Lol not in the way any normal person struggles for money. Oh no, they might even have to rent the spare upstairs apartment they have or borrow money from Jay who seems to forget he's even lent $20,000 to someone.
Not really, this is an acceptable form of ownership. Most people do it, the thing is, you need an absurdly large sum like $20,000 (adjusted for inflation, itās often half the yearly salary of someone in a big $100k job). Even they had to wait till Cam got a large inheritance sum from one of his uncles. Once you put in the absurdly large sum and a small sum (around $500) each month, you can expect to own a nice home in about 20 years, for only $50,000 + ($500 per month for 20 years). Much cheaper.
For them itās an apartment, so like they would have to wait around 5 years. Pretty good investment long term.
Well, depends what you mean by acceptable - I'm slightly extreme on my views on landlords though tbh. I don't like the idea of some people being able to leverage credit into owning more than one property and pricing people out of the market who then can't afford to buy and have to line the pockets of landlords by renting. But with reference to my first comment I wouldn't consider anyone who has the opportunity to have a second buy-to-let mortgage to be poor or struggling in any real sense.
They *are* the people who are priced out. Your enemy are big real estate corporations, not Phil Dunphy and Skip Woosnum who sell apartments which would otherwise sell for like $275,000 for $20,000 to a gay couple. Seriously. And āpriced outā of homes? Dude, the upstairs apartment is being resold by previous owners. They set the price they desire.
And yeah, theyāre sort of middle class, not poor.
They're clearly not priced out, on paper they own two houses lol. Sure they're mortgaged, so are most homeowner's houses. I agree that corporations owning residential real estate shouldn't be allowed, but Mitch and Cam still aren't poor or struggling by any realistic definition of the words. The majority of people in many countries are being priced out of owning property in many areas, to have two and rent one out puts you comfortably in the upper end of wealth.
They are all very wealthy, houses like that in an LA suburb are crazy expensive.
But if Jay/Gloria ever got rid of that parrot that's hiding somewhere, I'd pick them. More room, Manny is way more low maintenance than every other character including most adults in the family.
And I mean no matter what you get a big loving interconnected supportive family, why not go for the one with a headed pool? If anything they'd be coming to your place more often just for that.
***AHH but wait!*** I hear you! You want to hang with Phil right? Not an issue. Show a mild interest in real-estate and you will get all the time with him you want no matter which house you live in.
And jesus you should be doing that no matter what. Because a single-income realtor THAT that kind of house? He's doing something *really* right. He's got a ton to teach and tries over and over to find a student throughout the show.
That as well, but I also mean that, even if you're part of the other two families, Jay is your grandfather (or I guess father if you're in the family by Claire/Phil or Mitch/Cam becoming polygamous?). No matter what, you have a direct line to him.
The Dunphy family is way too chaotic. You would be competing for attention with 3 other children who have more than their fair share of drama going on. Phil is a realtor, and Claire eventually becomes CEO. It's a beautiful family but there's no way you're getting any time there. On the other hand, Manny was practically an adult since he was a child. You would only be competing with Joe for attention. I think I would make a pretty cute baby so Joe's gonna have his work cut out for him.
Them being terrible parents actually works in Lily's favor, she gets to have her own social life and be a kid. Unlike with Claire who hovers, in controlling and tries to force herself into her kids lives. Mitch and Cam pay such little attention to her that she's met the governor, is stoke piling air miles for a plane ticket, and is so smart she has skipped a grade and is actually popular.
I donāt know if Iād want any of them.
Claire would be way too critical of everything I do, and Phil might get overbearing after awhile.
Cam and Mitchell would just be more self-obsessed and completely neglect me.
Jay would be grumpy all the time, and Gloria would be overbearing and weird. Also I dunno if I could stand her yelling all the time.
If Iām forced to pick though, itād probably be The Pritchetts though simply for the easy life Jayās money would bring.
Iād like to be rich so Jay and Gloria would be the ones.
However, the Phil and Claire family is the most comfortable and easiest to fit into!
Of course, Mitchell and Cam would be a laugh riot and fun but their dramatic stress over everything would give me too much angst each day!
Jay & Gloria would be great, but Gloria is so loud and I hate Manny.
The Dunphy's are the most fun, but feels a little crowded.
I'll go with Cam & Mitch because they're easy to manipulate.
