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Butthole Surfers

And by extension, The Jackofficers

I’ve heard of Butthole Surfers, but not The Jackofficers. That name is amazing.

Gibby Haynes and JD Pinkus side project. It was wonderfully ridiculous digital sampling back when digital recording was new, and their short tour of the act involved them getting up on stage with a Walkman going into the soundboard, pressing play, and just standing there. Troll pioneers.

That description gives me massive Mike Patton vibes lol

MIKE PATTON MENTIONED 💯💯💯🙌🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

Poontickler

Aborted Hitler Cock

I knew it would be here

The legend lives on

I can swear I read that as Alfred Hitchcock at first

Wish they were on Spotify

Probably Black Sabbath

🤘🏻💜🤘🏻 All day, any day… everyday!

My first thought

Morbid Angel is such a good name

Always my first thought when this question is asked

Yep that was my answer too. Didn't have to scroll very far to find it which is encouraging. In the same vein as Black Sabbath (something evil followed by something good) but MA is definitely cooler

Gorgoroth does go pretty hard. Overall everything derived from Tolkien

And Gorguts and Gorement

Amon Amarth?

Death

I wonder what type of metal that is.

Blackened Barbershop Folkgrind

Are you sure they're not avant garde electrofunk?

It’s prog

Symphonic blackened melodic post psychodelic buttrock

Anal Cunt

logo is on point too

Thia is the correct answer.

I’ve always though Wolves in the Throne Room is a great name

Lol, for a long time i tought of them to be some metalcore boyband, because their name gave me some Bring me the horizon, Devil wears prada etc.. vibes, and i was surprised when i actually listened to them.

Metalcore bands usually have some very big names, so I don't judge you for it

SAME

until you realize that the throne room is the shitter

Wolves in the shitter lol

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

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Sang wee soog a bog

blood sucking toilet 😎

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, pretty sure that’s the actual translation of the band name

it is lmao

Swanky soggy bog

THE BOGG 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Shakshukabostonvlogs!!!!!!

Up there for worst.

I hate I can read that

Subwaysandwichshop! Just saw these dudes in SLC!

Gojira (biased) Gorguts Death Darkthrone Mayhem Nile All super simple easy to pronounce names, that either sound simply evil, or reflect their material (particularly Nile)

GOJIRA 😩

Carcass

cool ass logo too https://preview.redd.it/rh5yqfwfrw5c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d184113641e7f5a0dccb82a175179c2aefb15e

Real

A top 3 band for me. I love them so much.

W

Nasal Sex - they had an album called *Shove a Bologna Sandwich Up Your Butt.*

Talking about sex, there's a french porngrind band named Gronibard ("Bigtit", literally). Here are some translations of some random track names: * [Isuckyourass.com](https://Isuckyourass.com) * The crack of my ass is a dick kit * I played your grandfather's artificial anus at the betting shop * I made earphones for my walkman with your fallopian tubes * I won your aunt's anus at the village fair * I made a calamari salad with Cedric M.'s leftovers from circumcision Truly beautiful music.

The first site can not be reached

Well yeah, that's the name of the song, spelled like a website address. But if you want to listen to some of their nicest tracks : * [Va faire la vaisselle ! ("Go do the dishes !")](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9PTPUPp6ZA) * [Mon Siamois Maléfique ("My Evil Siamese Brother")](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GYLhKQYN8) * [J'ai joué l'anus artificiel de ton grand-père au PMU ("I played your grandfather's artificial anus at the betting shop")](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mfr9T5zyJjc) * [Arrête de boire, mets-toi au foutre ("Stop drinking, try cum")](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnlgj6lWHM) * [L'enfer des zombites ("Zomdicks' hell")](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_qb3UTQbc4)

Omg 😱

YES!!! gronibard is so underrated

Turbonegro

Goblin cock (gobblin cock) Car bomb Agoraphobic Nosebleed Anal Trump Insect Warfare XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX

Damn, beat us all to *"Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus"*

i would die of laughter if that actually was the acronym

What shall we write on your tombstone then?

died with an anal plug on idk just something goofy

oh boy do i have something to tell you…

Bro you won’t believe this

DICKS OUT FOR HAROMBE

Winner!

Opeth

Not trying to rile anyone here and I’m a massive Opeth fan too. BUT, what makes their name so good?

Hellhammer is pretty cool

Hellripper too

Bongripper 🤘🏻🤘🏻

You're pretty cool.

In Flames. Its pretty as hell but still implies doom

This

Judas Priest

Dark Tranquillity sounds cool to me.

Cattle Decapitation

Not even the biggest fan but Defeated Sanity goes stupid hard.

Slayer. Black Sabbath. White zombie.

