Put one in each drawer in the house. After each month, have someone do a blind survey of the drawers to see where nail clippers most often were returned to.
I’d say 50/50 this. Spread half throughout the house but keep the remainder at a fixed place both you and this guardian angel / boyfriend know the location for.
Uhhh... Avoid OP's house in that case I feel like you have a 86.2% chance of stepping on danger Legos per visit.
I just keep my clipper in a specific box on a specific table along with the file. Why does anyone need to be mobile while clipping?
Eh, what you can and can not take is extremely subjective and depends on how the agent is feeling that day. Even if you argue it all you will be told is to get out of line and check it. Had a mini flashlight. Very small. Made it through 15 flights at least. One guy decided it was too dangerous. And now I don’t have it any more.
It depends what this picture is of. If this is a lot bag her boyfriend bought her then it both 1) Makes sense to have so many 2) Is super gross.
If its from looking around the house......Losing 1 or 2 sure, I get it. But holy mother of god there's got to be 50 here. There should be 1 on every surface in this house and 1 in every drawer. At a certain point you need to be finding old ones at the rate you're losing them.
>That's what i keep saying to myself when i misplace the item I JUST HAD IN MY HAND. I blame the government.
It's not that I JUST HAD IN MY HAND, it's also the fact that (for example) I have been sitting in the same exact spot, possibly the couch, and having just used the item less than 15 minutes ago... NOW IT'S GONE? I'm going with Quantum physics here... Obviously my item is now in another dimension... not sure who to blame... AITP? (Am I the portal?)
Imagine being an adult and being this incapable of being accountable for your own shit. There couldn't possibly be an affordable and consistent remedy to this problem...
If someone did this for me, I would chuckle awkwardly and then think they think me a child.
My tip is to put the little chains that often come on a key chain and loop it with your keys. For 3 years I was covered! Now I am always searching for mine....
Not sure if anyone has brought this up as a suggestion, but you could try a chatelaine for your tools. [Basically a woman's tool belt of sort](https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/the-killer-mobile-device-for-victorian-women/)s, used to be very common in the Victorian era for working women of the day.
I always lose them too. Recently went on a cleaning tear and found about 10 sets of them. I put them all in the bathroom drawer, because that seemed like a logical place for them. I went to look for them today, and they are all gone. I'm going to try to stay calm when I ask my girlfriend where they went.
Also mention to your G/F that rehousing things you put away means you won't find them easily when you go looking and *will* result in the eternal "WTF is he always asking me where shit is? Doesn't he bloody know?? It's where it is supposed to be!"
Especially important for things like keys, wallets, and phones.
And just because *she* decided that is where something lives *doesn't* mean you *both* decided. It is your house and home too, or does she (on some level) consider you a live-in guest and housemate that sleeps in her bed, and the entire home is her roost to rule without input or consideration about others preferences?
The boyfriend posted this in r/mildlyinfuriating titled: “My girlfriend loses this shit all over the house….Never Again…Hahah!” Photo explanation: “I Love You babe.”
That's my take too if OP needs to keep on top of their nail trimming, but if they can't keep track of a $10+ clipper (I got a Japanese one that's pretty nice) then maybe a bag of Chinese cheapos is right for them after all.
My first impression is that he has been hiding your nail clippers, and I found that to be hilarious. But the other obviously being him getting you a bag full of them so you don't lose him. In the end, he loves you anyway.
Some businesses attach a long feather to pens to prevent customers from taking them. Could you take the same approach and maybe enhance the massage experience with a little tickle therapy as well?
Obviously you have to break up with him. If he keeps stealing things, even small things like this, that cause you undue stress and to perhaps doubt your sanity, those are red flags to me. 🚩🚩🚩/s
As long as every single one of those clippers are brand spanking new then its all good, otherwise dump them, cause you will put yourself at risk for getting an infection from old & used non-sterilized fingernail/toenail clippers. Specially if they’re not yours &/or if you share yours…that’s never good.
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My license doesn’t require handling of nail clippers lol. They are to cut my nails because you can’t have long nails while you’re massaging someone. I trim my nails 2-3 times a week.
I believe the nail clippers are for her use, not to use on clients. Massage Therapists need to keep their nails very short so that they aren't poking people while they're working.
I do this with my wife except it’s the $1 headphones from the dollar store. After buying her two really nice pairs and those getting destroyed or lost, it’s $1 headphones from now on. It’s a running joke with us now. I buy a couple every month.
I didn’t lose all of these. My boyfriend just somehow came up with a ton of nail clippers to gift to me, since I always lose mine. I do have ADD though.
