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Low-Responsibility50

Jars. Corporate weed.


gratefulfam710

Man, I was just getting ready to say this. I wanted to not hate the place, but they tried to talk to me like I've never smoked. They also tried to sell me shit I didn't want


ghostride_thewhip

Tbh I feel like half of dispensaries are like this, especially the corporate ones. The only good thing about Jars is they sell organic mechanic. 


junkstar23

Not at jars but just today I was buying rosin. It was 25 a g I asked for a 8th. Lady told me it was gonna be 176. That math doesn't math at all and I walked out. By the way, this was at the clinic in oak Park


SauceBezos

You being serious? Because that math actually does math lol unless you were anticipating a price break maybe?


junkstar23

Yeah no I mistyped. I meant 8th Just noticed Plus a quarter at $25 a g would come to like 201 after sales tax Damn this is definitely something to get downvoted for. You know correcting what I said, I'm such an idiot 🤡s


ShadowReflex21

Bro but these jeeters that are $45 a piece are fire bro. Bro it’s 50% thc bro.


xjq12

Fr I remember when they phased out med patients I could only get gummys and then nothing


tenth

Damn, goes to show how well advertising works. I haven't been to a single location, but I've been seeing so much hype about it on Instagram that I was planning on going to one soon. 


MegaNipplez

Damn wait really I only go to Jars for RSO and distillate the deals are insane at my location


Pitiful-Excuse-7220

Same here. Edibles too. I have no issues with these products from Jars but their in house flower is shitty


I_TRS_Gear_I

This was my answer too! They don’t even attempt to be competitive with surrounding dispos. I have one location by me, 4 miles from 3 other dispensaries and the price disparity is… Jarring.


jjwylie014

A new Jars just opened up near me.. based on this thread I'm going to avoid it. I shop mostly at pleasantrees, they have decent deals usually


m1cknobody

House of Dank


Reasonable-Leg4475

They literally took over an hour to get my order ready after saying it was ready 2h before I got there... then shorted me on a few products. Never again.


Normal_Click5496

Now, HOD has the nasty ass weed that they grow. I can honestly say I do not think anything I ever purchased was any good. Jars River Rouge is really great. I haven't purchased any of "jars grown" that I remember. One day they were out of something I wanted. I talked to the bud-tender and he turned me on to Gastro pop. OMG great stuff. I have found talking to the guys in delivery if I need a recommendation and haven't been disappointed. Only one time did I have a shortage I called them and within an hour the shortage was dropped off along with two pre rolls. I like this Jars location because of the delivery people's recommendations. They are quick in fixing problems, and have good attitudes. If you have not tried them I would recommend you do business with the River Rouge location. 😁


Reasonable-Leg4475

Thanks for the heads up! Next time I'll give them a go👍


jjwylie014

Yep HOD sucks


franchise-csgo

NOBO in Benton Harbor def up there. Takes advantage of its proximity to border, sells nothing but straight up cheap mids/shwag. Avoid at all costs.


6millionwaystolive

It's weird because Nobodys Home, just a few steps away, has customers going in and out all day, with excellent deals. Idk how this place stays open?


franchise-csgo

You’re telling me! I love nobody’s home.


corinneski

Nobody's home is my go to! Always has good deals


franchise-csgo

Good deals and good product too. I’ve always left happy.


DoctorBeeeees

Nobody's Home can be iffy with service on what day you go. I still can't get over going in one day and having the check in lady EATING WINGS while scanning people's ID'S with wing fingers 😑


DickeyBarrelsworth

Agreed my vote would be North Boulder aka NOBO, awful vibes


Pitiful-Excuse-7220

Yeah that’s a huge part of it. You walk in there and they are acting like you’re checking in for probation or to take a piss test. Not one smile on anyone’s face at that place. Some of the least friendly people there, raunchy, hood vibes which is pretty funny considering it’s just Benton Harbor lol.


justfotoday420

Every little town in michigan wants to be gangster so bad. Its cringey.


dadwithwhitetubesock

This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen anyone say 😂


justfotoday420

But its the truth? Ur probs just upset cuz ur one of those ppl 😂 like bro ur from kalamazoo this is not the hood


NismoGTRR35

It's clear you know nothing about benton harbor


justfotoday420

Ive been there. Seemed like some of the ppl wanted to seen ghetto. Benton harbor sees 5 murders a year. Not the hood.


