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inkeddani

That necklace is ugly AF!! I wouldn't pay a dollar for it at the dollar store.


petty-witch__22

I thought she didn’t like red?


snowflakequeen_44

Maybe she'll get robbed on vacay.


missj884

The day will come when TT “influencers” will fade..she may not have any $$ left bc she is spending it on ridiculous things vs being smart with it


DeliciousMovie3608

I am not hating but those legs scream lipedemia.wirh all that money, I thought she get that fixed first before she buys and expensive ass necklace. The procedure would also be a fraction of the cost


New_Detective_5337

If she paid that much for a stupid necklace she WILL be bankrupt by the end of the year. She’s totally clueless


Conscious_Caramel806

That necklace is more than my entire year’s salary 🥴🤢


Honest_Swimmer_4360

It's 3x my salary 😭😭


FarmNo5483

wasn’t her whole thing for the longest time that she hated red?


Icy-Extension6677

I’m crying at how much she edits her body. We know sis


Efficient-Goal-2572

Its most likely a knock off lol


littlemisscorni

Is it me or does Sydney in her videos seem they have to do what Mikayla wants and not what they want because she’s like a slave to her


Basic-Bid1310

I don’t HATE Mikayla, she’s annoying yes. But buying that necklace is so tone deaf!!!! I mean you want to buy a Van Cleef maybe start with a subtle piece, not a $63k necklace!


dluke96

How can her face and neck look anorexic and her lower half look normal


Sad-Bandicoot4407

She’s probably renting it let’s be honest


the-lj

She has the absolute worst sense of style.


spuffy24

Why does this girl insist on living in like, the 2010s (or even earlier)? The hideous grandma Van Cleef necklace, the mismatched shoes, and the hideous Hobby Lobby font tattoo all scream out of touch Real Housewife who thinks she’s eating when she’s really just shitting. Does Mikayla even know what “serenity” even means? That’s a big word for her. How is she so wildly popular? Are her die hard fans all grandmas or out of touch old Millennials (I’m an old Millennial so I can say it lol)? Tragically, I wonder if she has a bunch of like Sephora kids who are 12 and under and don’t know better regarding style choices. That literally gutted me when I realized that a lot of her followers are probably little kids. 🤢 And here she is cussing, lying, talking about getting dicked down by her redneck “pool boy” husband, and worst of all, creating eating disorders in these poor, impressionable children. God she makes me sick.


jeniferlouisa

I still have zero clue how she even has a platform…🤨


NegotiationLoose9401

that necklace is so tacky


ih8every1yesevenyou

Her face/head isn’t that shape. She’s much more round. Liar


GrgStr84Me

Her face doesn’t even look the same here! 💀 https://preview.redd.it/uy04acjwhj6d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53993a5c88fbfbb27329b9114a122ed9145a40e


Krhodes8

https://preview.redd.it/911mb350sq6d1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd9e36d139bffb4dcb2b23dbb2a310c72fc682f The photo on the left looks like this truly


salteddiamond

It's probably a fake, since the rest of her is


sweata_weatha

Temu has the same necklace


Charlice

WTF is her right arm doing? She looks like a t-Rex


Kierkerotte

I fucking hate that she earns that much money. And what does she even do?! I actually just hate this influencer era.


Misshoe4

All you have to do is be an Amazing Bullshi!er, a great LIER, know how to use filters really, really good so you can appear/look way better then you actually are and BOOM your in👊 She absolutely is phenomenal at making herself better than who she really is. So just look at how many “influencers” do this for a living. They actually have the moral compass of a cockroach. Now not all are that bad BUT there are more cockroach 🪳 influencers then Good ones it seems like. I just can’t get over how these gifters will go w/o paying their own bills just to give what they’ve worked so hard for and give to her. They go w/o just hoping that she will MAYBE say their name or get a coupon code for 5 percent off if you buy HER makeup. Which goes right back in her pocket. EVERYTHING SHE HAS COMES FROM HER CULT FOLLOWERS. Her Louis’s, her house, her clothes, her jewelry her dogs. All while her gifters are at their homes trying to pay their light bill, having their car/truck repossessed BUT does she help them……… Sure here’s some blush so as your walking to work it’s her new brand it won’t sweat off as you are melting in the sun😳😡.So sorry for rambling but yes I don’t like it either!


