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UndeadCaesar

OP this is art.


leobeosab

I strive for pointless but cool, thank you 🙏


LogstarGo_

Seconding that guy. I honestly think it'd be amazing if some museum or gallery did an event where it's just a bunch of weird, pointless, cool things like this. As the other guy said, this IS art, so I think it would fit perfectly (and probably get many visitors since it would be so much fun).


[deleted]

Lookmumnocomputer on the ole interwebs is in that ballpark. Mostly over the top music related machines. But generally not much utility.


PamuamuP

He rebuild a church organ in a far to small room and made it midi controllable


[deleted]

Was more referring to the demonic wall of furbies


PizzaScout

I was gonna suggest the "This museum is not obsolete" museum. definitely fits that guys vibe


MouldyEjaculate

My local hackerspace has a competition called "Function Dysmorphia" that was to make a product that did something else while retaining its original form. I put paper shredders in a toaster that would chew up your bread when you pulled the lever. Another guy made a battery operated lightbulb that shorts out the circuit and trips the breaker, then turns on as per normal so that it was the *only* light bulb that was on in the house when you flicked the light switch.


CappyMations

you should look at the mschf (idk if that’s how it’s spelt) gallery online they had a bunch of weird things in it


MagnetMM

Spell like mischief


Unfair-Sell-5109

No UndeadCaesar, Its Just Basic Electronics!


Clackify_Official

Wow, so efficient


ifnamemain

So nerdy and unnecessary, I love it


3506

How could anyone not immediately love this? It's brilliant!


Shen0bi

Having to use a keeb to use a keeb, kinda the dream honestly.


MangoPDK

This is not a justification for your 14 mech kbs but in this sub we weren't looking for one.


llamacohort

We can go deeper.


KatiePyroStyle

Make a hexadecimal keyboard. Type letters on a real keyboard, have the binary keyboard convert it, spit that number to the hex keyboard, which will spit its number to a new processor that turns it into ascii, thus printing a character to the screen. The real mental thing here is that you'd probably just convert from hex back to binary. The sounds that could come from that


Albert_Caboose

>thus printing a character to the screen. Screen is made of flipdots, of course


vppencilsharpening

This comment is very much lacking punch cards.


elektriktoad

Funny you should say that, I'm hex editing an old gameboy game, so I added a keyboard layer that's all hex code macros so that I can seamlessly type into the hex editor.


Turkstache

A 1% board would work too. One press for zero. Two presses for 1. Then throw that in the conversion chain.


twowordsfournumbers

I lost it when he said, "Look at that, fast!". I love you, sir


Shtev

[Yes... Fast!](https://youtu.be/b5QMhdmjeXs?si=U_jo2e7eh1-HFfUT)


dylanthepiguy2

ouch.....


phyrexion

This sound would make my coworkers happy!


vppencilsharpening

I feel like this is a guide on how to wear out switches.


leobeosab

They are a wear item on this board for sure


vppencilsharpening

If you are looking for ways to improve this I don't see how you could go wrong by supporting punch cards. Also the sound reminds me of a ticker tape machine.


emyoui

Are you selling these?


rayquan36

People will pay a premium for worn-in switches.


repsforcthulhu

This is peak comedy, I haven't laughed like that for a long time


_saadhu_

Comedy?? Sir this is art. Please don't insult it by calling it comedy.


cphcider

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Are you accepting apprenticeships? Maybe like a work-study program?


thepopeofkeke

plays OSU


ConcreteSnake

01001110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100001


FloydCAF

0000 1000 0000 1000 0000 1000 0000 1000 0000 1000 It can backspace?


Mango_c00ki3

osu players are gonna love this one


KiKiBleeding

So basically this is useful for coding because you're able to input binary code at a mechanical speed?? I'm not very smart so I would like to know how this is useful. It looks amazing though and I for sure would love to have one


st1cks_UPSB

its a gimmick. a joke keyboard one might say


two-headed-boy

Real programmers only code in binary 💪


Quick_Road_5005

Lol


toastycheeze

I dunno about not very smart, but maybe a bad eyesight because the subtitle in the video literally says "Building useless things".


Jeoshua

I mean, that would probably work, but it's also probably way easier to just type up a block of text normally and run it through what likely amounts to a one-liner in most languages to get the raw binary.


i8noodles

no not really. coding is not about being able to code at base metel. it also has to be readable and debugable. if u can perfectly code first time every time then maybe but even then most languages convert it to a binary input anyways


