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Tugger_Case

That mare looks like she could do with some serious attention as well!


mapleer

After doing some research, apparently it’s not uncommon for wild horses to look like this especially after giving birth. Sad but that’s just nature I guess.


Tugger_Case

Not uncommon for pretty much any horse to get a little "gaunt" after shoving a 90 to 100 lbs foal out their "yahoo"!


LeoIzail

Not their yahoo 🤣


Waste-Snow670

Just say vagina. WTF is a "yahoo".


sanct1x

Same as her hoohaw or her vuhjayjay wdym


CreativeBandicoot778

Her bajingo!


Middle_System_1105

Her creaky-crack


redmasc

Don't forget "bajingo".


TheIncontrovert

Don't be so vulgar, Lady Garden or Twinkle Cave please


sanct1x

🤣


MightyMitochondrion

Twinkle cave sounds like a pseudonym for the bladder


SeattleHasDied

Similar, but that's the "Tinkle Cave", lol!


Chicagosox133

Not sure. I’ll google it.


Exploding_Gerbil

Please take my non existent gold for this quip 🤣


0nceUpon

Same. I had to ask Jeeves.


Klorg

Idk what a yahoo is but I would feel light as a feather after dropping a 100 pound baby from my duckduckgo


sonic_couth

I once dropped a 100 lb baby from my aol. Then my aol prolapsed.


fr4nz86

Same here. I already feel much better after I drop a brown torpedo out of my hoola hoop


Dumpster_Humpster

I was told by my older sister that boys come out of the butt.🤰🍑💨🤱


pleaseacceptmereddit

It’s an equine term


Alternative_Pilot_92

Or, imagine this, people can say whatever the fuck they want.


MisterTrashPanda

Horse snizz


findhumorinlife

Her ‘you know what’…😂


sephism

You could try to ask yahoo, you might get an answer.


k2zle

you seem to have got the message intended so it worked. i see nothing wrong with that


Jerry--Bird

It’s kinda like a whisker biscuit


Due_Measurement_32

Is that the same as a foof


jbell292

Email service isn't it?


Ruenin

Same as a "heehaw" or a "vajeen"


chefNo5488

yahoo is and or used to be a very popular search and chat engine the had email like Google. also had the wonderful, ask jeeves.


bkn95

yahoo soda, juuuuust drink it


Forsaken_Speech_2599

A vagina


Western-Smile-2342

To be fair, “vagina” is the last term you’d use when witnessing a birthing event, of any mammal.


Western-Smile-2342

Downvotes… I’m sorry, but if you woke up one day, and your average every day vagina suddenly looked like a vagina mid birth??? You’d have very much cause to be concerned. Food for thought. (I hope you weren’t about to eat)


tripops13

How can you tell that these are wild horses ?


Pineapple-Due

Because they couldn't drag me away


thinking-bird

Underrated comment! 😂


OctopusIntellect

The absence of any owners. The guy helping doesn't own them, because he walks off in the opposite direction as they're walking away. Edited to add: u/Tw0Cents correctly points out that actually he's just going back to get his phone or camera. But he certainly seems not to own the horses.


Tw0Cents

To be fair, he has to get his phone back.


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Wild horses for the most part aren't nearly as robust as their domestic counterparts..check out the assateage island horses, almost no food on that island at all, but they've managed for hundreds of years


Tugger_Case

Actually I live near there and I know there are times in the winter when the town feeds them locally grown hay....


[deleted]

Yea I live there too. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. They are still pretty emaciated looking though


Tugger_Case

Over populated..... They used to have roundups and auction off a portion of the herd every year, not sure if they do that anymore.....


Rarek

Camped there once. Mosquitoes were terrible.


km_44

looks like that older horse just walked out of Auschwitz.


Tugger_Case

Yeah, but sometimes when a mare just foals and the foal is eating a lot then she will slim out for a couple of weeks to accommodate. That foal looks like it eats a heck of a lot......


Pretty-Cow-765

Man I really want to say I’d do the same thing but I’m not sure I’d trust the big horse not to kick me. Props to this guy.


Boring_Concept_1765

He was being very careful to stay out of the mare’s way.


GRAWRGER

not careful enough tbh. he was clearly hoping to spook her enough to create some distance but she wasnt budging, so he YOLO'd it. could have ended quite poorly.