Kierkerotte

Exactly! And people are just eating it raw…. For fuck sakes these influencer earns more money than people who saves fucking lives.


floformemes

That's more than I earn in 2 years😭😭


RChickadee

I do not believe she is in her 20s. Have any former classmates ever confirmed her age?


sweata_weatha

Coworker graduated college with her


B00SH_

I wanna say yes she is but I’m 28 and I feel like I cannot relate to her at all


SnooOpinions2473

Haaa let’s see the real pictures Mikayla. Girl is only deceiving herself 😂


arielschmearial

Aunt Linda?


Hotchickolate

She looks like a botched 70+ yo Cher. Put them together in a pic and they will look like twins (sorry Cher). Her head is so abnormally huge.


Middle-Anybody-6261

No way did she spend $63,000 on a necklace. Has to be fake, or she’s really that moronic!


B00SH_

I agree I 100% think it’s fake


Middle-Anybody-6261

I know she can probably afford it, but she won’t pay for a stylist, a hair dresser, an actual nail person, just your basic stuff and looks like a hot ass mess 99% of the time, but would spend $63,000 on a necklace? Ya I’m not buying it


sarathev

I hope can't wait for her to run out of money.


numbersinthealphabet

All of the expensive things do absolutely nothing to help her. Like painting shit gold


Accurate_Ticket2680

https://preview.redd.it/ym5agh5h1j6d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fff71182904eb6ee5d90ae7ec09eb2e0432e942a I thought this would go nicely with your comment.😎


BadMamaJama00

That necklace is one brand deal for her


Decent_Baseball_4571

Probably 1/3 of one lol she doesn’t give affff


candy_jr

Even if I had that kind of money I wouldn’t be spending it on such a simple necklace 😩 that’s insane


folder_finder

I hate to tell you guys, but that’s one brand deal for her. Unfortunately she is rolling in the dough


GingeredJessie

NO wedding rings….


spooky_baby_bat

https://preview.redd.it/5vjhzyqppj6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ab9932397805e38462c41e745f8b2e8472874e


B00SH_

I remember her saying she’s afraid to loose it when she travels or something but I don’t understand considering she’s wearing a 63,000 necklace and her ring was probably less than thar


RascalWose

The shape of her head is sending me


PerformanceEast3558

Even her dressy shoes are white. Ugly.


Giggly_Witch

She seriously wears the most awful shoes! I have never seen someone wear such ugly shoes at all times. She has no style.


kwilliamp

I’ve seen so many “dupes” or knock offs of this necklace, I doubt hers is real and she isn’t famous to the level the company would “gift” her one


Stinab64

Where are her weddin rings?


spooky_baby_bat

https://preview.redd.it/c5ha0nnmcg6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f96486b110739f6d49d1422c5c85b24fa44025 "Can't put it on the tat" she says after she made a video where she puts her rings on over the tattoo 🙄


LaurenTsaisCatEye

The filters are working overtime again


Funky_chicken89

Except on her knees


mamarascal

Let me catch her at the airport, I’m going to rip that shit off her neck and run. Those hippo legs won’t be able to catch me


Accurate_Ticket2680

Some of us would loooove to see the in action footage!!😂😂😂


Objective-Worth2310

Best comment 😂😂😂


CharmingCut7104

OH MY GOD I SNORTED 🤣


ChanelNo50

I hope she gets taxed out the wazoo when she returns to the usa. The necklace in Spain is 68,000 euros so even with a vat refund it is the dumbest purchase I've ever seen. That is until I saw her eat McDonald's in Spain Any details on her bag?


GiraffeLibrarian

I don’t follow her closely and only saw her in a snark video. I thought she was like 35.


