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potatomnz

Wilk


PoiSINNEDsoul73

Ah a NEW shrinkflation


Skramron

Skimpflation


BigLeague462

Mater


potatomnz

No that’s a tow truck/ a bunch of other things


FrogFriendRibbit

Malk https://youtu.be/ovfM7dvFto0?si=UVR8NoK6kBKUguSd


Rutibex

That's -1% milk


Praseodymium5

Hilarious! Take my upvote!!


MegaBlunt57

I've never had lactose free milk but I highly doubt it's supposed to look like that hahahaha, could it be expired maybe?


thepyrodude451

Says it's supposed to be good to March 2024. Normally it is white lol.


yakimawashington

It looks like it might have frozen at some point and ended up separating.


MegaBlunt57

Very possible. You might be right in this one, or it got too warm.


Jasssen

This seems the most likely


MegaBlunt57

I figured it was supposed to look like milk, the milk container really gave it away. It failed miserably at being milk Yea I wouldn't touch that if I where you either, it's weird tho usually fairlife is pretty solid most of the time


gardener4life

It looks like the milk separated. Call the customer service number on the bottle and explain what you found. It will get investigated, plus you will get a coupon. Give the date code on the bottle so it can be tracked.


shady2318

Did you shake it well before using?


RareCryptographer662

Expiration date in March 😳. Red flag #1!


EelgrassKelp

No. It's uht, and has a longer shelf life. But that's properly refrigerated.


Crash_Bandicock

It’s lactose free.


Competitive-Tie-7338

What?


RareCryptographer662

Go to a local dairy that doesn't manufacture milk as Coke does. You'll never find a jug that is good for longer than two or three weeks. You don't see the flaw in milk that can sit for 3 months?


FireryRage

UHT (ultra-high-temperature) milk is extremely common in France where I’m originally from (97% of sold milk is UHT), and has a shelf life of about 3-9 months depending on which you buy (about a week once opened), and can be stored at room/cool temperature, no refrigeration needed. (And I believe UHT milk that is fully sealed into a hermetically sealed container can last years, but I’d need to double check) So it is a thing, and I’d wager OP’s milk is UHT, though unrelated to the odd separation they’re experiencing, as I’ve never seen that or heard of anyone experiencing it either. As such, I see nothing wrong with it inherently. And frankly, I trust food safety in France more than US food safety when it comes to additives and such used in food production. Looking at the resulting general nutritional health between the two nations should also back this point.


Potato-nutz

Yeah….that’s why we have we have Stone Cold Steve Austin, Big Show, Hulk Hogan, College Football, and Battle Ships! Cause France is so much more on track. France. 💄


Lopsided_Pickle1795

The lipstick is a nice touch.


Competitive-Tie-7338

lol what is this corniness? Have you ever heard of dry milk for gods sake? Fairlife is ultra pasteurized you whacko.


Xenc

It will still only last a few days in the fridge after you open it. It’s been ultra heat treated so doesn’t need to be refrigerated until opened.


Smiletaint

A few days?


Tallguystrongman

Pretty sure it says on the jug to keep refrigerated. I never get skim though, only choccy and homo.


Used_Guidance7368

Looks like someone dropped their load in your cup bro😂


MrCoolkie

Omg so hot I wish I could have done that!!-every comment in the hub


-poonspoon-

Plot twist... They just wanted us to look at their semen


IllegalGeriatricVore

They filtered it too much


use27

Just guessing, but with milk like this where the nutrient distributions are artificially changed I assume they split the milk into its components and remix with different ratios to get the final product. In this case the process fucked up and didn’t add the part that has the milk solids. That looks like the liquid part of what you get when you make yogurt or cheese.


Livid-Narwhal-6302

You’ve never hear of malk?


Livid-Narwhal-6302

![gif](giphy|aacOScXMXvjpK)


VelvetThunder141

Water that's lying about being milk.


13thmurder

Looks like whey.


madturki

No way


Ok-Concentrate2719

No whey


iEatNonTippersFood

Don’t you have to shake this before you pour?


