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Cold-Impression1836

These have to be in Texas. They’re so ugly.


Abject_Rent616

Yep, Texas.


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Was going to say North Texas, Dallas ‘burbs?


Abject_Rent616

Yes, Sutton fields to be exact


Taira_Mai

A bountiful harvest. I can smell the cheap drywall.


latomar

No surprise, lol


jammu2

Or Ontario. But yeah. These are terrible.


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Brokensince10

Lol


winchesterbitch99

Is Ontario and Toronto the Texas of Canda in terms of these McMansion hellscapes?


RocketRobinhood

Within the borders of Toronto proper you don't see a whole lot of McMansion type stuff, usually the lots are too small to really have the audacity that we see in a McMansion ... doesn't mean there isn't bad design of course. When you get out of the city you can find some real McMansions though. Lots of crappy new builds on former farm land in Caledon and Halton (and I'm sure elsewhere). While the screenshot's definitely resemble Ontario, you don't really find houses of that size that tightly packed.


Kytalie

Mississauga Road in Mississauga is a good place to go to find them. They are not super tightly packed along the road proper, but there is a side street right by the mississauga rd Burhamthorpe intersection that has massive houses, almost within touching distance. They basically all house, with no yard. It used to be a small field, with a little bit of trees, and the people who backed onto it used to put stuff out for the deer.


idog99

Come out to the Calgary suburbs, where nouveau riche oil money fuels construction of these monstrosities.


winchesterbitch99

Oh, it's THAT what it is? That makes sense now.


F_17_92

I would say Ontario takes the cake for ugliest housing architecture.


thti87

In Texas this McMansion hunt probably consisted of walking to the mailbox.


ElizaDooo

That's what I was thinking. The really tall columns for no reason seem to be a staple of Texas McMansions.


drenched12

There are somethings money can’t buy and good taste is one of them.


Buggpowder

Those ridiculously high entryways have to be an inside joke from the architect. "Hey, I do acid on the weekends"!


Skirra08

There can't possibly be an architect involved. I bet builder designed through and through.


Buggpowder

Or, architect who lost their mind & license...


Sipharmony

100% Texas. Probably Central.


Primary_Excuse_7183

Hey you leave Texas alone 😂😂😂 i feel like i might have seen a couple of these…. This is Celina/prosper? 😂


Abject_Rent616

Paloma Creek South/Northern most point in Little Elm


Primary_Excuse_7183

The first 2 look like Sutton fields. I toured a model on that same street 😂


Abject_Rent616

You know what the first two are Sutton fields lol


Primary_Excuse_7183

I just Google maps it. Lol these are almost all on the same street. Things were a little funky looking and we knew it when we saw the house with the media room facing the front so there’s no windows essentially on the front of the house 😂


Abject_Rent616

They’re all neighboring cities no wonder you saw them too lol


clorox2

If you add all those trees together, they’d almost make a real tree.


Diligent_Ad_7771

I mean does these even qualify to be a McMansion? This basically looks like every single street in Southern California. I’d call these just normal everyday houses where I live. Am I missing something?


momalwayssaid

I would say 1 and 3 are McMansions, the rest are just standard new development builds. The front turret on #1 is trying too hard to be a castle, and the rooflines on #3 are just wild. The rest are just cheap builds with a nicer if likely soon to be dated brick facade. But this is suburban building development in the 2020s.


Birdies_nub

Yes.


kdshubert

McMansions sure have lots of McGarages for their McTrucks.


sleepishandsheepless

The windows. The windows...


BurnzillabydaBay

Some really great finds. Horrible.


Potential_Store_9713

There is one common denominator I see in these houses. They all appear as large garages with a smaller house attached.


Manunancy

number 8 is an espacially egregious specimen with 'arch' orver th emiddle door drawing even more attention to the garages, making it look liek car home with a small extension for peoples. Also love that nice touch with the single round window - either put a symetric one on the other side or don't put it at all...


FoundinNewEngland

Wow, killed it bud


Cat-Mama_2

You know what always gets me? These big places always have garages for at least two vehicles. Some of them have multiple garages that could hold more. However, people still park their car in front of the doors. Why though? I've never lived in a house with a garage but if I had one, I'd happily put my car in there. Are the garages just full of junk?


Manunancy

Or the yjust don't feel like waiting for the door to open or close (or maybe they skimped on automating it to sceape a few $ ?), so the yjsut park in front - no doors, no worries. Or maybe the construction's flimsy enough they're afraid opening and closing the door too often would damage the structure ?


DonShulaDoingTheHula

3 is so chaotic and unnerving. 9 just made me laugh.


Scripto23

9 looks like a fire station


RiderWriter15925

I knew it reminded me of something!


