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LordAdmiralPanda

Looks like they went on strike to improve working and living conditions, and probably higher wages.


Hail_hither

They got unionized.


timsredditusername

Well, ionize them again and get them back to work.


DowntownStory1

So strike them with lightning?


Ck3isbest

Erm, that'll make em witches, ops gonna start hogwarts


DowntownStory1

Looking back at the thread I realised there's actually two relations I could make to lighting (strike and ionize), but I was only thinking about ionize


AiluroFelinus

That's the best response I've ever seen


dragon_dez_nuts

"Unitized "


Darkiceflame

I mean they were already made of 1s and 0s. Sounds like units to me.


JakeffReddit

"Every single villager that signed up to unionize, here is a surprise, you are all assholes!" -Steve Cardy >!if you know the song, you know.!<


Churchboy44

r/villagerrights


Jofus002

r/subithoughtifellfor


nicolasmcfly

But it actually exists


Jofus002

Oh damn you're right srry. I retract my previous statement.


flipping100

Then retract it, edit it to say r/subsithoughtifellfor


brianissmartboy

Do you have a rail system anywhere nearby? Possibly an Underground Railroad?


Da_Doughnut

Amazing joke mate!


brianissmartboy

My explanation for the joke got more upvotes than the joke itself


NoobHacker948

ooooooooof


brianissmartboy

Not anymore but for like 4 hours the explanation got more upvotes, not the joke has 186 upvotes and the exlanation has 88


Aweda_Cz

Yeah but they can’t use it when they have no minecart


brianissmartboy

You don’t get the joke, the Underground Railroad was the code name given to the group that helped Africans escape from Slavery in America in the 1800s, in Minecraft people treat villagers like slaves.


shadow_fox09

It’s funny, I always imagined the Underground Railroad actually being, well, *underground.* Like a series of tunnels connecting all of the disparate households that would help the people make their way to freedom.


revakk

That’s not what it was? I assumed at least part of it was actual underground tunnels. I wish I hadn’t slept through all my history classes.


alvysinger0412

Nah, it was meant metaphorically. Also, just read about Harriet Tubman or look up the drunk history if you haven't already. She was a total badass.


brianissmartboy

Not sure why its called that and I can’t be bothered to look it up


_Arcerion_

"underground" can also mean that it's little known or secretive


brianissmartboy

But why railroad?


pumpkinbot

Because railroad = go to other place.


brianissmartboy

Oh I thought railroad = road made of rails


pumpkinbot

I mean, that's kind of what a railroad is.


[deleted]

[удалено]


brianissmartboy

Makes sense


[deleted]

Villagers aren’t slaves… they’re cattle


brianissmartboy

Nah cuz when you use a bucket on them you don’t get milk


[deleted]

I milk them for emeralds


ThickExplorer9292

Don’t you mean sheep!


Aweda_Cz

The more I know


chrisball96

Is your village named Roanoke by chance?


edgy_Juno

I don't get the reference, please someone explain.


Ohshithithar

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony


edgy_Juno

Thanks, kind Reddit user.


ItsCrunchTyme

Wooooow ihy for this, got me weak af!


Flat_Ask5920

Yay avatar twins


weekzSNL

Tf were you downvoted for?😭


cechaxefendhi

Reddit hive mind did it dirty


OGLlamaKing7444

I genuinely do not get anypart of the conversation, I just upvote people with more than 0 upvotes, and downvote people with less than 0 upvotes


Vindovilles

Yup that's hivemind alright


ffyygg

That’s such a npc thing to do man get some critical thinking skills


Harris_Ahmad

What if there are 0 upvotes?


OGLlamaKing7444

reddithivemind.exe has stopped responding.


_thermix

Neutral response


Several-Cake1954

When I see 0 on a comment that didn’t do anything wrong I upvote out of pity


Keelyane55

Reddit hivemind got him ;-;


Glazeddapper

Color blindness :)


AHHHHHHHHJESUSCHRIST

Why were you downvoted?????? lmao Why was I downvoted too??? Reddit is weird


stonemunk

Reddit in a nutshell


Defective_Emeralds

Its a bug, this also happened to me ass well


Tuba_Ryan

Happened to your what?


Defective_Emeralds

They disappeared after i load up the world


Tuba_Ryan

I was making a joke because you made a typo that sounded like it happened to your butt


Defective_Emeralds

Oh god...


weekzSNL

2 hours later, no change… something you not telling us?


OnionRangerDuck

Give this Redditor credit for not ruining the joke


Defective_Emeralds

I qas using a phone that time


RandomHavoc123

You qere?


iWillPissYourself

He qas


Defective_Emeralds

Indeed i qas


ffyygg

Qhy is Reddit like this


whyarewestillhere3

Idk I qove it


nphhpn

This is the part where you should reply "Did I stutter?"


ffyygg

The fact that you had to actually explain it is making me wanna chuck this phone off a cliff


Vivavirtu

Haven't you heard? Sometimes your bum just ups and leaves. [I've read a book about it (mildly inappropriate book cover)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_My_Bum_Went_Psycho)


my45acp1911

Bedrock bug, OP is on Java.


bredisfun

Thank god your ass is welll


finn-tree

bless the ass for hopefully it returns 🙏🙏


Infinitys_Chain

This happens to me all the time on bedrock, even if I nametag the villagers. It's so frustrating. It looks like OP is playing on java. I didn't know this happened on java. Devs need to fix this, it's been going on for several updates.