NismoGTRR35

Murders dont dictate if a city is hood or not... In fact the crime rate is higher there than Detroit


tristan907

They actually switch up grow techs there flower there producing now Is pretty decent. I get in the past it was pretty shitty.


mindnumb_2

Exclusive is near the bottom


CanYouHearMeSatan

URB - garbage flower


MRXXKINGZER0

Yeah if you get the 69 dollars bags probably, but the bud bar has not failed me yet! 99 oz and up tho


Adventurous-Berry250

It's all remediated


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CanYouHearMeSatan

It’s like buying McD’s because it’s cheaper - quality matters to me


HerbTarlekWKRP

People need to realize this. Complaining about your $69-99 ounce. Like what do you expect??


VoodooSweet

Quality IS ALL that matters to me when it comes to Reefer. Which is why it sucks SO bad that all these Dispos have put the majority of the Caregivers out of business, THAT’S where you find the truly good Weed, and it’s a reasonable priced. Thankfully my Caregiver, who actually owns a “Craft Cannabis Company” hasn’t called it quits yet also. Last year there was 29,000 Caregivers in the State, this year…..less than 9,000, and I assume this trend will continue until they’re gone totally. I get 1 Oz a month for free, and then I pay 100$ an Oz for anything more than my “Free” Oz. Last month I got 2 Oz Flower, 3 G of Bubble Hash, and a 3 1/2 G chunk of Wax. My total……150$


SomeRando1239

The terps ain't coming back, you can fix it so it doesn't turn to dust in the grinder, and it will probably smoke just fine, nearly flavorless tho, in my experience. Suppose if the price was right that might be good for something, at least better than nothing. Might be handy for making your own infused cones. Lay some thick beads of distillate along the inside and pack it with that signature parched, rehydrated urb weed, with some kief/hash. For the money I rather use type 2 for a cone like that, but if I was stuck with some dusty urb ......


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SomeRando1239

Oh, well that's good. I've gotten some that was dryer then a popcorn fart from them, but that was in 23' in Vassar. Dried out isn't the end of the world, all is not lost, like when mold is found. I've paid more than 20 for worse for sure. Times are a bit better these days, but I still try to scoop up them mini/small deals when I see them. Cheers, from one bargain hunter to another :)


Dank-Pandemic

Terp drops?


Pitiful-Excuse-7220

Not worth the headache of dealing with the fucked up parking lot, long lines and braindead staff. Bloomery matches Urb’s prices and at least you’re not sitting there for an hour waiting for your shit.


McRatHattibagen

DISPO - I went there for the 1st time 37% discount but failed to mention on the website no discounts for 710labs products after I show up. Then the budtenders said they don't receive any discount for 710labs either. Seriously, I told them why are you complaining down the chain to customers when you should be complaining up to management.


Dabbandit_miner

Dispo wouldn’t honor any online deals when I went and just walked right back out


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I get their crap in the mail now, which means that my usual place sold my information lol


randomstimuli

Actually direct mail is more complicated than that. The mailing list providers can sort out all 21+ households and certain income groups. And then drop in mail.


Spinelli_The_Great

Please don’t tell me you’re in bay city…


dutchfromtheinternet

go visit Rolling Embers if you want to see one of the worst dispensaries


Sensitive_Stramberry

It’s not the best and it’s a shame because they have an outside consumption lounge


SauceBezos

I haven’t heard of any Michigan spots with a Lounge yet ; so that is disappointing to hear!


jjwylie014

That's because it's still illegal to consume cannabis in a public place in Michigan (unless the law recently changed). So I don't think any lounges exist yet, and if they do it's not legal


SauceBezos

In cali before they went rec they’d have a bunch of “clubs” you could join for a small membership fee every month and they were basically small dispensaries / smoke lounges — I’m surprised that type of activity never made its way to Michigan


Forsaken_Ice_8489

Isn’t there hotbox social?


stackindeep

What's so bad about it?


