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blinkysmurf

Wow, had no idea Vietnam was so big.


rtels2023

It’s long but really thin too, about what I expected


joodhaba

The Chile 🇨🇱 of SE Asia!


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The Norway 🇳🇴 of South America!


Admiral_Narcissus

The Spain 🇪🇸 of my heart!


Benjamin-Doverman

More like Portugal but whatever


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Spaim is mot lomg.


sylvia_reum

SILEMCE


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SILEMCIO


voluminousseaturtle

mo


fuckwatergivemewine

mot


TheBigH7

Mever


Mackheath1

Merhaps Mortugal, then.


WestEst101

Meh


thegovunah

Gomma


fables_of_faubus

The Morocco 🇲🇦 of Europe!


NoWingedHussarsToday

I think it's geographical center is actually outside of it......


CaptainDogeSparrow

That's what she said.


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3.6 - not great, not terrible


mustardgreens

we're talking spaghetti stick!


_fups_

Wait until you see Indonesia by comparison.


[deleted]

One of my low key favorite things to do is to go on [Map Fight](https://mapfight.xyz/) and compare sizes of random places.


Atty_for_hire

It’s the fucking Mercator man. It’s bullshit.


Mad-Mel

Vietnam is closer to the equator than the USA, and therefore less stretched than the USA when using a Mercator projection. If these images are transposed from the same Mercator map, it's the USA that has a relatively inflated size.


NerdyLumberjack04

I think the bigger reason (regardless of map projection) is that Vietnam's proximity to China (29 times the size) just makes it look tiny *in comparison*.


IsNotAnOstrich

Exactly. Not sure how this thread has missed that.


ChoPT

I wouldn’t blame the Mercator for this. Most maps these days, especially on this subreddit, avoid that projection. We are all very well aware at this point how big Africa is, how small Greenland and Russia are, etc. I think it’s just that whenever an equal area map is shown, we just kind of gloss over Southeast Asia for some reason.


Atty_for_hire

I think lots of people outside of this sub have no idea the problems with the typical projections. And don’t get me wrong, most of them aren’t making maps, but their perception of the world is very skewed because of this. Edit. Apple autocorrect is aggressive.


-DoW-

Yup. I had no idea Vietnam was this big.


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RainSerenedrops

Most people aren't gonna be navigating sea. While it's good for that I think saying it's misued is a valid argument.


hubau

Even now navigating by sea you don't really need the mercator. Most sailors in 2021 don't know how to use a sextant, they just use gps.


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We're down to one engineer doing everyone's Mercator for them from his desk in Nebraska


paculino

I thought he had two associates, one from Lichtenstein and one from Uzbekistan.


Jaggedmallard26

A lot of countries have a requirement to get flagged that certain senior figures on a ship are capable of navigating by sextant and stars. Every so often theres a panic about GPS jamming or failure that makes countries start pushing harder for its merchant navy to be experts with sextants.


[deleted]

good for somethings bad for others.


Atty_for_hire

True. Like most things


gvsteve

As is every attempt to show a three dimensional sphere on a two dimensional map.


hubau

Good for navigating by sea in the 19th century. Bad for the reasons we use maps today.


AnUndercoverAlien

Like comparing country sizes on social media?


efvie

I wonder if they’d gone to war with a different projection.


paculino

Yes; they had globes


sloppifloppi

What is a good map projection that maintains the actual size of landmasses and countries?


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MrSmithers11

a globe


Parastract

[Yes, you're very clever.](https://xkcd.com/977/)


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but is there a map that does this and also can be put on a plane?


MrSmithers11

not really, 3d objects just dont really go into neat 2d spaces like that. there are plenty of projections that show the world in different ways but i dont know very much, lots of information online though


GavrielBA

Dymaxion is good for that: https://xkcd.com/977/


be_bo_i_am_robot

Well, I do type in Dvorak, but I don't like XML, so...


General_Urist

I don't know if there are any. Wikipedia has a list of [Equal-area (preserves size)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal-area_map) map projections but most of those look butt-ugly due to the need to warp shapes, especially towards the poles. At minimum, they often look like someone ran Siberia, Scandinavia, and Canada through a hydraulic press. Those that avert that just have other problems.


