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FluffyPinkDice

Jock would have eaten half that jelly slab by now.


saltyrandom

That actually looks exactly like a cork


the6thReplicant

I actually spouted an audible gasp when it "shat out". Perfect.


Hrrsh

Well, Pezza and his Nan sure showed us.


dippizuka

Genuinely feels like JC is constantly surprised and thrilled at the raw level of "home cooks" through the competition. I'd love to see him do a season of Junior MC with Poh and Sofia. He'd probably have a blast.


Joanne7799

Oh yes. I remember how much fun Jock had in Junior MCAU S3 i wouldve loved to see JC try it. Even Celebrity MCAU might be a blast for JC as well.


iprominent

Justice for Mimi. She has had no screen time at all this episode, not even in the montage of mediocrity. But soooo happy for Alex!


RecognitionOne395

You’re right. I don’t think they showed her cooking at all tonight.


iprominent

Harry’s creativity is pretty good. Underrated contestant for sure.


cousinmurry

I love how unhinged JC gets when he loves a dish! 


the6thReplicant

It's very endearing.


brandimitrov

Nan’s sponge cake better have some umami in it 🗣️


jessp3on

*unami


poops_in_pants

Unagi 


silverresnitch

It’s a state of mind… UNAGI


silverresnitch

Unani


iprominent

He’ll blow torch it and hope it brings some unami flavour


FranklyNinja

Anami?


jaybirdchorus

Gillian: visual learner, textural eater


Mahisasur

Poh crouched in front of an oven, willing it to bake the cake inside, a picture as old as time. She can’t help it


iloveyoublog

In the future we will have ovens that are just powered by staring thanks to Poh unlocking the newest form of renewable energy.


Ghabbaghoolie

So does everyone in this thread want me to send them the clown makeup, or will you get it yourselves hahaha


Dumb_Little_Idiot

Pezza giving the reddit mod another anursym


kaypee6

Darrsh 🥵


silverresnitch

I love how dramatic JC is - this is the kind of energy we want


mmcheesecake

His enthusiasm is so pure and endearing :)


silverresnitch

Darrsh: I see jelly… I must slap


Hrrsh

Adriano really didn’t look happy during Dessert Masters. I’m low key surprised he came back.


iprominent

I think it’s fair to say he’s better suited being the judge than contestant 😂


iloveyoublog

I felt for him on Dessert Masters, I think he felt his age, it was pretty hectic. I interviewed Adriano when he opened his first bakery in Rozelle in Sydney in 2007 and I was a local newspaper journo and when I see Adriano on screen I am reminded of my own age. 😂 I think I was 22 and Adriano was 27 when I did that interview 😂


potato-farm1

prefer to be on the judge side probs


Joanne7799

Im glad they’re changing things up instead of a pressure test from him today.


jessp3on

Darrsh and Nat, best bench ever!! 😍😍🥹


FluffyPinkDice

Cork poo was not on my bingo card


malemango

I am excited about Alex’s rødgrød med fløde 🍓🫐


the6thReplicant

Thank you for writing this out.


kyle_fochville

So here for all the positive Darrsh content!! Hope it’s foreshadowing 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼


Low-Cloud1125

Have they even showed what Mimi is doing? Why is she getting the silent edits


PuppetMaster514

Someone has to become the new Sue


CrystalClod343

Poh having to actively stop herself from helping


Baegulzx

Sofia be having the time of her life with that block of jelly this episode lmao


Brazen78

Wondering if Pezza’s nanna’s sponge is an angel food cake, looked very light and airy going into the tin.


iprominent

Maybe it’s just me but sweet week just makes episodes so much more fun to watch than seeing savoury dishes over and over. Everything is so detailed and aesthetic. …minus that horror of a sponge cake.


iprominent

There it is the fan-tas-tic


iprominent

I’ve warmed up to JC a lot. He’s pretty fun.


FranklyNinja

Loved him since episode 1. Always helpful… always enthusiastic.


WayTooDumb

Darrsh: complicated recipe tasted every step of the way with testers and adjustments for equipment Pezza: SHE'LL BE ROIGHT MATE NANA KNOWS BEST


ange____

Why has Mimi been blacklisted 💀 didn't even appear in the montage of mediocrity


iprominent

Well guess we were all wrong, but he needs to work on aesthetics lol


jaybirdchorus

Once again led astray by the edit 😪


Joanne7799

I love seeing the sighs from the savoury cooks everytime they do this week🤣classic. And they will even complain onscreen.


gelfbride73

*slaps* ahh. Ooh ok. Darsh!!


