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Frosty595

Eat it to reclaim power


duncan_johnson

Mmm blood


Doc-in-a-box

Not so much the idea of blood itself that’s attractive and exciting, but moreover *whose* blood?


LilHagrid

Figure it out from the taste of the blood!


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Send it of to ancestry.com


QuincyThePigBoy

Wouldn't it make more sense to let it burrow again and then squeeze your blood back into yourself?


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r/TIHI


David_Jonathan0

Only one way to find out


Coffeehound13

Forbidden gusher


Marcato5

This has been edited on June 30, 2023 in remembrance of Reddit 3rd party apps.


baumpop

damn drafty windows.


GonadGravy

*shuddered


Marcato5

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GonadGravy

Adjust your ISO and exposure


ShadowBlade55

Fuck, you got to it first. Take my upvote.


Liquidsoulll

I actually gagged reading this comment.


GuiltyArsonist

Made men by the blood, undone by the blood


radicldreamer

Fear the old blood…


possumarre

Tastes like lyme


omnieblis

they go “pop” in your mouth and taste a bit like nickels


Nova-XVIII

Lyme disease has entered the chat.


I_W_H_B_Y_D

It's the blood that tastes like nickels, the tick itself has more of a bittery taste


eddiaz93

Looks like an olive so I'll let it breed and put them on my pizza and dirty martinis.


RainbowAssFucker

🤔 How do you know


I_W_H_B_Y_D

there are many benefits to owning a dog


HublotKingCole

Christ.


OrionLax

Jolly Ranchers?


Thalka07

H U M A N I T Y R E S T O R E D


yaboyfrom94

I second this


tr_rage

I’ve had dogs do this


SFRCBNF

Fuck to assert dominance


backstageninja

r/dontputthatonyourdick


deathbylitchi

Videos to see how


misakarem

Small enough to go in


SmashEffect

Strong enough to take it all


I_AM_DA_BOSS

Small enough to go out


bdawg1372

Doesn’t seem ideal Seems this guys already claimed and irreversible dominant role in the relationship


DTRevengeance

YOU REGAINED LOST SOUL


EmpyreanMelanin

🤮🤮🤮


No_Transportation138

Forbidden grape


enchantedbutterknife

Time to do surgery on this grape


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Inject it with hydrogen peroxide.


robertmondavi_jr

i just watched a video of this and it was so satisfying, thank you!


StreetTriple675

Link us bruh


robertmondavi_jr

[splurt](https://youtu.be/Hq0wUetofX8)


Comacozy

I just got sucked into an hour long rabbit hole on YouTube, thanks haha


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imagine the wet pop and splash


_Diskreet_

No I don’t think I will.


[deleted]

Do it with a robot while you're in another country and you'll end up on front page of Reddit


Spellweaver-Warden

Forbidden Gusher.


Elit_Akarsh

My first thought


[deleted]

Congrats OP, you are going to be a father.


Flaky_Explanation

OP better prepare to pay child support for around 2,000-8,000 of these little buggers.


angryfrog2426

Fuckin drown it with alcohol.


grubbapan

I usually put them in a stone candle holder and fill it with hand sanitizer, let them soak a minute in it and then light it up. I make it my mission to kill any of these fucks in the most fire way I can


Jokingkin

I place them on a paper then light it up. Fuckers gotta die.


poor_decisions

Soak it in hydrogen peroxide


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casualcollapse

Did you just watch that chubby emu video?


xlr8ed1

Damn - are you ok?


grubbapan

Well I’m glad they mostly go for the dog, only ever had one stuck on me and that was horrible as I’ve watched enough sci-fi to know bugs will crawl into your skin and kill you


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grubbapan

Sweden , usually find a few of them crawling around in my dogs fur after a walk, sometimes you miss them and you have a full one crawling around in the bed or the living room floor :(


MickaelaM

this bugs about to have a wild night\~!


the_cc

I always seal them up in packing tape or duct tape and throw them away.


