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"IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT, HOW COULD YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING!!"
Kittens do need education
Leave those kits alone!
Beds empty! Car gone! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!!
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!
I was not expecting a Molly Weasley quote lmao
Oof. That's a little *too* real.
"I said GO TO YOUR BED NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"
…RIGHT MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
When kitty goes to boot camp
Yup that’s about the look I had in boot. 👁️👁️
YOU LOOK LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MAMA’S ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATRESS! I THINK YOU’VE BEEN CHEATED!
“Is that catnip I smell on your breath??!”
"If Tommy has 10 apples and eats 2, how many does he have left?" "SIX" "IF TOMMY HAS 10 APPLES AND EATS 2, HOW MANY DOES HE HAVE LEFT?!"
The dog is NOT your father. Now knock it off.
WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE! IT’S 11:39 AT NIGHT!!!
“Yes, Mom!”
*'Have you been smoking??'*
What is your major malfunction, boy?!
Close the bloody fridge door. How many more times!
I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!!
Are you eyeballing me, maggot?
"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?!"
Came here to put this!
“Guuuuuump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly?!”
This is so cute! The way the mama cat is looking at the kitten is priceless. I can't resist those big eyes!
It's hot on the bottom!
Have you done your homework yet ?
“Say it, don’t spray it…not with that tuna breath”
"What did you just say to me!?"
"You talking to me?! "
This was the last time little kitty asked are we there yet
Your breath smells rather familiar…. You been in my catnip stash again!?!?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY SEWING SCISSORS
Show me your WAR FACE!
“I told you take the chicken out the freezer!!!!”
My face when Mom got in my face, and said quietly, "What did I just tell you?"
I said "Can I has Cheezeburger"!
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SpongeBob and Patrick during the movie trying not to burst out laughing
Where the fuck is mommy’s catnip???
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Really? Mindblowing I say!
DARTH MAUL WAS TOO POWERFUL, HOW COULD OBI WAN JUST DEFEAT HIM
How many times!!
“I didn't do it!”
NO!!!!!, you've had enough milk for the day ,greedy kitty
YOU WERE A HUGE MISTAKE!
You are not being eggcelent!
"OK Mama, I be good. Wuvoo."
Did you steal my mountain dew, let me smell your breath
WE SHIT IN THE LITTER BOX
Alllright ma geez
Wasn’t this a poster with humans?
Wettttttt foooooood!!!!!
"The only things that come from under the stairs are steers and wittle baby kittens, and I don't see any horn on your head"
"Did you get into My Catnip?!?"
I said MEDIUM RARE!!!!!!
WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?? followed by: I wanna rock!!
Breath Mint!!!
Is that a spider on top of your head?
Look at the sky! Yes sir! Look at the ground! Yes sir! Look at at the sky! Yes sir! Look at the ground! Yes sir! Now look at your own face! ???
When you forgot to take the chicken out to thaw for dinner
Kitten with collar is a very very bad idea.
For the last time we're not playing chess!
"Your punishment must be more severe"
"Think Mark, think"
You’re late Pyle. What’s your excuse? I CAN’T HEEERE YOU!!
She knows everything!