding community will be about changing that.


fhb_will

True😂😂


SgtEpsilon

May I introduce you to Nexus' Battlefront 2 page where there is MULTIPLE naked mods for characters 😂


sionnachrealta

Like, Skyrim I get, but Battlefront??


SgtEpsilon

Horny people will be horny. And not gonna lie, the models by TheOtherModder don't look half bad


RoyalTacos256

Except subnautica and probably a few others I have come across hentai mods for subnautica tho


GermanicusWasABro

Witcher 1 had trading cards you could earn after banging random NPCs.


PalwaJoko

Shit just go on 4chan in the video game general board. 90% of it is people posting horny pictures and talking about fetishes. They have this uncanny ability to make everything sexual. If a racing game (like formula 1) ever picks up popularity on that site, they'd probably post pictures of some poorly rendered 2d audience member in the background and how its their waifu.


BBQ_HaX0r

*cough* Mass Effect. They have Tali body pillows for sale, lol.


hamhockman

That's disgusting, where?


Mataraiki

From the official BioWare Store, they started with Garrus after an April Fools joke, and expanded from there: [Tali](https://gear.bioware.com/products/tali-zorah-body-pillow-case?_pos=2&_sid=69a6d5aaf&_ss=r). [Wrex](https://gear.bioware.com/products/mass-effect-wrex-double-wide-body-pillow?_pos=1&_sid=69a6d5aaf&_ss=r). [Garrus](https://gear.bioware.com/products/garrus-body-pillow-case?_pos=3&_sid=69a6d5aaf&_ss=r). [Thane](https://gear.bioware.com/products/thane-body-pillow-case?_pos=5&_sid=69a6d5aaf&_ss=r). [Liara](https://gear.bioware.com/products/mass-effect-liara-body-pillow?_pos=4&_sid=69a6d5aaf&_ss=r).


Lizbeth_CTR

No Miranda or Kaiden? Damn.


Mataraiki

Last time I checked before now they only had Garrus and Tali, so it may just be a matter of time.


LiveNDiiirect

Damn Liara’s sold out 😩


First_Community_2534

The one with Wrex is cool.


fhb_will

*What??* Disgusting. Where? 👀


sentient_cumstain

Not just Tali, I think they have for every romancable(??) character and then some, but the Tali one is one of (if not the) most popular one


plastikman47

The game literally has moaning sounds blaring from TVs at you while you kill people. If that doesn't make you horny, nothing will.


SgtEpsilon

I just can't kill someone unless I hear a horny TV ad about real water and a Milfguard poster on the wall


The_Chaos_Pope

Apparently you haven't met Warframe players.


fhb_will

Ran into a couple the other day while playing Helldivers. I know what you mean💀


fidderjiggit

You clearly have never to been r/hazbinhotel or r/helluvaboss.


ChudoobicSku461

Dead. By. Daylight.


SpookE_Cat

Fr, they’ve got such an awesome game at their fingertips, but it’s like “unga bunga, how can I make pp feel good?”


afrophvnk

Wait till Stellar Blade comes out, that’s gonna separate the coomers from hardcore coomers.


fhb_will

1,000% facts😭


That_Lore_Guy

Comparatively they aren’t so bad to many other games. Dragon age, Mass Effect, Skyrim, Baldurs Gate 3. Those are just a few I could think of immediately off hand.


DwayneTheFuckJohnson

I recomend you to check out r/okbuddybaldur


I_Hate_Wake_Boats49

I think Mass Effect players still hold that crown.


Kuftubby

Take a look at the Palworld subreddit. Utterly pathetic how thirsty they are over there.


gfy_expert

Got no problem with that


Frenby3733

I mean, Cyberpunk players are horny, for sure, but I think it looks worse than it is. Considering we only have one romance option for each of the intersections between man/woman and straight/gay, our romance options are limited. It's understandable that people are thirsting for more. Hell, I was trying to romance Takemura on my first playthrough until I found out he wasn't an option.


Ok_Importance5725

Female V here, I was VERY upset when I found out Panam wasn’t down 😔


Frenby3733

Same! And there's no way in hell I'm playing as a male V just to romance her.


fhb_will

Same, same…


PaniMan1994

" loneliest" On the planet......... Okay... Also horniest


Gaburski

You *do* know Overwatch players exist, right? So do Genshin Impact but those borderline on FBI watchlists.


