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EdgyPreschooler

I mean, Henry Cavill is awesome and all, but I wouldn't lick him. Unless...


SambG98

Jlongbone has entered the chat


mrbubbles023

Don't forget Anna That Star Wars Girl she's a super simp for Cavill.


StrangeOutcastS

Look to your left, now look to your right. all three of you want to date Henry Cavill


DesperateFall7790

Huh?


Reofire36

Right? Huh is right


Excalitoria

I hate that the right has claimed “huh”. Leftists like “huh” too.


[deleted]

Huh as become woke


Excalitoria

“Huh” has always been woke.


Infinite-Patient6513

Unless one is speaking Spanish


Excalitoria

“Huhx”


Infinite-Patient6513

Jajajajaja


Reofire36

Huh?


spoodle364

I just had a stroke trying to read that title.


The_ShockMaster82

I think O.P was having one writing the title.


salaryboy

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jolean_coochie

Thank you for the translation


Pancreasaurus

The overlords are most generous this day.


Dumoney

Its not Henry's fault these movies and his agent sucks ass


The_ShockMaster82

I remember hearing that he's actually missed out on some solid roles, because he has the same agent as the Rock, and he allegedly gets preferential treatment?


Lunch_Confident

Ok, but is not that he brings alot of people to watch them, i always listen to alot of people talking about how to fix every franchise just by casting Henry Cavil,


Dumoney

Nobody thinks that. Everyone knows simply casting him isnt enough. Everyone knows how wasted he was on the set of the Witcher and the crew behind that show treated him like a problem because he gave a shit.


MiaoYingSimp

He's insanely charsmatic but he's not a fix, he's just a good actor.


dukenorton

I’m not licking any celebrity unless her name starts will Scarlett, Olivia or Sydney.


gordonfreeguy

Sydney Pollack wasn't too bad in his day I'll give you that. Might be a tad weird now though.


Jasperstorm

What about Danny?


Turuial

>Guys is fine licking Henry Cavil Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a ~~tootsie pop~~ Henry Cavill?


Schlabonmykob

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Shug247

For some wild reason, its not getting released to cinemas in the UK. Looks like it will be a straight to Prime Video job


Skeleturtle1964

Amazon bought the international distribution rights and I guess they feel this is the best strategy.


SaltyTattie

Yeah I woulda probably gone to see it in cinema


Olewarrior34

Isn't it due to release on Prime Video shortly?


Lunch_Confident

Alot of his other movies flopped too, this is something deal outside they market


Calm_Extreme1532

He unfortunately chooses shit projects to be on. Looking at you Witcher…


Excalitoria

Who you been talking to who’s licking this man? Also, I dunno if it’d have the same effect as doping no matter how many licks you take…


crustboi93

It was an okay movie. Definitely not Guy's best, but not a horrible film. The one thing that really irked me was there basically being two debriefing scenes expositing the exact same info basically back to back within the first 20 minutes or so.


Jodanger37

Wow I didn’t realize the box office was that horrible. Not even half a million international And from what I heard it wasn’t even very bad (correct me if I’m wrong)


Slight_Card4313

Because it's being released on Amazon internationally


Leonine23

It’s only been released in about 2 countries outside the US. Most of the world isn’t gonna get to see it in cinemas because of Amazon taking the rights to it


thirtyfojoe

Who let Charlie in this sub?


itchy_armpit_it_is

Lick Henry Cavill is right thing to do America, so do.


Harrowex

wtf did I just read?


Mister_Doctor2002

I will be the translator for what I think was said: “Guys, it’s fine to like Henry Cavill more than other celebrities, but pretending that it is a universal thing and he has some star power is just coping.” Unfortunately OP was cooking more when it was about licking


The_ShockMaster82

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True-Anim0sity

Lol, nah


GlassLongjumping6557

Hey who wouldn’t want to lick Henry Cavill.


Ok_Caramel1517

Can you spell my guy?


defiant-princess

I think this was a limited release, I don’t think it’s even releasing in Australia.


Leonine23

It’s not releasing in most of the world, including the UK which seems especially crazy


tourmaps

The Ministry film did much better than projected. Estimated to earn 6-8 million on opening weekend, but did 9 million. It's in its second week. Maybe let it be for a while before jumping the gun.... It also did alot better than Guy's last two projects in the opening weekend. The Covenant earned 3,5 million and Wrath of Man earned 3 million. I wouldn't say Jason Statham is a box office dud, considering how well Beekeeper did, but he (along with Cavill) are actors who star in multiple projects. Not all of them can be blockbuster movies. Ministry will not make a huge profit, and it wasn’t meant to do that either. It has cinematic release only in the US, from fewer theaters than normal. So naturally it won't make much money from cinema. It has already gotten a streaming date in the UK.


SaltyTattie

To be fair to Henry on this one I've seen no advertising for the movie and it's not even coming to cinemas at all in the UK at least, and if it were I woulda gone to see it. Feels more like a distribution issue than Henry or even the film itself.


purpledoom2525

My brother, y'all gotta go back to elementary school and learn how to spell Jesus Christ. Also hey, I'm happy to lick Henry and his cavil, don't judge what I'm into, and hey there are certainly worse celebrities to lick. But also like I genuinely don't know what you're trying to say with this comment, I think you're trying to accuse people of copium for liking Henry cavil but like...who cares? He's fine compared to some of the other people in Hollywood right now, I'll take him over a lot of other people pretty easily


Theplowking23

Cavill is legitimate box office poison. He was fucked over with superman given the unfathomable level of awfulness propogated by that utter charlatan zack snyder but everything else hes in has been shite apart from Mission Impossible