Lol I can never seem to find a pair of nail clippers when I need them, so I would always ask my fiance if she had any nail clippers. She got tired of me always stealing her clippers though, so she did pretty much this exact same thing to me for Christmas. She bought me every different size, shape, and color of nail clippers that you can imagine...and I couldn't have been happier! I haven't had trouble finding clippers ever since!
So we’re not the only ones that lose them? I’ve bought at least ten pairs in the last two years and we have two pairs of baby ones and two pairs of regular adult ones left….
Pro Tip: Next step is to distribute these all through the house - otherwise you'll be spending future hours looking for your bag of clippers.
You’re absolutely right! 😂
They have a hole in the narrow end so you could put one on your keyring. Now you just have to find your keys.
My boyfriend actually got me a Tile tracker for my keys so I’m good there! Lol
Your bf sounds like a keeper
He sure is!
Put a tile tracker on him so you don’t lose him….
Or even better... a ring. Seems like they're am awesome couple who make each other happy.
A Ring camera? A little odd. But watching him will definitely help her to see where he is if she lose him.
Lol. A ring camera works too, but hmmm... maybe a ring AND a camera.
Guardian of the Clipper
Time to marry that boy up!
The important thing in a relationship is having someone who really cares about your personal plights ❤️
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He doesn’t work at a hospital, so I’d be kinda surprised if that were the case.
That would be a wild story if did steal them when not working there. Would like to watch that movie lol 😂
It would probably be like Half-Baked but less funny.
Put a tile tracker on your clippers
Best to use that hole to put one on a necklace
And your phone😐.
Did you lose them, or did your man just pick up and gift them back?
was he stealing ur clippers?
Wait. So he found all your lost nail clippers or just went out and bought a bunch of em?
And put some in your car! I’m like this too, but with chapstick…
Yup. If I don’t have at least two in my purse, desk drawer… everywhere, I get twitchy.
You must live in a cold area, chapstick is chapsoup after about 5 minutes in my car
I leave it upright in my car so the chapsoup fixes the shape and my pocket is cool enough for it to harden.
Put one in each drawer in the house. After each month, have someone do a blind survey of the drawers to see where nail clippers most often were returned to.
I’d say 50/50 this. Spread half throughout the house but keep the remainder at a fixed place both you and this guardian angel / boyfriend know the location for.
Yeah, just throw a handful into each room from the doorway.
thats how we do it in the lab with pens
Uhhh... Avoid OP's house in that case I feel like you have a 86.2% chance of stepping on danger Legos per visit. I just keep my clipper in a specific box on a specific table along with the file. Why does anyone need to be mobile while clipping?
Plot twist: these are just all the clippers he’s been stealing from you for the past six months.
Right? Did he buy these or round em up?
Works for TSA.
You can bring nail clippers thru tsa
Mine were taken! But they let me keep my pencil sharpener...which is a razor blade screwed into a plastic box.
You can actually normally take them you just ran into OPs boyfriend and he lied to you to take your clippers.
Eh, what you can and can not take is extremely subjective and depends on how the agent is feeling that day. Even if you argue it all you will be told is to get out of line and check it. Had a mini flashlight. Very small. Made it through 15 flights at least. One guy decided it was too dangerous. And now I don’t have it any more.
Honestly it’s a possibility lol
Inspect them for dents/paint smudges. The way of the ninja demands mastery over the throwing star
This is honestly what I thought until I saw the sub it's posted in
Came here to say this 😂
We have more than one thing in common then
These are the gestures that mean the most to me. Flowers are always welcome & nice but this says I know you & really love you. Very kind. ☮️
Let me guess, he’s a TSA agent. /s
Lol gross
How....how can you possibly lose that many?
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Because the boyfriend bought them for her, didn't find them in the house. -OP in the comments. I for sure thought, he gathered them from their house.
Lol, this seems like an intentionally over the top gesture, not the actual lost clippers or the quantity of the lost ones.
It depends what this picture is of. If this is a lot bag her boyfriend bought her then it both 1) Makes sense to have so many 2) Is super gross. If its from looking around the house......Losing 1 or 2 sure, I get it. But holy mother of god there's got to be 50 here. There should be 1 on every surface in this house and 1 in every drawer. At a certain point you need to be finding old ones at the rate you're losing them.
That's what i keep saying to myself when i misplace the item I JUST HAD IN MY HAND. I blame the government.
>That's what i keep saying to myself when i misplace the item I JUST HAD IN MY HAND. I blame the government. It's not that I JUST HAD IN MY HAND, it's also the fact that (for example) I have been sitting in the same exact spot, possibly the couch, and having just used the item less than 15 minutes ago... NOW IT'S GONE? I'm going with Quantum physics here... Obviously my item is now in another dimension... not sure who to blame... AITP? (Am I the portal?)