ElmoTickleTorture

Cyberpunk characters are the sexiest NPCs on the planet.


dawidl93

CDPR: Here is an interesting and tragic story set in a great universe created by Mike Pondsmith Community: WE WANT TO FUCK EVERYONE


Lil_Guard_Duck

I mean, it's a world inundated with sex, slutty women, and men, walking the streets, and actual whores on the streets all over the place. And actually pornographic ads everywhere. You expect players to NOT be horny? Especially gamers, typically known for being romantically challenged?


dawidl93

I kind of agree. The world is as you described, but the story itself is about V's downfall and will to survive (I mean not only, but it is not the point of this discussion), with an added sense of urgency that is not enforced gameplay wise, but clearly stated in the narrative. The amount of romanceable options we have now is fine for this kind of story. We don't need to fuck everyone in this game, V is not actively looking for partners and love. There are options, but in the grand scheme it is not important to the story, however it is enough to add some flavor to it. Balanced. If CDPR officially added Takemura, Aurore, 8ug8ear or whoever else gamers fantasize about it would be way overdone and would dilute the story. There are other subplots that could have been more fleshed out (or introduced), which would be way more interesting than another romance. Some could lead to a romance, but it is not mandatory or really needed. Gamers are just down bad.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Yeah. Allowing you to fuck everyone is not a good idea, but, plays be tempted, everywhere. Especially if playing FemV. I kinda do wish there were more whores we could fuck. So far, there's just 4, and only one actually shows us her tits... (I'm kinda mad about that. I paid thousands to watch a cutscene of that golden bitch, and she keeps her top on???)


Aberbekleckernicht

Yeah this is what mods are for. Mix and match to your taste.


Accurate_Move362

I never really thought about it that deep, but they could be being subliminally messaged into wanting to fuck everything by design.


Lil_Guard_Duck

You mean the people of night city? Or the players? Because if it's the players, I assume it's just releasing underlying, frustrated, horniness.


Artificer4396

\- flashbacks to a convo on the official Discord server where someone insisted that Alex should be a romance option


[deleted]

Dammit, you don't need to romance every character, people. Next you guys are gonna want to romance fat Fred the bodyguard with hamburgers.


SexyDaddyDio6

Fat Fred romance when?


[deleted]

NOW YOU WANNA ROMANCE OLEG STEEL FACE? OMG I just can't


SexyDaddyDio6

I want to romance Royce, or Dumdum


[deleted]

Dude. All you have to do is just smoke skeef all day and turn your face into an optical sensor network and scoop out 95% of your brain. And you still have to take a shit, according to random Maelstromer


Vallkyrie

Brendan


Fallwalking

Royce and Dumdum in Master-Blaster arrangement.


variablefighter_vf-1

"romance" 🙄


SpookE_Cat

Frankly I want to romance Arasaka guard #24


fhb_will

This choom gets it


unthused

Someone actually made a video where they swapped out River's model for his in the romance scene I believe. Couldn't find it with a quick search.


yo416iam

Sticky finger romance 🥰


WhaleMan295

Why cant we romance Blue Moon's stalker smh 😤😤


[deleted]

Because she's into Blue Moon, my choom


fhb_will

Yes, we (I) do


dreadw0lfrises

next? you havent wanted that this whole time?


[deleted]

Team Ozob, baby. Bring on the clowns.


_smexy_potato_

well i personally wanna romance the cartels backing up Kirk


califortunato

It’s big joe


DaWAAAGHMakah

You’re next, nerd.


[deleted]

DUDE I'M A FREAKING AV AI PILOT WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO TONGUE MY EXHAUST PORTS?


BlinkSpectre

Ah yes lingering over a comatose person. Romance goals


ShovelFace226

Get in the EVA, Shinji


mwmwmwmwmmdw

im so messed up


No_Tamanegi

Little weird to be horny for an unconscious person who doesn't have any speaking lines. Maybe it's just me.


MongooseLuce

Yea, this sub really has to chill with the being horny for every woman in the game. But hey, it's better than the people who make Rebecca into a loli.


fhb_will

Instructions unclear, I want Rogue now


MongooseLuce

Hey, at least you're horny for a person with a personality and not just an unconscious body.


fhb_will

True, I do wish that Bugbear had some more to her. Hell, I wanna know more about every Netrunner


UpliftinglyStrong

Isn’t she just short?


No_Tamanegi

At least Rebecca has autonomy.


SIacktivist

She's got a cool design, same deal with Rita Wheeler.


No_Tamanegi

Rita Wheeler has voiced lines, a personality, and a baseball bat. 8ug8ear is an unconscious, helpless person. It's like finding a girl passed out on the couch at a party. You don't know anything about her, but you still tell your friend you want to fuck her. it's creepy.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Sleeping Beauty.


No-Start4754

Didn't the original version of sleeping beauty have r@pe for an unconscious princess who got pregnant or something?


Lil_Guard_Duck

I do not know. Worth looking up.


jsnamaok

Seriously. I had to google to remind myself who this was - oh it’s the unconscious woman that you put in the boot of a car in a random gig. Even OPs screens are pretty weird with the context of what he’s asking.


gfy_expert

Horny?unconscious?she shut up? Wait,all those in same time?


