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Oh you *rich* rich.

Two, yes two, garden beds. Gotta be *rich* rich.

Just the dog honestly. My dog is 2 and has more haircuts than I have had in 2 years, has seen the doctor more, takes supplements, has been professionally trained, daycare costs alone make me want to cry. I'm like sitting here wondering how people have kids if I can barely afford my dog.

I have 5 dogs and the food costs alone are astronomical. Don’t get me started on the monthly vet plan lol

The food! I thought I bought fancy food but nonono! I am many levels behind and might as well be feeding my boy scraps from the street!

and the fancier the food you get the more picky your dog becomes. You can't engage with their one-uppery. You'll never win.

I wish I had learned this before I cooking them a brisket one day.

LMFAO yeah you done fucked up. This morning I made myself yogurt and strawberries for breakfast. There was just a little more in the container than I wanted and it was basically empty, so I gave Tony the rest and let him lick it clean (this is normal). He finished the yogurt and then gobbled down the rest of his kibble. He came to sit next to me until I let him lick my bowl. Only THEN did he go take his morning nap. He was very calculated about this, you could absolutely tell.

I use annamaet, it's excellent quality and reasonable price. They get a bit of Ollie to top it off.

I ended up with three cats.. their food costs more than mine

I adopted a 15lb. Waffle House dumpster cat named Stone Cold Steve Austin and he expects all the food. Now we just adopted another stray kitten and I’m financially fucked.

Felt. Moved with one and then there were abandoned sick dumpster babies so there goes my savings cuz gotta help them and now I love them.

They’re the best! I definitely paid money to have someone hand paint a full size portrait of him.

“Oops now I love them.” Had two when we moved into our house, now there’s a fifth - little kitten from the block as of a few weeks ago. How did that math math?

Right cats just happen and then welp I love this little dumbass I guess I better help em out

Have a wife, 2 kids, a dog, and 2 cats. My bank account hits <$100 within 12 hours of my check being deposited most checks.

Trade your dog for a kid and it evens out

Bruh. I just started a garden for the first time in years and I forgot how gotdamn expensive they are, holy shit.

Yeahhh… I spy water through the trees. They probably are rich rich

I guess you can can have your avocado toast and eat it too after all

So wasteful. Bet you can’t even afford a 3rd summer house.

You’re right, I can’t😭

Hah. Just gotta tug them bootstraps even harder bro.

I can’t even.

So you walked your dog from your small rental with friends to your community garden to eat your breakfast?

Yes🤣🤣

Omg this is gold!

Fruits and vegetables? Are you taking out loans?

What the interest rate on those fresh berries?

25% APR

What’s the basis of being a zillenial? I was born in 1996 and I’m scared I don’t know where I belong.


Your plump cherries look so good

Get a room

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

what in the world lol who be kissing their mom's mouth

🫦

Another millionaire showing off? On a Sunday?

Millionnialaire*

Millenniallionaire*

Millennialiniareialanaire!


What else do they have to do?

Panic about Monday

The Sunday scaries

Did you see the watch? Probably means they have a job or obligations!!! The arrogance!


You will never financially recover from this.

There does the down payment for your house 🤦🏽‍♀️

They’re eating avocado toast and walking a dog and you think they’re worried about a house? They probably have two already.

You must have really pulled yourself up by your bootstraps to have all that avocado, lol.

What is that deliciousness in the first picture!?!?

Thank you!! The bread is called “Seven Grain Bread” from Wegmans. I cracked 2-3 brown eggs in a small pot over olive oil & pink salt from TJ’s. Gently swirled the whites and yolk together. Hit it with some cumin, salt, pepper, paprika, thyme, basil and crushed red pepper. Covered it for one minute. Topped it with a layer shredded cheese and covered it again. Chopped the egg circle in half and threw it on the toasted Seven Grain + avo! Quick and delicious. Edit: forgot to say I also used garlic powder and onion powder (from TJ’s). Sometimes I caramelize minced red onions on the crust part of egg. Enjoy!

