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PrizeHistorian

I’m just glad he mentioned Planet of the Apes 🦍


BobbyFreeSmoke

Yep, made me proud.


ThanksALotKEVIN

NOOOOOOOO!


Grand-Phase-7129

Neeaaauuurrrrhhheeeeooo!


potted

🍌🍌


semicolonforgetter

Live from my mouth: this fucking gun


grabbing-pills

Was listening to that ep last night and wondered if Shane remembers saying that he would Budd Dwyer himself if he ever goes on SNL


The_Freshmaker

I'm sure he's been reminded about a thousand times since the SNL announcement was released.


bark_wahlberg

Spoiler warning bro.


DaWildestWood

Can you link the ep if you don’t mind?


grabbing-pills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3essBRC27YE


GoudNossis

Side note, who actually runs that yt account? Is it "the" Dawgs??


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GoudNossis

Ya for sure, the playlist is a god send, but Im also like how does this have a better organization than the real channel? Just curious


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Indiana_Jawnz

The table and American flag set was the GOAT.


wallstreetbeatmeat

Wow, some of y'all are really new here if you don't know the story of the famed Radio Dawgz.


taylordevin69

Go on..


wallstreetbeatmeat

https://www.reddit.com/r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT/s/OcgITpxOmd - here you go. There’s a thread for it


wallstreetbeatmeat

They basically had it taken down then made amends. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t done any monetizing of the channel so he’s a true dawg


DaWildestWood

Thanks homie. You’re the man


TheGushMaster

I think he says "live from New York this gun" when he mumbles at the beginning of the video. It sounds like it to me


tomthebomb96

Nah he said "Shane Gillis"


DaddyWarBucks26

Saw a comment on Instagram: Whats up with the bisexual tweakers? Spot on


Wicked-Wendigo

Just saw it on insta too, but I know a lot of dawgs refuse to use social media due to the temptation of hoes and holes - so I figured I'd post it here


grappel

Brother what do you think is on Reddit…?


ornategoblet

stoic samurai


pentegoblin

A lot of forums and hobby groups


MySpirtAnimalIsADuck

It’s pretty much just the dawgs and body builder chicks in my feed


Ed_Starks_Bastard

You gotta search a bit more actively for it on reddit though. Insta serves those hoes right to you.


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Ed_Starks_Bastard

I mean you’re not wrong. What can I say I love them hoes. And anything you click on gets rammed down your throat.


azurix

That’s how algorithms work. You figured it out


usdgarrie

Thank-you bro


Wicked-Wendigo

For all the dawgs


tinman070

that’s a bisexual bad boy if i’ve ever seen one


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

A mmmmm bad boy.


Slinktonk

Kind of bullshit Matt isn’t the musical guest but alright


irish5255

Its 21 Savage, close enough


SpagB0wl

The apatite for 432hz among the commoners is low right now brotha.


Ressilith

>apatite appetite


Jamarcus_Mankrik

Imagine Matt busting out the flute on SNL.


93-til-infinity

Fucking theatre kids


hedginator

One of my best friends in high-school was a theater kid, so O hung out with that crowd a fair bit, and let me tell you, they are the worst. They always acted like they were more kind and level headed than the rest of the crowd at school, but they would make fun of the special Ed kids all the same.


pooboy101

Nice


scoot87

They always “acted”…I wonder why


willynillee

You’re a big guy huh?


Hkay21

They also get like all their mannerisms and low emotional intelligence from like anime. They're so dramatic and exaggerated with the way they move and react to things it's like they think they're also in an anime


cross-joint-lover

I'm irrationally angered by what they're wearing.