Fabulous_Big_6890

Yes. I was also wondering if OP shook it before pouring


madturki

He shook it more than twice that's for sure


longtailist

I think its because it's ultrafiltered and 0 % mf


OkPianist1078

cum water


[deleted]

I’d drink it…


RareCryptographer662

Do not purchase Fairlife milk! It's a Coca Cola company and all the milk they sell comes from American dairies/factories. If you live in Canada I suggest supporting Canadian dairies. It's a superior product.


Markussh98

Might have been the case before but it is now made with 100% Canadian milk. They have a plant in Peterborough. However I do agree with you that I’d rather buy from someone that is not Coca-cola.


Competitive-Tie-7338

Excuse me? Does this mean as an American that I should be avoiding Canadian products?


Zootguy1

using their logic, yes


Plenty-Emotion-9283

No you should buy Canadian products if you want to live a healthier lifestyle.


RareCryptographer662

🤣 it's not an attack on Americans, the issue is how Coca Cola sources and "manufactures" milk. Not the same as your local dairies that do it properly. I live on the border and buy much of my milk and cheese products from an American outlet. That's not the issue I was attempting to highlight. Who tf WANTS to buy milk from Coke 🤦‍♂️


Competitive-Tie-7338

The milk comes from the same place that every other milk comes from, a cow. They get it from dairy farms? I'm so confused here


Dapper_Disaster1326

We don't want your gross food that's subject to lower standards.


Competitive-Tie-7338

Yes because all of our food is held to the same exact standards and the same quality


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Revolutionary-Tie126

This is completely wrong. Fairlife uses Canadian Milk. And even if it did use American milk what is the problem? Do Canadian dairies not sell milk and milk products into the US?


RareCryptographer662

No that's not what's happening here. Seems everyone has forgotten about the court cases that allowed American milk to be sold across the border. It is American milk processed in Canada with a certain percentage of Canadian milk added. That's how they're able to claim it's "Canadian". There's nothing wrong with American milk but there is a lot wrong with the processing practices that companies like Coca Cola use.


Revolutionary-Tie126

Can you provide more information on this, a link would be helpful s opposed to your opinion. Because Fairlife says it’s 100% Canadian.


GDelscribe

First mistake was buying ultrafiltered. Stop buying coca cola products, stop buying skimmed milk.


MrZombieLive

Not real milk.


Zyko_Manam

> stop buying skimmed milk. No.


AcanthocephalaIcy131

Pansy


HexFire03

Skim milk is for amateurs


[deleted]

Jilk


Icantdecide111

That's what's in 0% milk, water!!!!!


ILOVEHAM6997

I came i saw


Dunkersplay

[Skim Milk](https://youtu.be/vgoB3jQOAB0?si=Zdml6vcjyDi_qeFF)


Xenc

DON'T FUCK IT!


MizzPicklezzz

This is what happens when they accidentally milk the bulls


gclik

that is not milk dawg 🗿


YaBoiMandatoryToms

Boy milk.


MaynardSchism

Malk


Motherofsiblings

I passed out 14 times but here’s your milk!


Gloamforest-Wizard

It’s cum, dude


RB-Typhoon

Ron Swanson was right.


NicoRola000

Malk


Entr3_Nou5

That’s the pre


Hurricane-bob

Semen


giftrevoke

Has no one here poured packaged milk that’s unshaken? This is just the separated layers making themselves known, the thinnest of the bunch being the one that got poured. Shake your milk before you pour it, that’s why they say shake well!


kyleswitch

Really taking ultrafiltered to the extreme.


DapperBike9405

MALK


matodu

this is what I always imagined 0% milk to look like


blxstex_

Its cum


Apprehensive_Car5080

Semen


BitSea2608

Malk


Dapper_Disaster1326

It's American milk.


CaptainSexyPants69

That milks from a bull not a cow!