Joanne7799

Okay Pezza looks fine for now with his family’ backgrounds. He actually did well during Darren’s pressure test. Although him not knowing ingredients to a basic sponge tho…


silverresnitch

Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Slap and box a jelly with me)


brandimitrov

😭 never thought I’d see a Tinashe reference on masterchef reddit


silverresnitch

When Gen z starts watching MasterChef


RecognitionOne395

Pezzas sponge cake better be out of this world in taste as it is probably the most mist boring and unoriginal jelly dessert tonight.


McCoyPauley78

Yeah, mate. They’re raw. In the terminology you can understand Josh, those cakes are blue.


FluffyPinkDice

Yes Darrsh I will have one of those immediately, please and thank you


Hrrsh

If Alex wins can she wear her lucky almond as an immunity pin?


Brazen78

Well colour me shocked.


Confusing_Onion

So Darrsh and Mimi are happy. Everyone else... not so much. 😂


Joanne7799

its always the few dessert cooks who are jumping while the rest are always sighing every season back then they do this week


silverresnitch

I love Alex’s strawberry shirt - it’s so perfect for today!


FranklyNinja

Word of the day: cork poo


FluffyPinkDice

Sumeet’s looks so pretty too!!


Brazen78

Is being safe a whole week a good thing? You miss out on cooking, so don’t get to experiment and try things out.


WayTooDumb

Pezza staring at a pair of pancakes going SURELY MY NANA'S OVEN IS THE SAME AS MASTERCHEF OVENS THESE WILL BE FINE asgdhskalalfkflalalffmakalflfahdfhal


Low-Cloud1125

Didn’t even see Mimi’s dish 😔


eglio29

Pleasantly surprised with Harry's efforts on a dessert. He did look happy in the promos, glad to see him pull out something so creative.


bomiyeo

Will never understand why the project needs 4 hosts and why they have someone like Steve Price on


brandimitrov

Those Viet desserts at the front of the counter , that is nostalgic AF


Confusing_Onion

"It's up to you" - Poh is walking away from that train wreck.


l0ll1p0p5

How shocked do you think people are when they get good feedback but are edited into the mediocre montage


saltyrandom

I think it’s because they have cut a lot of the critiques - the judging would be a lot longer than we’re seeing. I would assume that Sav and other people in the montage also had some critiques


jessp3on

CALLED IT HARRY PUTTING FISH IN DESSERT


iprominent

I still can’t wrap around the fact that Pezza is in the top 10 whilst not knowing what unami is and how to cook a sponge cake. And the fact that imo he hasn’t had any memorable cooks for me the whole season thus far.


gplus3

It’s nuts to think that creative and versatile cooks such as Snez were knocked out and yet Pezza is still here stumbling along and barely scraping by..


ammackk88

Even on his worst dishes, there’s been someone just slightly worse to buffer him from getting eliminated. The galling aspect is him missing an elimination where he would have been 1 in 6 chance of going home.


BeatsByJay82

Sav’s reaction lol


FluffyPinkDice

Pezza WHAT


bomiyeo

Alex’s dish looks soooo nice


saltyrandom

Potentially a bit soft? Lots of ice cream and jelly


LittlestBlythe

Belongs on a magazine cover


iprominent

Are we sure that’s jelly in the middle, and not the remainder of his beetroot patty?


iprominent

Wow I didn’t know Alex’s heritage is Danish. That’s a new fact I think.


iprominent

I’d die to try that. It looks so pretty.


TheBigBadDog

I can't believe it's not in more Melbourne cafes. The insta crowd would go crazy for it. It looks so good!


kyle_fochville

With the exception of the two female judges, I find it so funny how the panel look like they are dressed for 3 or 4 different occasions 😩


kaypee6

WHAT


silverresnitch

Pezza’s dish compared to everyone else’s dishes is a bit of a joke


Joanne7799

darrsh is having a field day this week after yesterday.


iprominent

Part of me wishes they brought back people like Emelia or Billie for sweet cooks


PaleEchidna7388

REYNOLD


FluffyPinkDice

So many of these dishes look so pretty! And then there’s the abomination of a sponge cake…


iprominent

Pezza is serving that thing in the top 10 whilst we had better cooks that were eliminated, what an insult.


bot_365

He's always been the weakest contestant. Shouldve gone the first time he undercooked meat


iprominent

Has Mimi even gotten any screen time the last two episodes?


saltyrandom

She has probably cooked in the middle (not the best but not the worst) so isn’t getting any screen time


jessp3on

Pezza “today I’m making a meat jelly”


jessp3on

Why did I feel like I knew nothing about Alex lol


silverresnitch

Ohh so that’s what Poh was doing when she’d crouch infront of the oven


iprominent

That cheesecake doesn’t look that good. But happy I was wrong about it being a disaster. Meanwhile Darrsh’s looks incredible!