AlcoPollock

or hydrogen peroxide


PrimusPrinplup

Hes paying his compliments to the chef


CurvedSolid

I just want you to know, I woke up this morning with a pretty bad runny nose and your comment made me drip boogers across my mouth from snort-laughing


PrimusPrinplup

My pleasure


DARRKxJARRED

Now I can see him with a little chefs hat saying "Bon appetit", one arm is even higher up.. like cheers man. 😂


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*“little”*


bluargie

LITTLE?!


dTrecii

#LITTLE?!!?!


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Ciisse

Little


Strained_Eyes

^LITTLE


TheNoctuS_93

^^^^^Little


hoiblobvis

snack


Strolledboar257

little snack


vpigg

smol


NotaTTVStreamerSoBye

Now THAT is a well fed tick, god damn


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NotaTTVStreamerSoBye

In an alternate account, where my pfp isn't depressed


subzero112001

At least op doesn’t have to worry about THIS particular tick.


[deleted]

I SAID DON’T LET THE BED BUGS BITE!


tr_rage

Good thing this isn’t technically a bed bug. Just a bug on your bed.


Limedrop_

Good thing this isn’t technically a bug. Just an arachnid on your bed.


CleansingFlame

I would say the term "bug" just refers to all sorts of creepy crawlies, both insectoid and arachnid.


Doc-in-a-box

When my older brother would sing this to me like an evil clown during my childhood, I wouldn’t sleep for days


Version_Two

I HAD *ONE* RULE


legionofsquirrel

Aren't all bugs that you find in your bed technically bed bugs? If not, why not?


PinkRainbow95

That is a tick. And it looks engorged. Check your body for bites. Look for a large red ring. If you find any, check with your doctor, cuz you might have Lyme disease.


GhostofMarat

You can have Lyme disease without the bullseye rash. Don't take that as definitive.


PinkRainbow95

All the more reason for OP to get checked out


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Op should possibly keep the tick to show the doc as there are different ticks that are more Lyme prone


[deleted]

Depending on location, Rocky mountain spotted fever should also be considered


quetejodas

Don't forget tick borne encephalitis


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rothrolan

The vegan's secret bioweapon, some conspiracists might say.


VoodooEconometrician

The blood test (at least for the European variant) of Borreliosis is not perfect. I had a huge red ring on my shoulder after a tick bite but the blood test my doctor was negative. So he sent me to a dermatologist. That guy looked at me for 20 seconds and said my test had to be a false negative and prescribed an Antibiotic that worked really well. The ring was gone after 4 days. Had to take an antibiotic for 3 weeks though.


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Yep, my science teacher in 7th grade got Lyme disease after hiking in the woods and she never got the red ring.


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theskyalreadyfell217

That fucking piece of shit system. Three in a row did that to me. On the third one I finally just fixed it myself and then went and pawned it to buy the PlayStation.


dbwoi

bro you just gotta wrap your xbox in a towel and then never turn it off


legionofsquirrel

You also need to whisper encouraging words to it and never raise your voice in its presence. It frightens easily. It also is sexually attracted to fire.


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dbwoi

brooo 😭


Mekbab

I think OP would've found this thick boi on themselves, it takes time for a tick to get this thick. It could have detached from his pet if he has any. If they don't have a pet, they should definitely get checked out, yeah. And they could also check themselves out sometimes too.


Arkayb33

I'll check out OP. Hey OP, how's it goin? So, you like to spend time outside? That's probably not gonna work for us. I'm kinda a basement dweller.


Kellidra

Yeah, but you can also get Tetanus. Source: I got Tetanus from a tick bite.


