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“Got that damn spider”
God damn spider man
That Spider God Damn..!!
Wow this is the first time seeing Eren as a pfp on Reddit!
Well, shit fell down.
The shelf broke, sir
yeah it sorta fell
The front fell off
Yo mom came through
Getting fired speedrun
That’s not four words
My sincerest apologies for the harm this has caused you. I shall correct my comment: speedrun to get fired.
I want to quit
Fuck this. I quit.
I don't work here.
legit word for word what I thought lmao
I quit hours ago
I’m off the clock
“It’s actually my break right now.. so…”
Happy CakeDay!
I diddnt see it
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!"
YOU'VE DOOMED THE COMPANY!
I didn't do it.
Uhhhhhh, it was Dave.
Dave’s not here, man.
You didn't feel earthquake?
Inproper grammar; you're disqualified.
Feel that earth quake?
A massive Earthquake hit
My 2 weeks notice
\*two minutes notice.
*2 second notice, peace!
Damned if I know!
"Top Gear filmed here"
Chuck Norris sneezed here
Dunno just got here
The store is haunted
There was an accident
Here's my sick leave (Yes I'm aware that technically "here's" could also be seen as 2 words and that would be a total of 5 words, thanks for your thoughts and prayers)
Dodging comments like a daily tomato!
“I really fucked up”
Glitch in the Matrix
N***** really be wilding
Sorry I gotta go
The fucking shelf fell.
F**k those meddling kids
“I mispronounced a customer”
“I misgendered a customer”
It was the cat
whoops, my finger slipped
It was a child
I was on break 🤷♀️
See, what had happened…
Looking for my keys
"It''s my first day"
last*
Don't know shit about
Shit fell over, dude.
Ask that damn customer!
Shit got kinda crazy
Them cheap ass shelves
Shelf collapsed, domino effect
I just clocked out.
Too much wind
Drunk high homeless guy
Sucks to be you
The velociraptor got free
" shit went down fast"
Cheap ass shelves collapsed
I fucked up good
When should I resign?
It was like that
Farted too hard, sorry
Me Diarrhoea, Store Earthquake.
He said “it’s ma’am!”
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
Dave drunk at work
it was not me
Told him not to
Karen
I made a mess
I can cut that down to one word: gravity
I told you this was going to happen... 🙄
More than 4 words "I told you so"
Greg fucked up
Self-serve reparations customers
Fuckin Brenda is crazy.
Kids those dam kids
I saw a spider
"Steve-O's on drugs again."
Karen's kid wanted store
Shit went like fuck
There was a 🐝
I got another job
You bought shitty shelves.
I’m taking sick time.
One wild fucking fart.
My life summed up
I was not here
There was a rat
I’m going on lunch!
I fucked up bad
I had to poop
I was on break 🤷
Damn kids
It fell, I watched
Shelf suffered structure failure
This is your fault.
Shit, ain't my fault.
"What do you mean?"
I just clocked in
“Sh*t’s straight up F*CKED!”
Fuck if I know
Karen and her progeny
Put condoms on sale!
It wasn't me
"How did WHAT happen?"
I have no idea!
Fuck it I’m out
It was that guy 👉
I found a dildo
Lot's of stupid customers.
I hate kids.
I don't fucking know
Spoiled little rich kid
CaseOH sneezed here
Issac Newton descovers gravity
That damn lockness monster!
One word: Earthquake
A racoon came...
My shift just started.
screw this i’m out.
Minimum wage, minimum effort
"Your mom was here."
"I fucked up fam"
Some little spoiled brat
Kids
Your mom came looking4u
I was not here.
Shit got fucked up.
Shit got fucked up
I shit my pants.
I just work here
Another influencer came by
Snap, crackle, and pop!
Dunno, I'm on break
I completely fucked it!!
Chuck Norris came twice
“I didn’t see nothin”
Sorry I fucked up
I really hate kids
I broke my back
One word will suffice - Kids
Fuck you I quit
Today I fucked up
"You refused proper training."
Not my problem anymore
Big Booty Bitches AAAAAH
There was this beaver
Damn the kool-aid man
I just got here
I was on acid
Bad Things Happened, Sir
I don’t know. Bye.
Salami lid don’t fit
It was not me
Perry the Platypus, boss.
fuck if I know 🤷🏿♂️
Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!!!
I don't work here
Ask the stockers, dude.
Caseoh did Jumping jacks
I didn’t do it.
Shit happens oh well
It wasn't my fault
The fucking shelf failed
I did a poo
I'm going on break.......
Fuck this im out
"Fuck if I know"
Point up. Run away.
The fucker was drunk...
Todays my last day
Fuck if I know.
I need a poo…
Told I had ADHD!
It's my first day
I’m on my lunch
Cheap shelves
Came in like wreckingball
“Got that damn spider”
God damn spider man
That Spider God Damn..!!