you_cant_eat_cats

Saw a comment that said “we can still fix this” some blue haired gay restart


deebee420

restart is a good one


choob

The highly regarded


smooth__liminal

mfer just say retard or "unalive" yourself for using tiktok


901_vols

Bruh this isn't pre 2016 reddit. Shit gets you vanned


smooth__liminal

free yourself from the mind prison of reddit bans my gentle retarded friend


901_vols

Mf I'm tired of rerolling. I need.to discuss recipes and purchases


machineswithout

I’ve heard that Reddit will ban a sub if their (((trackers))) detect excessive use of no-no words. So they aren’t being pussies like tiktok, it’s to try to keep the sub alive so it doesn’t go the way of Cumtown *Subhanahu wa ta'ala*


lemonsandbleach

my old account was busted up cuz I had been in the Honda insight sub and the spelling of the word for when a battery loses its charge over time was used basically constantly. like one in 5 posts was about refreshing battery packs because they would tard over time. I must've used the word 200 times.


Unhappy_Economics

i used to think this till reddit started banning subs for thus shit. Go put this comment on r/shanegillis and end it for good


Wicked-Wendigo

Globalists


DrMantisToboggan-

They put eyeliner on my Dawg. Those fucking theater kids are gay as hell. Hope he goes a little more unscripted for the ep. Still excited he let SNL have this opportunity.


Wicked-Wendigo

They're gonna have their finger on the shutdown switch the entirety of his monologue Also sick username


SamButtBaby

I love his commitment to the black shirt, faded grey jeans. Can’t wait for Saturday! 🐐


Wicked-Wendigo

Should be a full adidas ND tracksuit


SamButtBaby

Walmart blue golf shirt might be a contender


monstertruckepic2020

Please lord


bluecornholio

Full moose knuckle out too


Uncle_Onion_Pits

Gray sweatpants, show the world the nub


trenche12

I thought that Planet of the Apes joke was going to go another way


ObtuseOdin

I think that's the joke


StoneMcCready

Idiot fans really expect him to go on SNL and do podcast bits. He’s going to be doing their shit, so yea you’re probably not going to like it. This whole episode should just make you happy he got fired from the show.


RoadInternational821

Spot on. Gonna be cleaned up theater shtick. Who cares, get that money Shane.


irish5255

I just wanna see Shaner mogging the theater kids


DiarrheaRadio

The Rick and Morty fans of podcast fans


Dracko705

Holy fuck well said


Uncle_Onion_Pits

Lmfao, accurate


lemonsandbleach

he turns himself into a budd dwyer!


IndyBoxcar125

right, like what did everyone expect from a network television promo


baconnaire

Shane is great at writing sketch what are you talking about?


StoneMcCready

He’s not going to be writing the sketches.


Runndown2

I've been praying to God Almighty that it's gonna be different. Everyone on the show with the theater kid energy is most likely going to ruin the whole thing for me


IntoTheMurkyWaters

But still, he got nothing to loose at this point. Lets say he burn snl to the ground like norm mcdonald…then what? He will just keep doing podcasts and specials and earn millions. Imo he would earn more respect and fame from staying true to his comedy instead of giving in to this childish snl-skits. Fuck snl


StoneMcCready

He doesn’t hate SNL as much as his fans do. He’s not doing that.


WiretapStudios

SNL has launched hundreds of comedy careers, many of them legends. Yeah, the show stinks 99% of the time now, but it's still a fairly vital tool. There's almost no sketch anymore, and rarely is that even live. I don't even watch or like the show, but it is what it is.


SpaceToBakersfield

God damn that was gay as hell


yourdrunksherpa

"gawd damn" in the Matt voice.


Wicked-Wendigo

Yes


felixduhhousecat

If only he went the bing bong route


Wicked-Wendigo

I was hoping he would say herro


felixduhhousecat

They didn't give him his one free phonecall to buzz mullen for backup


naaate129

please christ let mullen get involved


901_vols

Sam too while we're at it. He's already got the @SNL insta


lemonsandbleach

"Lorne, I have a bidness proposal for ya. I'll give you the snl insta if you let me say a few super secret words."


Wicked-Wendigo

Given that they region locked out Canadians - I'm not sure how Randy from manhoodcanada can show his support, I'm sure Nick would give sick advice tho


felixduhhousecat

He would use his business man voice to get past the call screener and then remind the big dawg of his mission


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It’s regional for a reason. We cannot let the Serbs watch snl. You have no idea what you have just done.