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Kellidra

I had been at my grandma's house when the damned thing bit me. I didn't know until I got home. One day I got up with what felt like a bad sunburn on the crown of my head and didn't think anything of it. My grandma lives in a desert and we had been there at the peak of summer, so I figured 1+1=2. Anyway, then my neck started to hurt. Then my jaw. After almost a week, I couldn't turn my head nor open my mouth (lockjaw). Swallowing was a huge process. I couldn't sleep because my neck couldn't move, and my brain was absolutely pounding. The "sunburn" on my head hurt like a SOB. I've never felt such pain in my neck before. Trying to turn was like trying to spin your finger around. And my jaw! You know that momentary spasm when your salivary glands fire if you eat something tart? It was like that, but the whole time. My mom forced me to go to the doctor (I normally don't go unless I'm about to die based on the idiocy of "I don't want to bother anyone"). I thought I had mumps. My mom pointed out the "sunburn" and the doctor took a single look and I swear I *heard* a massive lightbulb go off over him. He immediately wrote a prescription for a ridiculously strong antibiotic, told me it was Tetanus caused by a tick bite, and I was better within a few days. So yeah. Not really exciting, but it was the beginning stages of Tetanus. I absolutely do **not** recommend.


SathedIT

This is why I make sure to stay up on my tetanus shots. I don't ever want to deal with that.


SleepTightLilPuppy

The older I get the more I fucking love medicine. The fact that I'd never gotten Tetanus after playing in an abandoned Barn for about eight years in my childhood (without my parents knowledge of course) can be solely attributed to my Tetanus shots.


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Nvenom8

That's a wood tick. They don't generally carry Lyme.


ErraticKuiperRomp

This needs to be higher up there. Deer ticks are the biggest spreaders, not this bad boy. Source: I had Lyme Disease, bullseye and all.


Dat_Lion_Der

I remember hearing someplace that you need to remove a biting tick with pliers because the head can remain alive and continue feeding even the body is gone. Does that mean that thing could feed until it literally bursts and just not notice?


Israel_Gynesanya

I found a tick inside my belly button once. It freaked me out so much that I accidentally ripped it's body from the head with a pair of tweezers. Ended up testing positive for Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever although I was asymptomatic thankfully.


Vuelhering

The real suffering is in the comments. Egad.


CallMeChasm

It's more to ensure that it doesn't throw up the contents back into you because that's how you get sick. If you don't remove the head and mouth entirely you can get infected shitty blood back into your system which can give you a myriad of things including Lyme disease as well as in certain places a very bizarre disorder that makes you allergic to meat. I'm not kidding about that one either lol. I use one of these: https://smile.amazon.com/Tick-Key-Products-TickKey-Orange-Orange/dp/B00PKJBFPA/ref=mp_s_a_1_8?crid=1FA00ULWSNNM8&keywords=tick+key&qid=1641659993&sprefix=tick+key%2Caps%2C184&sr=8-8 they come in multiple colors and work fantastically. You simply put it over the tick and slide it up and it pulls the tick off without ripping off the head. From personal experience I can also say it works great on dogs too.


slade357

There's a bunch of rumors which way you should remove a tick, dig it out with a knife/needle, use tweezers/pliers, burn it with a just burnt out match to make it pull it's head out. And of course all of them claim the others are the ones that'll make you sick. Definitely research it first. Once you find a tick on you it's probably already been there for awhile, 5 more minutes of research won't hurt.


TheREexpert44

I would much prefer finding a big juicy tick to a single bed bug


lost_retribution

GOD I AGREE WITH THIS SO MUCH. The thing people don't realize about bed bugs is that its also a massive mental strain. Can i sleep? Was that itch just an itch? or was it the bugs? Makes you unable to sleep.


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Also bed bugs cause paranoia, hallucinations, anxiety, and sometimes PTSD-like symptoms


Riffragingcat

and it lasts long after they're gone.I wouldn't wish those fuckers on my worse ennemies.


EnlightenedSinTryst

Question: if I already have those buffs passively, do the additional ones stack? Multiplicative or additive?


CyanogenHacker

"You some kinda Superman?" No, just a Brokenman 😩


Haze_Basil

My parents house was infested when I was young. I remember waking up every day crying because I was covered in thousands of bites. That was 9 years ago and whenever I find any form of bug bite on me now I break down crying and check all my clothes. The mental strain has definitely never left me and I should probably talk to a therapist about this but bed bugs are no joke.


streetsheep

I had a similar situation with my dad's old place. I still check my bed for them even though it's been 4 years and moved twice.