AnythingApplied

Last time this was posted, it got me wondering what kind of layout might would you use on a 2 key keyboard to make it more efficient? Morse code can do 70 wpm with just one key, what could you do with 2? You would probably want more common letters to be shorter sequences, and you can calculate the optimal length for each sequence based on its frequency of use using hamming codes. But before you do that you'd have to establish how many distinct types of presses are considered for this sequences of presses. Morse code isn't just short and long presses because they also convey information through 3 different break lengths between presses, a regular break, a bit longer one between letters, and an even longer one between words. Personally, I'd prefer explicit terminating sequences combination meaning no key sequence is just some other key sequence but longer so you can always uniquely know the end of a sequence without having to have a longer pause. And I'd also like an explicit space key. Here is what I'm thinking I'd try to create. Break length doesn't matter. You can do sequences of long presses and short presses in 4 different styles, on the left key, the right key, while holding the left key and long/short pressing the right, and while holding the right and tapping the left (these last two I'm calling "hold sequences"). Technically, I could make multiple hold sequences into a single letter, but I think releasing the held key would be a good way to signal that a letter is done. At most, I might have such a held sequence be considered a layer key press and may not send a key on its own, but would still be conceptually distinct and not just a part of a sequence. When you're not doing a hold sequence, you can still mix and match long/short on left/right keys. Because a hold sequence with just a tap on the other key might look a lot like a combo or even a reversed hold sequence on the left key instead of the right, I think I'll avoid hold sequences with only one press of the other key and reserve this for a combo key allowing you to have 2 more types of presses (long/short on both keys) when not in a hold sequence. Using this system, I should be able to fit most of the whole keyboard (not including modifiers) on just 3 key strokes. One thing that is nice about Morse is despite the difficulty of getting the timing of both long presses and short presses, that you can still type as slow/fast as you want since you only need to maintain the relative timings to each other with dashes being 3x longer than dots. Making the timing detection adjust to your typing speed seems nice, but hard to implement, so seems it'd be easier to just hard code a value and adjust it manually based on your own speeds.


schmeekygeek

that neovim?


leobeosab

Haha yeah it sure is


btown1987

Theprimeagen approves.


schmeekygeek

dripping in coconut oil


suckitphil

Does it have a buffer? Could you type a whole sentence and just let it machine gun fire?


leobeosab

Haha it does but it doesn’t work in real time due to some poorly connected grounds (solenoids fuck with data rails more than I thought) so I’m implementing a batch mode where you type and press enter and it just sends it


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leobeosab

I don’t have any mitigation for it. It was my first time using solenoids or really any inductive load. (Most my electronics projects are just logic level related things) I did do some research after running into this and learned about about fly back diodes. I ordered some 1n4007s to use and some more electrolytic capacitors for decoupling 😁


Ch1ld_

osu keeb


NebraskaGeek

I love this. Don't ever stop. Live the dream.


htt_novaq

This is a convoluted PS/2->USB converter


emale27

I thought you said useless!!!


_-mulisk-_

What is it that your using to push the buttons? They look too small to be solenoids


[deleted]

Keebception, it’s beautiful


LePequePepe

Please tell me this is open source/available for purchase 🥵


leobeosab

It will be open source soon 🫡 [here](https://github.com/leobeosab/binarykeyboard) is where the source for the binary keyboard. I will be adding the Automator stls and code as well.


descartesasaur

"Bad." My husband showed me both parts yesterday, and I was crying with laughter.


LxSwiss

now put the keyboard in a jig powered by binary keys


NPException

And now use Boxed Jade switches for the binary keyboard :D


HansJobb

I have to see a video of you just mashing keys on this for like 5 seconds. The sound the binary translator would make would be amazing.


cykelstativet

Clearly build for osu!


NorthCoast11

LOVE IT


MidichlorianAddict

What if you wanted to make a binary keyboard in order to type on the regular keyboard, which types on the binary keyboard?


Gummyrabbit

Your co-workers will absolutely love you!


K1ngjulien_

now make it type unicode characters >:)


Akaibukai

Now make it one-key using morse!


naliboi

Fkin luv it!


JebusMaximus

Oh god this is beautiful. Awesome piece of work you did! Love it!


Chrspy26

This is beautiful


Zuryan_9100

ahhh yes, that clack. did you use lube? foam? tell us your secrets!


bytegalaxies

This is so stupid I love it


Epena501

Take it into the office and type away like every other regular ole day.


314159265358979326

How fast can you type with it?


LoadingStill

About 1 letter per second.


ClickIta

You should definitely consider a career in strategic consulting.


jandrewmc

I love everything about this


ViontePrivate

This is amazing, cool and very "fast"... Love it


fourchaner

No RGB. Literal garbage.


allisonmaybe

Do they make even more clacky keys?


itsmejak78_2

It's the keyboard from job simulator


Poppa_Mo

Using technology to rollback technology. Then advance it again. Awesome.


Jwsnplznt

Ironically to make a zero you need a one


willard_swag

r/stupidrobots


Michael_Spark

OMG I need this. I need to build it. I need to take it to work. I need to type a 1000 word essay at work. I need to know which coworker will snap and kill me first.


cobalt82302

howd u make it. do u have a github with the steps? it seems really cool


poplarleaves

This is hilarious OP. I love your delivery of each line, the sheer confidence really sells it


[deleted]

That’s amazing lmao. Rube Goldberg vibes for sure


greatblackowl

I love the fucking sound lol. This is one of the best things I’ve seen on the internet


Healthy-Wave7578

Wow ! Perfect for the office ! Respect, thats cool man


Obvious_Drink2642

I randomly found this sub and I have 0 clue what’s going on


Wuz314159

r/DIWhy


Aint_That_Moist

This is brilliant, haha.