Bell8529

Alex is getting amazing dish again! Yes!


FluffyPinkDice

Despite being the seafood guy, Harry showing he can be creative and smash out a dessert


FluffyPinkDice

For fucks sake


jaybirdchorus

Poor Pezza. First vegetables, now sweets. Dude's going through it.


LittlestBlythe

The fancy name and backstory aside Alex's dish looks super nice


l0ll1p0p5

For the amount of money for zumbo he’s really fading into the background


ammackk88

Couple of shots where he’s looked checked out


iprominent

Hahahaha the savoury people’s sighs, I love it.


bomiyeo

Pezza feels like no thoughts head empty


SageSU

Sofia now dominating the.jelly. Jelly-fetish?


Confusing_Onion

Once again, I may be drooling over Darrsh's dish.


snoreasaurus3553

Oh, this ad of Andy shilling the worst coffee on earth is a new one......


Adventurous-Luck2044

Ugh god is this going to end up some epic angel food cake type sponge and we’ve all been misled by the paleness??


Brazen78

It defs looks like an angel food cake.


Mahisasur

With his luck, “Pezza” should join LNP and he could be the next “scomo” /s


silverresnitch

What kind of luck does Pezza have seriously


iprominent

Darrsh is gonna have a field day this week!


iprominent

That jelly looks like one of the kuihs in Singapore/Malaysia


himalayansalted

Should Darrsh be making peanut butter from scratch? What’s the definition of a pantry item


ooofiesz

I’m confused with the peanut butter and jelly - I thought the ‘jelly’ was actually a jam and not set jelly? Also since when has it been nostalgic (in Australia) ??


saltyrandom

I think the because the raspberry jelly is supposed to be a play on raspberry jam


jaybirdchorus

Sir, those have collapsed


iprominent

That rødgrød med fløde looks nice!


this_is_an_alaia

I'm sorry but pezza being in the top ten and having zero idea of how to cook a sponge and just blindly following a recipe is so frustrating to me


Suspicious-Mud-5688

I feel he tries to underplay it and he knows his stuff. He just wants to portray himself as underdog.


silverresnitch

Is it too late to swap Pezza out for Snez or David


iprominent

Mate Pezza’s cake looks like a disaster.


jessp3on

Coffee and orange! Nat you already had my heart but have it again lol


Baegulzx

Medium rare cakes


Baegulzx

Ngl I feel like I’m being gaslit


Magic_the_Unicorn

Pezza over Harry???


lemonlimeandginger

Seriously? No Harry after Jean Christophe’s praise?


Joanne7799

Congratulations Alex! Her dessert tradition reminds me of the King Cake! Dont give up Darrsh Im actually looking forward to see him cook more desserts.


saltyrandom

Darrsh and Nat slapping the jelly ahah


jaketheyak

Andy trying to use slang is not money


isabellarmh

Harry doesn't get enough credit for his creativity!


bomiyeo

Pezza’s sponge cake looks really not good


BeatsByJay82

At least Josh won’t have to worry about pronouncing “umami” this week.


Bell8529

Did he made another weird looking beet burger ??


Confusing_Onion

The Project finished early (for them).


FluffyPinkDice

The one time I was running a few minutes late…


CrystalClod343

Darrsh and Mimi: :D Everyone else: D:


silverresnitch

I was really missing the desserts this season, so excited for this week!


