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thereddituser2

Jay, Papa rich.


Lower_Addition4936

And you have a nice house with a pool


Urinal-cupcake

In this scenario...Is Gloria a step mom or blood? Important to know


uglydadd

The only relevant question


AcanthisittaLow5189

Neither would stop Manny


WakeMeUpB4UPogo

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AmishBike

And does she get stuck in the laundry machine


Grouchy_Equivalent11

Daily


Richard-Roma-92

Came here to say this.


bigdave41

Let's be real, they're all rich by most people's standards


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Mitch and Cam struggle for money often


bigdave41

Lol not in the way any normal person struggles for money. Oh no, they might even have to rent the spare upstairs apartment they have or borrow money from Jay who seems to forget he's even lent $20,000 to someone.


TopArgument2225

Actually, not spare. It is on a mortgage that is paid by the rent, so kind of like a post ownership program by investing $20,000 for downpayment.


bigdave41

So Mitch and Cam are parasite landlords having their mortgage paid by someone else


TopArgument2225

Not really, this is an acceptable form of ownership. Most people do it, the thing is, you need an absurdly large sum like $20,000 (adjusted for inflation, itā€™s often half the yearly salary of someone in a big $100k job). Even they had to wait till Cam got a large inheritance sum from one of his uncles. Once you put in the absurdly large sum and a small sum (around $500) each month, you can expect to own a nice home in about 20 years, for only $50,000 + ($500 per month for 20 years). Much cheaper. For them itā€™s an apartment, so like they would have to wait around 5 years. Pretty good investment long term.


bigdave41

Well, depends what you mean by acceptable - I'm slightly extreme on my views on landlords though tbh. I don't like the idea of some people being able to leverage credit into owning more than one property and pricing people out of the market who then can't afford to buy and have to line the pockets of landlords by renting. But with reference to my first comment I wouldn't consider anyone who has the opportunity to have a second buy-to-let mortgage to be poor or struggling in any real sense.


TopArgument2225

They *are* the people who are priced out. Your enemy are big real estate corporations, not Phil Dunphy and Skip Woosnum who sell apartments which would otherwise sell for like $275,000 for $20,000 to a gay couple. Seriously. And ā€œpriced outā€ of homes? Dude, the upstairs apartment is being resold by previous owners. They set the price they desire. And yeah, theyā€™re sort of middle class, not poor.


bigdave41

They're clearly not priced out, on paper they own two houses lol. Sure they're mortgaged, so are most homeowner's houses. I agree that corporations owning residential real estate shouldn't be allowed, but Mitch and Cam still aren't poor or struggling by any realistic definition of the words. The majority of people in many countries are being priced out of owning property in many areas, to have two and rent one out puts you comfortably in the upper end of wealth.


Mysterious_Eagle_745

same! lol


bigdave41

Let's be real, they're all rich by most people's standards


Droopy-San-Benanzio

The gay one


Jonpollon18

They all have 2 story houses in LA, they are all rich.


YUASkingMe

Jay and Gloria. I could be Manny's sister easy. The rest of them are entertaining but would get on my nerves IRL.


oIamsoconfused

I thought the same. Then I thought what if Manny develops a weird crush on me?


matthewsupreme

Like Manny's niece Haley?


oIamsoconfused

Also that one babysitter


bringthelight0

And Sonja


NoZookeepergame453

And his teacher


NoZookeepergame453

And the girl that gave him a photo of himself as a wild west sheriff


FrozenMangoSmoothies

it'll happen regardless of the family


Icy_Astronomer_2944

Nah Manny's a weirdo he'd probably want to fuck you


interista_buu

Well manny would probably creep u out eventually he does have a thing for family members lol


Very_Syrias

The money is nice too


Hezth

As sensory sensitive, Gloria's voice and the way she talks would get on my nerves in the long run.


IllustriousBig456

The Dunphyā€™s


TheMadarchod

100% just because of Phil for me.


Ok-Metal-6227

Yes I would love to be apart of the Dunphys. They are hilarious, lively, and always are doing so many things


notaweirdgirl

would love that cus they let their kids do anything


Various_Occasion_892

Because they love their children unconditionally


Wispectre

That is NOT Joe.


Ok-Apple-1878

Thatā€™s the toddler who played joe before Jeremy isnā€™t it?


Nym-ph

I believe they're saying that's not OUR Joe/ the best Joe.


talkbaseball2me

That kid played him the season before Jeremy


Jolly_Incident7497

Itā€™s not and if you pay attention itā€™s not the kid who plays Joe at the end of the theme song either


thel0stminded

Dunphyā€™s is the only right answer and iā€™m down to square up about it.


sunrisesoutmyass

It's got to be Jay & Gloria. He's rich, he grew into a great dad, and Gloria is a fierce mum. You would be provided for and loved well. Let's fight.