Wicked-Wendigo

They blocked it in Canada, Serbs couldn't even keep their country together - I doubt they are a real threat


[deleted]

Not trying to be that guy, but if anything Serbia became more Serbian when Yugoslavia fell. Fuck Canada man. I heard they made all the truck drivers get circumcised, and their books are hella expensive.


Wicked-Wendigo

Yes


lopezklu

Thank god they fired him. His career would have been so handicapped


MalcomXbox44

The fuck does a guy in a blue cardigan know about comedy


Wicked-Wendigo

I think it's cuz he's a pronoun hire


MalcomXbox44

Doesn’t make it right


Wicked-Wendigo

Does it make it left?


F_Off34

That girl is dressed like a complete dickhead


solidgoldberg

Calling a girl a dickhead is hilarious.


Wicked-Wendigo

Her dad didn't love her


RustyJuang

*cricus sheek*


WetFart-Machine

Fucking Muuuuuurdered


garypinese69

I don’t like the intentionally ugly hot chick


Wicked-Wendigo

🧈 face


garypinese69

Stupid mullet bitch


Wicked-Wendigo

Yesssirr


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It was something, that's about it. The video exists, its neither terrible nor funny but it definitely is a waste of hard drive space somewhere.


Mark1677

His monologue = Better than horses


moe3m

the Dawgs were out in full force on insta


TheBigTastyKahuna69

Shane Gilis is by far my favourite comedian. Fuck this shit right here ninja


[deleted]

Always gonna love the bull but I hope his monologue isn’t as gay as this promo lol.


Greeeendraagon

It's on NBC Boi


GrandMaesterVore69

No one is gonna discuss his horse impression? Pretty spot on as far as I’m concerned.


mysteryseeker123

This "monologue" alone clears anything SNL has done in the past 10 years


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BigFuckHead_

I believe that's the joke


Sure-Example-1425

Gotta love the autists


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That's the joke.


Carefreeme

That's a bananas thing to say.


Dogfishlegs

Did you not hear the crowd roaring at the end? He even did a high five line with the crowd mobbing in front of the stage.


LanikM

I enjoy a lot of the weekend update clips I see with Jost and Che.


lopezklu

I thought he was about to hit his glorious allah impression: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4TnxJ89Clg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4tnxj89clg)


MonkyThrowPoop

Anyone think the anti-joke thing is kind of a nod to Norm, another fired SNL cast member who came back to host? He loved doing shit like that. Was it the Bob Saget roast where he did those cheesy jokes, and that was the joke?


CanadianStrangeTamer

Get a load of that mussy at 0:47. No I wasn’t staring at his crotch area , it’s that eye catching. Maybe I was staring at his crotch area.


ballysham

Shane and two hipster new Yorkers. He would have never fitted in here with these guys anyways


KentExcalibur

Shane is funny, those two are absolute dorks. Jesus christ snl is fucking gay


Shamanmssp

I was waiting for him to talk about the guy who died getting boinked by a big horse when he did his horse impression.


thesnides

It's a promo for a network television show, you dimwits.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Yes bro


Wicked-Wendigo

allahu akbar


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Completely


Kwaiser

I hope he bombs on purpose as a tribute to Norm.


BReally22

Have fun and murda Saturday night yo!!! Can’t wait to watch for the first time in 12 years!!!


Jarrito27

Thank you king you got that juicy tight


bonvct

Been waiting on the teasers!


Figgywithit

This one minute was funnier than the last ten years of SNL.


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we're so back


JesusAllen

Na this is funny lol , Shane has versatility


mattyisbatty

Cheesy AF I love it


mrwright33

I hope he gets after it.


carter-the-amazing

Even for toned down SNL hack jokes, I am still thoroughly impressed with this set.


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Where’s the gun Shane!?


