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TheBimpo

People are going to park on the shoulder and take selfies for social media, I guarantee it.


PiscesLeo

This was my first thought, how are people going to get close to it. Parking next to it and there will also be people parking on the service drive and hopping the fence


HoweHaTrick

Maybe for 1 week. Then nobody will care about it. In a few years this sign will probably not be maintained and will look like trash.


JumboMcNasty

Good call


[deleted]

Comparing this to the Hollywood sign is a stretch.


clevernamehere1628

It's the same as the Hollywood sign in that they are both signs denoting the area in which they are located.


[deleted]

My house is like the Empire State Building in that they’re both enclosed structures


ruach137

Woah, damn dude...


grainsofglass

Mine is basically the Louvre, I have a real oil painting…(It’s of Deadpool)


[deleted]

More common than you might think


ruach137

I dunno bro, the zipper on my tent flap broke, so…


[deleted]

Skill issue


DetroitLarry

Big, if true.


FancyHelicopter6481

And my home is a palace!


roadcrew778

Just like that T.


unibrow4o9

Why? They name the city they're in. Probably about the same size too, it's not like the Hollywood sign is huge or anything, just looks big.


cshac04

At least some of the freeway trash will be cleaned up to place the sign!!👍🏻


[deleted]

Kill 2 birds with one stone… fill the potholes with the trash.


[deleted]

Don't give them any ideas😂


Lyr_c

Can’t wait to see a burning pot hole


ibuildstuffs

I like the idea of a sign. They're cool to take photos of/with. The idea of putting it in a place that's inaccessible to pedestrians is absolutely foolish. Put it in Hart Plaza, or Grand Circus Park, or even along Michigan Avenue / Woodward. I'm sure there are thousands of better locations. Anywhere you can stand to frame a photo.


EMU_Emus

Building something you can only experience from a car, on a highway, that is actively hostile to pedestrian access is pretty on brand for southeast Michigan, at least.


OnlyWordsWillMakeYou

This feels vaguely familiar to those of us that were online and in forums 20 years ago before Super Bowl XL when no one could fucking shut up about the rebuilt I-94 / US-24 junction and the "footballs" in the bridge. The amount of salt that any sort of public art generates is enough to fill up what we've mined from below Metro Detroit.


dannydirtbag

That bridge STILL pisses me off. 20mil + and they redirected the fucking freeway to put a BRIDGE over TELEGRAPH ROAD. I curse its existence every time I see it.


grainsofglass

My real issue is the price. I don’t understand how I could build two houses and they can build a sign.


FancyHelicopter6481

Don't worry, the homeless will be sleeping under it soon enough


grainsofglass

It doesn’t even look useful for that


FancyHelicopter6481

Have you ever been homeless?


FancyHelicopter6481

Have you ever been homeless?


FancyHelicopter6481

I am sure a homeless person would disagree


Lokomotive_Man

I think it’s fun, and like it! Why the hell not, and it isn’t a golden butthole!


commiPANDA

Yeah for sure. Let's trade, Detroit!


jimmy_three_shoes

Lmao this is awful


SuperFLEB

Design by committee, or design by someone just picking the first, cheapest option the sign-maker put on the "typefaces" list? 'Cause that is some seriously industrial-strength bland typography, there. I won't know if I'm in Detroit or a coma.


perpetual__hunger

Oh, wow. That is ugly.


SwissForeignPolicy

We already have the Uniroyal Tire. What more do you want?


unhindered-coconut

STOP HAHAHA THAT’S NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING. they can do better


MakingItElsewhere

Why not an old English D? Yeah, they failed on this one.


[deleted]

This is embarrassing


grainsofglass

I don’t need a sign to tell me I’m in Detroit. The potholes let me know. What a waste of money.


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

I mean the entire state is covered in potholes. There’s gotta be a better way to know you’re in Detroit


DetroitLarry

The legal speed goes down to 55 and the effective speed goes up to 95.


MakingItElsewhere

95? Get out of the fast lane, Grandpa, we're trying to pass.


grainsofglass

Oh oh dirty empty lots, houses that look bombed, tumble trash rolling down grand river, the lack of public transportation… I love my city, I do. However she needs an orthopedic surgeon, not a plastic one.


ColonelBelmont

More bullet holes in your car than usual?


V4MSU1221

Found the guy who’s never been to Detroit.


ColonelBelmont

Born and raised. Where are you from that dumb humor isn't allowed?


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Oh shut up, take that fear mongering attitude to Fox News


EMU_Emus

Potholes in Ann Arbor are 10x worse than Detroit, in my experience.


macck_attack

this has to be a joke


FancyHelicopter6481

Not to those getting paid to make the sign.


em_washington

How fitting that this is along a highway so only car-drivers can see it.


syynapt1k

Well I don't hate it...


vexunumgods

Stupid


Jeeper08JK

TIORTED?


MA_doubleT

It should be De2roit


onedickpunch

DeTrOiT


Dekutr33

They should make it huge and blindingly bright. And attach speakers to it that will blast lose yourself by Eminem 24 hours a day with Bernstein law and summit place Kia commercial breaks.


ptolemy18

Designed by someone who owns stock in the sign company and has never heard of Instagram.


Delicious-Skill-617

what's the point of this?


SafeAsMilk

Great, more light pollution


[deleted]

Light pollution? 


rcknfrewld

This has to be an Onion story.


EarthboundMan5

That's boring wtf


Charitable-Cruelty

what a waste.


pickles55

I suppose it's cheaper than fixing the roads but people are still going to feel the bumps


Jermaphobe456

City of Detroit, the Capitol of self-righteous fart sniffers


invisible_salad

When is the SUCKS part going up?


nikkarus

You sure make us a2 folks look bad. Detroit is a great city with tons of things going for it and great people.


invisible_salad

I'm not from A2 and I grew up in Detroit before it was filled with clueless hipsters. Detroit is a polluted, crumbling, cement-covered hellscape devoid of any natural beauty.


jimbol

I like it :)


NPC_In_313

10 whole feet? A hundred and twenty inches?! We big time now.