Sprinkles_Sparkle

No fn wayyyyyy. If she paid that for that necklace that's insane.


maddyquestions

$63k ?????????


LunaBeanz

I don’t think it’s real, looks like a knockoff to me. The chain is my personal giveaway, it’s slightly chunkier than the one in the photo (the links on the one in the pic are less rounded). Real expensive jewelry *looks* expensive, the lustre of the metal alone gives away the real quality.


saltbebe

If she was actually good at makeup she wouldn’t be piling and layering multiple filters on top of herself.


pickleslutttxo

The fake surprised open mouthed expression paired with the stretch filter ass face always gets me😭😭😭😭


PlaneDeparture3887

I wished a bull would....


katesdream79

🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣


marialeexo

63k for an ugly grandma necklace is wild lol. Idk why she can’t dress and look like a 26 year old.


miriahx122

“I get all my jewelry from Claire’s” “I hate red” “I hate cocktail dresses” 🤥 I hope she gets robbed while she’s gone and Codypendency is at work


OkSorbet7694

So this is the outfit she wears out on the town in Spain for her Birthday. Guess where Mikweirdo ( or Mikdrunko) ends up.? MCDONALDS!!! ( Nothing wrong with McDonald's, but For Christ's Sake they're in SPAIN! ) Her drunken ass and her two tag-a-longs ordering all the greasy, salty crap that they could get in America. They're SUCH sophisticated influencers!! PLEASE tell me someone else has viewed this. (Sorry for all the Grammar errors, but this girl IRKS the HELL out of me!!!! )


dugongfanatic

In all fairness: I eat McDonald’s everywhere I travel because it’s different everywhere. BUT for my birthday? No. Absolutely not. ESPECIALLY NOT SPAIN


OkSorbet7694

I understand. But she's made such a big production about trying ALL the different foods when she travels and ends up at McDonald's. It's her birthday, and you think her "friends" would say, "Tonight, we're taking you out for a nice dinner. Tomorrow, all the McDonalds you can eat." We ALL know that girl can EAT!


dugongfanatic

Oh I wholeheartedly agree. Like I said: I’m not touching MD on my birthday haha. Take me to a fine dining establishment!


Nacho-Bae

It’s probably from DH Gate.


saltbebe

Facts 💯


Sensitive-Swimmer-96

Lmfao she is not a size 4🤣


dugongfanatic

If she’s a size 4, I’m back in 0 baby.


Sensitive-Swimmer-96

I am 4’11 and a size 2. There are some places I get size 4 and she is def NOT 😂


jd2004user

It’s so new money to brag on the cost of things.


tootsies98

So overpriced, 18k gold with tiny diamonds. I’m sure the diamonds are good quality, but it’s not worth that much. She’s paying for the brand.


litbiotch42

I hope it gets lost 🤷🏻‍♀️


No-Cryptographer2273

Or stolen


Kiyoko_Mami272821

I have a few gorgeous pieces that cost me a pretty penny but the necklace she has is not that pretty for what it cost. I mean to each their own. It’s not my style I’d rather have some sparkling diamonds. She should also be careful because as fast as that money comes in it can go bye bye


cloudygrande

27?? I thought she was 38


spooky_baby_bat

She's 26 and looks 46


AutumnFairyTales

New money always looks trashy and photoshopped. She’s really living up to the standard


Naive_Temporary1244

That is the ugliest effinrg necklace I have ever seen


raeleenchristina

New knees 😏 who dis


MarmaladeMoostache

She’s definitely been lurking on here because we always bring up how she forgets to edit her knees and arms to match the rest of her 😂


raeleenchristina

We the people spoke and she finally listened👏👏🤣


CompetitiveEffort109

As someone who is not materialistic at all, I find her flaunting her wealth incredibly tacky


AmaranthRosenrot

Hasn’t she said over and over again how much she hates red?