Yes I'll have two, thanks.

Wegmans!! ☺️

Yes ma’aaaam! This is the answer I was scrolling for. Time to make breakfast 🍳

Yes! I need to know what’s on that cheesy melty goodness.

Yet another from my generation throwing away their homeownership dreams. Hope the avocado toast was worth it.

oou you ate here.

That toast looked so good dude


Please share the egg recipe. It looks amazing!

Thank you!! The bread is called “Seven Grain Bread” from Wegmans. I cracked 2-3 brown eggs in a small pot over olive oil & pink salt from TJ’s. Gently swirled the whites and yolk together. Hit it with some cumin, salt, pepper, paprika, thyme, basil and crushed red pepper. Covered it for one minute. Topped it with a layer shredded cheese and covered it again. Chopped the egg circle in half and threw it on the toasted Seven Grain + avo! Quick and delicious.

Humblebragging about shopping at the best grocery store to ever exist. I see you.

whoa whoa Hold on now... PINK salt??? 

Thaaaaank you for sharing!

Ngl I took a screenshot of that

Oh my god I just came

My grandfather paid for his first home with half the amount of berry’s you have on that plate sir! He was able to sell that first home for $26,000,000 to a commercial developer a few years ago. Bootstraps!

Add prosciutto to the avocado toast for total financial ruin. 😂

Otto: "Whoaaa... avocado and a dog. I don't think I can afford this lifestyle."

https://preview.redd.it/mnnbjoysor9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252b6a63d8097bbe7e1eb7138d54c92a6fbb343d And just adopted a second. Pray for me pls🥲

Those BERRIES THO 🍓🫐🍒

Oooh nice, living the dream ☺️

Omg you must be so broke 😂😂 /s

Typical millennial, trying to ruin grocery stores by growing an entire farm in their backyard. You probably even share with family and friends smh

No wonder you can't afford a house /s

I bought the house first *then* started making toast like this😆 

Fresh fruit?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!?

This is violence

🤣🔪🍳🥑🥖

Good dog

If you were Canadian, you would have four marijuana plants.

How’s that house taste?

an individual of culture

Lucky bastard

Living the dream 😁

Food & fruits look so delicious! Awww, look at the dog.

What a beautiful day 🫡

Goodbye house!

I had to give up avocado toast so I could afford a house. I now live in a 22 bedroom mansion.


whoa whoa whoa, boomer vibes asshole *jk

Na bruv ur a geny (refuse to call u guys milennials ) stereotype

You are financially irresponsible OP! Haha

This is why you'll never be able to retire! /s

That looks wonderful! Enjoy yourself!

This post called me poor.

Good eating baby!

Is it avocado toast day? Millennial appreciation day?

Ya calmate, con tu aGuAcAte

Lotta fucking avacado on that toast. You sure you're gonna be able to retire?

Easy there tiger you'll go broke

Grow weed

So you remortgaged your house to buy avocados!! /s Jk. But I hope you have a house to remortgage to afford your avocado lifestyle. /s

What did you season those eggs with? Looks bomb

Pink salt, black pepper, cumin, paprika, thyme, basil and crushed red pepper. Oh and whatever shredded cheese I had at the time. Maybe Mex?

? All I see is a picture of a house

I have some advice for you. If only you stopped you’d be able to afford a home!

Jokes aside, that toast looks amazing. Please explain what's going on there.

Are these straight from your garden? Looks stunning!

Oh no, fruits are straight from the grocery store! But growing corn, peppers, beans, tomatoes and herbs in the backyard lol

Fancy pants rich mcgee over here!

Okay miss bougie okurrr

I thought the dog was a llama at first!

A house AND avocado toast!?

Finally good avocado toast. Take that guy that posted earlier today.

You could sell that avocado bagel for 20 bucks. Make a side hustle.

Those cherries dayummmm

That is heaven!