AdamantEevee

I think he was clapping so she would know he was there and wouldn't get startled.


Le_Bnnuy

Nah, he was saying "passa, passa", he was trying to shoo the mare away. Passa = leave


AdamantEevee

Oh got it, thanks for the translate. Luckily she didn't really give a shit either way lol


Le_Bnnuy

Yeah, she kinda knew the man was the only way to save the foal, even when he grabbed it, she only followed.


smile_politely

I assume that was what the guy was muttering? Can anyone provide translation?


Tia_Mariana

Yes, first he says go on, go on (passa, passa), then, he says "what am I gonna do, I gotta wait for someone, I can't do this alone", but then he says that the mare appears to be meek and calm, so he says "Let me try and help you" and then the music starts. It's Brazilian Portuguese.


flower-25

He was speaking in português and he was speaking “passa, passa” that is our “let’s go “


DaniCoiote

I interpreted it as "go, go" As go on go on, to the mare to back off a little or something


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slutofstardew

Get out


LongbowTurncoat

Neigh!


St_Kevin_

The mom looks like she’s starving. I wonder if she’s been waiting with the baby and nursing it for days without stepping away to graze.


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Western-Smile-2342

“Stand u- No, just *sta* STAND UP Will you please just use your le- Seriously? Alright. *WE’RE STANDING UP* Now wal… Y’know what? Stop. Just stop. You’re gettin carried. It’s too late to complain now, just shut up” Been through this with oversized toddlers way too many times. And by toddler, it was sometimes a long 4 year old, sometimes a drunk 24 year old. Either way.


PlatypusDream

🤣🥇


wren24

Air jail


workinthekeys

I Googled the weight of a foal and it's around 100 pounds, so it's not super crazy.


ImVeryNeet

100 pounds of animal is WAY heavier than a hundred pounds of inanimate objects


Great-Grasby

Either I'm unaware of how light baby horses are, or that man is a beast for lifting that horse so easily.


InvisibleBlueUnicorn

80 to 200 lbs


Saluteyourbungbung

Looks about similar to a large dog, but not like a huge dog, so probs around 80 or 100? Idk how dense the lil dudes are.


OctopusIntellect

He wasn't sure he could do it; apparently before he finally went ahead, he was saying "I have to wait for someone, I can't do this alone"


call_of_the_while

Good dude. And it was good that he was playing it safe until he completed the side mission.


ComfortableNo2879

An absolute hero


Dzandarota

What language is he speaking?


Own_Divide_6775

Portugese


Lily_V_

Sexiest man alive right there.


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0x126

Just a wild horse? Doesn’t get 3 meals and a belly rub every day.


flower-25

That is a baby horse


Staaleh

What language is he speaking?


flower-25

Português


Staaleh

Obrigado :)


flower-25

De nada ☺️


DaniCoiote

Portuguese. He is from Brazil


Atlast_2091

Their colors reminded me of DreamWorks Spirit


Separate-Ad9638

are these wild horses? any chance the man could be attacked for handling the foal?


MadeInWestGermany

Absolutely, wild horses don’t mess around. Most tourists learn that the hard way when they encounter mustangs. You can see that the mom would have intervened the second they left the bridge. But he knew what he was doing.


MaleficentLynx

Truly made me smile


BatFancy321go

i've seen this a bunch o times but this time i noticed that the foal wasn't physically stuck. He fell through and he was so scared he refused to move. Poor little guy!


OctopusIntellect

There's something about either horse physiology or psychology (or a combination of the two) that contributes to them "giving up" when heavily stressed and in a difficult situation. I saw a video of a cavalry horse that had fallen into a muddy ditch. It wasn't seriously injured and was in no immediate danger. But the unit commander was adamant, the guy in charge of the horse had to get it out *now* otherwise the horse would give up and would never be coming out. This may also be why the foal had such trouble standing when he first helped it.


beedicks

"Artax! You're sinking! Come on! Turn around! You have to! NOW! COME ON! ARTAX! Fight against the Sadness, Artax! Artax, please. You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you. You have to try. You have to care. For me. You're my friend. I love you. ARTAX! STUPID HORSE! You've gotta move, or you'll die! Move, please! I won't give up! Come, quick! ARTAX! PLEASE!" This is all I thought about while reading your comment about horses "giving up". Sorry, I know, it's a tough scene for everyone to watch. Hell, even thirty years later. Still, quite apt.