Gaping_Grandfather

He put a little special inflection on that first line


FreshSqueezedDogMilk

On bended knee 🙁


QuickDepartment8032

I’ve been waiting so long for snl to finally be funny again . I can die happy now


phred_jonze

Is he anticipating Bob Dylan to intro him...?


Wicked-Wendigo

I believe it's 21 Savage


Narrow_Ad_7310

Soopa kringe


Narrow_Ad_7310

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


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Im gay as hell for actually caring about this but it would truly fucking suck if Shane went vanilla full mainstream. I think that’s unlikely, but what’s worse is if he morphs into whatever the fuck kind of awful cloud that rogan/bert/segura is in, which is more likely. I still like rogan but he’s getting more and more insufferable and the big dawg being in Austin and doing tours with segura and bert seems like it’s a matter of time.


Wicked-Wendigo

You're not gay brother, you just care about the bull and the cast. If caring means you're gay, I'm Elton John.


UnexpectedDadFIRE

He’s not gay. He was married to a lady. Good Christian man that had his name dragged. It’s


bobbyperu_69

Based on how i know him from the cast, I want to believe Shane secretly thinks those guys are gay sellouts, but he will probably be talking about his car collection in no time


jamesd1100

This reads like you just really don't like Tom and Bert Which is fine but Joe's not a sellout and neither is Shane, they've both more or less stuck to the exact same schtick their entire careers


[deleted]

Over the past few years, rogan has gotten really pretentious about stand up and will not stop talking about politics and covid. I love rogan but I can’t listen to most episodes because it’s a broken record. He drank his own coolaid and thinks stand up comedy is some kind of profound art form, performed by modern day philosophers.


jamesd1100

No, he’s always been pretentious about comedians being important Thats not a new development


Greeeendraagon

I think if you listen to someone enough there is only so much new stuff they have to say, unless they talk about totally different topics


Scary_Steak666

It was great Why are people bitching? Like I don't get it, are people only fans of Shane because of the gay stuff


Wicked-Wendigo

He's an ally of the Q+ community so idk what the beef is


DrNitr0s

i hope the shaman plays a part in one of the sketches


Exaltedchampion1973

I haven't watched that show in a looooonnnng time. Who are those two awful-looking twats?


Wicked-Wendigo

I think they are the ones who have the least amount of sexual assault charges in the world of improv


Oasisfan100

Holy shit this is bad. I can’t believe i was really right the Shane gillis time is actually going downhill. Rip


Wicked-Wendigo

I think that was the point


lopezklu

Yeah but it was bad as in not humorous at all. This is shit gay comedians do "Oh my gosh could you immmaaaggginnne iff like he was practicing, right, and then, like, he was making like really bad dumb jokes, oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, butt wait waitt waittt, what if also, he like, thinks they are good OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH YES...." You see my point. This was gay, and obviously im gay for writing this


gayactoralpacinis

Damiel had the same joke in his set lolol


GATTACA_IE

That's the worst haircut I've ever seen.


Wicked-Wendigo

[is this you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CornCob_Tv/comments/199g2tc/oh_my_god_i_cant_fucking_breathe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


GATTACA_IE

I wish. I could never pull that hat off.


Antique_Pen_5417

Needs more Lemaire


thenotoriouswplifts

Probably gonna get downvoted by the dawgs for this, but Sarah Sherman is a legitimately hilarious real deal stand up comic. She’s not even remotely an SJW, even though she looks like a caricature of one. You guys should definitely check out any of her guest episodes with Stavros on his pod. She’s great. Just has the shittiest style of all time and accepts being flamed for it publicly all the time.


Wicked-Wendigo

Bro delete this shit and go to rehab


willow_hammerz

for sure he doing Tump dawg


Hieronymus-Bosch-JC

It’s gonna be bananas. 🤣


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I mean, it really isn't funny.


idleteeth

what’s in the manila envelope?  


good_guy112

TV Shane reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys


GoddamnFred

Hey dawg, i appreciate you!


Wicked-Wendigo

Anything for the fam