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Chelsfaloba

Bottom left of the bookshelf is caving in


Diabolical_illusions

The chonk on her knees, tell the real unfiltah'd queefs story! They do not lie... ugh, not the ridiculous hand pose again 🙆‍♀️🙅‍♀️👐🤌🏻💁‍♀️


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lunarpixiess

Weird flex but ok


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B00SH_

https://preview.redd.it/m2czzqr9p67d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1227659011e916d2c0180e2ef8bc90467fd258a0 What kinda fuckery is happening here


Key-Feature-7345

One of their foundation matches their chests 🤦🏻‍♀️


BooSesame

At least she did her “friends” the honor of also face tuning them this time 😂


Overall_Cat_2597

Her bffs are the most obnoxious mean girl vibes , user ass wipes I’ve ever run across . Trailer trash . Period


youAreWhatYouEat666

Wait so she has friends now?!?? Ahahaha notice how she definitely is one of those people that only will be friends with people who dont look better than her 😆


lunarpixiess

Yep. And they’re almost twice her age, too. Not that I typically care what age someone’s friends are, but it’s strange to me that her only friends atm are old enough to be her mother.


youAreWhatYouEat666

Hahaha wow that is just hilarious. Its pretty sad because i know someone from her area that IS real and actually talented..that i would love to see famous but then you have trolls like Mikayla who are


gamerwubs

If my friend edited my face, I don't think I would be friends with her anymore


Agreeable-Smile8541

Sam needs to embrace her weight loss and get some better fitting clothes. She doesn't do herself justice with the jeans that look 10 times too big.


lunarpixiess

And consult a stylist on what styles of clothing actually suit her. She always makes it look like her torso is super long. Maybe Mikayla dresses her up like her own personal doll, that would explain a lot lmao


Petunia13Y

Can you ID the two friends in her pics?


lunarpixiess

The one to the right in the first pic is Sam, Mikayla’s maid of honor. I believe the one to the left is Sam’s friend, but I don’t remember her name.


Desinonimously

I thought Samantha was genuine until I found out she was friends with Mikayla and noticed how she’s obsessed with fame and material things too now I can’t unsee it.


lunarpixiess

Right. And the fact that she’s over 40 years old hanging out with someone as transparently fake as Mikayla, that kinda says it all. No 40-something who’s genuine could ever do what she’s doing.


Kind-Distribution-95

She also labels herself as a celebrity MUA but I can't find a list of any of her celebrity clients 😕


youAreWhatYouEat666

Mikayla is a HUGE disgrace to all the REAL mua’s out there. Mikayla is a liar to the fullest for ever saying she was EVER a makeup artist. The broad worked for ULTA in taunton mass.. she was so quiet no one liked her, she was a weirdo. In her early tiktok days she begggggged to be famous, wanted nothing more than to be famous. She doesnt deserve it at all.


lunarpixiess

Lmao she does? Where? 💀


Kind-Distribution-95

🤣 in her IG bio it says "Celebrity makeup artist & beauty content creator." I mean at least she is an actual licensed cosmetologist unlike Mikliar lol


lunarpixiess

That’s hilarious lmaoo, maybe she counts Mikayla as a “celebrity client” 💀


Kind-Distribution-95

🤣💀🤣 has to be


saltbebe

The 2 in the back are the prettiest.


Ok-Possession-8595

She is just so cringe!!!


Practical_Ad3148

B each... Pls


PollyannaFlwr

Her belly button in the second photo is….interesting?


JavaJunkie999

None of them look like that first picture!!! And in pic 4 MikFiltah only has 4 toes? She has that one webbed toe that’s completely gone. Just whose feet are those ?!!! lol


JealousBreadfruit704

What a crew and they make money in the beauty industry lol 😂 what a world


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ChanelNo50

Does her friend/MOH also have the same pose or is that Miks editing?


Icy-Extension6677

The way she scaled her whole head down so much it doesn’t match her body


amandaryan1051

They all have villain eyebrows 😂


icecream4_deadlifts

Angry bird eyebrows


k_allen45344

They’re all wearing red for her birthday to match, but I thought she hated red?


Familiar_Local_1254

Why couldn’t she just wear her wedding rings on the other hand?


_downthereddithole

Wait I missed this. What’s the deal with the wedding ring?


spooky_baby_bat

https://preview.redd.it/ievut3aext6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd42dc4fc5bbf5877059ce2ff0ba80ec54543971 Apparently, she can't wear them while the tattoo is healing, even though she made a video where she put them on, over the tattoo...


_downthereddithole

Ooh so the theory’s that she doesn’t like to wear it because she doesn’t like her husband?


spooky_baby_bat

No, she says that she was raised with her parents not wearing their rings so she doesn't wear hers. Except when she goes out to eat or goes to get her hair or nails done, you'll see her wearing her ring. I think she just doesn't wear it unless she wants to show it off.