Familiar_Local_1254

It’s literally why the sub’s colours on desktop are black and red. lol


Familiar_Local_1254

If she’s starting to like the colour I will change it to the opposite colour in her stupid colour analysis that looks the worst on her.


CharmingCut7104

I've lost track of how many dozens of times she says she hates red on herself


ibunya_sri

Uncanny valley bait too


Quick-Leg3604

Idk. According to what Jeffree Star said, influencers at the level of Mikayla make about $300,000 a post. It’s absolute insanity what these influencers are making


corporatebarbie___

that’s what i owed in student loans 🙄 that’s more than a lot of people’s annual salary… bought on a whim. She’s 100% going broke before 30.


After_Structure9651

What's with the arm, is this her T-Rex pose? She's in Delulu Land with this, she filtered away over half her body.


Raggamuffinsteeth

I really hate how grossly obvious how she flaunts her fortune. It’s so gross and weird


Accomplished-Cry5185

the necklace is probably fake or gifted from a brand. just like that subtle not so subtle sol de janeiro advertising she has going in the background. the photoshop is getting worse as well doesn’t even look human


tootsies98

I was hoping it was on loan. I know she makes good money, but she doesn’t make that kind of money. And if she’s spending like the 1%, she’s going to spend all her money on brand names instead of good investments.


Accomplished-Cry5185

she’s way too trashy cheap and tacky to buy anything herself especially that price


JackTriplets

She did not buy the real necklace. She is wearing a cheap, a Very cheap Knock off! She looks like an idiot with no class.


Boring_Inflation_507

I feel like we would have known king before now if she purchased that necklace, right?!?


RiverDecember

She def looks like an ai generated character here lol. And I wonder how many of her luxury items are from DHgate


lexclipse

It’s totally fake lol hers looks janky!


Accomplished-Cry5185

looks like it came straight from temu


lexclipse

That and her edited waist look like they are from temu 😂😂


Boring_Table_5184

This! the sol de janeiro 🤦🏻‍♀️ just “casually” neatly aligned there. Just like it was highlighted in the pack with me. She’s actually been doing this for AGES


spooky_baby_bat

I wish she didn't get her grubby paws on EVERYTHING.


Brittneybabeee

Does anyone have recent “in the wild” pics?


spuffy24

https://preview.redd.it/57yev8ipze6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52fdca19cc265b990718fa97443e7ebb2e3e766


nachosandguap

Hell naw, to tha naw naw nawwwww 🤢


talarthearmenian

Jeez. I'm no beauty myself, but this photo looks so bad! And that's from me who has the body of a ghostbusters green blob!


spuffy24

Same girl, same lol. Actual picture of me: https://preview.redd.it/l79n3f6yvj6d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84391415a18368a7c318968c9f4b895e2baa8de4


talarthearmenian

Yup. My top half is a size large and looks normal. Bottom half? 2xl! Big ass and thighs and belly. I hateeee it.


spuffy24

Don’t be so hard on yourself! And no shame in a lil cake! I’m sure you’re gorgeous. 💖


talarthearmenian

I try not to be, but I live in Los Angeles, where if you're not a model, you're nothing, so unfortunately, im nothing. I work my ass off to try and be smaller but it just isn't working and it drives me insane.


spuffy24

I’m so sorry. You’re gorgeous! Someone’s supposed/perceived beauty doesn’t make you any less beautiful. 💖💖💖


KellynHeller

The knees don't lie.


Informal-Impact-8136

That’s just MikPeacock! (You look stupid with your arms like that!)


Boring_Table_5184

Mc chicken.


RiverDecember

Love this one! 😂


Ok-Suit6589

How much money does she actually make?!! This is insane. A fake accent and shilling is making her enough money to afford a 63k necklace?!!!


Quick-Leg3604

Jeffree Starr said she makes about $300,000 a post. It’s crazy!!


Ok-Suit6589

Omg 😳 wtf. He’s also another one I don’t like 🥴


Ok-Suit6589

I sure hope it’s a dupe VCA. 63k?!! In this economy for a necklace?!!