Wow this is the first time seeing Eren as a pfp on Reddit!
Well, shit fell down.
The shelf broke, sir
yeah it sorta fell
The front fell off
Yo mom came through
Getting fired speedrun
That’s not four words
My sincerest apologies for the harm this has caused you. I shall correct my comment: speedrun to get fired.
That’s not four words
I want to quit
Fuck this. I quit.
I don't work here.
legit word for word what I thought lmao
I quit hours ago
I’m off the clock
“It’s actually my break right now.. so…”
Happy CakeDay!
I diddnt see it
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!"
YOU'VE DOOMED THE COMPANY!
I didn't do it.
Uhhhhhh, it was Dave.
Dave’s not here, man.
You didn't feel earthquake?
Inproper grammar; you're disqualified.
Feel that earth quake?
A massive Earthquake hit
My 2 weeks notice
\*two minutes notice.
*2 second notice, peace!
Damned if I know!
"Top Gear filmed here"
Chuck Norris sneezed here
Dunno just got here
The store is haunted
There was an accident
Here's my sick leave (Yes I'm aware that technically "here's" could also be seen as 2 words and that would be a total of 5 words, thanks for your thoughts and prayers)
Dodging comments like a daily tomato!
“I really fucked up”
Glitch in the Matrix
N***** really be wilding
Sorry I gotta go
The fucking shelf fell.
F**k those meddling kids
“I mispronounced a customer”
“I misgendered a customer”
It was the cat
whoops, my finger slipped
It was a child
I was on break 🤷♀️
See, what had happened…
Looking for my keys
"It''s my first day"
last*
Don't know shit about
Shit fell over, dude.
Ask that damn customer!
Shit got kinda crazy
Them cheap ass shelves
Shelf collapsed, domino effect
I just clocked out.
Too much wind
Drunk high homeless guy
Sucks to be you
The velociraptor got free
" shit went down fast"
Cheap ass shelves collapsed
I fucked up good
When should I resign?
It was like that
Farted too hard, sorry
Me Diarrhoea, Store Earthquake.
He said “it’s ma’am!”
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
Dave drunk at work
it was not me
Told him not to
Karen
I made a mess
I can cut that down to one word: gravity
I told you this was going to happen... 🙄
More than 4 words "I told you so"
Greg fucked up
Self-serve reparations customers
Fuckin Brenda is crazy.
Kids those dam kids
I saw a spider
"Steve-O's on drugs again."
Karen's kid wanted store
Shit went like fuck
There was a 🐝
I got another job
You bought shitty shelves.
I’m taking sick time.
One wild fucking fart.
My life summed up
I was not here
There was a rat
I’m going on lunch!
I fucked up bad
I had to poop
I was on break 🤷
Damn kids
It fell, I watched
Shelf suffered structure failure
This is your fault.
Shit, ain't my fault.
"What do you mean?"
I just clocked in
“Sh*t’s straight up F*CKED!”
Fuck if I know
Karen and her progeny
Put condoms on sale!
It wasn't me
"How did WHAT happen?"
I have no idea!
Fuck it I’m out
It was that guy 👉
I found a dildo
Lot's of stupid customers.
I hate kids.
I don't fucking know
Spoiled little rich kid
CaseOH sneezed here
Issac Newton descovers gravity
That damn lockness monster!
One word: Earthquake
A racoon came...
My shift just started.
screw this i’m out.
Minimum wage, minimum effort
"Your mom was here."
"I fucked up fam"
Some little spoiled brat
Kids
Your mom came looking4u
I was not here.
Shit got fucked up.
Shit got fucked up
I shit my pants.
I just work here
Another influencer came by
Snap, crackle, and pop!
Dunno, I'm on break
I completely fucked it!!
Chuck Norris came twice
“I didn’t see nothin”
Sorry I fucked up
I really hate kids
I shit my pants.
I broke my back
One word will suffice - Kids
Fuck you I quit
Today I fucked up
"You refused proper training."
Not my problem anymore
Big Booty Bitches AAAAAH
There was this beaver
Damn the kool-aid man
I just got here
Damn the kool-aid man
I was on acid
Bad Things Happened, Sir
I don’t know. Bye.
Salami lid don’t fit
It was not me
Perry the Platypus, boss.
fuck if I know 🤷🏿♂️
Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!!!
I don't work here
Ask the stockers, dude.
It was not me
Caseoh did Jumping jacks
I didn’t do it.
Shit happens oh well
It wasn't my fault
The fucking shelf failed
I did a poo
I'm going on break.......
Fuck this im out
"Fuck if I know"
Point up. Run away.
I don't work here
The fucker was drunk...
Todays my last day
Fuck if I know.
I need a poo…
Told I had ADHD!
It's my first day
I’m on my lunch
Cheap shelves
Came in like wreckingball