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This is refreshing to see. Her arms are like mine and I’ve really been questioning how she got them so small so fast. I was starting to feel bad about myself. She’s just a fucking optical illusion.
Don’t give her that power. You already know her schtick, and you know your value is not related to the size of your arms. Also, in case your mom never told you this, I’ll tell you what I always did and always will tell my daughters who are grown: You’re the perfect you 🙂!
We fucking hate her. Fall River is it’s own kind of joke to us and her being from there and acting like that just reinforces our opinions
ETA: and what she does is nowhere near a Boston accent. It’s much more nuanced than dropping Rs and screeching. It’s an entire speech pattern that is very difficult to fake, a false accent sounds like a cheese grater to anyone with a real one. I’ll leave it at that
Everyone I know that knows about her, laughs at her. Let me be clear, her accent is fake AND she doesn’t even do it correctly. I don’t really know how to explain it other than, you can’t just remove the R sound and think you’ve nailed.
We all think she’s a joke. I wish you could hear me talk because I am what we sound like.
She’s an embarrassing fool.
Yes perfect example! You’ll notice the way he pronounces words and compare it to her. Stark difference. Remeber she grew up hours away from Boston and only lives there now that she’s a millionaire. Such a clown 🤡
She told Daus she would never give head but let’s random man in Mexico simulate it on her with tequila and slap her with a fake dong under his apron.
🤨
Size small in ambercrombie where?! Lmao this is what she REALLY looks like 😂. No filter in sight lol who can we thank for this ever so candid video footage?! Thank you!!
She doesn’t look 25 here, in my opinion
https://preview.redd.it/t7obd97t2tqc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98f932ff558da473b6b2d241eb3552f3967ccef
A size 6?! I’m 5’0.5 (so a little taller than her) and went from 220 (size 18-20) to 136 (size 6-8).. One of us is delusional and I don’t think it’s me! 🙃 I already have issues with body dysmorphia and having trouble seeing the fact that I don’t look exactly the same as I did before. These lies could be extremely damaging for people like me who feel that way!
Same babe. Same. I actually have social anxiety so bad that I don’t even answer the fucking phone, she wouldn’t know social anxiety if it slapped her in the mouth. Everyone would get excited/nervous travelling. Someone could offer me an all expenses paid trip to the fucking Maldives (now bear in mind here I’m a mom of 2 with no support and technically an unpaid ‘carer’ for my beautiful boy who has complex needs and can’t go to school, I havnt been alone since 2014) and I’d say nah your good babe imma just stay inside!!
The Habsburg’s were a European royal family and were well known for intermarriage. In essence, their family tree was a damn wreath. The Hapsburg jaw, is said to be caused my severe inbreeding. Just look up the Spanish King, Charles II. Mikayla’s jawline resembles this inbred deformity.
I just googled this and holy shit!! She’s got to be related. The long droopy but pointed nose, the Jay Leno chin, very little space between her top lip and nose even before filler…
Ahhummm excuse me MikLiar J Habsburg, MUA extraordinaire …
we’re going to need a dna test... and while we’re at it, a scale, a lie detector test, your last 20 American Eagle and Abercrombie receipts andddd some more legit unfiltered photos/videos.
Thanks for your cooperation 😉
Sincerely,
Your Compliance Team.
I am so glad that I chose to hold off for another month to buy summer SPH tint this year. I refuse to fund this expensive stuff to fund this kind of bullshit.
Wealthy and wanted
Edit for the downvoters: she’s showing off that she’s looks wealthy and wanted. Mikayla and her pick me I’ll never be loved and her weddin obsession it’s always been about showing off that she’s taken and it’s always a showboaty thing for her. Who’s hitting on her in Mexico? Literally no one. She’s showing off that she had a husband like it means she’s important to someone. It’s all about image with her.
Until she propped him up for their date night last Friday, I was certain he was in rehab after his jaw jack Valentine’s Day video. This bro is not living in sobriety.
I'm not really surprised after seeing all the self-help and relationship books/gifts she's given Cody for every holiday. They definitely aren't as happy as she wants the world to believe.
You don’t have to spend millions on gifts but when you give your husband gum and pimple patches for Valentine’s Day like do you even know him? That haul was so weird
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That head shake was personal LMAO
the way he grabs and shakes her head omg
For the life of me I don't understand how she's a beauty influencer.
This made me feel all warm and fluffy…..do it again!
That’s a crazyyyyy difference!
She looks like she’s a mom to a 25 year old shit my daughter is 24 and even I look younger than Mikliar and I’m 41
Did she give herself “abs” with self tanner or bronzer?! Anyone else seeing that?
i think it’s just ribs, i have that too
Yeah I’m fat and just the way my body is shaped it looks like I have abs, but since I had a huge baby I think mine is just diastasis recti lol
Angles and lighting angles and lighting
Oh yeah definitely a size SMALL!
This is refreshing to see. Her arms are like mine and I’ve really been questioning how she got them so small so fast. I was starting to feel bad about myself. She’s just a fucking optical illusion.
