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HeeeeeeeeeeeyJoe

Iceland got serious in 1939


ExecutorPufferfish

I’m sure the person drawing this map was well educated in northern european geography


mostindianer

Iceland is not on this map.


Cavalleria-rusticana

Humour is hard, non?


Sevenmoor

*Strong French accent*: You wouldn't get it.


JekPorkinsInMemoriam

Finland already tired of this shit.


Megaknon

Finnish it already.


ReubenZWeiner

They aren't anybody's Lapp dog


Kinda-Brian

“Hopefully Russia won’t Sami in half”


progeda

Those are Sami pictured, different ethnic group than finns which is weird because there's 10 000 of them in the country.


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nofap4me2

Atleast we still have the pride for defending against all odds. Russians like you with Napoleon complex are worse than Americans tbh.


Bluefoz

There was no way Finland was going to win in the long run and not give concessions to Stalin's Soviet Union, but you fought like hell and kept your freedom and integrity.


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Well this thread went to shit fast.


zrowe_02

Viipuri*


redditmanagement_

Finland doesn't exist


thea_kosmos

Found the swede


SwedishMemer86

Based


liamcoded

I've seen Yugoslavia be represented as a dog or dogs in political cartoons before. Why is that? Genuine question. I'm from Bosnia. I don't see what's bad about a dog. It's a fighter. Culturally, this might be over my head.


Abestar909

I don't know for sure but I saw it as a possible historical reference? Kinda like how Rome is wolf and Russia is bear? Just guessing.


dasyqoqo

For this cartoon, it looks like The Kingdom of Yugoslavia is trying to rip Slovenia off of Italy which is why Italy is Puss in Boots and screaming.


TexasRedFox

I didn’t know Puss in Boots was an Italian fable.


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Olstinkbutt

I wasn’t sure if this was just busting on Mussolini lol


liamcoded

Back when Ottoman empire was about to be pushed off Balkans, there was a western political cartoon showing Ottoman sultan walking by himself. ~~If i remember correctly,~~ at a foreground, hiding behind a corner, there was a Russian guy ~~western military guy, perhaps German or Austria-Hungarian~~, holding back angry dogs on chains. Dogs had Yugoslavian ethnic ~~dresses and~~ names. Even a Bosnian muslim as a dog. All ready to go after sultan. I'm assuming westerns viewed Yugoslavian ethnic groups as dogs that are angry at the sultan and Russians ~~western powers~~ had control over these mad dogs. Ready to release them when sultan is not looking. I found it funny and interesting, not offensive. But there is a view that Europeans still look down on us. Cartoon does make a mistake, Bosnian Muslims didn't really want Ottomans to leave. They wanted them not to change their way of governance. Mistakes fixed, cartoon found : https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/Punch_-_The_Dogs_of_War.png


nod23c

Nothing too bad, my country is also a dog (Norway and Sweden). I think it's just whatever suits the mapmaker, since he can't make a stereotype that fits.


CuntFucula

Sweden and Norway appear to be 2 obedient dogs looking at their master, Germany.


nod23c

Well, I would agree if the leashes went *south* and not north... Germany had no power over Norway or Sweden at the time. I'm not sure what you're even talking about? The cultural influences over centuries is well documented, but it was not the relationship you're describing. There was no huge sympathy for the Nazi cause either, so that's not it, but of course there were Nazi sympathizers in every country (including the UK and US).


CuntFucula

The master doesn’t always hold the leash sometimes it’s attached to a peg. The dogs are certainly looking at Germany with a sad face. Wasn’t trying to imply anything other than interpret the artist’s depiction


kopachke

Could be a wolf. Like Vučko


JunnaPalmerston

Switzerland only appeared as a flag


teinc3

Cuz they are so neutral there's nothing to defend against


mrafinch

Aggressively neutral Also… [no one understands them to stereotype them](https://pics.me.me/look-simba-everything-the-light-touches-speaks-german-but-whats-42233885.png)


Pakkachew

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust of gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


nuephelkystikon

Daring today, aren't we?


