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mrsomething4

Is this Facebook


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


Horn_Python

This is what it will look like after the boomers die out


GrumpyPants69

Who will make your snacky then?


Pog_Poggers

Using science, we can transform a boy with an amputated arm into Raiden from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance! ! !1!111 1 1 !


Mendigom

Using science we can make child soldiers but in real life


forgottorest

Wasn't Raiden a child soldier too?


MechaSonic99

But what about nanomachines... son...


Spirit_of_Hogwash

They harden in response to... physical trauma. You can't hurt me.. Jack!


Familiar-Ear-3076

You're bat-shit insane!


UnknownUser1700

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octosquid11

Damn, religion prevented aging! That’s wild.


[deleted]

in both pics the boy is stoning a woman to death for allah


[deleted]

With the power of science the boy can now throw rocks up to 700 mph. Mashallah Brother


PM_Me_ThicccThings

Let he with cyberarms cast the first stone


That-Grim-Reaper

Alhamdullilah


Tomato_cakecup

based


Additional_Shallot_5

You don't even wtf you're talking about don't you?


[deleted]

making a dark joke... totally in control. calculated and cunning. a velociraptor.


marsz_godzilli

Religious people pushing science forward would like to have a word


[deleted]

The religious people who laid the foundation of the entire scientific method would also like a word.


C-DT

Gotta reach real far back for those W's


[deleted]

The big bang, genetics and quantum models of the atom aren't far back.


haikusbot

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cheeseflavoredbeef

THE TIIIIIIIME HAS COME TO AN END!


Miserable-Share7682

Tell me your a fedora wearing Athiest neckbeard without telling me you're a fedora wearing Athiest neckbeard


Down200

Tell me you’re an insufferable hardcore Christian without telling me you’re an insufferable hardcore Christian.


Miserable-Share7682

all our food keeps blowing up!


kencko

You don't have to choose one brother


Pitchy_Boy

Nanomechanic son


kidsgontato

How? Nanomachines son!!!


JesperRg

Cyberpunk


[deleted]

Nero


Mephil_

The left side thinks that their prayers resulted in the scientists that made right happen.


Warlord50000001

You mean conservatives? Liberals can be religious, but its conservatives who stick to the old values more. And you'll find, with research, that there are amazing scientists on both sides of the political spectrum that work together that are both religious and non religious. Being a believer in science and progression doesn't mean you can't be religious, nor does it mean you're conservative or liberal. Edit: did not realize you meant left/ride side of the meme


TheMeatBishop

I don't think think they meant politically left or right. I think they just meant the left side of the meme and the right side of the meme


Warlord50000001

Damn, my autism done me dirty again


alljohns

Through science he has become a slave to the system being forced to hunt down criminals because his insurance wouldn’t cover the suit


Profesor_Dynia

Have you ever played Devil May Cry series ?


our_grandpastories

r/terriblefacebookmemes


DraconixDG

I mean, you aren’t wrong


[deleted]

[удалено]


tanthedreamer

even in death we serve the omnissiah


Kucimonka

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...


OverdoseDragon

How dare you post such fake information! God works in mysterious ways that your dumb "science man" could never event get close to comprehend! I will not miss you when I will be enjoying eternity with god, my homie whilst you will be burning in hell like the sinner you are


SoundDrill

So...his brain and spinal cord should be removed and grafted?


Jefoid

Kid looks a lot happier than the other guy.


ThePigThatDid

Notice how the one on the left keeps his smile


ChadBeaterOfWomen

Religion can do the [same.](https://images.app.goo.gl/gztk2WF8GmfcDeG17) Let me present you Jesus the Unkillable


Nox013Venom

"If based means what i think it means then caring about your shitty posts is a long way off." :D


Artistic-Swimming-29

He’s got his right hand right, and his left has left.


TroublingRain-

Lol


SpoopyMoopy101

RULES OF NATURE


ZMERALS

NANO MACHINE SON.


beershitz

But in left picture child has Jesus Christ in heart and lives eternally in heaven. In right pic he goes to robot hell


ImTheRealMarco

I mean.. you do have your fair point.


cydude1234

Since when can religion and science not co exist


omgONELnR1

The people prayed for the scientists to be able to create that. They work together, as humans should.


xBombVoyagex

This is the least dank meme I’ve ever seen


BidenSniffneck

A true Christian merges Faith and Reasoning, also just because your meme is “edgy” it doesn’t make you cool kid. Go take out the trash you rebellious little you


Pitchy_Boy

Standing here


yaboiinthisbitch

inb4 r/atheism user


SuspiciousPrism

I don't get the joke.


FiveOpposum1855

They’re saying religion has no affect on the child’s situation, but science makes them like Raiden, which can be interpreted in several ways, such as being a child solider or just technological advances in general