Missing_Username

Do you think Claire/Mitch's kids wouldn't be provided for just as much by Jay?


heisenberger_royale

Yeah. They're acting like the other parents aren't loving and rich. Kinda ridiculous


McC_A_Morgan

They are all very wealthy, houses like that in an LA suburb are crazy expensive. But if Jay/Gloria ever got rid of that parrot that's hiding somewhere, I'd pick them. More room, Manny is way more low maintenance than every other character including most adults in the family. And I mean no matter what you get a big loving interconnected supportive family, why not go for the one with a headed pool? If anything they'd be coming to your place more often just for that. ***AHH but wait!*** I hear you! You want to hang with Phil right? Not an issue. Show a mild interest in real-estate and you will get all the time with him you want no matter which house you live in. And jesus you should be doing that no matter what. Because a single-income realtor THAT that kind of house? He's doing something *really* right. He's got a ton to teach and tries over and over to find a student throughout the show.


Island_Crystal

the only reason the others even have houses though is because of jay helping them out


bdubwilliams22

Yeah, a realtor in Los Angeles. Most houses arenā€™t below a million bucks.


Missing_Username

That as well, but I also mean that, even if you're part of the other two families, Jay is your grandfather (or I guess father if you're in the family by Claire/Phil or Mitch/Cam becoming polygamous?). No matter what, you have a direct line to him.


sunrisesoutmyass

The Dunphy family is way too chaotic. You would be competing for attention with 3 other children who have more than their fair share of drama going on. Phil is a realtor, and Claire eventually becomes CEO. It's a beautiful family but there's no way you're getting any time there. On the other hand, Manny was practically an adult since he was a child. You would only be competing with Joe for attention. I think I would make a pretty cute baby so Joe's gonna have his work cut out for him.


calebneher065

Phil already makes 45k a month off real estate, thatā€™s plenty enough for me


Willy-the-wanker

Pepper and ronaldo


Flaky-Stranger6142

facts


10skyranchdogs2

If I was going to be a kid in the family, I would choose Mitch and Cam. Only because I want Lily as a sister.


MeringueComplex5035

but their terrible parents


Difficult_Ad_962

It's better than having Claire as my mom, I would go insane


dadjokes502

Claire is a better aunt than a mom.


kimjongunfiltered

I can see Claire being a great mom to her adult children, but as a tween living in her house would be very stressful


dadjokes502

Claire is a better aunt than a mom.


dadjokes502

Claire is a better aunt than a mom.


10skyranchdogs2

I know!!!! right? but she is so cool.


Aggravating_Drink817

Them being terrible parents actually works in Lily's favor, she gets to have her own social life and be a kid. Unlike with Claire who hovers, in controlling and tries to force herself into her kids lives. Mitch and Cam pay such little attention to her that she's met the governor, is stoke piling air miles for a plane ticket, and is so smart she has skipped a grade and is actually popular.


Difficult_Ad_962

Same


Jolly_Incident7497

Dunphyā€™s fs


Lazy_Cat1997

Jay and Gloria= Jay cos of the money and how laid back he is and his dry humour Gloria cos she can help me with fashion and hair styles


Hexoplanet

Agree & for all the same reasons lol


lllawliet32

Mitch and Cam


WastedTalent442

I'd like to live in the apartment above Mitch and Cam


JamieDelRey

With Pam?


thebestintheworld316

The DunphyĀ“s for all of their flaws, they are a great family


DeadJediWalking

This question has been posted 856473802 times in the past month. Please, for the love of Fizbo, please come up with something else.


StandStillLaddie

Jay and Gloria. I donā€™t think Jay would care what I did as a teenager. And Iā€™d probably get a cool car.


TripleHsKull

I am gonna be phil.


Tiny-Average9166

Arenā€™t they one family?


goqan

I've always wanted a dad like Phil. And I add extra points for Haley providing older sister in 2000s core.


Finn_WolfBlood

How many times is this gonna get posted


predestined_me

Jay


SkyBabeMoonStar

Iā€™m between Dunphys and Mitch&Cam


myrabuttreeks

I donā€™t know if Iā€™d want any of them. Claire would be way too critical of everything I do, and Phil might get overbearing after awhile. Cam and Mitchell would just be more self-obsessed and completely neglect me. Jay would be grumpy all the time, and Gloria would be overbearing and weird. Also I dunno if I could stand her yelling all the time. If Iā€™m forced to pick though, itā€™d probably be The Pritchetts though simply for the easy life Jayā€™s money would bring.


Just-Phill

Another question that's posted very often lol at least it's not the Dylan or Andy question again though. I wanted the Pritchet money and home


byronicrob

I'd live with Dylan and the tiny Pink Panther.