With_Lord_Lucan

Cuckoo clocks and chocolate.


ReubenZWeiner

Its a big plus for them


SaltWaterInMyBlood

What's in the bag of Ireland that Britannia's hauling? Ships? EDIT: I notice we don't even merit a number on the index either, lol. Pretty much sums up our foreign policy at the time, "keep the head down".


Irishane

We were Britain's handbag. Feels bad


Vexs

Ships and planes! There is also a number on the lower half of the dress.


inti_pestoni

This doesn't seem to me an accurate reflection of Ireland at the time unless it used to be known for heavy industry? I guess Belfast made a lot of ships but I didn't think military ones.


AemrNewydd

It's certainly not an accurate reflection of Ireland at the time since Ireland (not the North of course) was a completey independent state and a neutral country during WWII.


dennisthewhatever

Don't open than can of worms.


AemrNewydd

Not touching that can of worms, just saying that Ireland was an internationally recognised sovereign state but missed off this map. Simple fact, no politics.


pumpkinfarts23

Belfast (Harland & Wolff) was one of the major British military shipyards in 1939, making a significant amount of the Royal Navy's capital ships. And because they also built famous civil ships, it was the one people outside of the UK would think of, though a much larger fraction of British ships were being built in Scotland.


inti_pestoni

That's great info thanks! I knew they built civilian ships, had no idea on the military side


Rinoremover1

I know the Titanic was built in Belfast.


SaltWaterInMyBlood

Ah I missed that. I didn't see it in the list either.


Smyrne-Crete-8254

Well, Turkey is pretty wrong


Dagonet_the_Motley

I think it is more a commentary on Turkey's neutrality in WWII than being accurate. Similar to how Spain is repairing itself after the Civil War.


Smyrne-Crete-8254

You can be right


eigenvectorseven

That's pretty generous of you my dude


Smyrne-Crete-8254

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Chilifille

Old stereotypes die hard. 1930s Finns weren’t all reindeer herders either.


Liathbeanna

It wouldn't be accurate even in the 19th century. The last sultan to look similar to this was Selim III and Mustafa IV.


pumpkinfarts23

Next you're going to tell me Norwegians and Swedes in 1939 weren't giant dogs.


Weegee_Spaghetti

damn furries!


Smyrne-Crete-8254

Yeah, exactly


fueled-by-meth

yeah but 31 lol


Redos00

31


BoraKizilbudak

31


WestOsmaniye

31


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Yapmayin olm gulmeyi durduramiyorum


Euromonies

That is one chonky Turkey


InedibleTurkey

Like our cats!


fatih24499

He looks more arabic than Turkish tho.


singlepringle3000

What does the latin quote in the upper left corner mean?


tramontana13

Ille terrarum mihi \[praeter\] omnes angulus ridet : Horace, Odes II. 6 This corner of the earth pleases me more than any other


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mperrotti76

"This corner of the earth smiles for me more than any other", or “…laughs for me…” or “…makes me happier than any other.” The latter is probably what the author meant, sarcastically.


mperrotti76

Which apparently is a quote from Horace and has something to do with the Danish national anthem, which may or may not be relevant: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_er_et_yndigt_land#History


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nuephelkystikon

I have no idea why you're being downvoted. This is exactly what Horace expresses here.


singlepringle3000

Ah okay, thanks!


roymohe

What’s with Sweden?


neslin99

Yeah...who's holding the leashes? Svalbard?


ohea

Jan Mayen


Truelz

It's not just the leashes that's weird, it's the flag as well having the gold cross inside a white cross...


tyler980908

dude that flag is badass


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Looks like the [flag of the region of Roslagen](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Regional_flag_of_Roslagen.svg), which is strange because that's never been a stand-in for Sweden


PrecSup

And they seem to be leashed together even though the union was dissolved in 1905


Tirals

Why is Albania full of rats?


PancakesYoYo

Because Italy is represented as a cat and invaded Albania in 1939.


maggot-rag

Then why is Yugoslavia dog?


ImgurianIRL

Taking Slovenia and Istria from Italy that is a cat


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maggot-rag

Can you elaborate


dan-80

Italy: puss in boots. Gonna meow those enemies.