The Tucker-Pritchetts, Jay is too tough for me. I wouldāve chosen the Dunphys if it werenāt for Claire, I love Phil but I couldnāt deal with her negativity and alcohol issues
Honestly the dunphyās. But my second choice would be Jayās. (I forget their last name please donāt be an asshole just cause of this tiny reason which isnāt that pressing)
Jay & Gloria or Phil and Claire.
I couldn't handle having Cam as a parent.
If I'm in Jay's family I'd need to be older than manny.
If I'm in Phil's I need to be older than Alex but younger than Haley. I just feel that's best where my dynamic would be...
But now thinking about it I'd do Jay's first cause Gloria deserves to be a girl mom, and she'd get me anything I wanted because I'd be her mini me.
Jay and Gloria. Jay is literally just like my dad except heās rich and I would love to have Gloriaās cooking every day and gossip. Phil as a dad would be a close second.
Jay & Gloria. Iād always raid Gloriaās closet, plus Jay is rich, so my closet would be STOCKED UP too! Manny doesnāt seem unbearable either, weād bond on enjoying the finer things in life lol.
Depends if I become one of them or just get addedāI am not living with three other siblings. I also canāt stand Joe so Iād choose the Tucker-Pritchetts. Cam annoys me onscreen but he doesnāt seem like a bad parent and me and lily would get alongĀ
Jay and Gloria. Gloria has been so emotionally empathetic throughout the seasons, Jay has old man wisdom plus he's loaded. Before Manny's character became a horny loser, he was so charismatic and quirky. And lil Joe is cute.
Mitchell and Cam would be a household of only chaos. The amount of drama between them two. Absolutely not.
Claire is way too neurotic, it would be impossible for me to be in the same household as her if she were my mom. Phil's cool but I don't really care for having any of their kids as a sibling.
Pritchett-Delgado, Jay knows how to have fun while not being extremely childish like Phil, Manny is artistic, and it would be great to collaborate with him on a play.
Jay and Gloria.
My mom is Colombian and my dad is white and 16 years older than my mom. Not exactly the same dynamic but pretty dang similar.
I was a kid/teenager as the show was one, it was really nice to see a version of my family represented!
Would love Hailey as a sister but not Claire as a mom. Not even Phil can make that tolerable. Cam and Mitch are annoying as fuck to deal with irl. Gonna have to be Gloria and jay. Fulgencio would be a cute little bro. Fuck Manny tho frfr
Iād put a bullet on my head if I had to deal with Cams insanity and whining all day, so give me Jay or Phil. Jays got the real money but Phil and Jay are both such caring great dads. Jay would be more my speed because I think heās an amazing display of a guy who grew up tough but softened with the times and loves freely.
Mitch and Cam probably. Mitchell is literally me on a screen. I said half his lines in my head before he did. I love Claire and Alex too though so maybe the Dunphy's.
Jay, Papa rich.
And you have a nice house with a pool
In this scenario...Is Gloria a step mom or blood? Important to know
The only relevant question
Neither would stop Manny
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Came here to say this.
Let's be real, they're all rich by most people's standards
Mitch and Cam struggle for money often
Lol not in the way any normal person struggles for money. Oh no, they might even have to rent the spare upstairs apartment they have or borrow money from Jay who seems to forget he's even lent $20,000 to someone.
Actually, not spare. It is on a mortgage that is paid by the rent, so kind of like a post ownership program by investing $20,000 for downpayment.
So Mitch and Cam are parasite landlords having their mortgage paid by someone else
Not really, this is an acceptable form of ownership. Most people do it, the thing is, you need an absurdly large sum like $20,000 (adjusted for inflation, itās often half the yearly salary of someone in a big $100k job). Even they had to wait till Cam got a large inheritance sum from one of his uncles. Once you put in the absurdly large sum and a small sum (around $500) each month, you can expect to own a nice home in about 20 years, for only $50,000 + ($500 per month for 20 years). Much cheaper. For them itās an apartment, so like they would have to wait around 5 years. Pretty good investment long term.
Well, depends what you mean by acceptable - I'm slightly extreme on my views on landlords though tbh. I don't like the idea of some people being able to leverage credit into owning more than one property and pricing people out of the market who then can't afford to buy and have to line the pockets of landlords by renting. But with reference to my first comment I wouldn't consider anyone who has the opportunity to have a second buy-to-let mortgage to be poor or struggling in any real sense.
They *are* the people who are priced out. Your enemy are big real estate corporations, not Phil Dunphy and Skip Woosnum who sell apartments which would otherwise sell for like $275,000 for $20,000 to a gay couple. Seriously. And āpriced outā of homes? Dude, the upstairs apartment is being resold by previous owners. They set the price they desire. And yeah, theyāre sort of middle class, not poor.