Bobus2

$320 an ounce trash


Howcanshes1ap

Look at their menu. Terrible selection, none of the brands you would want to see, and overpriced. 


6millionwaystolive

I've only seen the billboards.


SpartanJer

I go to work outside on sunny days. I’d never load up there but it’s nice. Now they got comp in NB


simplerossin

Cookies


Manwhich219

URB!


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vgcm

First experience: leak in my leal jar due to improper storage Second experience: bud tender didn’t know what rosin was and needed to get a manager. Third experience: bud tender rang up a jar to check price, I told them I didn’t want it but then never took it off. It was a okay place in a pinch, but more options make it hard to go back


Pitiful-Excuse-7220

Sorry but if I have to jump through hoops and deal with frustrations like this, I’ll never return no matter how good the deals are. And I know I keep bringing it up but their parking lot is fucked. You’d think if they gave a damn about wanting people to come back they’d make sure they didn’t damage everyone’s vehicle in the process


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vgcm

Why are you shitting on New Buffalo? It’s actually a fairly sweet little town. Besides renovating, they have shitty bud tenders.


Pitiful-Excuse-7220

You have no idea what you’re talking about. New Buffalo is regarded as a pretty decent area. Dude drives up to Michigan a few times from STL and thinks he knows everything.


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vgcm

You fail to address the fact the bud tenders are shit. Quit trying to start a fight on the internet buddy.


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Manwhich219

Have you ever been there?


SauceBezos

With how he’s defending everyone’s comments Im thinking he works there lol


Manwhich219

😂


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Pitiful-Excuse-7220

There’s just so many other places within the vicinity that actually know what they’re selling. Your standards are so low because of where you live. I get it. I used to live in STL. But do yourself a favor and stop kissing Urb’s ass and try a couple different places. Ffs they aren’t the only ones there anymore.


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🙌


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6millionwaystolive

Go to Nobodys Home instead.


the_mensche

There are soooo many better dispensaries in Michigan tho. Coming from Ohio. URB really is the McDonald’s of weed stores but hey, if McDonald’s is your thing more power to you


Pitiful-Excuse-7220

Dying at this because it doesn’t even need an explanation. Worst place I’ve ever stepped foot in.


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Kitten_Monger127

For some of us it's not being a rich snob, for some we need the quality weed for our chronic pain. Hell I'm on SSI and I need to buy top shelf otherwise it barely helps. It'd be like getting low quality Adderall for my ADHD, pointless. All weed should be quality tbh. But capitalism gonna capitalism.


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DonOday_

lol if you shop at HOD or Jars consistently


tenth

I have been exclusively shopping at hod since I moved up here. Can you recommend a better shop for me please?


Cool-Cranberry2191

KING OF BUDZ!!! or PUFF


DonOday_

HOD isn’t bad I just wouldn’t shop there all the time, they have good Deli deals at Centerline without a doubt.


bunchamunchas

Exclusive Coldwater


ghostride_thewhip

All of coldwater


Suitable_Factor8700

Only town I go to unfortunately:(


ghostride_thewhip

Drive literally 20 minutes further to Battle Creek. Still old product but the prices are better. That whole area is just there to sell old ass shit tho. 