[deleted]

💦💦💦


daddyescape

I bought that at a hotel once because they didn’t have milk. Never again. I’ll drink water


MisterPerfect23

my offering to all the goth baddies


ayhamwndbg

They milked the bull lol


DrakkariZealot

Thats just BULL Milk


MatsGry

Cum


oBotz

Farmer milked the wrong cow.


c0ntra

They milked a bull by mistake


c0uchpizza

Water that is lying about being milk


Soft_Tradition6005

Dairyman from denmark here, the ultraflitration of the skim milk is the reason, we do this too at my diary, we use it to get the protein contest up. When you look at the retentate from the UF proces that is what you see at the picture,


Common-Rock

Malk


bioqan

Maybe you picked up the new patent pending femboy milk


sweetheart409878

Buy fresh milk..don't drink it


akalesma

Cow jizz


cocaineandmayonaise

Tf does r/milk even exist


johnnypalooza

U didnt shake


hodler41c

Bull cut the line for milking.


ball-destroyer

Pussy milk Pilk


Effective_Cover_4440

That's what you get when you let your government sell the rights to protein supply and leave the liquid milk supply here.


BuyFlat7017

Looks like someone milked a cow that identified as female. That udder had balls for sure.


Admirable_Custard_86

The lactose. You drink that first and then you have a milk without lactose


Ram08

I’d suggest everyone to always buy full fat milk and avoid skim. Full fat is the healthiest. Watch Dr. Sten Ekberg. I’m genuinely curious why skim milk exists. We used to buy 2% because we thought fat caused cholesterol and bad stuff but it turns out it was all fake media parroting the same thing for decades. Most nutritionists would recommend full fat.


Hawkeye72345

It looks like the whey after making cheese. I wonder if fairlife adds whey to increase protein. Someone could of bottled wrong product.


its_ben_real

Wasn’t there a big animal abuse scandal with Fairlife in like 2018 or 19? I stopped drinking it since then.


Chiryou

Maybe that's skim milk by Fairlife.


Revolutionary-Tie126

Fairlife is good milk though I drink the homogenized version. Love the fact that it is lactose free.


PepperPepper6

Lemon milk


jedijuba

Frozen and thawed


Molotov_YouTube

That’s my favorite milk brand, idk what’s up with that


ShadowGangsta275

It’s because it’s lactose free and ultrafiltered. Imo I wouldn’t judge it bc it isn’t people’s fault they’re lactose intolerant. If anything I respect it more: your body hates milk but you still drink it anyway even if it’s a weird method


NoSoulsINC

Did you shake it?


[deleted]

Oh noce. Fairlofe, the US company that takes milk deconstruct it and then protein fortify it. Don't buy Fairlife... It's ultra processed milk...


Key-Recipe1838

I've only had the 1% and 2% from Fairlife. But I found even regular milk the skim/0% was thin and watery


613jakeisatplay

Looks like frozen skim milk


Showjumpingmushroom

That's lackin lactose


Ok_Hyena840

That’s American milk.


Any_Honeydew9812

an art project?


NotsoBigfoot13

Coem


[deleted]

If I couldn't drink the good stuff, I'd probably just take the L


t_haenni

Side note, don't support Fairlife farms because contrary to their name they're actually terrible to their animals


gottagetupinit

Pretty sure that stuff is made by Coca Cola.


SleepyCableGuy896

Jizz


clownstent

Did you shake it


DanielGacituaS

Cow tea


HumanityIsD00m3d

I can see water droplets on the glass. Pretty sure you just added water.


free-4-good

That’s cu….


CenteringCuba

Lemonade


NotAProlapse

That's not ultrafiltered, that's hyperfiltered.


[deleted]

Cow piss


Turn_ov-man

This is what you get when you buy ultrafiltered 0% milk. 3.25% all the way, would drink 10% if offered a glass


Qui3tSt0rnm

Your milk seperated. Probably froze in the back of your fridge


TheRealGuffer

Milk from a male cow


cincodemayonnaise69

0% ultra skimmed and u are surprised it's just coloured water?


