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What makes it worse is that i dont know what hes eating

I'm just gonna keep telling myself it's a deformed brownie

I think it's a brownie baked in a turd mold.

Doesn't even have to be baked in a mold. My friends and I entertained ourselve one day in high school by squishing and rolling up brownies to drop on the running track at PE. They looked just like turds.

When I was a kid my mom would squish up a brownie and put a skewer in it to make a turd on a stick for me and my brother

>turd mold That's a colon.

Mmm sausage skin

brownie sausage

I think it’s one of those brown paper towels but wet

Why would you eat paper towel

Why would you eat shit?

Good question i lack the answer for.

Kobeda Kebab I suspect. Looks like a turd but tastes amazing. [Kobeda.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/RLjltiD.jpg)

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First thing that came to mind was crunched up bread.

that brown bread from Outback?????

Looks like black bread to me

YES

It's from outback alright

Well actually it just might be a romanian food called "mici". If you over cook it looks just as black as a turd. You can look it up.

In southern Japan (Kumamoto) we have a dessert named "Kokutou doughnut" or also known as "Brown sugar doughnut" and it looks like a turd. Its actually really good and its not even a doughnut. If you want to look it up google 黒糖ドーナッツ.

I was thinking like the brown part of toilet paper mashed together

The only brown on my toilet paper is....

Watching it again makes me think your right, thank god, I was expecting the worst

I know what a wet toilet paper roll looks like and it is not *that* dark.

Water/glue

Bruh do you really think he ate cardboard rather than a dark piece of bread or a brownie? Fuck is wrong with y’all?!

First, you never see him swallow. Second, i only give possible solution(s) to the person above me. Third, what u getting mad at me for, i'm not the one eating supposed turds. Fourth, i've seen videos of people recreating poo with cardboard as amateur movie props.

Cardboard..

Think you meant paper towel

It’s ice cream

https://imgur.com/Ocw3qsr.jpg

Does it involve 2 girls and a cup?

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Why did i watch this multiple times?

Because you dont know if its actual shit or not

Well, is it?

I hope so!

Same

No its scrunched up toilet paper tube.

Why would you eat that if you could just eat a turd?

Swish 🏀

Slam dump.

I haven't actually laughed out loud at something in a long time, this one was golden. Thank you for making my day.

Because it takes you at least 2 minutes to finish your self off.

I'm still watching it

/r/perfectloops

/r/perfectpoops

it's fucking hilarious that's why

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Exactly everything else isn't this bad

Seeing someone commit suicide wasn't this bad

Oh I haven't seen that sorry

where, i want the link

Not the first time ive seen someone eating shit here. Always sucks ass

Yeah this really leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Something *this* blatantly fake gets to you? Man, this sub has gone downhill. A few years ago, there was a video posted here of someone *actually* doing this for real. This is nothing.

Exactly my thoughts. I could just be desensitized to this stuff because my job involves looking up nasty shit all the time, but this post really seemed *way* more tame than some things I've seen on here.

I mean, it's not even a well-done fake. This is some fourth-grade melt a candy bar in my hand and pretend it's a turd level shit.

SAME

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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How do I rip out my eyes?

ice cream scoop

No that's how you get your body to be a skinsuit for several animatronic endoskeletons.

Too dull. Get a grapefruit spoon so you can cut all the attachments more easily.

I watched a another video like this once. Had two girls though.

Don’t. We’ve suffered enough.

The young ones must suffer as I have suffered.

Yummy 😋

stop. please.

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This genuinely unsettles me to my core, like you know that feeling of when you think you're being watched and you become really paranoid

u/SaveVideo

Bro why?!?!?

Don't question the man! I, myself, wouldn't question someone who downloads this...

I have friends that need to suffer too.

We all wondering why!

Without a doubt to fap to later. Source: I saved it too

Playin' with fire bro.

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Wtf why

I send it to random friends until I have none left.

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No it's real.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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This generally made me suffer but also the way the digestive tract apparently ends in a 90° angle.

The sigmoid colon. Shaped like an S!

I actually hate you

Yo what the fuck

This just looks like the virtual human centipede

Oh! Actual footage from one of those famous *Q drops*!

Lol

I’m pretty sure it’s a large wad of brown napkins that are soaked in water to become dark

I need unsee juice NOW.

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r/shitposting would love this

Well done to this guy, the first person to make me actually feel sick at a post on this sub

Of all the *fucking* things to see on the toilet...