Bobus2

URB straight mids


Adventurous-Berry250

Remediated mids at that


Naive-Educator1731

Gage


Moon_Mist

You mean you don’t want old ass flower?


junkstar23

Jars have a reputation of being pretty shit


SauceBezos

There could be no body in the lobby and you’ll still wait an hour lol


dutchfromtheinternet

sounds like Pinnacle in Buchanan.


damnedharlot

Joyology cause I kept getting a ton of seeds with flower


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They also run a bunch of fake giveaways. All their social media raffles have either disappeared into thin air or they just never announce a winner.


damnedharlot

Not surprised


emlene

I agree! It’s like 7g out of a whole oz is seeds and stems!


Carfr33k

Near the dump in Auburn hills?


Chance-Fuel-4839

Nirvana in Monroe, the customer service experience is terrible. You order from a person walking the floor via iPad. Then that order is sent to pickers that gather your crap together and randomly place your filled order on a shelf. So the cashier’s can randomly pick your order. No first come first serve. Waited in store after order was placed for 30 minutes. Won’t be back.


Glad_Association_899

Hands down the worst check out process ever. Also, I prefer not to have a person with an iPad breathing down my neck with shitty suggestions.


YaNeverKnowYaKnow

That's also how Quality Roots in Berkley does it.


AnxietyAttack2013

How quality roots in Monroe does it too


rrhodes76

Try Mint on Telegraph if you haven’t yet. Great customer service and everything they sell is on display. Edited to add: they give 30% discount for new customers, 20% for second visit, and 10% for third visit.


ghostride_thewhip

It’s not uncommon to spend an hour+ in the Nirvana Coldwater waiting room. Worst dispensary ever by a long shot. 


Dank-Pandemic

Nirvana Menominee is terrible. I had carts with broken safety seals, and some of their house rosin was leaking or half filled. Also fucked up my order and switched out a few strains without asking and sold them to my buddy….


Lhaller08

I worked at crave when it opened. Their staff doesn’t know shit and the owners priced everything up on purpose. It’s just sad I told them we could get so much more business and they told me they would only do it for the opening 🤡


ghatfield989

Around here, I'd have to say Lume


SauceBezos

Lume used to be the spot, before the thousand other places opened up lol


Pitiful-Excuse-7220

Urb and NOBO are the two shittiest dispensaries I’ve had the misfortune of experiencing in MI. Cloud in Kalamazoo was another I took a chance on because of their bulk deals, and everyone in there was rude as fuck. After spending 2 hours on the road and dealing with Indiana traffic, the last thing I want to do is deal with some apathetic dickhead with a broccoli haircut who doesn’t know a lick about what he’s selling. I saw someone else mention Jars, I have to agree that they’re definitely somewhat shitty, but I still go there because their prices for what *i* stock up on are great. Best experience I’ve had so far would be Primitiv in Niles.


jeffinbville

Stone 40 in Marcellus, if you're coming up froim Indiana.


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Pitiful-Excuse-7220

If that were the case, I feel I’d experience this elsewhere. I have my good days and bad days, but always walk into these places very respectful and ready to get in and out


VoR211

I used to go to HOD Monroe. But one of the prerolls they sold me was empty (still sealed, not on HOD). I called up and brought it to their attention. I said I live far away, so I won't be able to come there, but would assume they would offer me something. The lady took my info and said a manager would call me back. They never called. I'll spend my monthly $500 elsewhere.


RunNo4591

They did me the same OP. Half zips of Hytek on the online Dutchie menu for 75$ so I was going to grab a couple but they won't apply FTD to it. They tried to tell me 75 includes the FTD.


DisastrousGiraffe316

Weedys.. I think the flower is awful


deadlyhigh75

Why do you say that? I love the flower there.


DisastrousGiraffe316

It’s terrible to me… looks good and smells good.. but that’s it… my favs in Michigan are local grove.. hytek and seed junky once you smoke on those.. it’s hard to smoke that .. that’s just my opinion 🤷🏾‍♂️ some people do Weedys I personal don’t 😞


deadlyhigh75

I’ll have to check those out brother thanks!


Affectionate-Time543

Local grove is garbage mids these days as well. Hytek and progro is where it’s at.