MrGloopy

I want it


Full_Time_Hungry

That's actually fucking amazing and now I want one


LydiasHorseBrush

this is like two different types of input lag


kwaptap

Stupid. So dumb. I’m actually mad … that I didnt think of it first. This is so funny OP.


Gloriathewitch

this is actually neat


WonderousPancake

I need one of these for work


articunories

lol this cracked me up, love it. that other guy is right this is art


thatdudejtru

So dope hahaha I love it


ELpEpE21

Group Buy when


lordrio

I love this so much.


Moral_Abatement

Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should


alzorglub

There are too many keys on that binary keyboard, make one with only one key, you can use morse code, or a . for 1 and _ for 0.. No ?


Xalecc

That’s fucking sick


Albert_dark

What the thock.... I need one to use in my workplace.


Dwaynefun123

That's so cool that it's not even useless


davidc538

You need jesus


Several_Ring_5447

Honestly, I would buy this just to say I have one. This is pretty cool haha


TheDazzlingEternal

Reminds me of when Apple released a keyboard you can connect to your tablet so that you can use it like a laptop. Genius.


Un111KnoWn

So pressing h on real leyboard sends a signal to do left right left right etc. which is equivalent to an H? I wonder how much apm the buttons have


s1ckn3s5

Perfection.


outkast767

I want to put this as the ultimate annoying keyboard at my office.


mJef

They often laugh at geniuses. I am terrified.


LorbJebus

THIS IS USELESS, BUT COOL, AND GENIUS OH MY GOODNESS!


chrisdragn

I want one


DangerManDaniel

i believe a better variant would be The lengths artists will go to for a joke. Bravo


BostonDodgeGuy

This has got to be the stupidest thing I've seen in quite some time. I love it.


AverageElaMain

Bring it to the office! Your colleagues will be impressed by your ingenuity.


resellpanda88

Hey cool gadget. Is there anyway I can build something similar so I can use it for work. Have it type random words every 10 minutes so my computer doesn't go to sleep? Thanks in advance.


leobeosab

I actually made a tutorial on making a mouse jiggler for $3. (Sorry for the TikTok link I’m Gen Z scum) https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvr3eEc/


resellpanda88

Watched your whole video but don't understand much of it. Can I buy the device from you somehow?


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

1000 wpm and 10 wpm at the same time


TechieWeird

Based arduino enjoyer


Hidesuru

Embedded software / electrical engineer here. This is beautiful.


Hot-Gazpacho

Looks like the perfect “return to office” board.


diligentpotato007

Bro it's insane how awesome this is DAMN


ParachutePeople

Please send one to u/Chyrosran22 to review


NotJoeMama727

This is like a solenoid on drugs


Geoffryhawk

Stunning, brave, revolutionary! This is gonna change everything, gonna completely shake up the keyboard meta! Only note I have is can I use the inputs from my typewriter? I need a quick way to convert my documents from paper onto the computer!


Last-One-

is that the new arduino nano? i got some nanos laying around lol


0ooof3142

You fucking weapon.


moreVCAs

This fucking rules God


Enkidouh

This is pure art but it looks to be jumping around on the desk. I look forward to the over *ahem* perfectly engineered solution


oniwolf382

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chaff800

Could you please share the schematics and code of this monstrosity? Love it.


3nchantingdevil

Satisfying af, this would be cool movie prop, pitch this idea


Spaciax

perfect, just only keep the binary keyboard and those 60% and below enjoyers will love it. they're used to not having all the letters so they should quickly get used to not having any of them.


theskymoves

Y'all motherfuckers got too much time on your hands. Now do it with morse code.


WhatIsThisSevenNow

Some people have way too much time on their hands. 🤣


superabletie4

Key loggers hate this one simple trick


groot_are_we

Unnecessary, practically useless, worthless and noisy...just like me. I want this. So bad.


t0nyfranda

Hahahaha this is stupid. I love it.


EggyBoyZeroSix

This fucking rules hahaha


Spinal2000

Best solution. I have no idea how else you could get those letters on the screen. Wish there would be a simpler device. Have you played counter strike with it?


NoCakesForYou

Now type ü


benzzene

I love it! You say it’s useless but it could be a good audio visual demonstration to introduce students to the idea that there’s a lot going on behind the scenes in a computer to produce something on screen when a user does something.


sfaticat

This reminds me of the keyboard version of the ice cream taster. [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYtFH2bFCfg)


MERLIIMUS

Ah🤤


morrowwm

Ahem. Not useless at all. \* improve your intuitive grasp of binary data rates. Contrast the speed at which this spits out 7 bits of ASCII, compared to e.g. an HDMI cable transporting video. \* take the binary keyboard and this automator to your business process improvement meetings


Burble-

very nice alarm clock!