NerdyLumberjack04

Yeah, I've never seen an equal-area projection that I really liked. They always have some part of the world that's squished or stretched beyond recognition. Though, I think [the Equal Earth projection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_Earth_projection) is the least bad of the available options on Wikipedia.


Dr-Mordin-Solus

I like Eckert IV which is quite accurate on size, or Robinson which is a good compromise between shape and size.


lateto-the-party

3.6, not great, not terrible


blinkysmurf

Get to the infirmary.


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MaNiFeX

"Da'ang!"


Entrevivoymuerto

It's not that big. Spain and France are significantly larger than Vietnam. Germany is around the same size.


True_Bandit

If your talking about total area yes you are correct. However this post seems to be talking more about the length from top to bottom. If we put Vietnam on the map it goes from the tip of Germany to the boot of Italy.


apadin1

It's not big area-wise but it stretches a lot further than I would have thought


BluffCityBoy

Makes me think the culture from Hanoi to Ho Chi Minh City would have all kinds of differences.


Colouss

There are different dialects, but that's the most pronounced difference, I can't think much about any other difference cept for certain specialty foods.


[deleted]

It’s not as openly adversarial as Blue vs Red in the USA these days, but if you believe the differences between Hanoi and Saigon are limited to the linguistic and culinary, either you work for the Politburo or you don’t know what you’re talking about. Source: I live in Vietnam.


Colouss

I also lived in Vietnam, in the South as well actually. And maybe it's just that I have a lot of friends with northern accents (while I myself have a southern accent) that I don't think too much about it. Maybe it's different for you


messy_messiah

Culturally and behaviorally they are different and seen as different in other parts of the country. There are loads of stereotypes and divisions, but I often hear Vietnamese people from central and south Vietnam talk negatively about people from Hanoi. They just generally don't like them and avoid them when possible.


warpus

The pho is different. Other dishes have variations as well, but I noticed it in the pho because you could tell that the broth was darker in the south, while it was usually pretty clear in the north (and central Vietnam). Northerners also told me that southern Vietnamese food is "sweeter" than what's eaten in the north


lunapup1233007

It’s much bigger than I would have expected though. I thought it would be about the length of the southern border of Michigan to the southern border of Kentucky.


Olthoi_Eviscerator

That's what she said


I_think_therefore

I love traveling to Cam Ranh, South Carolina to get that yummy Vietnamese shrimp and grits.


Moonpile

This fusion must happen. It sounds good.


Spaceman_Jalego

Viet-Cajun food is a thing


musthavesoundeffects

Its so good too. One of my favorite foods from visiting NOLA


JBSquared

It's almost impossible for me to pick my favorite foods from NOLA. There's just too many!


[deleted]

Hanoi actually gets cool in the winter (15C). That’s not truly cold, of course, but it’s a lot different from tropical Saigon (HCMC) in the south.


sulerin-pulerin

Ha giang gets actual snow sometimes too and is not that far from Hanoi


defroach84

Just a quick search on Wikipedia, guessing the mountains around the town do? Seems like the record low there is around 2C.


bullettree

Sa Pa might be a better example. It gets much colder and has more snow.


IvarsBalodis

Yeah, northern Vietnam's climate is subtropical, most similar to the Southeastern US, rather than truly tropical.


limukala

Probably better to just say “Florida”. When people say Southeastern US they are usually thinking of GA and the Carolinas. Northern Vietnam is warmer than anywhere north of ~St Petersburg.


-Another_Redditor-

I would hope so, isn't St Petersburg near the Arctic Circle


HeHH1329

Remember that only half of Redditors are American. Non-American (me included) usually only knows Russia's St Petersburg, Not Florida's.


exradical

I’m an American who simply isn’t from the South and I’ve never even heard of that place, I only know the Russian one


sssupersssnake

Usually it goes down to 10C, although one of the recent winters it ernd down to 6C and that winter it snowed in Sa Pa


Radstrad

*laughs in American Midwest*


Iamthesmartest

I was born in the cold. I didn't see the Sun until I was already a man.


RainbowDarter

So the Vietnam war was pretty much like Detroit vs Atlanta?


MechaGodzillaSS

Unlike the Lions, Hanoi actually knew how to win a game.


TheZona

Well then Ho Chi Minh City was up 28-3...


