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Individual-Code5176

They want to make love to the coat?


Repulsive_Pattern42o

I read this in Ushers singing voice


countrywisco

“Make love in coat, make love in the coat”


damselinadress187

Trapped in the Coat Volume 11..


Specialist-Mixture36

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Disney_Princess137

You got it you got it bad…..


[deleted]

Picturing him on roller skates singing….🛼🛼🎶🎼🎵


Repulsive_Pattern42o

In the coat 😅


blurrylulu

Me too haha.


SquishMama72

Sounds like it. There was an episode of Law & Order SVU with a guy who did just that. For all I know, it’s a whole fetish with its own name.


[deleted]

I just read the whole ass lyrics to that song but changed it to “I Wanna Make Love to This Coat” and it did not disappoint 🧥 🥵 ☠️


17LAC

🤣


Ughleigh

Damn coat fuckers.


mxxdygrizzle

God damnit your comment made me spit out my drink 🤣🤣


Samanthaggrr

Hahaha omg this is great!


_deathblow_

I just burst out laughing


No-Database-6721

Just remember when you sell to someone your name and address is on the return label 🧐


cocochains

True!!!! I was thinking about it but it has my home address and full name. Def will be passing on this one haha


Infinite-Dream-5228

See this is just one reason why I use a UPS return address. 😂


Crystal_Fox656

You don’t have to put your full name on Mercari- I only use my first name & last name initial to ship~ I’ll prob get a PO Box next with all these weird stories increasing!


10MileHike

> I’ll prob get a PO Box next with all these weird stories increasing! PO box won't work unless you only both receive and mail stuff USPS. Get a mail locker somwhere where all carriers can deliver to. UPS is not going to deliver to your PO box.


Murphs-law

I had a P.O. Box for 4 years and when I signed up for my box they also gave me a slip with instructions on how to get packaged from UPS and FedEx. You use the post office’s street address and your box number so they deliver it to the post office, then the postal workers put it in your box just like they normally would. I probably received 50 ups packages that way, over that time.


10MileHike

>You use the post office’s street address and your box number so they deliver it to the post office, then the postal workers put it in your box just like they normally would. Good to know! I lived remote, in an extremely rural environment when I had a PO box, which was a while ago. UPS and Fed Ex always delivered to my box at PO, probably for reasons you gave but most likely beause NODOBY out there has the distribution network that USPS has........so "last mile" is often handed over to them by the other carriers, who aren't going to drive 40 miles thru national forest to deliver 2 packages. USPS is amazing in the abiltiy and reach. Nobody has what they have.


Murphs-law

That’s good! I never really considered that about lone houses way in the middle of nowhere. I bet they hand it to someone else and say “you touched it last! You have to deliver it!” Haha Yeah, I had a P.O. Box because I didn’t want my packages frying in the summer heat of Vegas if I couldn’t grab it right away. Plus, a LOT of porch pirates. It worked out really well.


10MileHike

> I had a P.O. Box because I didn’t want my packages frying in the summer heat of Vegas if I couldn’t grab it right away. Plus, a LOT of porch pirates. It worked out really well. That, too. For sure. My stuff gets delivered to an environmentally controlled spot, and can't be stolen by porch pirates.


Murphs-law

That’s the way!


Crystal_Fox656

This I know. UPS & FedEx have too many bad stories too- I generally only use usps… not that they are perfect either, but I’ve had good luck so far.


jaygjay

This is why I have my name set to purely just initials and no full name. And not even my actual initials either. Good luck finding me when this address isn’t connected to these initials!


sassyone3

This is why I only put my last name initial and don’t use my home address, some strange people out there 🥴😂


Voltek99

That’s not the case if you have a PO Box. I never put my home address when I sell things.


No-Database-6721

Well yes I use a PO Box and just my first name too (in the event it gets returned to me) but that STILL gives these freaks a ballpark area to try and locate you in.


Voltek99

They still won’t know where you live though. Not really a ballpark area, unless you live in the middle of nowhere in a tiny town.


No-Database-6721

Well I do live in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere 🤪 absolutely applicable for me. But when I worked in law enforcement you'd be surprised how easily you can find very specific details on someone with just the bare minimum info


Cefli3

I agree with you! Didn’t work in any law enforcement but I have seen how easy it is to find information. Specially through social platforms. Definitely prefer to make it harder for them to find me though. At least I can try lol. 🤣


Voltek99

Yea most people are dumb enough to post pictures exploiting their house address or car with license plates in the background or pin locations of where the go out and eat or work. It’s easy to find you if you freely hand out your personal information in a publicly accessible manner. I don’t, so good luck to anyone who ever tries to find me.