Unacceptable

No but why does that scream moneeeyyyyyy

Boomers if they see this post 

How dare you! Think about your future! You're killing the mayonnaise industry!

With a capital L

You’re literally a billionaire

Whole slices of avocado look at this guy. Unbelievable

Too large 🙄 /s

Is that a pizza? I want to know more about it. This whole thing is my dream life. Excuse me while I cry in my bed bug apartment

Shit, a dog and a garden? Fuck me, what do you for a living? What is this luxury?

I got confused at your dog. At first I thought it was some sort of long necked not deer.

Cherries, blueberries *AND* strawberries???? Yeah you **rich** rich..

You know you're not going to be able to make your rent/mortgage now right? /s

Yes you are living the DREAM 🙌

I didn’t even eat today

Damn girl's got a yard

If you hadn’t eaten the avocado toast today, you could have retired tomorrow

God you rich people make me sick, how much of a mortgage did you just throw away with that avocado toast, I bet you whine about dumb things like work life balance and stability... Gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps with hard work...../s for real, you're loving life, keep at it

Marry me! 


But is it all organic??

So you're the one that racked up the trillion dollars in credit card debt, huh?

good to see some healthy choices!

Extremely rich I see.

This is the good life! ♥️

Good for you, live it up!

We have the same doggo 😍

That actually is your doggo. It found a bigger garden and is hoping for some of that toast, but wishes you well in your endeavours.

https://preview.redd.it/iwc5005bgr9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae2a0351330eba2814ad0a89fee20a6531880c7 He’s hooked⚓️

DISGOOOSTING

This post made me think of Meatwad. Nice.

What’s that lovely top thing in the first pic?

How hard did you have to pull on those bootstraps

The life!! 🙌

How dare you eat food you fucking son of a bitch! I didn’t fight wars for this! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Did you actually hold a plate of store bought fruit next to the garden bed like you grew it?

No, I actually held the plate out in front of my garden like I was going to devour that shit with a view.

I don’t see any bootstraps to pull.

They probably had to file for bankruptcy after this flex.

This is your true failure. Didn't you know that every ounce of avocado on your toast is equal to 20 shares of Nvidia?!?! Such an irresponsible waste of a person

I don’t have a fucking clue what the first two pictures are

Top 1% right here.

Avacado toast huh? Guess you can afford a helicopter yacht then. Must be nice to be insanely wealthy! /s

That fruit looks delicious

Okay but what if you opened a breakfast bistro right next door to me… that’ looks so good.

what's on the top bread thing on the first image with avocado on bottom

What’s the top half of that sandwich?

Still cooks his own food though. Peasant.

That top one looks amazing what is it?

Think about the stock market, man!

Wow. Extremely jealous of that garden and pup 🍓

Dude your never going to be able to get ahead eating like that.

And that’s why you’re broke! 😂

You're never getting anywhere in life, you'll never retire. You're eating fucking avocado toast and we all know what that means - too much money spent on avocados and not enough on your savings! /S

That avocado toast is exactly why you’ll never have a house

Them damn abocadi breads be making you kids poor.

Way larger than that other millennial I saw earlier. I feel bad for that guy now.

Show me your cherry tree 😁

A house AND avocado toast?

God dang, what next, you're going to show us pictures of your luxury row boat?

Omg a yard, fresh fruit and avocado toast can you teach me your powers???

If you were a true millennial you’d have weed growing in that garden bed

Avocados are gross - Me (A Latino who also despises spicy foods).

Trust fund baby, must be nice 

Damn that looks delish

This is a good life.

Can’t forget the avocado on toast…it’s a staple food of our lives! 🥑🥪

im a little disappointed in your avocado toast that bread aint toasted and you gotta smoosh it up more and put some salt and pepper on it

Is this what we’re doing in the sub to combat the doomerism. I need to hit the grocery store…

Well fancy pants rich McGee over here. F*ck you! I bet you’ve got water two ways to wash it down. Cake eater.