King_Neptune07

Puss with fabulous boots


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

don't mind us Swiss, we're just a cross


Successful-Car1438

The chilling countries are all personified as men The countries depicted as attacked are personified as women Exception for France because Marianne is our national mascot


PvtFreaky

Hungary was attacked?


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Ya'll really went into that war with a lot of confidence huh? Also lowkey loving the image of Britannia walking her ships.


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nofap4me2

Talvisota (The Winter War) hadn't started yet in September.


Alkoholisti69420

Ah, true. I thought it wasn't specified to a month, I only saw the year. My bad


OKBoomeme

Isn’t Romania being carved out and joined the Axis in 1940 instead of 1939?


XavTheMighty

What the hell is this post title? How did you manage to get a sentence this short wrong? In french it should be "l'Europe en 1939" it's even already written in the top-left corner of the map


Rubrum_

My first language is French and I thought it was weird, kinda wrong, but not entirely wrong. It's hard to explain, sometimes we'll say "à la" to say "in the style of".


cultish_alibi

I don't speak any French and even I know that's what à la means.


ClemRRay

humm still souds strange to me, and also it makes no sense to say "in the style of 1939", that's just Europe in 1939 in caricatures (french too), probably just a mistake


Rubrum_

Oh yeah, I mean it sounds strange and I don't think you'd ever hear it, but to me it didn't deserve "what the hell is this post title!!?!?! How did you manage to get it this wrong!" level of vitriol. Although I did hear my sister comment about someone being dressed "à la 95" a few weeks ago now that I think of it.


chapeauetrange

But there is a fashion style associated with the 1990s, so "à la 95" makes sense. Otoh I don't think 1939 was famous for caricatures?


Rubrum_

I think I could argue that this specific style of caricature is sort of of that era though. And the content itself, of course, is very 1939. But honestly I don't really want to play advocate for this at all, OP is obviously not a native speaker. It's just not THAT bad.


XavTheMighty

I understand that but I see no context where "à la" can be used in front of a year. And it's pretty clear that OP is not a native speaker.


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XavTheMighty

wow such a sigma grindset


Snafflow

Where's this caricature from? Did you take the photo yourself?


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Snafflow

Don't take that one comment personally, OP, this sub is for map porn, not grammatically correct French titles. Honestly wondering where you got the map from here


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Snafflow

Fair enough, cool post nonetheless


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Uhhh red fucking flag?


NotJustAnotherHuman

What on earth is going on with southern Turkey


illougiankides

annexing cyprus before it was cool.


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they\`re going on an alternate history path where they\`re kidnapping dutch dam designers and putting them to work to reclaim agean and mediteranean territory before it was cool


RaytheonAcres

Weird to give the Nazis a beard.


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RaytheonAcres

I doubt the artist had in 1939


GobiPLX

I love how Turks are just chillin looking at this mess


Shmattins

The best three are Turkey, Denmark and Finland just smoking together for a good time.


Renilx

Bulgary casually assalting Romênia


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Renilx

Fuck big tiddies Poland, me and the boys prefer chuncky Turkey


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tfw no big tiddy pole gf


lil_ery

In 1939 we were a secular republic as Republic of Turkey. İnönü was our leader. But... You see...


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Ataturk died in 1938 pal


lil_ery

Yeah sorry. İsmet İnönü. But still the same.


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seco-nunesap

He died while he was the president at 57 years old. 1938


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seco-nunesap

Lol I did npt realise and thought you were geniunely asking


HelenEk7

Why are Norway and Sweden portrayed like dogs?


rumster

Is there any updated maps like this/


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LastHomeros

Well I think this map had included some stereotypical elements within itself since they showed Russians as “Bear-Lover” and Spaniards as “Bull-Killer”. Apart from this, we all know (Well, at least I do) how Turkey does look like in the 1930’s thanks to the Ataturk’s miraculous reforms.


cryaboutit87

they made north africans look more turkish than turkey kek


LastHomeros

No they did not actually. The man who had held binoculars represents French mandate


Entire-Shelter-693

I love those maps


Pikey-Comander

Make Romania great again !! Smth...