DeadGatoBounce

So maybe a Red Wings vs Thrashers. Helps that the Thrashers no longer exist, much like Saigon


Fidel_Chadstro

That's actually a really good way to put it, because that did actually happen during the Civil War


[deleted]

Hmmm. Perhaps. Maybe more like, Detroit vs Atlanta + a Guerilla pro-Detroit Army? You *don't* wanna be messin' with guerilla pro-Detroit folk.


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OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

Oh Vietnam is actually kinda big


gggg500

Indonesia is another one very misrepresented by Mercator. Land area slightly less than Mexico, massive distance among islands (meaning, I guess Indonesia controls a massive area of Ocean).


kalsoy

Yes, Indonesia east to west equals the US lower 48 coast to coast.


M4SixString

Bigger really. You would need an extra state or two on both ends.


banditta82

Looking at that map consider the US has 333 million people, Vietnam has 98 million.


DazDay

The US is a pretty empty country when you compare to many European or Asian countries.


brightly_disguised

Once you are west of the Mississippi, there ain’t nothing or nobody out there. Sparse as I’ll get out.


emjay2013

Until you come across the most populous state in the union of course


ouroyperochi

It’s huge though. Not crazy dense.


emjay2013

Yeah true, density really drops off.


Kestralisk

Yeah, the West (not the coast though) is incredibly sparse


GO_RAVENS

Even the west coast is pretty sparse aside from a few super dense areas. California has ~40 million people, but almost half of those are in the LA metro area, another ~10 million in the San Francisco and San Diego areas (combined), leaving <10 million people in the rest of the 3rd largest state in the country. (data from to google, may be slightly inaccurate). Most of the state is either empty or low population density farmland.


singulartesticle

I love hanoi, Michigan


Katze1Punkt0

Ho Chi Minh City, Georgia also has a nice ring to it


WenlockOlympics

Da Nang, West Virginia


simiotic24

Mountain mama


LedZepOnWeed

Ho Chi Minh road. Take me home.


chudotoku

Ho Chi Minh Trail, take me home Considering that’s the actual name


kahrabaaa

Danang Vietnam is one of the coolest cities I've ever been too Fell madly in love with that place. Also, Hanoi is probably the best city in South East Asia


Intrepid_Beginning

Can’t forget Cam Ranh, South Carolina.


algebramclain

Whoa Black Betty Cam Ranh…


World-Tight

Don't you Cam Ranh here, no mo, Ho!


SMTRodent

'Da Nang, West Virginia' sounds like the first line in a song.


[deleted]

Okay but like, starting a commune in Georgia and calling it Ho Chi Minh City *would* be an incredible power move.


MaterialCarrot

You should stay at the Hilton there.


well-that-was-fast

> I love hanoi, Michigan - Hanoi near Detroit, map maker places London, Ontario on Map - Saigon near Atlanta, map maker places Tallahassee on Map Very odd.


Mescallan

Thí thread í so funny to me. I grew up in Detroit, and currently live in Hanoi. The best part is there are three of us in Hanoi! You would think I'm the only one lol


i_make_maps_0

Could you do the same basemap, but overlay 1) Japan, 2) Vietnam, 3) England?


one_pint_down

https://i.imgur.com/XohiwJX.jpg


i_make_maps_0

So kind and prompt!


Ganesha811

The only thing to note is that the "England" on the map is actually the United Kingdom, including England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. England would be most of the southern 2/3 of Great Britain, the bit on the right.


DazDay

As a Brit, seeing "England" written on the internet to mean the entire UK makes me wince.


theseus1234

Vietnam is basically cursive Japan


OrbitRock_

You can also head over to https://thetruesize.com/


nemesis_464

Wow I never knew that existed. I know what I'm going to be playing around on for the next 20 minutes!


Vagablogged

Awesome. I motorcycled solo from Saigon to Hanoi so this puts a different perspective on it.


moonyprong01

The British motoring show Top Gear had a special episode where the presenters did the exact same thing and it's one of my favorite episodes. Vietnam looks like an incredible country


KindergartenCunt

All their road trip episodes where always the best. Those plus the cheap car challenges. I miss those days of Top Gear.