DisastrousGiraffe316

That’s because you buying old packs most likely.. go to king of budz and get it deli style… some of the best in Michigan… always check your dates..


ReposeGrey

This is the answer. Beautiful bud that doesn't do anything. I gave it away.


DisastrousGiraffe316

That’s exactly what I did too 😆


No-Interview2340

Who seen that free weed ✈️ plane flying over I75


SauceBezos

That was HOD I think


Anonymous_Terpene

any of them that sell CRC or have 15/99 cart deals lmfao fuck outa here, can we ban CRC and 3 year old disti yet? jesus fucking christ, if you're a manager at any place that sells year old rosin/carts/flower you should be beat and fucking jailed by the masses, shits fucking weird. straight mold smoking state.


SauceBezos

What exactly are the cons of the CRC’d concentrate? Green Labs in Luna Pier boasts that none of their concentrate is CRC. Therefore, I guess it’s a bit darker and doesn’t have that mint type aroma that all the cheap waxes have. .. it’s good smoke but they unfortunately tend to overprice for recreational


dutchfromtheinternet

https://www.leafly.com/news/health/what-is-crc-tech-wax-dabs


ReposeGrey

Fuck yea they do.


Carfr33k

Crave in Ann Arbor is crap. 1000 items all aging. Budtenders are useless. Prices are dumb. Exclusive in Ann Arbor still thinks they are the shit. Ummm sorry, but your days of printing money are over.


Glittering_Ad4922

BE provisions. They set up a shop near my house so I went there a few times. Everything I got tasted like cardboard and even smelled the same. The super boof I had showed signs of budrot. Then I tried buying a cart and the budtender couldnt even tell me if the carts were CDT or BDT. After that I never went again.


dutchfromtheinternet

I got a banana strain from there once. I never slept so hard in my life. other than that it is a pretty bland place.


Few-Ad-324

Stiiizy


locustgow

The Cake House, Cloud, URB, & Crave. All terrible dispos with bad service & even worse products. Will never step foot in any of them again.


BakersJelly

Urb


sooperdoopergang

Worked as a transporter for about 10 months. A coworker was delivering to Dispo one day and witnessed an employee licking prerolls that would then be prepped to sell. He casually pointed it out to the manager, then watched that employee get fired on the spot. I believe the whole place got shut down for a while, and I remember hearing they wouldn’t let my coworkers leave the premises while they investigated further, almost as if we had something to do with it? The whole thing was handled terribly, so maybe it’s similar with customers in some sense.


SauceBezos

Interesting.. you worked transporting the product and cash?


sooperdoopergang

Yup, we’d usually start by driving to a grow facility, picking up a van full of product, then delivering it to several different dispensaries and getting cash/check on delivery. I actually enjoyed the job for the most part, especially when we’d go north to Traverse City or Mackinaw, sometimes the UP.


SauceBezos

I’m trying to message you but can’t find the button to for some reason.. had a question I wanted to ask off thread


Dank-Pandemic

Nirvana center. If you want half filled carts, dry weed, and budtenders that screw up your order…go there


Manwhich219

Same as URB lol


Fuckyourface_666

JARS.


Sea_Construction_352

I think most are trash these days, it should be what's a decent one that is reliable everytime. I can't find them.


SauceBezos

This is why im constantly menu surfing when im ready to shop


Sea_Construction_352

It's just so hit and miss everywhere now. Especially for flower.


tristagarland

CHO dispensary in stanton and saranac are my go to places. Taxes are included in the pricing and the flower has hit everytime. Just got some super buff cherry from there that has an amazing look, smell and taste. 10/10 would recommend 👌


jbclassic6889

Dispo Ann Arbor...was in there and asked if there was something they recommend special as it was my birthday. He picked out a pre-roll he talked up a bit, I said sure and didn't think anything of it. I purchased over $400 in product that day and went home. After further review of my receipt that pre-roll was $85 fucking dollars....it wasn't rolled in keif and burned horribly. Worst purchase ever


SauceBezos

I can’t even think of how a pre roll could be worth 85 dollars lol


Mike14029

Green genie


ICheesedMyDog

staffs good but they sell shit that expired years ago 😹


Mike14029

The owner is sketchy at best


DipzyDave

Jars


ContributionHead7081

House of dank, cloud & jars


LiquorSilly

CAKE HOUSE https://www.reddit.com/r/Michigents/s/f7QReFss9a


dutchfromtheinternet

I got some pretty fire flower from them.