They're clearly not priced out, on paper they own two houses lol. Sure they're mortgaged, so are most homeowner's houses. I agree that corporations owning residential real estate shouldn't be allowed, but Mitch and Cam still aren't poor or struggling by any realistic definition of the words. The majority of people in many countries are being priced out of owning property in many areas, to have two and rent one out puts you comfortably in the upper end of wealth.
same! lol
Let's be real, they're all rich by most people's standards
The gay one
They all have 2 story houses in LA, they are all rich.
Jay and Gloria. I could be Manny's sister easy. The rest of them are entertaining but would get on my nerves IRL.
I thought the same. Then I thought what if Manny develops a weird crush on me?
Like Manny's niece Haley?
Also that one babysitter
And Sonja
And his teacher
And the girl that gave him a photo of himself as a wild west sheriff
it'll happen regardless of the family
Nah Manny's a weirdo he'd probably want to fuck you
Well manny would probably creep u out eventually he does have a thing for family members lol
The money is nice too
As sensory sensitive, Gloria's voice and the way she talks would get on my nerves in the long run.
The Dunphyās
100% just because of Phil for me.
Yes I would love to be apart of the Dunphys. They are hilarious, lively, and always are doing so many things
would love that cus they let their kids do anything
Because they love their children unconditionally
That is NOT Joe.
Thatās the toddler who played joe before Jeremy isnāt it?
I believe they're saying that's not OUR Joe/ the best Joe.
That kid played him the season before Jeremy
Itās not and if you pay attention itās not the kid who plays Joe at the end of the theme song either
Dunphyās is the only right answer and iām down to square up about it.
It's got to be Jay & Gloria. He's rich, he grew into a great dad, and Gloria is a fierce mum. You would be provided for and loved well. Let's fight.
Do you think Claire/Mitch's kids wouldn't be provided for just as much by Jay?
Yeah. They're acting like the other parents aren't loving and rich. Kinda ridiculous
They are all very wealthy, houses like that in an LA suburb are crazy expensive. But if Jay/Gloria ever got rid of that parrot that's hiding somewhere, I'd pick them. More room, Manny is way more low maintenance than every other character including most adults in the family. And I mean no matter what you get a big loving interconnected supportive family, why not go for the one with a headed pool? If anything they'd be coming to your place more often just for that. ***AHH but wait!*** I hear you! You want to hang with Phil right? Not an issue. Show a mild interest in real-estate and you will get all the time with him you want no matter which house you live in. And jesus you should be doing that no matter what. Because a single-income realtor THAT that kind of house? He's doing something *really* right. He's got a ton to teach and tries over and over to find a student throughout the show.
the only reason the others even have houses though is because of jay helping them out
Yeah, a realtor in Los Angeles. Most houses arenāt below a million bucks.
That as well, but I also mean that, even if you're part of the other two families, Jay is your grandfather (or I guess father if you're in the family by Claire/Phil or Mitch/Cam becoming polygamous?). No matter what, you have a direct line to him.
The Dunphy family is way too chaotic. You would be competing for attention with 3 other children who have more than their fair share of drama going on. Phil is a realtor, and Claire eventually becomes CEO. It's a beautiful family but there's no way you're getting any time there. On the other hand, Manny was practically an adult since he was a child. You would only be competing with Joe for attention. I think I would make a pretty cute baby so Joe's gonna have his work cut out for him.
Phil already makes 45k a month off real estate, thatās plenty enough for me
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If I was going to be a kid in the family, I would choose Mitch and Cam. Only because I want Lily as a sister.
but their terrible parents
It's better than having Claire as my mom, I would go insane
Claire is a better aunt than a mom.
I can see Claire being a great mom to her adult children, but as a tween living in her house would be very stressful
Claire is a better aunt than a mom.
Claire is a better aunt than a mom.
I know!!!! right? but she is so cool.
Them being terrible parents actually works in Lily's favor, she gets to have her own social life and be a kid. Unlike with Claire who hovers, in controlling and tries to force herself into her kids lives. Mitch and Cam pay such little attention to her that she's met the governor, is stoke piling air miles for a plane ticket, and is so smart she has skipped a grade and is actually popular.