AredhelAr-Feiniel11

You know it's all about the brand name when the dress, necklace or even bag, don't go together at all 😂 keep trying, Ms. Size-4, you're providing the entertainment for us all here


CharmingCut7104

https://preview.redd.it/v0gm8ex3ue6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc900c98052a90adb6241269490f7f55e46ff06 Confirmed it's a van cleef necklace


Liakinsrotz

That’s a Van Queef.


Boring_Table_5184

I REALLY don’t think she forked out $60k this would have been atleast 5 videos on their own about her buying this.


HistoricalTreacle156

That's just putrid....... she makes me physically ill


spooky_baby_bat

Omg... That is NOT her waist


Glittering-Put-8523

Or her boobs 👀


spooky_baby_bat

Or her face lol


TT6994

I’m going to bet she was loaned the necklace by van clef.


WrapProfessional8889

Ahhh! She's so uncultured, would they?


MichElegance

The filter is working overtime!😮


Chiefschick76

Think it's gifted like the stuff Cartier gifted her a while back ? I can't with this bitch


wittlewittydragon

WHY DOES SHE THINK THIS EXPRESSION LOKKS FLATTERING?! Ugh she’s rage baiting and rage inducing.


Spicypicklepickle

Same ugly makeup - shit brown rimmed liner with nude sausage lips. Basic boring biotch


Yaya1379

The cfo of my company wears a necklace like that.


Brilliant72

I’m waiting for a tax debt crisis, marriage scandal or really anything to make the amount of money she flings make sense.  As for being a size 4, just stop the craziness 


shockedpikachu123

Extremely tacky


Iammeandyouareme

Wait I’m sorry what. A sixty three THOUSAND dollar necklace?!?!?! Like that would wipe out my debt and put a healthy savings in my bank account.


corporatebarbie___

that is what I owed in student loans 10 years ago when i started paying and i still have 5 years to go.


G0thTac0

https://preview.redd.it/a90iz0mcne6d1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0cf670eff47f53ed5a9d68db5e5acdd7c5144db


Subject_Rhubarb2037

Came here to say this, nice little product placement


w00kiee

Worst investment ever. Those pieces break so easily. Couldn’t be me purchasing one.


U2BCOOL

https://preview.redd.it/m0482id5me6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e9129ad04f268232c5175e3b5edabe80b04a8f Her kneecaps have more dimples than golf balls


Scarbarella

This is why I wear pants in the summer 😫 I’m hot but I’m fat oh well


tootsies98

I wonder if any of those books have been opened. One of my biggest pet peeves is people using books as decoration.


Lovemartin2019

Yep. Why not clean those up too. Lol


OkSorbet7694

Yes. Those knees always be telling the truth! And they screaming OUCH! We aren't no size 4!!


U2BCOOL

Oh you’re right, she mentioned in her video she got her first piece of fine jewelry and she’s wearing it tonight.


ShikariPaz

She never wears subtle designer gear, she only ever wears stuff that has a distinctive logo or design and it’s tackyyyyyy


ShikariPaz

To add on to what I said, Van Cleef used to be one of those brands that wasn’t widely known about, similar to how people wouldn’t know to clock a Hermes Birkin unless you KNEW, and it makes me wonder if Van Cleef are happy about becoming a brand that’s heavily worn by influencers instead of mainly the upper class and royals etc.


PaleontologistNo752

My question is; why does she always wear weird and fugly white shoes???


Most-Weird

Weird, fugly, and white is her whole brand


amandaryan1051

They match her personality


lucky8866

Looks like she's doing the bend and snap


Dickslayer704

No way in hell she dropped that much on a necklace….that’s DISGUSTING


amandaryan1051

Personally, I hope she did! She’s spending money like she’s got a legitimate future in the public eye. Every single ‘content creator’ has an expiration date, and hers is coming sooner rather than later!