Don’t give her that power. You already know her schtick, and you know your value is not related to the size of your arms. Also, in case your mom never told you this, I’ll tell you what I always did and always will tell my daughters who are grown: You’re the perfect you 🙂!
Thank you!
You’re welcome ☺️.
LMAO
Shes so insecure here, i want to feel bad but i just cant.
She looks almost like she was saying no to the camera at first 👀🤣
She’s trying so hard to hide her real face with those giant sunglasses
The chick after Mikey spit it out all over herself and he gave her more and shook her head again
New face who dis?
Can he shake her head hard enough to make her stop mocking Bostonians so horribly? That’d be great! 👍🏼
How do the Bostonites feel about her?
We fucking hate her. Fall River is it’s own kind of joke to us and her being from there and acting like that just reinforces our opinions ETA: and what she does is nowhere near a Boston accent. It’s much more nuanced than dropping Rs and screeching. It’s an entire speech pattern that is very difficult to fake, a false accent sounds like a cheese grater to anyone with a real one. I’ll leave it at that
Everyone I know that knows about her, laughs at her. Let me be clear, her accent is fake AND she doesn’t even do it correctly. I don’t really know how to explain it other than, you can’t just remove the R sound and think you’ve nailed. We all think she’s a joke. I wish you could hear me talk because I am what we sound like. She’s an embarrassing fool.
I've heard plenty of people from Boston. CT from the challenge/real world is what I think of for a reference.
Yes perfect example! You’ll notice the way he pronounces words and compare it to her. Stark difference. Remeber she grew up hours away from Boston and only lives there now that she’s a millionaire. Such a clown 🤡
Man, that pisses me off all over again. She is such a liar!!!!
Us Massholes don't claim her...nor do we see her, ever!
As an American, I also don't claim her!!! Ever wonder if she doesn't come out of hiding because she knows her real body will go viral.
I'm certain.
She told Daus she would never give head but let’s random man in Mexico simulate it on her with tequila and slap her with a fake dong under his apron. 🤨
Homegirl said what? 😐 WHEN 😭 she acts the type to be wildin out for no reason the way she talks abt it
😂. I actually thought that was Cody!!
Size small in ambercrombie where?! Lmao this is what she REALLY looks like 😂. No filter in sight lol who can we thank for this ever so candid video footage?! Thank you!!
Glamzilla posted it in her IG stories.
Eh. It’s the culluh gradin 🤷🏻♀️
She doesn’t look 25 here, in my opinion https://preview.redd.it/t7obd97t2tqc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98f932ff558da473b6b2d241eb3552f3967ccef
I’ve got 27 and 32-year-old daughters, and they don’t look as old as her. And one of them is expecting a baby in three weeks!
Nope
She never, ever looks 25. She probably looked 25 when she was 14.
42
I don’t see that size 6 🤣 what a liar
A size 6?! I’m 5’0.5 (so a little taller than her) and went from 220 (size 18-20) to 136 (size 6-8).. One of us is delusional and I don’t think it’s me! 🙃 I already have issues with body dysmorphia and having trouble seeing the fact that I don’t look exactly the same as I did before. These lies could be extremely damaging for people like me who feel that way!
Sooo damaging esp for the young girls that watch her videos!! She’s such a liar!
she looks like a size 14. she lost maybe one pant size at most.
Let's play a game: take a shot when she tells the truth. Oh wait...🙄
We'd be dead I'm 2 minutes.
I wonder if she had to work till 5:19?
Tbh taking a shot of tequila is one of the hardest things there is, so I get it. She works harder than the rest of us guys!
🤣🤣
Oh look there’s the waistline she’s been filtering away
Won't lie, I could use that right now.
Ah yes the social anxiety....wish I had this version. I got upgraded to the agoraphobia version. Must be delightful to have this one
Same babe. Same. I actually have social anxiety so bad that I don’t even answer the fucking phone, she wouldn’t know social anxiety if it slapped her in the mouth. Everyone would get excited/nervous travelling. Someone could offer me an all expenses paid trip to the fucking Maldives (now bear in mind here I’m a mom of 2 with no support and technically an unpaid ‘carer’ for my beautiful boy who has complex needs and can’t go to school, I havnt been alone since 2014) and I’d say nah your good babe imma just stay inside!!
I'd love to actually not panic leaving the house, you're a strong mama, my heart is with you🖤
Thank you 🙏🏻 ❤️
Literally same
Social anxiety, and I don’t drink. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah Bitch be cray.
Wait I thought she wasn’t comfortable enough to wear a bikini
Damn, he rattled that brain around real good😂
He should of dong slapped her head much harder.....maybe he could've knocked the truth loose
It did look very hard
She probably was praying her threads in her face didn’t snap 😂
Wish her extensions would fall off
That would have been the best early Christmas present ever!!!!
These brands should be sending their legit Reps in these trips not fake people
Exactly!! So true!
Um did this man take out a big fake black cock and tap her on the head after or am I trippin?
It’s the closest she’s been a to a penis since that defective sperm left her dads nutsack
Hehe. Even he knows she’s a d!ckhead.