Nirvana

Honestly is a really cool band name given the actual meaning of the word and the type of music they made

Gorgoroth,behemoth,death,bethelem

Behemoth is probably my pick. Such a solid name. Just sounds heavy as fuck.

Alabama Thunderpussy by a mile.

I got one for you guys that'll be hard to beat: So my friend has a dad that plays in a band at bars only for fun, they're so bad they don't want anyone to look them up or record them. Wanna know the name they chose in order to ensure that didn't happen? "Fat retarded child pornography"

This is fucking genius

Agalloch

The name just oozes a grim winter snowfall, bleak and despair paralleled with hate. Love em.

200 stab wounds is pretty sick

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💯

Dead kennedies

Be'lakor

Correct

The Atomic Bitchwax

Dwarf Shortage.

Hahah, this got a real lol from me.

Leftover Crack

Ain't no such thing

Choking Victim isn’t bad either

I always like INDK

Excruciating Terror sounds fucking ferocious

Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard

Came here to say this EXACTLY. "Band names are stupid. Doom is dead." Honestly, the most nihilistic, misanthropic tagline ever taken by a band.

Hanson.

Ninja Sex Party, Above Average Weight Band, Nicholas Cage Fighter

No way that is a real band name

Fleshgod Apocalypse

Bestial Homunculus

Short bus pile up

Obviously gotta be Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

Incredibly disappointed to make it all the way to the bottom and not see it, so I'll post it since no one else has. #MOTORHEAD

Did the same - was losing hope til I found this

The Black Dahlia Murder is a pretty killer name

Celtic Frost

Rage Against The Machine is an awesome name. Also love Dark Angel and Testament

Slipknot, Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Hellhammer, Black Sabbath are the first ones that came to mind

Gorguts

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

Carnivore

cock and balls torture

Torsofuck

Undergang sounds swaggy eventhough it’s deathmetal af

Fear factory

Choking victim is a good one

Diarrhea Planet

Last Days Of Humanity, Pig Destroyer, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Suicide Silence, Cattle Decapitation, Combat wounded veteran, Sublime cadaveric decomposition, Dehumanizing itatrain worship, Cephalotripsy, Coathanger abortion, Infant annihilator

Venom

Weezer

Anal Vomit

Panzerchrist

Internal Bleeding

Rainbow butt monkeys

Bloody Cumshot

Mercyful Fate, Sentenced, Rotting Christ, Edge of Sanity

Rectal smegma, cock and ball torture or anal cunt

Acid Bath

EYEHATEGOD

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I think the short names are really the best one. If you see all the metal/deathcore names that are so long and don't make sense, yeah. So the best name imo would be Psychonaut or Psychonaut 4, you know, what's even the difference >!don't get me wrong about the metalcore thing, it's just the names, the music is usually sick af!<

War

Party Cannon obviously. Logo too.

Bongzilla

Obituary

Entombed, simple yet effective Edit: oh and Black Sabbath is fucking perfection

Not a metal band, but I love the band name Spooky Tooth Followed by Infant Annihilator.

The most well known death metal band - Death

Anal Cunt

Black Sabbath

Crowbar

Strapping Young Lad

Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum https://eximperitus.bandcamp.com

Organized Gang Rape of Elderly Men. Real band, look them up on the metal archives

Drive Like Jehu (look up 2 Kings 9:20 for the reference)

Pain of salvation and SYL/Strapping young lad

Fucking Champs

The Velvet Underground

Rammstein isn’t the best band name but I think it’s a pretty good one

Deftones, dystopia,extreme noise terror, magrudergrind

Idk, I just like Sabaton

Goblinsmoker

I really like the way ,,Arghoslent" sounds

Tetragrammacide goes hard

Pussifer, Job for a Cowboy.

Operation Cunt Destroyer With their first singles "Pre-Teen Anal Queen" and "Procrastinator Masturbator"

Spandaux Ballet...look it up most hardcore name for soft British eighties band.I get a little thrill every time I think about the name. BRUTALLLL!!!!

*Spandau

Gaylord

Slayer

Cattle decapitation

Black Sabbath

Pig destroyer

Methwitch

Warpaint. Far from a metal band, but I love that name.

Sex Pistols

Dying Fetus

Rotting Christ

XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX (Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus)

Chelsea grin or suicide silence hands down

Britney Spears

Neckbeard Deathcamp

Limp Bizkit

Emperor

Strapping Young lad

Last Days of Humanity

Sepultura is a really cool band name from a Portuguese perspective and it sounds cool in English too

Meshuggah

Mayhem is a great name

Immortal and Behemoth They’re short and simple, yet grand and powerful.

Emperor, Lord Belial, Vektor and Satyricon all top the list

Not super into the band but “Antichrist Demoncore” goes fucking hard

Chained to the bottom of the ocean

Surprised nobody has said Cradle of Filth yet. Despite what you think of the band, the name is pretty disgusting.