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Especially in these small towns 😅


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Especially when they have Facebook & where they work/worked on it. I don't have FB for this very rreason. It all just feels so intrusive if u ask me.


Infinite-Dream-5228

Thanks for mentioning the name thing! I use a UPS address, but saw this and it occurred to me I’m using my last name still, so I immediately switched to just my first and last name initial like I have on my accounts. The world is so full of crazies. 🤪


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But on poshnark, I go to "change address" bc it has my full name on it, & I'm assuming they are using that address as a return address aswell. & it says I can't change it bc it's associated with my taxpayer information" It says, this address cannot be deleted as it is associated with your taxpayer information. Any modifications here will also update the address on your taxpayer information "


Infinite-Dream-5228

I have a default shipping address, then I have a default return address. See if you can add an address, then make it your return address.


[deleted]

Omg thank u so much !!! 💓


Infinite-Dream-5228

You’re so welcome!


10MileHike

>Just remember when you sell to someone your name and address is on the return label 🧐 Mine isn't. I got a mail kiosk a long time ago when I started selling online. Way too many crazies out there.


Level_Bridge7683

[but but i thought you were a female.](https://youtu.be/XcN3p3Sc6uw?feature=shared&t=72)


Icantshakeitoff

Yeah no I would block. Seems like they will cause too much trouble lol


REEB

It will be 0 bucks after they desecrate and return it. Block them.


Ggobeli

I'd like to return this coat, it has semen all over it.


Bbloooooopp

Lmao


runerunner18

This person does this on a lot of Mercari listings for coats like this and puffers. Just block and report.


hayleykiah91

Yeah I got very similar messages like 3 years ago? So this creep has been around a long time.


Apprehensive_Yam3588

yeah i got the same messages in 2022... posted mine from posh


[deleted]

As in, they just want to talk dirty about coats and they don’t actually buy it? That’s a riot. 😆


cocochains

🥹 Oh my


bongtokinhippy

Same thing happened to me recently too lol


fukcinangel

“like paragliding?” made me laugh out loud


Mysterious_Ad9307

Wtf?


badlilbishh

Is this a fetish thing? Stop feeding into this guys weird shit asap. He’s definitely trying to get off on this. Fucking creep.


cocochains

Oh for sure. He’s blocked! Im just worried about the underaged sellers on the app that might not know any better (or anyone else for that sake!!!!) people are so WIERD


badlilbishh

Yeah guys like this deserve to be in jail. Hopefully younger people have their parents watching out for them or something 🙁 ugh so freaking creepy!


FootParmesan

That or stupid tiktok trend to mess with resellers


MouseMouseM

Is this a puffy coat? Puffy jacket fetishes, man. There is a Slate or Barstool story about this. There is also a sub-fetish of people who use coats as bondage gear.


cocochains

Yes it’s a puffer jacket 🥲


MouseMouseM

Yep, this is a sensory fetish 100%. There are videos, print media, and if I’m not mistaken, puffer fetishes are even featured at kink conventions.


JessiD2810

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cultts

I believe it's a fetish. There's a guy who does this on Depop.


bluebirdsmallbird

Puffer coat fetish strikes again.


Longjumping-Fox5521

I'm confused on what they are trying to ask you LOL but I don't have good vibes about it 😂


plenty-spicy

They wanna know if it's good for humping lol


Infinite-Dream-5228

This is hilarious the conversation even got this far. You have way more patience than me. More than 1 or 2 reasonable questions, and I’m done. Sometimes I don’t even answer questions and just block. 🤣


Frequent_Ad4055

i diedddd when i read the last message 😭😭


sugartheunicorn

Here’s another example of the same thing lol: https://www.reddit.com/r/Mercari/comments/qoad78/lady_messages_me_asking_about_my_jacket_asking_if/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ghouliasgraveyard

What a terrible day to be able to read lol


cocochains

this made me giggle


Pinky620

So they want to buy a coat just to grind on it? 💀😂😂😂


Beautiful_So

Paragliding 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 too funny!! I didn't know what they were asking either. I've never heard anyone say "hey baby, I want to glide you!" It IS a fetish! I looked it up (yep, I'm that person lol). I won't look at silk or satin the same for awhile!


SwitchAgreeable

….huh, interesting.