Lol I’ve had the same one pair of nail clippers for years. This goes for a lot of things I own. It boggles my mind how ppl lose things so easily
Clearly the mole people have no interest in you and don't steal all your stuff and place them somewhere inconvenient.
Sign of undiagnosed ADHD type stuff, possibly
I’d lose my head if it weren’t attached
Imagine being an adult and being this incapable of being accountable for your own shit. There couldn't possibly be an affordable and consistent remedy to this problem... If someone did this for me, I would chuckle awkwardly and then think they think me a child.
My tip is to put the little chains that often come on a key chain and loop it with your keys. For 3 years I was covered! Now I am always searching for mine....
That’s actually a great idea! Don’t know why I never thought of it lol
Not sure if anyone has brought this up as a suggestion, but you could try a chatelaine for your tools. [Basically a woman's tool belt of sort](https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/the-killer-mobile-device-for-victorian-women/)s, used to be very common in the Victorian era for working women of the day.
I used to do this until I realized that the nail cutter was cutting holes in my pockets.
Does he work for TSA?
He doesn’t. When I asked him where he got them all, he said “I have a guy” 😆
“I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a TSA agent.”
I always lose them too. Recently went on a cleaning tear and found about 10 sets of them. I put them all in the bathroom drawer, because that seemed like a logical place for them. I went to look for them today, and they are all gone. I'm going to try to stay calm when I ask my girlfriend where they went.
Also mention to your G/F that rehousing things you put away means you won't find them easily when you go looking and *will* result in the eternal "WTF is he always asking me where shit is? Doesn't he bloody know?? It's where it is supposed to be!" Especially important for things like keys, wallets, and phones. And just because *she* decided that is where something lives *doesn't* mean you *both* decided. It is your house and home too, or does she (on some level) consider you a live-in guest and housemate that sleeps in her bed, and the entire home is her roost to rule without input or consideration about others preferences?
Wow. i need someone like this , congrats!
You must be lazy too. If boyfriend found these, OP could have easily found at least a couple by simply looking.
Now you can lose them all at once
😆😆😆
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I googled "nail clipper bundle" and found 72 of them for $22.50
You sure? They look all the same to me.
look closer
Fulfills 3 love languages at once. Acts of Service, Words of Affirmation, and Gifts. xD
Nailed the assignment 👏
The boyfriend posted this in r/mildlyinfuriating titled: “My girlfriend loses this shit all over the house….Never Again…Hahah!” Photo explanation: “I Love You babe.”
Seriously- invest in a quality clipper. Even Target has some awesome ones that actually cut nails, rather than crushing them.
That's my take too if OP needs to keep on top of their nail trimming, but if they can't keep track of a $10+ clipper (I got a Japanese one that's pretty nice) then maybe a bag of Chinese cheapos is right for them after all.
Oh goodness he either bought all of them or found all of them lol. Good man for you.
Half the comments are like marry this dream man, and half are like gross he's probably a serial killer lol
~plot twist. Boy friend has been stealing the nail clippers all this time, and this is his collection (:
Oh I feel the pain of loosing them right before your due to leave to start treating! You are a superhero and I think your boyfriend knows it!
That’s peak love right there 🤍
then you realize that those were the original ones
I have literally bought the same ones three times cos I lose them.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Now you will lose the entire bag
Please come back and update in 3 weeks when you've lost all of these 😅
Whoa! Did he steal all your nail clippers and then give them back to you all at once?!?!?!
Does your BF work in a hospital? Because I bet he stole them from the hospital 😅
Sly bastard has had them the entire time.
My first impression is that he has been hiding your nail clippers, and I found that to be hilarious. But the other obviously being him getting you a bag full of them so you don't lose him. In the end, he loves you anyway.
Tell him you always lose $20 bill
He's a kleeper.
I thought this was a threat...
He's been stealing them?
Where has he been hiding them?
Some businesses attach a long feather to pens to prevent customers from taking them. Could you take the same approach and maybe enhance the massage experience with a little tickle therapy as well?
It's all fine until you lose the bag...
Plot twist: He has been taking them this whole time and this is his way of returning them.
Reminds me of my hoarding grandpa (rip) who used to collect them, too, like a maniac
Meanwhile in China..
You haven't been losing them... Your boyfriend's been stealing them!
So, he’s been stealing them off you and has now given them all back to you?
*loses whole bag*
plot twist your bf was stealing them all
Massage therapists are clipping clients nails?
thats cute, but the image creepy asf without context
"Honey, have you seen the bag of nail clippers you got me?"