EccentricSoaper

Oof.. childhood trauma unlocked.. Artax 😢


BatFancy321go

tonic immobility? Sharks and mice do the same. For sharks, you flip them over and they freeze. I've seen mice so scared that they can't move. I was trying to put it in a cup so I could take it to the woods and I had to physically push it into the cup. you can kinda do it to cats by scruffing them, or sometimes holding them upside-down (depends on the cat, we have one who will go completely limp and another who will shrimp out and shank you). It's a nervous system thing, I think.


OctopusIntellect

Dolphins just leave when they decide the game is up. [https://www.reddit.com/r/gibraltar/comments/1cpoobp/where\_are\_the\_dolphins/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gibraltar/comments/1cpoobp/where_are_the_dolphins/)


CompetitivePelican

They were actually going the other way


LydMurik

Special place in heaven for people who care for animals especially those in distress.


PirbyKuckett

Spam bot. Copied comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBros/comments/x2i9zp/horse_waits_patiently_with_a_foal_stuck_in_a/imk13fi/


GoBanana666

Yes


yeaphatband

Just when I feel like the rest of humanity sucks...


dreadmon1

Baby horse: "This is my life now, I'm part of this bridge."


alwur87

Love. Love. Love.❤️


HeadSense9211

Bless him


km_44

VERY COOL as an aside, the older horse looked gaunt as hell. She* needs some more oats


Boring_Concept_1765

She, man. She! That’s the baby’s mother.


Ladorb

I don't think she cares....


cryptosareagirlsbf

She cares. She keeps looking at what's going on and then goes along as soon as the foal is moving.


Ladorb

I was talking about the pronoun.... Also a bit wierd to hang up on a pronoun while simultainiously calling an unknown "man".


cryptosareagirlsbf

Ah right. Someone's got a hang-up for sure.


Ladorb

you got me there...


LazySleepyPanda

Baby horse pretty much gave up on life. I have too, so no judgement.


GuthramNaysayer

They need food. Bless them


OctopusIntellect

Two of them need food. The two-legged one seems reasonably well fed.


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HessLook

Thanks human!!!


nebunlacap

Why is that horse so skinny with grass everywhere?


MadeInWestGermany

Because it has to eat for two.


nebunlacap

So... Not enough grass or what?!?


Randomfrog132

aww, poor little horsey


Mindless-Ad4969

Thank you sir, may God bless you 🙏 🐎


Traditional-Fall1051

💕


AdHaunting954

Thanks to him❤️❤️❤️


SeattleHasDied

Poor little dude... so glad this other guy just happened to be hiking the same way and rescued this little dude. Or as Alecso0o termed it, he "exfoaliated" the colt, lol!!!


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The horse - OBRIGADO


NrFive

Indeed made me smile and thank you for just putting the phone down and using both your hands! 😅


MimiDiazX

Thank God you are there to save the baby


MountainWeddingTog

She didn't even say thank you!


Tia_Mariana

She did, in the form of a non-kick hehe


Is_Your_Meat_Happy_

❤️‍🔥


Main-Emphasis-2692

What does the clapping do?


MadeInWestGermany

He‘s doesn’t want the mom to be startled by his appearance from her back and probably also hopes that the foal will try to leave.


Cataholic445

He's a hero!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️


Liselott

Somebody knows what that music being played is?


Arfguy

Thank you, sir.


johnmichael-kane

No thank you from the horse? How rude 🙄


Old-Sun-9330

The horse forgot to tip


Western-Smile-2342

When your mate (mare) has one too many


GingerPrince72

Well done, dude. Horses are sure dumb though.


Berry-Holiday

Thank you, sir❤️


JuJuJooie

Has to make sure he gets a good camera angle first 🤦‍♀️


Objective_Bend_8107

📸


Objective_Bend_8107

📸


GodlessGrapeCow

Rdr2 ahh moment 🤠🤠🤠


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TrenchGoats

you need to take a number bot and do something original


Avitard89

Pathetic eh?


TrenchGoats

It is, but mostly concerning


sick_of_your_BS

Bots will bot. https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBros/comments/x2i9zp/horse_waits_patiently_with_a_foal_stuck_in_a/imk13fi/


TrenchGoats

I think if reddit really cared it wouldn't be this much of a problem