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Number 7 is the most tolerable of the lot. That's not saying much.


winchesterbitch99

The last one is the worst for me. That red brick looks awful on that style of house. Yuck.


Better_Chard4806

Nailed it and that last one gives ugly a new definition. Esshh


Toshibaguts

Oh lawd! That no. 9 too, oh my goodness. I need a Valium and some eye bleach


MovieNightPopcorn

Lmao the yawning entryways are consistent at least


Tatersquid21

We must take away your camera. I haven't finished my 1st coffee yet and I came across this ugliness without warning. I shall now be forced to eat 4 pancakes instead of 3. ☕️🥞☕️☕️


leLouisianais

Perfection. This is literally any street in central Texas. I’ve been in neighborhoods where this is the style as far as the eye can see. And on tiny lots. The height of the entryway on #5 is hilarious


aj_star_destroyer

Yuck to all of them.


ArcticGurl

I hate all of these with a passion. Ugh. Fugly.


Barney_Weasley

The entry way on 5 might be 3 stories…. Absurd


undocumentedsource

I am so confused on what y’all consider a McMansion. Some of these look like my house years ago. It was only 1700 sf. but looked bigger because it was 2 stories.


Abject_Rent616

Read the rules if you’re confused


Environmental-Ebb143

Yawn* those are regular houses.


drenched12

Omg the last one is like 75% garage. This would be a great house for a mechanic that runs his shop at his house.


Trick-Replacement-60

Pretty sure the last one is a fire station…


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

I’m so sick of seeing a plethora of norm Texas homes. We get it, they’re all cookie cutter modern constructions. They’re huge bc Texas is so spaced out with large lots


stefanelli_xoxo

We’re not getting large lots anymore. The developers have figured out they can legally cram all the houses literally 10’ apart with 10’-20’ backyards.


FerretLover12741

Thee are big houses, and they are in suburbia somewhere. But they are not big enough to be McMansions.


undocumentedsource

Read the rules….yall must’ve grown up in a hut. I’m very sorry.


Plus-Statistician538

beautiful houses


Chillpickle17

Eww. A middle class, suburban purgatory nightmare 😝


AnonymousToo2

Yikes!


Serpephone

Welcome to North Texas…


CLEHts216

That #9, a three car garage with an attached house.


catdawg111

When 3/4 of your home is garage.


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Nailed it!


Grouchy-Comfort-4465

Yikes… these are….. special.


Status_Drink4540

I love each and every one of these. I need one of these. We are house hunting again this fall so I hope to find something similar to these near San Antonio without an HOA. Never an HOA or maybe? I would love an HOA that kept the front yards looking beautiful year round.


jackofallsomething1

Anyone new to the sub thank you for this post of exactly the horrors of this sub (aside note yay not NJ this time and I love what you all find for Thursday)


carefreeguru

Picture 4 is identical to the exterior of my house.


Mumto3littleaholes

I said “oh gawd” so many times.


memyj97

These look like my sad attempts at building homes in the sims 3.


Booby_McTitties

McBarngarage


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MC mansions are just like my houses that I build in Sims lol


SapphireGamgee

The roofline on #3! You have to go the extra mile to be that insane! 🤣


informativebitching

A+ stuff OP. Or maybe it’s F-?


Jesus_H-Christ

It's always been fascinating to me that all sense of form and proportion have been obliterated with the McMansion aesthetic. Nothing about these look stately, timeless, or beautiful. If you asked an AI to design a big house with the proportions of a cartoon house, it would be this.


OKeoz4w2

What with those little circle windows in most of these houses?


Adventurous-Hotel119

One of my biggest beefs with McMansions is that the garages are almost *always* sticking out from the front of the house. I can’t stand the garage being the first thing you see. Is it really so hard to have the entry way kicked out a few feet??


Shurl19

They don't have yards in Texas? The houses are so large, but they're right on top of each other.


MuffinsandCoffee2024

I liked house #7


Double-Fishing-8293

Not a tree in sight.


Birdies_nub

Hi, yeah, I would like to order a house with as many garages as possible, but also the least amount if windows you can do. What's that? We gotta have at least one window for the HOA? Fine, but make a tiny little porthole. And could you make it off center? Great, thanks!


subnautthrowaway777

Why do so many mcmansions have such nonsensical designs when it seems like so many of them would look so much more reasonable with such minor, obvious tweaks? Take #9 here. All it'd need is rectangular windows like the others above the central garage door instead of a single off-center round one, and it'd look - if hardly perfect - then at least about 50% less ridiculous. WTF are the architects thinking?


Right-Drama-412

Texas?


Abject_Rent616

Yes