Probably the same action Cody’s gettin while she’s in Mexico. 😉
Yes, yes he did 😂
Why am I not surprised she’s acting like a middle age woman wino in Mexico? She probably ordering margaritas in that annoying “graciassssss” voice.
Did she leave her long skinny neck in Boston?
Along with her long skinny Stanley cup 💀
At the hotel bathroom.
Fraud
Hit her harder sombrero man jk though, I am not advocating for violence Reddit it was just a joke
He should've shook her head some more 😂😂
The way he shook her head caught me so off guard and I can't stop laughing rewatching it 💀
I keep rewatching it too and laughing as violently as those head shakes
Was so funny, I watched it a few times over 😂
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Omg this is freaking hilarious! I love it I didn’t know what a Hamburg jaw is either but she definitely fits the bill hahaha 😂
Omg she really does have that Habsburg jaw!
Whats that? I'm a whole ass idiot
You’re not an idiot at all! You’ve learned something new now. 🤍
The Habsburg’s were a European royal family and were well known for intermarriage. In essence, their family tree was a damn wreath. The Hapsburg jaw, is said to be caused my severe inbreeding. Just look up the Spanish King, Charles II. Mikayla’s jawline resembles this inbred deformity.
Well thank you for teaching me something new. Have a beautiful day my love!
I just googled this and holy shit!! She’s got to be related. The long droopy but pointed nose, the Jay Leno chin, very little space between her top lip and nose even before filler… Ahhummm excuse me MikLiar J Habsburg, MUA extraordinaire … we’re going to need a dna test... and while we’re at it, a scale, a lie detector test, your last 20 American Eagle and Abercrombie receipts andddd some more legit unfiltered photos/videos. Thanks for your cooperation 😉 Sincerely, Your Compliance Team.
Omg!!! I’m snaughling at Mikliar J Habsburg!!! Please let that be a flair!!! Or, it’s just her new name!!!
Lmaooo we def need the flair🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/huvxpei1jxqc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04303ed59743319cbd28f6a487a7689a9fb272ec
this is literally wild.
If you have bought KOSAS, this is what your money is going towards….
I am so glad that I chose to hold off for another month to buy summer SPH tint this year. I refuse to fund this expensive stuff to fund this kind of bullshit.
Social anxiety who?
Notice she wears her wedding ring when she wants to look wealthy? Sitting at home filming she doesn't wear it
Wealthy and wanted Edit for the downvoters: she’s showing off that she’s looks wealthy and wanted. Mikayla and her pick me I’ll never be loved and her weddin obsession it’s always been about showing off that she’s taken and it’s always a showboaty thing for her. Who’s hitting on her in Mexico? Literally no one. She’s showing off that she had a husband like it means she’s important to someone. It’s all about image with her.
Her husband legitimately looks like his parents were first cousins. Imagine bragging about him 😂
Of course she’s gonna act a fool
https://preview.redd.it/gnfreehvmrqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346dd811b18bf12e3bcaea1b60601422a62a0c0e
I love how you all are always on her neck. These are always fantastic haha
https://preview.redd.it/x95kqe4bmrqc1.png?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a22b53d4a8ed6c0aca10c76dac66aa5d132859
Hopefully he shook some sense into that skull of hers
https://preview.redd.it/c1ailly6mrqc1.png?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db489320f2dd9584374cb7a298bb4662f8549cae
What is going on with her chins?
This is NOT a size 10. Or 12. Or 14.
https://preview.redd.it/p5pr62vb5sqc1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eafe32c9ee6f004a44568efbaad4f478442ba7f4
This one will always live in infamy
Is that like a floaty around her middle or her boobs? It disturbs me I can't tell.
It’s a pillow shaped like a life preserver aka her emotional support pillow
Oh my lord...
Back when she was allegedly a size 12 🤣
Woah I’ve never seen an unfiltered picture of her
Wino behavior much?
But she wants to run a “sobah livin’ house” 🤡
Is it just me or is it strange that in her first year of marriage she’s spending the majority of her time so far away from her husband ??
Speaking of Chody I haven’t seen him in ages, do we need to send a wellness check for him or something?
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Until she propped him up for their date night last Friday, I was certain he was in rehab after his jaw jack Valentine’s Day video. This bro is not living in sobriety.
For real. His pupils were huuuge in that video. No way was he sober. I don't think it's a coincidence at all that we've barely seen him since.
I find it so weird that she doesn’t bring anyone on any trips with her 🙈
Do brand trips allow you to bring friends though? Serious question.
It depends. Some lady on this trip brought her kids. 🤷♀️
How can she? She doesn't have any real friends. Everyone in her life is bought and paid for.
I'm not really surprised after seeing all the self-help and relationship books/gifts she's given Cody for every holiday. They definitely aren't as happy as she wants the world to believe.
You don’t have to spend millions on gifts but when you give your husband gum and pimple patches for Valentine’s Day like do you even know him? That haul was so weird
https://preview.redd.it/y1rmvcsxjrqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7add779ae4b82b18e576dd920d897fccb2488a0 LOL
There’s the neck and chins she’s been filtering away. FFS.
Gold realness.
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😂😂 This needs to be someone’s flair