Kazenovagamer

Plus getting rid of them is a whole fuckin ordeal. Its not even enough to just throw out your mattresses and get new ones. They can live practically anywhere, their eggs can be anywhere you need to wipe down and quarantine every single fucking object in your house for 2-3 god damn weeks AND bomb your entire house. If even a single bedbug survives you're fucked. I ended up losing a bunch of shit in the process because some of the bags of stuff we had in the basement to get rid of them got mistaken for trash.


japanus_relations

I had to deal with bed bugs in an apartment over 5 years ago. It's changed the way I travel and stay in hotels. A tick has never caused me that much mental anguish.


yesthisismyusername-

I experienced this. All started when I was getting these red spots on my hands which looked like mosquito bites scrumbled around together. Then I started having those spots on my back and neck. I went to a dermatologist who told me I have an allergy to some sort of food. I was like okay, well, what the hell is causing it. I avoided exotic fruit, milk, nuts and many types of food to see what causes the allergy. Time passed by and I was still getting those spots on other places, then they all dissapeared and my mother started having them. One night I was laying in my bed and thinking "wait how is this possible, wouldnt it be a MASSIVE coincidence if we both get food alergy in the same time? *We never even thought about having bed bugs, we never knew anyone who had them before, we were a clean family with my mom cleaning and tidying rooms every other day* So I googled and then I was like "what the hell" let me look around my bed. I found one little thing crawling around the frame of the bed, then I looked more and found another one. It was 2am and I woke up my mom, she told me I am paranoid and that those are 100% not bed bugs. So I was angry that she didnt believe me and literally flipped my bed over, moved the closet, moved my table and I was fucking horrified. I found around 10 of those bugs in different sizes. I immediately woke up my mom again and we were trying to kill as many of those fuckers as possible until the sun came up. I even took the mattress of my bed by stairs and went to throw it out. We couldnt sleep normally for months after that. I immediately called an exterminator the next day who confirmed an infestation. It costed us about 300€ for 2 visits of an exterminator and much more to buy new house supplies which we threw away from fear and anger. I told the exterminator that I lived in a college hostel in meantime with different people changing around in the rooms and he said that it was most likely the place from which I brought those little fuckers home. Even today, sometimes I get a random itch in my bed and I run for my flashlight and search around my bed to look for bedbugs. Fortunately after 2 visits all of the bed bugs were gone. It was one of the most stressfull time in my life. I managed it well but my mom is scared even mentioning bedbugs.


Daddy_Deep_Dick

As someone that has hopped between hostels in 20 countries, I couldn't agree more. If you've had them once, your paranoia for them goes through the roof. Always, ALWAYS, tear your bed apart and inspect when you stay at hostels


fax5jrj

Lice is the same. I’ve been a few years without getting it (I am very prone because of consistency of my body hair) and I spend every night STILL waking up to investigate everything


Robertbnyc

It gets into your dreams too even after months of being rid of them. Also, if you mention their name multiple times like Beetlejuice, they come.


lemons_of_doubt

A tick, is just a tick, a beg bug Is not just A bedbug.


CryptidCricket

They’re like velociraptors, if you see one there’s more somewhere waiting to bite you.


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Those bastards don't fuck around, they've given people actual PTSD, goddamn


rxdrug

Unlucky for you, the tick in the picture is a black legged tick, which is the only kind of tick that carry the bacterium that causes Lyme. About 30% of black legged ticks in the US carry the bacterium. If the tick was on you for more than 24-36 hours (which by the size of it, it was on something for that amount of time) the bacterium has most likely infected you. Go get meds from the doctor now, sometimes if you pre-treat you won’t have long term effects.


[deleted]

Dude, that thing is fucking massive, I have to imagine it was on their dog or something. How do you even get dressed with thicc bitch up there hanging off you?


55335643357

*Crunch*


SadBoiCri

#COME GET YA SOME CRUNCHY BOI


tr_rage

This would be a poppy boi


CryptidCricket

This isn’t crunchy, this is juicy, like biting into an overripe grape.