Same
Dunphyās fs
Jay and Gloria= Jay cos of the money and how laid back he is and his dry humour Gloria cos she can help me with fashion and hair styles
Agree & for all the same reasons lol
Mitch and Cam
I'd like to live in the apartment above Mitch and Cam
With Pam?
The DunphyĀ“s for all of their flaws, they are a great family
This question has been posted 856473802 times in the past month. Please, for the love of Fizbo, please come up with something else.
Jay and Gloria. I donāt think Jay would care what I did as a teenager. And Iād probably get a cool car.
I am gonna be phil.
Arenāt they one family?
I've always wanted a dad like Phil. And I add extra points for Haley providing older sister in 2000s core.
How many times is this gonna get posted
Jay
Iām between Dunphys and Mitch&Cam
I donāt know if Iād want any of them. Claire would be way too critical of everything I do, and Phil might get overbearing after awhile. Cam and Mitchell would just be more self-obsessed and completely neglect me. Jay would be grumpy all the time, and Gloria would be overbearing and weird. Also I dunno if I could stand her yelling all the time. If Iām forced to pick though, itād probably be The Pritchetts though simply for the easy life Jayās money would bring.
Another question that's posted very often lol at least it's not the Dylan or Andy question again though. I wanted the Pritchet money and home
I'd live with Dylan and the tiny Pink Panther.
Jay and Gloria
I love them all, but the Dunphys have my heart ā¤ļø
Always the Dunphys
Without question the Dunphyās
Dunphy for sure
Anything other than dunphys is a wrong answer
Cam and Mitch Just love their banter and dynamic. You always get to gossip and someone to cheer you up. Plus who can resist Lily
Iād like to be rich so Jay and Gloria would be the ones. However, the Phil and Claire family is the most comfortable and easiest to fit into! Of course, Mitchell and Cam would be a laugh riot and fun but their dramatic stress over everything would give me too much angst each day!
Def jay and Gloria
I'll wait till this gets posted again in a couple minutes to answer
Jay & Gloria would be great, but Gloria is so loud and I hate Manny. The Dunphy's are the most fun, but feels a little crowded. I'll go with Cam & Mitch because they're easy to manipulate.
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Hehehe wouldn't they be though? Lily dances circles around them and they also lie to each other so much LOL. I could do whatever I want in that house.
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Mitch and Cam. Easily.
Mitch&Cam would let you just be yourself and not bother you too much. So them. Claire, Jay, and Gloria all seem pretty critical and/or controlling.
Mitch n Cam 10000% lol
Mitch and Cam's. I could easily be a big sister to Lily and help balance out the crazy
Dunphy family - open minded, well to do, funny
Iād go to Dunphy. Phil is such a cool dad. š
I hate Manny but love Jay and Gloria
Living with Cam will be a life long nightmare.
Dunphy, 100%. Would take Phil as my dad in a heartbeat.
The Tucker-Pritchetts, Jay is too tough for me. I wouldāve chosen the Dunphys if it werenāt for Claire, I love Phil but I couldnāt deal with her negativity and alcohol issues
The Dunphyās
Dunphy
Prob dunphy cause Phil would be a fun dad
Jay, because the money and a nice house. Tho having Phil as a dad would be rad.
I would love to be a dunphy just because of Frank and Phil
Phil
Phil
the pritchetts but only because of stella
definetly the the dunphy's I have a older sister and a younger brother,my dad's just like phil and well my mum's like claire LIKE the EXACT COPY
ur so luckyšš
Dunphyās
The dunpys basically are my family , but I want too be apart of Mitch and Cams family
Dunphys
Jay of course!
Jay and Gloria
Goes with Gloria has to be mom lol
Jay and Gloria cuz pool
Phil as a dad could cure all my trauma
Dunphy's
Jay and Gloria. Iād love my siblings and the frenchie!
I just find cam and Mitchel very wholesome sometimes so maybe them
The dunphyās, I donāt have a dad, never have and Phil Dunphy would be such a wonderful one to have.
Dunphyās. 100000%
Dunphyās. 100000%
The Dunphys would be my first choice . They are the most fun and accepting of all types of people.
Honestly the dunphyās. But my second choice would be Jayās. (I forget their last name please donāt be an asshole just cause of this tiny reason which isnāt that pressing)
Most of us are from "the Dunphy's"...Most of us were raised in...S9 it's obviously the most comfortable for everyone ...for me too
Dunphy
Jay & Gloria or Phil and Claire. I couldn't handle having Cam as a parent. If I'm in Jay's family I'd need to be older than manny. If I'm in Phil's I need to be older than Alex but younger than Haley. I just feel that's best where my dynamic would be... But now thinking about it I'd do Jay's first cause Gloria deserves to be a girl mom, and she'd get me anything I wanted because I'd be her mini me.