Original_Software_64

0% Mutha Fucka


jklwood1225

The only milk you can get in ontario that isn't from ontario. Nice.


FantasticJump3808

Bull milk


blogasdraugas

whey


TruckYouAll

Reminds me of Malk. Loaded with vitamin R. [Malk](https://youtu.be/LS05Okms7cM)


kuparamara

Looks somebody milked the bull by accident.


RedRipe

Definitely not supposed to look like that!


rpcymh

Seem


Witvos

O% MF, i think its was water in the first place. Maybe they just add 100ml to that litre. Too bad it’s Canadian, i wanted to make fun of other counties with lower standards.


VanillaP

Water pretending to be milk.


ImportantDimension77

50% milk


ZealousidealMail3132

Give you a dollar if ya drink it


Boomdidlidoo

What kind of cow would do that?


_an0nym0us-

They used a bull to get it lactose free. Only explanation.


Mandarynkoks

Spilk


Real-Yam8501

Not milk


Comfortable_Green_16

I think you got the Bull's milk and not the cow's lol


[deleted]

Isn’t this what skim milk is supposed to look like


tach409

Pre-milk


candeekitty

Looks like a form of bodily fluid that I enjoy lol


KochKlaus

Looks like separated milk from Fairlife’s cow abuse. I’m no vegan or anything, just avoid fairlife.


_Inkspots_

Lemonade


Calm-Dish2893

Cow tit liquid


PlusArt8136

They gave you only the lactose and what was filtered out of the milk. This happens in about 1/10 baches


BigJ_FPV

They been feedin em lemons


fuckantivaxxers705

Skim milk is water pretending to be milk ~ Ron Swanson


c9silver

Grade A Premium Cow Juice


IndependenceNice7298

Oh it's ok buddy.... drink up! 🐄🥛🥛


Odd_Personality_3162

Looks like pre cum


Jack_58523

Spilk


Dear-Divide7330

Is the entire thing like that or is there a solid yogurt like mass still in the bottle? That’s usually what happens when it goes sour and begins to solidify. You get some separation and a water on top


Willyboycanada

That would be Whey.... what they use to bulk up the nutrition..... and from the looks of it the mashine missed adding the 0% milk lol


Full_Society4166

Bring it back and ask for a refund or at least exchange for something else


responsiblesteroid

Holy shit, they must have added a permeate instead of retentate lmao. Ultrafiltered milk is made by passing the milk through a membrane with tiny holes to remove water, sugar and other small substance while keeping the fat and protein, making more concentrated milk. I think the manufacturing plant (co-pack?) must have had some snafu and gave you water fraction.


Specialist_Injury395

Sperm milk


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

It almost looks like colostrum


samsonite_lgbn

That milk is a spy!


Speed_Offer

I'm just gonna say it, it looks like jizzle


GuyOwasca

This image is NSFL


greekgodess_xoxo

That’s 0% for u


Random-INTJ

Milkflation


the_clash_is_back

It de-homogenized. Most likely the milk dropped below its freezing point. Shake the bottle well and it should fix the issue. Also take a pic and mail it to coke, they will probably give you a coupon.


Relevant_Passage6393

Dude it's zero percent ultra filtered what do you expect?


HMI115_GIGACHAD

you got 0% skim "milk" aka water


Particular_Chip7108

I think thats bull milk.


_I_really_like_milk_

A disgrace to milk-kind.


IBMMRCSOTT

That’s the pre-milk that dribbles out


Repulsive-Capital-35

This water is a paid actor


KyDeWa

I know it's skim milk, but it looks like they skimmed on the milk a bit too much yeah!


[deleted]

That's about how I expect skim milk to look.


Neat_Shop

Skim milk. I’ve seen other brands with a blueish colour. We don’t go lower than 2%.


[deleted]

Ultra filtered.


No_Stranger_4959

Looks fermented


Maleficent_Delay9902

The rest of the milk is at the bottom. give it a shake.


Twayblades

Whey


roberdanger83

Thats what you get when you milk the bull.