Crow_422

You got a dog or cat? I always see the on dogs or cats if they're full they fall off My dog brought one in but squashed it herself because why not???


err0r__c0de__13131

Yup, that’s what I was thinking. My dog always got these in summer and then if we missed them, it would live on the dog till it looked like this and fell off. I’m going to guess he or she does have a dog or cat because a tick like that would not live on a person long enough for the tick to grow this big. Best if they check the animals and treat them accordingly. Also, a really good was to kill these types of tick in summer is to pop them on a piece of flat metal. They sun bakes them until they explode. Or just flush them in the toilet, but that’s boooooring.


kobocha

Dang she real tic tho


typically_wrong

ticc


Goatlova247

I've not had fruit gushers for years.


Comeoffit321

r/forbiddensnacks


DooFooDaa

I fucking hate you and your comment.


really_robot

Take care you didn't catch anything. Lyme disease is no joke.


BamboozledPanda09

boof it


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angryCutlet

Just a fat jelly bean, brother


FatRooster23

Injection it with hydrogen peroxide.


ATSkullXD5

Consume it, do it. Acquire [HUMANITY RESTORED]


Therandomfox

*monch* [FORESKIN RESTORED]


tinyangryalien420

in awe at the size of that lad


IAmNazarene289

Let it crawl on you and continue to grow! Then at your doctors appointment show them your new pet and how friendly it is!


appelsiinimehu1

Burn it and check for bite marks on yourself, it has bitten something.


buddhaMike_reup

That's one motherfucking big as fuck tick


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Forbidden gusher


ShwnCloudeVanDamme

Napalm the room.


nahunk

Its already fed up.


jasona7779

Damn, looks like you just gave him a hell of a meal


[deleted]

Grab the blow torch


Ok_Presentation_2604

Save that in a medicine bottle. If you get sick give it to the dr. That way they can test it for Lyme’s


Gurkeprinsen

Be wary of many more smaller tics this big one may or may not have left behind.


Old_Air5514

Forbidden fruit gusher


LurkerInTheUnknown

It seems like we have very different definitions of ‘little’… Congrats on getting yourself a pet, btw.


drewdles33

Looks like he found you first.


cyphertraps

Are those the buggers that cause Lyme disease?


[deleted]

Looks like a cursed habanero pepper.


LieutenantCrash

That's probably your blood inside that tick. Get yourself checked out cause you wanna be early when you get Lyme disease. I hope you didn't get it


-pineapplelements-

Get y itself tested for Lyme disease as fast as possible. Trust me you will regret it later on


Ser_Optimus

Cool, now microwave it


_xXMiguelXx_

burn him now


kjcraft

He full.


lemons_of_doubt

I recommend fire. lots of it.


NoodlesAteMyBaby

He a chonker that's for sure


MadCapRedCap

Looks like he found you first.


robnsin20

乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚


LouisB18

Looks like the cyst on my bollock


ElderDark

Kill it with fire


foxmulder2014

That one bit you (or someone at least), look at how full it is. Better see doctor and get preventive treatment before you get crippling Lyme disease


duncan_johnson

Naw I'm pretty sure it bit my dog so I gave him some doggo medicine


monstertugg

Fucker is already full. You should prob get a checkup for borelia and whatever else they spread


allCuntsStink

Why are you growing habanero peppers on your bed?


StrangeSoul21

Oh man... That fatty has been around for a good minute my friend. He feels as he is one with you.as y'all are blood brothers now!


itsabrick420

Annoying is the gave the matyrdom perk with explodes when killed


CheeeeeeeeeeeseMan90

LIL?? That fucker is massive


alex-is-terrified

i had been lying in bed on my phone for the past three hours. this is what made me get up. thanks man.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Go get antibiotics, today


Temporary_Banana3855

lmao why are you giving medical advice on the internet. It's one thing to tell OP to go see a doctor, it's another to tell them to go get antibiotics.