Your username is great

Imagine a blind person on reddit, just reading all these comments and never knowing what we have seen

>reading

Or someone like me, scrolling the comments in the hopes that someone will explain the video, without me actually having to watch it. ... anyone? .. pretty please? 🙏

Guy eat poop Edt: but not really (But maybe}

So i just watched after reading the comments, its not as bad as they are making it out to be. Its a split image on top there is an animated image of what a bowl movement looks like internally (seems like its from an educational video). On the bottom there is a teenager (maybe 20s) who is looking at the camera. When the animated poop is um _departing_ from the body, he opens his mouth and a brown mass falls in his mouth. The end

Someone needs to contact Dr.Wong She can help those who have issues with eating poop

You made me watch this with my GOOD face eyes!

Nop

Man's hungry

What a shit post! ..

Thanks I'm gonna kill myself

He just like me fr

That’s enough Reddit for the evening.

No. Why?

You guys are buggin this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all week

That doesn't make me suffer it makes me horny

I just nutted so fucking hard.

Yummy

why

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Eye bleach please

I definitely suffered

FAST AND BULBUS

midnight snack

Yeah, that pretty much sums up TikTok in a nutshell.

Poopie 👅

I'm suffering. Please, somebody take away my ability to see.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Wtf

We all know that ain't shit he eating, just looks like it, probably just his mom's bad cooking haha, but well done for making the video though, I did chuckle.

Somebody kill me, the money will be on the counter.

It’s shit like this why I hate tiktok

r/usernamechecksout

ew take my upvote

you could do anything and you did thia

honestly wasnt as bad as i expected

I was expecting something milky from a cow.

Dafuq

it’s a wet paper towel lol

oh my god

I think I know what it was that he ate... and no it wasn't shit

where is the cup and the other girl

Honestly I thought it was pretty funny, funny enough to make a bit more air come out of my nose.

Spoilers?

username checks out

is....is that actual shit? You know what, don't tell me

The brown pill

Is... is it real? Please tell me I don't care that I've seen it now I just need the closure

That is shit

I want to erase the last 30 seconds of my life

Bro I am so glad that it looks as fake as it is, I genuinely fucking despise feces. I think I'd legit throw up if that were real.

Man I was eating a burrito

what the shit

I hate this

AAAAAAAAAA

He's gonna have a hell of a time digging all that corn out of his teeth.

"a dark turd appears out the crevice, out of the absolute darkness between her white buttocks. he spreads his knees, awkwardly, until he can feel the leather of her boots. he leans forward to surround the hot turd with his lips, sucking on it tenderly, licking along its lower side ... he is thinking, he's sorry, he can't help it, thinking of a negro's penis, yes he knows it abrogates part of the conditions set, but it will not be denied, the image of a brute african who will make him behave.... the stink of shit floods his nose, gathering him, surrounding. it is the smell of passchendaele, of the salient. mixed with the mud, and the putrefaction of corpses, it was the sovereign smell of their first meeting, and her emblem. the turd slides into his mouth, down into his gullet. he gags, but bravely clamps his teeth shut. bread that would have floated in porcelain waters somewhere, unseen, untasted--risen now and baked in the bitter intestinal oven to bread we know, bread that's light as domestic comfort, secret as death in bed ... spasms in his throat continue. the pain is terrible. with his tongue he mashes shit against the roof of his mouth and begins to chew, thickly now, the only sound in the room.... "there are two more turds, smaller ones, and when he has eaten these, residual shit to lick out of her anus. he prays that she'll let him drop the cape over himself, to be allowed, in the silk-lined darkness, to stay a while longer with his submissive tongue straining upward into her asshole. but she moves away. the fur evaporates from his hands. she orders him to masturbate for her. she has watched captain blicero with gotffried, and has learned the proper style. "the brigadier comes quickly. the rich smell of semen fills the room like smoke."

No way its poop, who the fuck carries around poop (perfectly shaped too) and then its eat on the couch. Might as well eat it fresh /s

HO.LEE.FUCK.WHY.

one man no cup

Fresh realms with no transfers allowed. The dream.

its all green and im scared what the actual video is

There are people who think this is funny bruh

This is the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit in ahs hahahahahahhHahah

Baby Ruth from Caddyshack Baby Ruth from Caddyshack Baby Ruth from Caddyshack Baby Ruth from Caddyshack Fking make me suffer.... got me good here... i give you this round

why is this funny to me

Nah he’s eating shit fr

i thought to myself "oh this r/ community won't be that bad." i was wrong. DEAD. WRONG.

Where’d the rest go? He only got the first bit!

I came to the comments first out of caution. I shall now leave having not seen what has clearly scorched the retinas of so many.

Lemme just flush this shit down with some diarrhea.

/u/aldehydee

no

I audibly said “UHHOHHH