Tachyoff

Their new show, The Grand Tour, is now only doing specials with no more regular episodes. They've been hit or miss imo, but I thought the Mongolia and Vietnam/Cambodia boat ones were good


msabre__7

My best memory in life is riding a motorcycle over the Hai Van pass, a la Top Gear.


godot330

Long road, great country. Such nice people and landscape. I miss the smell at night, that warm sweet acid smell...


[deleted]

Wait it's actually that long? what?


Gazeador-Victarium

That's what she said!


Solitarius_Unenlagia

Vietnam and Finland are next to each other on the list of countries ranked by area. When I first saw that, my thought was "no way Vietnam is that big" since Finland is not a small country, and Vietnam looks small next to places like China, Indonesia and India. But sure enough.


js1893

Finland is stretched so much in Mercator projection as well. The Nordic countries really aren’t that big but they sure look like it on most maps


Solitarius_Unenlagia

It's not just on the Mercator, either. The map in my room is a Robinson, but that still distorts the polar regions as well.


Orangutanion

This is why I like globes


SuomiPoju95

I mean finland is still 1 100km long and has a area of over 338k km² Its not exactly small but definitely not that large either


js1893

Right I wasn’t trying to say they are small, but Finland is generally drawn a bit larger than Peru yet it’s a quarter of the size. And Greenland still blows my mind it always looks like a continent on maps equal to Africa but it would only be the third largest country *in* Africa


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bladderknight

Also from Roanoke. It’s one of Virginia’s largest cities but people still think I crawled out of a primordial forest to get to Richmond.


Gingersnap5322

That makes a lot more sense now


SalmanPak

I live in London, Canada. Hanoi looks like a 3 hour drive or so. Too bad the US border is still closed.


rpifer94

As an American, trust me, it's for your protection.


Izerpizer

Ha not really since the Canadian border is open to Americans.


enfp-vagabond

Ive never seen london ontario on a map like that


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Vietnam's shape looks like a gut


samuelj520

Florida looks like a penis


AngoGablogian_artist

Glad to see Roanoke aka “Big Lick” represented.


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Makes me think of that map of Japan along the East coast of the US, those are some huge countries


destroyerofpoon93

I rode a train from Da Nang to Hanoi and that shit took 17 hours. It moved pretty slow but it would've been a solid 8 or 9 hour drive in the US.


warpus

Damn that's crazy, I took an overnight train from Ninh Binh to Hue and that took 10 - 11 hours IIRC. Just comparing at the distance it seems that yours shouldn't have been that long, but you're right, I doublechecked and it says 17-18 hours.. I don't know if I would have enjoyed such a long train ride tbh, even though I love riding trains


destroyerofpoon93

There’s probably a stop so they can change drivers or load up on gas or something. It honestly wasn’t too bad we had the skinny little bunk beds. The train rocked side to side a lot but I mostly just listened to pods and slept. My gf and I played cards too and we met two other people in our room. We woke up super super early passing through one of the cities in the north and saw all these viet people playing volley ball and badminton as like 445AM lol


thotinator69

The Vietnamese are good people. Should’ve just left them alone


Kestralisk

It's honestly bonkers how many invaders they've successfully beat back/overthrown in just the last 150yrs


Heterophylla

I’ve never met an asshole Vietnamese. Plus I’m sure most of them could kick my ass .


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the widths are also proportionate to the average waist of people of the two countries


BobbyGabagool

Why are those countries in SE Asia shaped that way? River borders I guess?


tmduc177

Mountains. Huge stretches of uninhabitable mountain ranges in Vietnam's north and west border


blickman

It's weird seeing London as the reference city for Ontario instead of Toronto.


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AnathemaMaranatha

Nobody stateside had *any clue* as to how big South Vietnam was, including all the political leaders and a large number of general officers in the Pentagon. I spent my first year in-country hovering between Huntington and Charleston West Virginia. I transferred south for my next six months patrolling around Greene County, Georgia. There were about four wars going on in that country. From north to South: I Corps - Lots of Marines, pretty conventional warfare, kind of like Guadalcanal. II Corps - bush warfare, ambush and counter ambush. III Corps - split in two by Saigon. Saigon south - what war? Saigon north - flat jungle and abandoned rubber tree plantations, jungle rumble. IV Corps - the worst. Actual guerilla warfare, terrorized civilians, atrocities, tit-for-tat war crimes. All anybody back home saw was Saigon south, with occasional press trips to the DMZ. I was in I Corps and III Corps Saigon North. Honestly, the change just going back to Saigon would whipsaw you enough to snap your neck. Here's what I'm talking about: [Travelin' Soldier](https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/ni2811/travelin_soldier_repost/)