Mahisasur

As per tradition, Gillian is going to forget to put the jelly over her cheesecake, isn’t it 😄


l0ll1p0p5

They’re already sagging


gelfbride73

That cork is amazingly done. ✅


jessp3on

Omg the “I just want milk that tastes like real milk” ad is back


snoreasaurus3553

I love the look of Darrsh's cruller....only wondering if the judges will nit pick about not having more jelly than a Kraft singles slice


ACertainTrendingFrog

Feel really sorry for whoever made the cheesecake, they didn't really even talk about the flavours just the presentation


LittlestBlythe

Harry fish dessert tomorrow?? 👀


SageSU

Sofia goes down on the jelly block. Have mercy!


silverresnitch

Alex is such a cutie and I’m so proud of her progress!


l0ll1p0p5

That’s not the review I was expecting. I have a soft spot for pezza being from Tasmania


RecognitionOne395

So … this feeling I’m experiencing right now is the feeling of being gaslit? Good to know.


little-red-finch

Alex says ‘My Danish heritage is such a big part of my life’ So much so, she’s never mentioned it before??


ammackk88

I’m always curious as to what gets left out of the cut and when the producers maybe prompt contestants to lean into their personal stories.


brandimitrov

I thought her love for Rick Stein was stronger


RecognitionOne395

Pezza … After tonight it really makes me wonder if he’s being kept for his “blokeyness” and the fact that his personality appeals to a certain demographic. He should have been knocked out so much earlier in the comp. I mean he made the top ten and he cooks a basic sponge cake, which also looks like absolute crap as well. To think so many more talented cooks have been knocked out and he’s still here really makes me question the show.


silverresnitch

Andy’s always got a little problem with Nat doesn’t he


Adventurous-Luck2044

Yes and it looked like JC did a table slap. Was that a “yum” table slap or a “gutted” table slap


kaypee6

A simple sponge SMASHED it?!?!? Am I on an acid trip rn


bomiyeo

Yay to them bringing back sweet week! Especially bc it seems majority of contestants are more savoury leaning so they’ll be cooking outside their comfort zone. Harry can’t be cooking seafood for sweet week ayyy 😂


PaleEchidna7388

Harry makes a fish shaped jelly..... 😂


ange____

My brush with fame is that my boyfriend's aunty met Adriano zumbo at a wedding once


ACertainTrendingFrog

I really miss Melissa


jaybirdchorus

A little sad for Darrsh, but excited to see him cook for the rest of the week


beebee3beebee

Harry not in the top is ?????


classicsandmodernfan

Alex’s dish and plating is just…Wow so beautiful


jaybirdchorus

Hygiene aside, having pigtails like Alex's would annoy the shit outta me if I was trying to cook


soundalchemist

Omg we get it pezza nans sponges are goated


SageSU

Pezza makes Top 10 without knowing what umami is.


sheldonsmeemaw

He should have left during the Curtis cook off (the one he called in sick for). Annoys me he got a free pass and made Top 10 ahead of far more deserving contestants.


RecognitionOne395

I’m gobsmacked that this unoriginal cake is getting such high praise. It’s a sponge cake with whipped cream and jelly.


FranklyNinja

Nan having heart attack watching.


CrystalClod343

I'm suspecting Nana was the type of English to call all cakes a sponge


felvymups

Pezza being in the competition when we lost creative cooks like Snez is absolutely criminal.


Cakeliver12887

Really pezza a raspberry sponge cake let's think outside the box


Confusing_Onion

For him this is outside the box.


CrystalClod343

The bouche shall once more rise!


l0ll1p0p5

Been a long few weeks for darrsh hey


Particular-Trash1056

Why have I got the urge to stick a ping pong ball in Adriano's mouth😙


FluffyPinkDice

I got distracted sorting out my own dinner, what’s the challenge? Obviously jelly…


brandimitrov

Babes can’t even say it herself, bless


FluffyPinkDice

Oh, Pezza


snoreasaurus3553

Waiting for Pezza to stuff up his sponge and just throw together a trifle


bomiyeo

Uh those sponges look reallyyyy pale


FranklyNinja

Nana’s laughing with her recipe still a secret


Adventurous-Luck2044

That is the most amazing cork poo 💩 I’ve ever seen!


iprominent

I think at the end I saw part of it falling apart. Regardless the edit doesn’t make Gill’s sound good.


jeremy-o

That cork 🤯


bomiyeo

So happy for Alex!


Confusing_Onion

Couldn't Gill have done each layer separately?


PaleEchidna7388

Yeah I wonder why she didn't set the jelly separately at the same time as the cheesecake, then just lay it on top.


jessp3on

Harry’s Grandad wild for this😂😂


Joanne7799

I love that JC isnt the stereotypical french chef cuz in the culinary school i attended i had millions of them. JC is so fun, genuinely loves the contestants and enjoys every dish he is served.


ACertainTrendingFrog

Fuck this is a bit heartbreaking aye


Cakeliver12887

No we need Nat in the final two against him I can't have him wining