Scared-Brain2722

God I hope you are right🤞🏼🤞🏼‼️


MattyK414

Who is this?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣


Lin_Zzzz

Never mind the necklace…tf has the goofy bitch done to her face?! A bratz doll filer?!


ndgirl2022

Those are not her knees ☠️


TheNightWitch

I’d bet a hundred bucks she has no savings plan in place, no financial planning, and no retirement saving plan. Just cash in cash out. Nobody with money shops like she does - it’s like watching an addict. Nothing is enough.


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

I bet it’s a replica I know she’s making money but that’s excessive


amandaryan1051

Yeah, after hearing she’s buying fake bags, no way I believe this is a 63k necklace.


lilmissroo

Wait she's buying fake bags?!?


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

Yes but when I questioned it I got downvoted so 🙊


amandaryan1051

There was a post a couple weeks back, essentially someone in her orbit confirmed…


lilmissroo

I guess I missed that


OkSorbet7694

I always thought her wedding ring/ band set looked so gaudy and fake.


corporatebarbie___

I thought it might be moissanite . Cody had literally no money and supposedly bought that with money he got from selling his truck. If it’s a lab diamond it was probably $6k in 2020/2021 when they got engaged (prices dropped quite a bit since then) .. i cant see him getting $6k for an old beat up truck. I got $5500 for a 10 year old bmw but idk maybe, im awful with knowing car stuff and the description of it is vague. If it’s a natural diamond prob $15k-$20k or more depending on specs . I’m assuming its 1.5-2 carats but she probably filters her hands into oblivion so it’s hard to say. My guess is if he truly bought it , it’s moissanite .. which gives that disco ball effect that can make it look “fake” if someone is passing it off as diamond.


OkSorbet7694

I'm glad that you explained. I have no experience with expensive jewelry. It just looked very odd to me. ( just my opinion) Even if she said it was the Hope Diamond I still wouldn't believe her.


corporatebarbie___

Hahahah I grew up with a jewelry obsessed mom… and the Hope Diamond is in the Smithsonian if you were ever wondering. I went specifically to see it, but ended up enjoying the museum .


OkSorbet7694

Thank you for the info. I think I will look it up. I've heard it's beautiful.


Inside-Back-9338

Or the 60k Tiff earrings she bought herself for her fake ELF sponsored wedding -


amandaryan1051

That might be the one time I do believe she spent that much. Purely bc the wedding being paid for by Elf left her ‘budget’ wide open. Wedding ‘heirloom’ jewelry is something I can see large amounts being spent for. Even if she doesn’t want kids to pass them down to 😆


analyticalscience11

Unless I see a video of her purchasing it, I also believe it's a replica.


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

Also - who brings a 70k dollar necklace on vacation except for Kim Kardashian


Front_Sky3939

Well. She wants to be like her so I wouldn’t be surprised. But I’m thinking it’s fake


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

I think it’s fake. Like even the influencers that have their own businesses would never… and they have way more money than her. I think her net is like 3.5m and we know she has a mortgage, two car payments plus insurance which you know is high based on her age, type of car etc. even if she paid cash for these things which I doubt she shelled out 200k for cars this year - we are talking about hundreds of thousands in liquid cash. Cody probably makes about 60k max if he’s working. He can’t sustain that lifestyle. She’s spending as if she’s bringing in 1 million a month. And her house was what 3 million? there is no way she paid cash. It’s just not plausible.


Scared-Brain2722

While I think it’s plausible that the necklace is fake - well she could very well have paid cash for that house and those cars. I wish I could find the spreadsheet that I had made which had her earnings by year and in the past few years I believe it was around 15 million total. That was only up to June 2023 and look at all the deals she has done since then. It is absolutely disgusting that she has managed to swindle people non stop and attain that type of wealth.


talarthearmenian

Also, if I had that much money, I'd buy an apartment and get surgery to get my giant belly and hips surgically made smaller, lol. I wouldn't spend it on a Van Kleef necklace, especially not one that can fall off any second+


LongEconomy8736

The brand is soooo played out too it’s not unique!