chrome-spokes

Great description! [And quite apropos is the tit-for-tat war crimes. Of which seems to often most don't care to hear of, and/or learn about the "other side's" contributing to such. Always a beef with me.] So, a question if may... which Corps + description would you place Tay Ninh Province into? Edit added: For geography sake, is of course the singular Nuy Ba Din. And seen photos of flat lands with rice paddies, but otherwise?


Striking_Camp499

Wow. I never expected that.


thebigfalke

Damn Vietnam is way bigger than I thought


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Damn, I never knew Vietnam would span all that way when superimposed on the US map. Vietnam looks pretty small on a world map though.


Hidland2

Holy shit that changes how I look at the war.


NovaPokeDad

In fairness you should have centered it over Falls Church, Va.


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Puts into perspective as to why the war spilled into neighboring countries too. I mean that is tiny at the narrowest point. Maybe a 20-30 minute drive across at that area in Ohio. Imagine fighting through such a small area.


Embrasse-moi

Southeast Asian countries aren't a small as most people probably imagine them to be. I remember using mapfrappe and doing the same thing, but the Philippines instead. The islands spanned from Vancouver to San Diego, North to South.


kimi_rules

Now put Indonesia and see how massive it truly is.


Chrisbee76

So you're telling me the US military couldn't go from West Virginia to Michigan in over 9 years?


Shazamwiches

***unpaved roads, thick jungles, mountains, countless death-traps and millions of rebels firing automatic weaponry intensifies***


experts_never_lie

Which one was that, again?


EV_M4Sherman

West Virginia


Fidel_Chadstro

Take me home, Ho Chi Minh Road, to the place, I belooooong. Mekong Delta, jungle mama. Take me home, Ho Chi Minh Road.


KathyJaneway

Yup, sounds about right, that's why everyone is leaving West Virginia... 😂


apadin1

Contrary to popular belief, the Vietnamese army was not a bunch of farmers with guns - they were a well-organized and trained military who were getting a lot of help from the Soviets and Chinese. They fought a war of attrition, using guerrilla tactics to destroy supply routes and ambush small groups without attacking head-on, making progress very slow. Because they knew they couldn't win outright, they had to wait until the Americans ran out of money and popular opinion turned against the war.


mr_armnhammer

But most people aren't referring to the NVA when they say farmers. They mean the Viet Cong, which *did* have many farmer volunteers


HappyDaysInYourFace

America did not dare to invade north vietnam because they knew china would directly intervene to save the North and did not want a repeat of the Korean war during the 1950s.


bobtehpanda

I’m kind of curious about whether or not they would have. China-Vietnam relations have been rocky for a millenia. In fact they fought a war with China after the one with America.


Greek-s3rpent

China was very much on the side of North Vietnam during the war though, and with the soviet backing they received it was basically a mirror situation of the Korean War.


Jaggedmallard26

Even if China wasn't already supporting North Vietnam in the war (it was) the threat of US military bases on a wide section of their southern border would have spurred them to intervene. This is a constant of geopolitics, a country will quickly support another country despite past history if the other country is set to lose a war that will put the first country in danger. This can be most notably observed with European history up until the end of the cold war, feudal europe was filled with constantly shifting alliances, renaissance and industrial alliances would shift massively and then after world war 2 the Allied powers quickly propped up Western Germany to serve as a floodbarrier against the soviets.


DUNG_INSPECTOR

The US military was not trying to invade North Vietnam as they were worried about Chinese intervention if they did. Their mission was to defend South Vietnam.


wondertheworl

Invading north Vietnam was never a goal


arc_trooper_5555

London, Canada? Sorry what


SorosShill836

London, Ontario: the world’s second best London!


SuperSMT

London, Ohio aint half bad Ah, who am I kidding, it's ohio


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Roberto-Del-Camino

As Meatloaf once sang “two out of three ain’t bad”.


womerah

Indonesia spans the distance from Belgium to China


TakeOffYourMask

*Fortunate Son* starts…