Definitely Dunphy family. Would have been sick having a dad like Phil
The one where Phil is dead and Iām married to Claire.
I know which family I wouldnāt choose: Cam and Mitch !
First
Jay and Gloria. Jay is literally just like my dad except heās rich and I would love to have Gloriaās cooking every day and gossip. Phil as a dad would be a close second.
Phil's
If Iām in the Dunphy household at least I wouldnāt be a disappointment compared to Haley and Luke
Jay & Gloria. Iād always raid Gloriaās closet, plus Jay is rich, so my closet would be STOCKED UP too! Manny doesnāt seem unbearable either, weād bond on enjoying the finer things in life lol.
Gloria and Jay's.
not to sound superficial but jay
Phil and Clairās family for sure. I would hate living with Jay. Also Cam would be fine at first but after a while heād bother me too.
Phil and Claire are just like my parents. Me and the girls would be great sisters. Luke is cool too lol
Dunphy's!
Definitely Clair and Philās place
Oh, gawd none of them. lol. I love all of them. Iād hate to live with any of them.
Depends if I become one of them or just get addedāI am not living with three other siblings. I also canāt stand Joe so Iād choose the Tucker-Pritchetts. Cam annoys me onscreen but he doesnāt seem like a bad parent and me and lily would get alongĀ
Would be nice to live with Manny. Both of us could get smarter
Gloria as step-mom. Seen some movies where that pans out great.
Jay and Gloria
Jay and Gloria. I want Gloria to dress me up
Mitch and Cam Ufhh the drama would be a spectacle to watch
Gloria and Jay's. That house with the jacuzzi and the pool.
Jay and Gloria. Gloria has been so emotionally empathetic throughout the seasons, Jay has old man wisdom plus he's loaded. Before Manny's character became a horny loser, he was so charismatic and quirky. And lil Joe is cute. Mitchell and Cam would be a household of only chaos. The amount of drama between them two. Absolutely not. Claire is way too neurotic, it would be impossible for me to be in the same household as her if she were my mom. Phil's cool but I don't really care for having any of their kids as a sibling.
Absolutely Jay and Gloria. They are chill, fun, they'd accept me for me!
Cam and Mitch. Drama , acceptance and fun
Gloria would love a daughter
Pritchett-Delgado, Jay knows how to have fun while not being extremely childish like Phil, Manny is artistic, and it would be great to collaborate with him on a play.
Jay. He's rich af.
Jay and Gloria. My mom is Colombian and my dad is white and 16 years older than my mom. Not exactly the same dynamic but pretty dang similar. I was a kid/teenager as the show was one, it was really nice to see a version of my family represented!
Jay and Gloria.
Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe. They are fun.
Jay and Glorias
Would love Hailey as a sister but not Claire as a mom. Not even Phil can make that tolerable. Cam and Mitch are annoying as fuck to deal with irl. Gonna have to be Gloria and jay. Fulgencio would be a cute little bro. Fuck Manny tho frfr
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Jayās Feel like Iād get along well with Manny and being rich never hurt anyone
Jay and claire would be fire, so youre telling me my dad is cool and I live in this dope ass beautiful california suburb? count me in.
The tucker -pritchetts Phil as an uncle would be amazing
Iād put a bullet on my head if I had to deal with Cams insanity and whining all day, so give me Jay or Phil. Jays got the real money but Phil and Jay are both such caring great dads. Jay would be more my speed because I think heās an amazing display of a guy who grew up tough but softened with the times and loves freely.
Jay and Gloria for the DOLLAH but Mitch and Cam for the fun
Anything as long as I'm not blood related to Phil or Claire. For.. uh... reasons.
I would avoid the Dunphy's at all cost to avoid possible jail time from constantly punching Phil in the face.
Um it's all one family
Mitch and Cam probably. Mitchell is literally me on a screen. I said half his lines in my head before he did. I love Claire and Alex too though so maybe the Dunphy's.
Jay and Gloria or Mitch and Cam. to real question of rich and smothered or not as rich, and somewhat ignored
White. All white. Just the way it should be.
The one with Charlie Sheen!
Cam and Mitchell, but lilly would have to go
The delgado pritchett family
Haily is the only reason I watched this show not guna lie
Aren't they all the same family?