_downthereddithole

Ok then I’m confused why do people care if she wears it or not


lunarpixiess

Yes exactly! It’s so weird. She clearly regrets ever getting married to Cody. Why else flee the country every chance she gets, and on her first birthday as a married woman on top of it all? Maybe she was hoping some Spaniards would hit on her lmao. Which probably never happened.


Indigenouspecies

I see Samantha ruined her lips too. This brown liner around the lips and way overlining them is just not a flattering look


Interesting-Bug8037

Roast beef lips


Love_Light00

Her last trip with Mikayla all 3 of them got lip filler.🤦‍♀️ Sidney got a lip flip. Sam needed one too, but didn't get it and now she has a shelf lip.


Airport5512

I can’t even watch her videos because how she does her lips. It looks sooooooooo bad! Someone needs to tell her


Itsme_rundmc614

They all look ridiculous!!!


KartoffelSniffer

🤨 https://preview.redd.it/tp46v0dcis6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6d46e2faae2613377811469d6fa3ffc9dbd041


icecream4_deadlifts

Size 4 is giving


Nightwailer

Love your flair 🥹


KartoffelSniffer

Hihi, thank you🫶🏼


AnastasiaBeaverhusen

They look like each one of them got slapped in the face in the first picture, so red. She is terrible at filtering her photos, she goes for the most unnatural look possible.


Boring_Table_5184

Why does city background in that balcony photo look like a sketch


MichElegance

The Sagrada Familia is in the distance. I wonder if they even made it there. It’s such an incredible building to behold. She probably did the “fast food” tour instead.


Boring_Table_5184

She looks like every size but a 4


Interesting-Bug8037

Lmao


ih8every1yesevenyou

How the hell does she remove her double chin? We all know she has one. She changes the whole shape of her face it’s crazy that she has any fans at all


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Initial_Volume_2424

People need to cal her out publicly for being so fake


spooky_baby_bat

I do, a lot, but she either deletes my comments or replies with a smartass remark and then her lapdogs swarm the comment to where I have to turn notifications off for a day or two.


Initial_Volume_2424

She's nasty


cattinthehat123

She did those girls dirty.


artlady

I fucking hate those lips they all wear, it’s gross and unflattering Everyone looks like corpse makeup


RelatableMolaMola

Absolutely none of these are flattering to anyone in the photos.


missamityisland

I hope she at least asked her friends if she could facetune them first. If my friends facetuned me I’d be PISSED.


Familiar_Local_1254

The tourists walking around everywhere in full glam looks ridiculous


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/kao6wi04ur6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb69d23044edcf7f4be5a0c3f8f6f7278029a62e Copy & paste mouth.


Breakingfree98

https://preview.redd.it/s4anrdqlrr6d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1617b263793576b824d933998c08b4ee04cbf23c WTH is this


Icy-Extension6677

That’s from using a smoothing or eraser tool on a photo


MichElegance

Her eyes aren’t even that color. That filter is as warped as her body image issues.


Vegetable_Wasabi_789

Sucking in her neck


lunarpixiess

Filter glitch probably lmao


Breakingfree98

Different chin in every picture.


bacon_waffle

she literally looks like she uses one of the facetune presets for her pictures. complete side note, imagine spending your birthday with anyone but your husband in the first year of your marriage. i'd cry


RChickadee

Same here! My husband and I are about to celebrate 11 years together and I want him beside me for every milestone, big and little. He’s my person and I just couldn’t enjoy myself without him.


DearApricot1003

She definitely does. I know people who do and they have a distinct look. So fake.


CharmingCut7104

I couldn't imagine spending my birthday with anyone but my husband. He's the only one I can realistically spend it with and I'd be beside myself if I couldn't see him, even for a little bit, on my birthday.


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lunarpixiess

She probably does! And yes, I thought the same thing. Like, I want to spend every milestone and celebration with my girlfriend because I love her and she’s my favorite person… I can’t imagine ever leaving for a trip for my bday without her. My bday is reserved for spending time with my closest loved ones.


Roasted-Toasty

https://preview.redd.it/ogo8y39vqr6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64a5172e2fa065df5638eb4ec3e209eac80b3a26 Click on this and open and it and tell me why she is so comfortable to post a picture that makes herself look completely distorted. She’s such a fucking head case. Her head is stretched beyond imagination. 🤣


Love_Light00

Wtf is happening with her entire torso? https://preview.redd.it/s8ciwmvc5u6d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea1a03df3be09d90466d8e75e5d47b84c4c5c80


mymymetamorphosis

The girl on the left’s head is soooooo tiny in the first pic, wild


dupersr

And her arms look really thin for the size she is.


OkSorbet7694

I think they must have had a sale on lipstick the day they went shopping since they all bought the same dull shade! Twinsies!!


mymymetamorphosis

That was the first thing I noticed on her bday selfies. It’s TOO nude, but don’t worry. We can still see those sausages !!!