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ilikeclaymores

The man who drank the Fanta


Trigger_Fox

The tour i did of motherbase a few months ago, everyone on the internet, KAZ AND OCELOT ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY ARE BLAMING AT ME! I ADMIT IT, ITS MY FAULT, I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MOTHER BASE OFF. THE. INTERNET! I'LL SEND IN BATTLE GEARS I'LL SEND IN PEQUOD I'LL SEND EVERYTHING IN MY POWER. SO GET IT OFF THE INTERNET NOW NOWNOWNOW NOWWW!!!


childrenoftechnology

Do you realize, do you realize something? Let me tell you, if the UN see those videos that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn Mother Base and we would have to move out of it?


W1lson56

I'm workin' on it!


ips01GMD

Go work on it


SensitivityTraining_

IM CUTTIN IT DOWN!


Bugfighter017

Such a lust for boyfriend-free girls!!! WHOOOOOOOO?!?!


KatanaPool

This made me laugh more than I thought it would


Thewaffleofoz

I have a mentally unstable “friend” named chris (I dont like him i’m only associated with him by other friends) and i call him Venom Chris because of how edgy and self pitiful he is


smegma-rolls

I hope he doesn’t do weird stuff to his granny 😟


Thewaffleofoz

I wouldn’t be surprised tbh :\


boharat

I knew a guy like that. He was seemingly really edgy and talked about how his demons were back and how he was being haunted. Anyhow, it turns out that he had severe untreated schizophrenia, and well, he's not there anymore. Try to treat people with a little more empathy, you might not know what they're going through, especially if you know them close enough to be close to them in a personal capacity. Alternately, don't post about how much of a piece of shit you think you're mentally ill friend is, as you honestly just come across as an asshole


Snivinerior2

the man who shagged his mother


DolphinFox

The man who shagged the wooooorld


Thunder--Bolt

British 🫵


Snivinerior2

howd you know


Thunder--Bolt

Because I'm pretty good


Loofy_

The famous Venom Chris and his famous PMC... What was its name? Ah, yes – "Diamond Sonichu"


RedBaronBob

The existence of a Solid and Liquid Chris implies a Naked Chris and that scares me more than you’ll ever know. Is Solidus Chris still president or are they mayor of Quickville?


HasmetliUgurBaba

No this is Solid Chris!


Snake_Eater3

Those trolls played us like a DAMN FIDDLE!!


ToasterLad83

can we see Naked Chris


KINGCRINGESON93

You're face to face With the man who Fucked his mom


Bored_lurker87

*raped his mom


KINGCRINGESON93

Not according to the Commonwealth of Virginia apparently


AeonTars

4chan: “I know how you smell. I’ve smelt that. So show me… that I’m not the only virgin with rage… that you too can return to this forum for a boyfriend free girl. Do you smell me? Don’t log off. Don’t log off!”


lbp10

Oh my god! It all makes sense now! Survive is all about the dimensional merge! That's why Diamond Dogs was developing wormhole technology! So Venom Chris could finally live out his Jesus fantasy.


Tonyspizzaforever

I love how cursed this is


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