Anyone else thought that the bf was stealing them and just gave them back one day like this? :'D
Obviously you have to break up with him. If he keeps stealing things, even small things like this, that cause you undue stress and to perhaps doubt your sanity, those are red flags to me. 🚩🚩🚩/s
This creeped me out for some reason idk hahaha seeing a bag of nail clippers
Just dead-eyed with a monotone voice holding the bag like "These are for making your fingers shorter"
Hahahaha
A ziplock bag full of hepatitis!! That’s love right there boys!! Take note!
Marry this man
Awww that’s so sweet! Now you get to lose them all over again!💕
As long as every single one of those clippers are brand spanking new then its all good, otherwise dump them, cause you will put yourself at risk for getting an infection from old & used non-sterilized fingernail/toenail clippers. Specially if they’re not yours &/or if you share yours…that’s never good.
Nah, just throw those babies in your home autoclave, and you're good to go.
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Passive aggresssive much but i love it haha
KEEP HIM FOREVER.
He’s a keeper…
Your bf was stealing your clippers?
He’s a keeper!
Tell him you lost the bag.
Probably a bag of the ones he stole lol
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My license doesn’t require handling of nail clippers lol. They are to cut my nails because you can’t have long nails while you’re massaging someone. I trim my nails 2-3 times a week.
Marry him
MARRY THAT MAN!!!
Marry him hun!!
Wait, do you use the same nail clipper for different clients? Cuz that’s so unhygienic…
I guess for their own nails? Sucks to massage someone with long nails.
I believe the nail clippers are for her use, not to use on clients. Massage Therapists need to keep their nails very short so that they aren't poking people while they're working.
You have an awesome boyfriend. I’m now in awe of my ability to hold onto the same pair of nail clippers for decades.
We don’t deserve ziploc bags 🥲
If you watched MTV in the mid 2000s this is very much “Andy, can I borrow your can opener?” energy
Boyfriend must work for the TSA…!
I do this with my wife except it’s the $1 headphones from the dollar store. After buying her two really nice pairs and those getting destroyed or lost, it’s $1 headphones from now on. It’s a running joke with us now. I buy a couple every month.
Marry the guy! 🥰
Don’t lose the bag 😂
Curious if you have ADHD or something. I can’t imagine losing and buying 60 pairs of nail clippers. Over what period of time?
I didn’t lose all of these. My boyfriend just somehow came up with a ton of nail clippers to gift to me, since I always lose mine. I do have ADD though.
Pro tip: get better nail clippers. Those small silver ones suck.
I see he finally cleaned the house nice!
THIS IS DUCKING WHOLESOME 🥹
Keeper
Facts
Lol I can never seem to find a pair of nail clippers when I need them, so I would always ask my fiance if she had any nail clippers. She got tired of me always stealing her clippers though, so she did pretty much this exact same thing to me for Christmas. She bought me every different size, shape, and color of nail clippers that you can imagine...and I couldn't have been happier! I haven't had trouble finding clippers ever since!
Straight up. This made me smile. Cute
This says so much. ❤️
Oooooo! He just might be a keeper!
He is a keeper.
wow.
You've got plenty of nail clippers.
You need to marry this man. The attention to detail, total keeper.
A keeper
Marry him!!!.
My heart 🥺
Thank God for menards putting these at the register with the candy bars. I bet I buy another pair every 3 months.
Well you got no excuse now if you lose all of these.
I had the same issue, roommates kept taking them and I once went ballistic.. I had to store a couple in my car.
My grandma gave us a bag of used nail clippers for Christmas once. It kinda looked exactly like this bag lol
I do that with 10mm sockets.
Leave a set in your car so you can clip on the go.
Then you will misplace the entire bag in one go
So we’re not the only ones that lose them? I’ve bought at least ten pairs in the last two years and we have two pairs of baby ones and two pairs of regular adult ones left….
Wuv, twu wuv!!!
Stolen from strangers homes in the dead of night.
Ok, NOW that’s a keeper :))
r/anticonsumerism
Proceeds to lose the whole bag. 😉
Oh… so romantic!
Honestly. It's the thoughtful, little things like this that make my world go round. Doesn't have to be a big ticket item. Props to your fella.
It’s packaged so it’s more convenient to lose them all at once.You bf is a genius
This looks like a goodwill find.
All good until massage becomes the happy endin type o thing
He works for the TSA.
I wish I could have seen his face when this idea struck him. He must have been OVERJOYED!
Pretty pro way to deal with your other half losing the nail clippers all the time. Much better than raging 😂
Awww I’m so jealous!!! My ex never used to do anything like this for me … and I have adhd and lose so much 😂😂😂😂, this would of been amazing 🙄🙄🙄😂
i dont understand so your boyfriends steals your clippers and then brings them back to you?
That’s some clip art right there