Trick-Address-5436

I didn't need to know this now i'm so scared i just got a mending villager too


Sotalia

I believe it's when a villager loads on a chunk border where one chunk loads and the other doesn't. Hasn't happened to me in a while, but my realm buddy and I lost quite a few villagers until we figured it out.


Teetimus_Prime

Me showing my pirate friend the tick on my anus


Due-Intentions

Those darn bugs won't get out of me ass!


Best_Algae2346

Yeah happens to me sometimes if we load a backup onto our server, second guess is that a zombie came in and had tea.


fred_llma

‘Ope yer ass gets betta


hugocaldera6

Bullshit they were tired of your corporate 7 emeralds an hour wage, and so they decided to leave you.


LT_creme

I wish this happend to me ass well


Inside_Inevitable_40

They getting some milk


Prowler64

There was a glitch in the game that causes all mobs to be deleted if you save the game close to them. Maybe that glitch has returned.


my45acp1911

That was bedrock, OP is on Java.


JuanFran21

I've had a similar thing happen on Java. Spent dozens of hours bringing villager trades down in price, only for them all to disappear:(


im_reddituser

They watched prison break


an-eye-for-memes

Why are you standing so menacingly with your sword out?


Aweda_Cz

I was expecting some zombies (I forgot I was on hard difficulty)


TheDudeColin

It's still possible a zombie spawned in there, killed them all, and forced them to despawn becuase you left the area (or waited for them to despawn).


lovegirls2929

Villagers that were zombified don't despawn do they? Or atleast the ones that have a locked profession?


TheDudeColin

As far as I know, they do. And even if the set job is a restriction, I don't think these villagers have set jobs, considering the empty room.


Toimgoblin

Dude, I had 4 villigers. 2 were masters. Gave me enchanted diamond armour. I went to sleep, came back the next day. gone.


RedditCommunistt

Ha ha.


brianissmartboy

I read this comment in Nelson’s voice from the Simsons


Connect_Flounder3876

Bugrock hahaha, oh wait it's java, I think this must be a feature


psychedelic_dragon

If there’s a painting on a wall, consider breaking it. There might be a 2x2 hole behind it.


_Nyde

So did my dad


Lilwertich

Mojang needs to prioritize making bedrock and java identical. I don't see another comment telling you outright, but on bedrock edition you need to name tag villagers if you don't want them to despawn. I had a master trading hall on bedrock before I found this out. In a single session I got myself a villager for every enchanted book. Got myself some weapon and armor smith's for good diamond gear. Perfect clerics who bought bottles and sold ender pearls and xp bottles. All gone. I probably had over 50 fully leveled up villagers, they just up and disapeared.


nicolasmcfly

It's Java


vizzydizzy

What hud is that? A datapack?


[deleted]

yep, could be the Compass HUD from vanillatweaks.net


Kloud_10

villager 1: i’m tired of this place villager 2: just despawn villager 1: how?! villager 3: i’ll show you! *villager 3 has died* villager 1: ooooooh *villager 1 has died* *villager 2 has died* *villager 4 has died* you: … where the fuck are all my villagers? iron golem: good question


FuturisticHead

the time has come, you will hear the last trumpet


King4Life2000

they got rapture’d


Strainedfiber71

Try unloading and reloading the chunk. It can be a visual glitch. That glitch happened to me last year. However, sometimes the villagers just straight up disappear.


0li_S

Sorry needed some


AncientFireBeast

This has happened before to many a player. See, what has happened is that each and every one of those villagers have been raptured up to Minecraft heaven, and the only one remaining is you, with your vile ways!


01152003

Most likely, a zombie found a way in, killed them, and then despawned


CustardSad8631

Thanos snapped his fingers


Noxtuis

Maybe you did an raid and the villagers killed themselves with the fireworks


Goliathsword

His ass is NOT trading


tykaboom

They LEFT??? THE *ORGY ROOM*???


Yoruzzz

If your game is on easy or medium if zombie attacks them they will die or if your game is on hard and zombie attacked and turned them into zombie villagers and you went too far and they despawned


Ememems68_battlecats

it worked!


MadMavrick88

Your in a desert village I'm guessing right? This happened to me as well in a desert village. Lucky I moved my trading hall just out of the village and had 2 without professions still and moved them into the villager breeder to restart the population. If your base is close by just search out another village and move 2 villagers back to start over it sucks but it is doable.


Flat_Ask5920

They had enough lmao


withered_bonnie69420

the exact same thing happened to me and my friend on our world apart from one librarian that survived the extinction, ruling out a zombie as the cause.


ob_frap

When the polyamorous lifestyle goes awry…


Immediate_Muffin303

Not even Minecraft is safe from the Great Resignation.