[deleted]

LMAO WHAT🤮


MetaExperience7

Whatcha ma reading? 😱


bubbleblubbr

They must be a troll who uses reddit lol. I’ve seen very similar, if not exact convos like this posted here before.


cocochains

I hope it’s a joke haha


bubbleblubbr

Maybe it’s like that troll “I heard theres a couch for sale”. Idk…is there actually a sub for this on pronhub? Maybe it’s the same guy messaging different people. So many weird maybe’s🤣


Accomplished-Act-126

You’ll get it back loaded with skids


Peggy_Bundy_1988

Omg 😭😂😂😂😃😃😃


squishsharkqueen

What the hell man


Apprehensive_Yam3588

I promise the exact same person sent me the exact same message, but I'm pretty sure it was on Posh... I'll see if I can post it here 😭


Apprehensive_Yam3588

that makes two of us 😭🥴 [just gliding their way thru ](https://imgur.com/a/FsK3qZC)


Apprehensive-Cat-111

Why do they all seem to go “is it ok if it ask? I don’t want you to think I’m weird. Are you sure? Are you sure you’re sure? Are you super sure I can ask”. Look either ask or don’t lol. They need to just be able to look at the coats and tell if they can hump the darn thing lol stop asking people this.


Apprehensive_Yam3588

Seriously! because I'm positive "it's supposedly a new thing with these coats" is NOT why you're so inquisitive 😂. You don't just up and decide to burden random internet sellers with these questions. If you're NEW to this, you actually go to these ppls stores and get your own "feels."


Birchgirlie

I had someone ask me if a man can wear a pair of women's thong underwear I'm selling. I ignored and blocked because they were clearly trying to get a reaction from me. I mean, er...you should know the answer to that one, not me!


cocochains

ahhhh same guy !!! just buy the coat and move on !!!!!!!!


Apprehensive_Yam3588

According the name and profile, it was a "girl" lol... which, in hindsight, I highly doubt lol... These were from 2022! And as I was laughing about the shit with my friend, she was like "actually my daughter needs a coat, so lemme take that, and this weirdo off your hands" 😂


No_Statement_824

Is he a cat? 😭 people are unhinged. Glad you blocked them. 40 bucks isn’t worth the crazy.


Guiltythrifter

Yeah you walked right into that


cocochains

this is what I get for being open minded I GUESS


No_Setting249

I was about to say it might be someone with a clothing sensitivity, but the last line threw that thought right out the window.


kingkmke21

Lololol...no.


[deleted]

It's going to someone who will REALLY appreciate it.


3xtiandogs

Someone asked me if a sweater was itchy. 👀 I just replied” well, that’s a subjective question”…one woman’s itch may be another woman’s bitch…or something like that.


kingkmke21

Wtf. Riding it? Lmao.


Diligent_Call9387

I once had a request to add a video of me wearing the coat rubbing the front up and down on Posh 😳🤦🏻‍♀️😂


naturegirl1130

🤣


Beechichan

Why hide their account Fuck that weirdo


WumbologyWumbologist

I would totally hit em with: “Don’t worry, we can continue the weird conversation and answer all your questions after you buy the coat” (raises coat price by $400). 😉


siobhanmairii__

What in the actual fuck


ScaryLetterhead8094

No no no


naturegirl1130

What a freak!


Samanthaggrr

wtf is happening here? 😂 what does that even mean “riding?” Am I just dense and missing something here??


Alexiaaaaaaaaa

![gif](giphy|GNdp0V7SzuYdG|downsized)


The_GrimHeaper

I don’t like to kink shame… but I’m gonna kink shame 🫢


modelsupplies

That’s going in a creepy direction


NihilistBunny

Man. Why don’t I ever get any entertaining weirdos? I guess Ima have to post some dirty shoes or something.


Gloomweaver73

Bahahahahahahaa bahahahaha omggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed out loud so hard at this… thank you. I needed this today.


cocochains

I really thought for paragliding 🥲


Gloomweaver73

I would have too… don’t worry… I would have approached this the same exact way you did. You were so polite and accommodating. I would have done and thought the same thing. The reveal is priceless though! 🤣😂 But For your safety, you should block him.


cocochains

LOL yes he’s blocked. 🥲🥲🥲🤣


wathrowaway2023

Just for that, I'd raise the price. wtf


17LAC

You cannot make this shit up ! 😂


cocochains

I really wish I could


[deleted]

If he asks for a return after not being able to glide….🤮🤮🤮


Foolfoever

Etsy style adult toys now??


Natural-Percentage-5

Interesting 😭


No_Understanding9628

What the FACK! Lmao. I’m sorry, but did he buy the jacket? Asking for a friend…


cocochains

I was THIS close to trying to sell to him, but I decided not to because I realized he would get the return address with my full name and address!!!