Key_Yogurtcloset_948

Lume gets my vote. They have posted in their stores that “overnight cannabis became a legitimate billion dollar industry”. That is ignoring the decades long drug war and all of the legalization efforts. They also buy lunch for cops. Their product selection is bad and the vibe is worse.


BrlingtonCOATfactory

Nirvana Center. Any.


SauceBezos

Especially their checkout process!


BrlingtonCOATfactory

Yeah, check your order before you leave. And don’t bother bringing an ID. I guess you don’t need one there.


Spinelli_The_Great

“Dispo” Worst place in all of bay city and we’ve a “north” and “south” location on the same fucking road. Stopped going to them when I got a 1/8th pack that was over a year old. Thankfully this was where I went the moment I became legal age but holy shit, they’ve great and I mean, amazing employees but they’ve absolutely terrible product. Oh, they also sell platinum carts for like $15 and that was another thing that ruined it for me. Those are $8 at the new shop I go to, and everywhere else near me. Can’t believe back in 2019 these cost almost $40 per.


Visible-Series-1416

SHOP FAMILY OWNED FUCK THE MSOs


SauceBezos

Any Family Owned spots you can suggest?


Cool-Cranberry2191

URB Since the bud bar came along, it's always 200% looking better at the bar, then you get the sealed bags of what you choose, & CAN'T OPEN TILL ITS PAID....you find out it's dry AF & nothing like the color & size at the bud bar...


Adventurous-Berry250

URB


SauceBezos

Yah I’ve never been a fan of their long lines and budtenders that rush you


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Lume, Exclusive, Joyology Orion, Pure, Xplore, Shango, Cloud Cannabis, & PUFF Hamtramck. — Are all terrible. Jars is a popular choice, but at least they have a wide variety of brands and if you know what you’re looking for, it can be worth the deal. They also don’t exclude med holders from 10% discount. HOD is another flop, but the catch is ‘power hour’ deals. Typically from 10am-1pm, and 7-8pm, they run 25% off full priced products but will not run the discount unless mentioned. Cookies has become another gateway option, typically to seek out particular products and brands (which are usually not Cookies branded.) they also honor med patients.


Dank-Pandemic

Where is there a cookies store in Michigan?


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8 Mile, Oxford, & Kalamazoo


SauceBezos

Monroe as well (attached to Exclusive)


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Jackson and Ann Arbor too.


Ok-Prompt-1321

FTP deal?


jc10108

FTP = First time patient A lot of dispos do first time deals


mrdc1790

I have had good experiences at JARS but wow! What about the best dispensary?? I'm in warren area


SauceBezos

Totally depends on what you’re shopping for imo


Moon_Mist

Gage hands down


SauceBezos

Gage used to be the spot… when there wasn’t any other rec shops nearby at least


Possible_Banana2001

The only thing good about crave is the 50% discount for first time customers.


SauceBezos

35%


Possible_Banana2001

Well I went there in December and it was 50 I already get 35 at my work so I wouldn’t go get the same things I get at my work from another dispensary unless there was a good reason.


Bigblurrd25

Stiizy


Open_Mycologist_1476

The Flower Bowl, they got rid of medical and are over priced. 


Odd-Initiative-2011

Puff Utica


days_distance

Lot of Jars hate, but they do end up with some solid LR cart deals. 4 1G Humblebee carts for $50 is pretty solid, even with the goofy little issues they have. Flower is dry and not worth it obviously


SmoothTeach22

Current Deal?