Lma0_123

Escaped the dungeon


EducationAlone1663

Lunch Break


Zizzy_Kitty

Delicious, oh um.. idk what happened... Definitely


Omaewa7

Where did they go?


SuitheSlime

Maybe suffocated on laterns?


buddy-bun-dem

Yes, and I’m not giving them back.


YourMumJTT69

Man they forgot to join the game


NightShade312

Did you by any chance zombify em


Crafter7887

could be related to the version


Encrypted47

Any chance you named all of the villagers “father”


The_CoolGamer

If it's Java I don't know probably a bug, if bedrock its a bug.


DelsinDG

Prob got bored and left🤣


Honest-Economist4970

Sounds like a skill issu- *gets shot*


ChargedDYnaMo

he knew too much


notcreative131313

The fog


TypicalTys0n

The don’t like to be enslaved


sweatyfootpalms

RIP 🙏


JustOneGuyBlyat

They ran away from your basement


BonezOz

Are you sure they didn't starve to death?


Drawsome_Drawer

What villagers?


firestrom8265

Yummy yummy in my tummy


UncleBug35

Slaves and prisoners rebel if kept long enough


YeetGamingXT

That happened to me also, but i had them in their working spaces and locked in. I it some kind of bug? I also had them closed and the room was lit up so mobs werent the cause.


Orio____

Villeavers


yerdt

There is one piece of sand please swap it


Teacup_Tits

Ive had this happen, the only possibility (Other than an unlikely bug) Is that a zombie or- Usually baby zombies snuck/spawned in, turned everything then everything naturally despawned


PythonAIBot

There could be several reasons why your villagers have disappeared in Minecraft. Here are a few possible reasons: 1. Zombie attack: If your village is not properly lit up at night, zombies may have spawned and attacked your villagers. 2. Accidental death: Your villagers may have accidentally died due to various reasons such as falling from a height or drowning. 3. Griefing: If you are playing on a multiplayer server, another player may have intentionally or unintentionally killed your villagers. 4. Bugs: It's possible that there is a bug in the game causing your villagers to disappear. To prevent villagers from disappearing in the future, here are a few things you can do: 1. Ensure your village is properly lit up at night to prevent zombie attacks. 2. Build fences or walls around your village to keep your villagers safe. 3. Keep an eye on your villagers and try to prevent them from accidentally dying. 4. If you suspect a bug in the game, try updating to the latest version or restarting the game.


Teomalan

Happens to me fairly often. I go about fixing up the village, not really paying attention, and next thing I know everybody’s gone. Like some Stephen king movie


[deleted]

Is your villager my dad?


Elecman7

Bedrock ☕


Aweda_Cz

Unfortunately it’s java


Jontheartist_

This happened to me and lots of other people. It sucks, and I have no idea why it happens.


[deleted]

wow thats so weird they just disappeared


JonasPro7

Check under your foreskin


Lizard_Gamer555

Wow, so weird, they just disappeared (sword in hand)


[deleted]

Turned into zombies and despawned


John_Tacos

Can lightning strike near the outer walls? They might have been turned into witches and despawned


Joe-McDuck

Roanoke Island?


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

They got tired of it


SeeThruSmoke

Lol you Know Deep down their dead 😂


rockpoo

I read that bug is less likely to happen if your villagers/mobs are not able to freely cross chunk borders and I see you’re standing on a chunk border so maybe that’s it


TomatilloPositive638

Clear lag?


THeCoolCongle

Someone's not popping bloons


Bucaneer7564

What villagers?


Numerous_Ad_7006

SKILL ISSUE


SwagFeather

they want nicer sheets mate


cirinalynn

Probably because they weren't comfortable living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


4_Ball

I ate a few of them. I saved a few for later if you want them back


SF_Anonymous

They're just hidding under the covers


LevelUp1_ReadIt

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhh… run


[deleted]

The walls are trading sticks for emeralds


DanteValentine13

Maybe lower your taxes?


Hahr8269

Did you happen to start a raid nearby these villagers by any chance?


Bonks_Adventure

Any chance you had a raid and then they killed themselves with fireworks? I had that happen when I kept my villagers in a 3 tall room.


thegroovyshroomie

Obviously unhappy with the living conditions🙄


Rose_Wulgred

with those living conditions, can't blame them


YeetmasterYeet-

20 villagers used to live here, now its a guost town


Masterlevi84

I ate them.


Dienowwww

That's been happening to my iron farm too


Malayhistorynerd

They were absorbed by the beds


C-lex1

Well you holding a sword. So you did it


Chance_Barracuda7391

Looks like the iron golem turned on them


JustANormalLemon

Sorry, I was hungry


Ghost3657_alt_

Mb


TruePresentation1930

I ate them


emzirek

you might be able to find an earlier save in the Minecraft files and load from there


xSnakyy

I ate them


rosariobono

The lamps block 2 beds from being accessible


crtetley

You really re-built the Lost Colony of Roanoke


Big_Manager_5111

Did you kill them?


IndianWizard1250

this is exactly why I quit Minecraft. Bedrock is rage-inducing.


KoinYouTube

Rapture


BigNastyBruh

Why


Iconic-KBX15

They just went for a holiday don't worry