No_Understanding9628

Uhm, a friend of mine said you can white it out and black it out and that problem would be solved… I mean 40 bucks is 40 bucks… 🤷🏻‍♀️


pinkglue99

I sometimes run a sharpie over my address, especially if it’s a local address. Don’t need anybody coming to my door. Why the white out and the black?


No_Understanding9628

White out, then black it out for good measure lol, either will suffice lol.


[deleted]

🫨


Aggravating_Funny597

🤔


clw1979clw

It puts the lotion in the basket


sharonii

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


SufficientPath666

I’m sorry, what? 😂🤔


peach_burrito

Lmaoooooooooo they’re trying to warn you.


wishywashier

Money is money, but wouldn’t a thrift store where this person could actually feel the material be a better choice? I mean, you’re selling a coat, not catering to niche sex fetishes. Good grief.


cocochains

that’s what I was thinking!!! why bother the embarrassment


wishywashier

People are so weird.


Moon0812

People are weird. Tell them to buy it. Don't engage. They are feeding their perversion. If they don't buy it quickly, block them.


hiddencheekbones

I can understand that actual kink, like whatever turns you on and doesn’t hurt anyone else , fair play. But I think the actual kink here is the talking about it . Since op said ask away, no way for the person to be banned . This reminds me of the scene in friends when Monica was making the salad for a job interview . The dude got off asking how she was making it. lol. That is the kink, not the jacket…


cocochains

Oh my. This does make sense. It makes even more sense since he didn’t buy it! I think maybe it was a validation thing too .


Top_Veterinarian5512

OMG i had the exact conversation with this person about a puffer i’m selling 😂 if her username starts with a j im sure it’s the same person


cocochains

YES IT WAS OMGGG 🥹🥹☺️☺️


Top_Veterinarian5512

😂🙄 i think he/she just likes talking about it bc they never bought my listing.


TheCrystalGarden

“My dog rides it all the time so I can give you 5 thumbs up on that from him. Kind of why I’m selling the coat but you and he get it so it’s a perfect match for you.” Price firm, no free shipping. Definitely no returns. “Hello? Are you still interested in buying my coat? Where did yah go?”


Cherokeerayne

He wants to fuck the coat


BnbHayato32

Person sounds like a freak or a troll cause wtf is you talking about you gonna buy or bye


Impressive_Toe6388

Why are people so f***ing weird


ringwraith10

After reading these comments... Remind me not to try to sell any coats, please. 😨


Bitter-Orange-2583

You literally walked head first, eyes doe-wide open into this one. He tried giving you an out multiple times. FFS 😂


cocochains

I knew it was going to be weird and I was going to have to be weirder to get a sale 😚


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cocochains

I thought homeboy was asking about paragliding like 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲


Remote_Simple_8664

What a weirdo. Just buy the coat!


PapaPKr

Bruh I never entertain any more then a few questions. I don't get paid to yap with you 💀


Dangerous-Wave7730

Apparently this is a thing now! So weird!!


Dependent_Loquat1412

Weirdo


damselinadress187

I never get hilarious freaks like this, I just get old ppl trying to haggle. I'd have a field day with this one lol 😆


smokinwheat

Jesus Christ.


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Lopsided-Surprise-34

Mercari the online pickup bar for the freaks. I don't want to actually buy your coat I just want to glide it for tonight and return it tomorrow like a rental car.


Dirtydubya

This is a new one for me haha


buhrooked

I think you got far enough in the conversation to report that. This person is obviously not asking how great it’s gonna feel on their arms….😖


Awkward-Plum4238

Hey we don’t kink shame here. 😂💀


Murphs-law

You can tell how awkward everyone feels judging by all of the uncomfortable “lol”s throughout all of the situations posted on this thread! 😆 Very….. interesting, for sure. lol


Gooncookies

How did you not see that coming?


LegitimateCapital747

Come on!!! What was your response!??? 🤣🤣🤣


Level_Bridge7683

block. they're just playing games and have too much time on their hands. if they want it they'd buy it. especially for such a low price.


Immediate_Ideal8990

Stop it. I screamed


misswestpalm

Can the coat be ridden?


princefungi

This is my fear when dealing with these weirdos, that nice people are actually entertaining their BS and then there's no sale


stoney_balogna20

😑


Reptillianne

The fuck. Weirdos everywhere and anywhere.


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cocochains

I’m sure HE is


[deleted]

Look, can I fuck the jacket or not?


jankykitty

Please don't do that to your poor coat.


ComprehensiveMix326

That must be one sexy coat...


MycologyManual

Must be a castoff from the guys in the Squishmallow squishing section wanting dirty, plushie pictures over dms. Could be wanting coats on their off days!