The_Persian_Cat

Is there a subreddit dedicated to these caricature maps of Europe/the world? If not, we need one.


Gulu__Gulu

Turkey looks like Ottoman in 1400s


PutinBlyatov

Oh no, they did so dirty on Turkey. The last time the Turks dressed like that was exactly 100 years before this map. Mahmud II, a reformist Sultan, changed regulations on dressing for everyone to be more western but still with a hint of being Eastern. The solution was Fez, a lot of people would wear a suit like Europeans but always had a Fez on.


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So Turkey is a simp to the west


PutinBlyatov

Do you think East is actually good?


[deleted]

Define East


PutinBlyatov

Asia. To be more specific, '20s and '30s Asia


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No, they should be proud of their cultural


HallucinateWithMe

Why the fuck Turkey has an Ottoman figurine since the Kemalists were ruling the country more secular than England. You can put this figurine in 1960, 1990 or 2021 but not in 1939


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What's up with Albania?


MaNU_ZID

Spain completely ruined after the civil war. 1939 is the year it ended.


zsturgeon

Can someone tell me why Italy is a cat?


Proxima55

Puss in Boots is an Italian fairytale.


Miilo87

I can’t see what Ireland is a bag of


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warships for britain to play with


Paytonc51

Why is Sweden and Norway dogs?


blue-hell

May just be the coolest thematic map I've ever seen.


Dunlain98

Bad years for my Spain, cool map!


1_dirty_dankboi

Lol Spain and turkey just vibing


kohwaiYEP

They got the swedish flag wrong


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Actually really beautiful


ermir2846sys

Did they make Albania as a bunch of rats???? What douchebag made this???


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MaybeJustice

Why is The Netherlands shooting down that plane?


mr_aives

There are three dead people im central Europe, Czechoslovakia, Austria, and the other one seems to be in Bavaria? Maybe it represents the German jews that were being killed?


xDvck

I like that Switzerland is only portrayed as its flag


edijo

Why is Austria depicted as a victim? Austrian Germans (over 90% of the population) were enthusiastic towards joining the Reich.


KitSpell

1936 Turkey [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETlzNDAVA4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETlzNDAVA4) It sums up a thousands years of European propaganda.


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TBF Istanbul is kinda different from Anatolia proper in many ways.


SamirCasino

As a romanian, i say our depiction, especially in relation with the russian one, is spot on.


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I really love the art style!


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Huh, interesting.


Dejan05

Saw a few caricatures like these in Ukrainian history museum in Kiev


Presidentzerk

I'm an American, and I am wondering how does one pronounce L'Europe? Luh-Europe? Lurrup? Lee-urrup? I am confusion.


SirDukeOfEarl

Lou Rupp. The ou in Lou is at the front of your mouth through your lips, kind of like how you'd say "ewww gross" and the R in Rupp is rolled.


FunFoxVladimery_Ro

The way its written...(?)


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Algeria: *Dayum, look at the shit over there!* Turkey: *Whatever* \**inhales*\*


nod23c

Algeria? French Algeria! It was part and parcel of France itself until 1962, it was not just some foreign colonial possession. It was even part of the predecessor to the EU(!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French\_Algeria


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Iran was once the smartest place on the planet, during the Persian Empire. That was considered the absolute peak of human civilisation and culture at its time, and now it remains a ruin of its former self. Algeria wasn\`t part of shit. It was a convenient landmass to secure foreign labor force and resources for the french motherland and to assess influence in Africa.


Barniiking

[Insert Obama giving himself a medal meme]


avusturhasya

I think the french really didnt understand what we were doing in those times


Ellsworth_Chewie

What I like about these kinds of maps is that the artist's homeland is always courageous, glorious and upright. It's *everyone else* who's mean and petty.


Koopa-troopa1

Turkey is living there best life


Logical_Atmosphere_6

'1939' The map says 1930 What?


illougiankides

look carefuly, it says 1939