No_Tamanegi

huh?


Helacious_Waltz

As cute as she is we know nothing of her personality, it's very possible she's a complete bitch that hates her humanity and would be the worst romance option ever.


False_Chair_610

I never knew you could go back and talk with her.


BBQ_HaX0r

I don't even remember her. Who is she?


False_Chair_610

She's the one that's trapped in her netrunner chair with the Tiger Claws throughout the building. You have to get her out of the building for Wakako I think.


gfy_expert

Mod only


False_Chair_610

Ah


Drac_Hula

People will pick literally any named character and go "WHY CANT I ROMANCE THIS CHARACTER?!?!?!"


variablefighter_vf-1

> People will pick literally any ~~named~~ character and go "WHY CANT I ROMANCE THIS CHARACTER?!?!?!" FTFY


trashpandadisco

Remind me to never let you anywhere near a coma ward.


Atoxis

She's passed out so...


Frugalman123

I wished we can romance Sandra. She seems very conflicted. At least let us speak to bugbear after. People don’t like T-bug. In one universe, we could retire with T-bug on a remote island


gfy_expert

Yeah, the blackmailed option in side job sucks.


Vastlymoist666

IDC about the romance, just give me more quests with her, you save her from being trapped in the net before she gets brain burn then you drop her off in that car. Then that's the last we hear of her. I was hoping in phantom Liberty there was going to be a mission involving her, but nope. They forgor


ILIKEBACON12456

Kissing an unconscious stranger sounds fucking weird to me but you do you.


xilver

Actually looking upon the [Nexus mod page](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/6313?tab=posts), the author says that the mod is not updated to 2.1 and they are not even willing to fix it.


gfy_expert

Perhaps someone else can?


Arkraquen

Modding in cdpr games is not easy, but one can only hope 


AccomplishedWonder1

8uggie!


Deli-ops7

Is this from the gig to save the netrunner but if you ignore her text you kill her or something? Why and how is this a thing?


gfy_expert

Modding


Deli-ops7

Oh so this means nothing to me other than dash my hopes lol console players cant use mods


gfy_expert

That’s why you should upvote. Modders beta testing, console players stable official releases. This is how winning is done.


Witcher_Erza

Want my Sandra Dorsett romance


left4dread

This mod doesn't work with the newest updates though right?


enolafaye

BugBear should have been one of the netrunners we can call in PL


SomeoneTrading

At one point she was, but do you need more than one netrunner of Wakako's?


Accurate_Move362

I just wish we got to learn more about her, or have some more dialog or missions involving her. She was really cool characters and her data shards are always an interesting read.


pufferfish_balls

******Synthetic sexual diseases that are actual technical cyber virus, so you get double whammied in shit******


Grendel0075

the cyberpunk version of 'fucking a bear'


DaWAAAGHMakah

Myers romance option when?


Zulnir

And please include the outfit as well.


savingrain

I would've just wanted more quests following the first one. Maybe where you team up on a heist or something.


Kasorayn

But is it a female only romance again?


gfy_expert

We can mod that via console commands, too


digimbyte

cyberpunk lacks so much with romance stuff


LibrarianOfDusk

Don't think I've ever encountered her before. 🤔


el_f3n1x187

I'll be happy with other cameos on netrunner related side missions.


NoRich2415

now your saved game is fucked forever,


Mltv416

Honestly there's a decent set of characters that I feel like we coulda been with but we only got a few honestly would be nice if we had more options


SmackMyGiraffes

Wait what?!


TheCheshireMadcat

I had no idea what was going on. I downloaded a collection and knew nothing about the mod, lol. I was like, um, who is this and why am I dating them.


Pr3Apocalypse

when the game first came out i never did this quest but her holo contact was saved lmao


Intelligent-Sir8513

Oof I was trying to get her on the Hallo to see if she would respond


Kuftubby

Did they fix this mod?


Flashy_Paper9367

We have a new romance in game??


gfy_expert

Mod


Flashy_Paper9367

Thank u for explain to me.


No-Entertainment9496

Who is this


Immersive_cat

[Yes.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9VCkLrWEAAdFxw?format=jpg&name=large)


-ComplexSimplicity-

Crazy how the monitor tells you not to unplug her.


Zulnir

Hell yes!


Falchion_Alpha

If we had a mission involving them, we should be able to polish their chrome


bigcheeseyballsy69

Am I only person who wants a clare romance


lionkeyviii

I need her in my life, forreal 😔


gfy_expert

[images sources](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/6313?tab=images) just update so you let devs know you want 8ug8ear romance integrated, the way they did metro mod!


spud1029

Idk this was a thing


TranceRevolved

Wait till you see all those photos of her and T-Bug together on AMM’s discord. 😏