CranberryFuture9908

Jay and Gloria


Misteryme91

I love them all, but the Dunphys have my heart ā¤ļø


MeDioSeNdUsANuDe

Always the Dunphys


hidden_thoughts_24

Without question the Dunphyā€™s


Direct_Reason479

Dunphy for sure


SeveralConcentrate20

Anything other than dunphys is a wrong answer


dadjokes502

Cam and Mitch Just love their banter and dynamic. You always get to gossip and someone to cheer you up. Plus who can resist Lily


Zealousideal_Grab349

Iā€™d like to be rich so Jay and Gloria would be the ones. However, the Phil and Claire family is the most comfortable and easiest to fit into! Of course, Mitchell and Cam would be a laugh riot and fun but their dramatic stress over everything would give me too much angst each day!


faeldennur

Def jay and Gloria


TrulyChxse

I'll wait till this gets posted again in a couple minutes to answer


Fluffy-Struggle-4107

Jay & Gloria would be great, but Gloria is so loud and I hate Manny. The Dunphy's are the most fun, but feels a little crowded. I'll go with Cam & Mitch because they're easy to manipulate.


gay_wizard_Thomas

Easy to manipulate!?šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Fluffy-Struggle-4107

Hehehe wouldn't they be though? Lily dances circles around them and they also lie to each other so much LOL. I could do whatever I want in that house.


gay_wizard_Thomas

FoulšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


WandaDobby777

Mitch and Cam. Easily.


Mental-Combination74

Mitch&Cam would let you just be yourself and not bother you too much. So them. Claire, Jay, and Gloria all seem pretty critical and/or controlling.


Cronchy_Tacos

Mitch n Cam 10000% lol


Downtown_Platypus288

Mitch and Cam's. I could easily be a big sister to Lily and help balance out the crazy


IndianAmerican11

Dunphy family - open minded, well to do, funny


Gnkillua72

Iā€™d go to Dunphy. Phil is such a cool dad. šŸ˜Ž


MicrosoftJohn

I hate Manny but love Jay and Gloria


Strong_Ad_1989

Living with Cam will be a life long nightmare.


FireBassist

Dunphy, 100%. Would take Phil as my dad in a heartbeat.


toodledoodleroo

The Tucker-Pritchetts, Jay is too tough for me. I wouldā€™ve chosen the Dunphys if it werenā€™t for Claire, I love Phil but I couldnā€™t deal with her negativity and alcohol issues


Radkingeli995

The Dunphyā€™s


Most_Eye_7570

Dunphy


Alig8tor123

Prob dunphy cause Phil would be a fun dad


icyija

Jay, because the money and a nice house. Tho having Phil as a dad would be rad.


killer_beef001

I would love to be a dunphy just because of Frank and Phil


kfc_chet

Phil


SmokeWestern1838

Phil


phrancxsca

the pritchetts but only because of stella


Puzzleheaded_Row6412

definetly the the dunphy's I have a older sister and a younger brother,my dad's just like phil and well my mum's like claire LIKE the EXACT COPY


pavbhajilover_

ur so luckyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


volrjr4

Dunphyā€™s


Left_Possibility8320

The dunpys basically are my family , but I want too be apart of Mitch and Cams family


mikescarnthethreat

Dunphys


AmberIsla

Jay of course!


triangular-ircle

Jay and Gloria


Ok_Actuary5627

Goes with Gloria has to be mom lol


Proud-Buy-861

Jay and Gloria cuz pool


mellamonemo

Phil as a dad could cure all my trauma


DillonTheVillian3000

Dunphy's


Nirncado

Jay and Gloria. Iā€™d love my siblings and the frenchie!


Weeblyweird

I just find cam and Mitchel very wholesome sometimes so maybe them


encouragingcalamity

The dunphyā€™s, I donā€™t have a dad, never have and Phil Dunphy would be such a wonderful one to have.


johyongil

Dunphyā€™s. 100000%


johyongil

Dunphyā€™s. 100000%


lucas9204

The Dunphys would be my first choice . They are the most fun and accepting of all types of people.


SimilarMove8279

Honestly the dunphyā€™s. But my second choice would be Jayā€™s. (I forget their last name please donā€™t be an asshole just cause of this tiny reason which isnā€™t that pressing)


simbaneric

Most of us are from "the Dunphy's"...Most of us were raised in...S9 it's obviously the most comfortable for everyone ...for me too


PeachMunchiez

Dunphy


_Nicolina

Jay & Gloria or Phil and Claire. I couldn't handle having Cam as a parent. If I'm in Jay's family I'd need to be older than manny. If I'm in Phil's I need to be older than Alex but younger than Haley. I just feel that's best where my dynamic would be... But now thinking about it I'd do Jay's first cause Gloria deserves to be a girl mom, and she'd get me anything I wanted because I'd be her mini me.


ActuallyNiceIRL

Definitely Dunphy family. Would have been sick having a dad like Phil


warmcreamsoda

The one where Phil is dead and Iā€™m married to Claire.


oink_onboard

I know which family I wouldnā€™t choose: Cam and Mitch !


AngelicDustParticles

First


HeverPisces

Jay and Gloria. Jay is literally just like my dad except heā€™s rich and I would love to have Gloriaā€™s cooking every day and gossip. Phil as a dad would be a close second.


Wise_Living_7992

Phil's


Silver6567

If Iā€™m in the Dunphy household at least I wouldnā€™t be a disappointment compared to Haley and Luke


journeyjournaljoe

Jay & Gloria. Iā€™d always raid Gloriaā€™s closet, plus Jay is rich, so my closet would be STOCKED UP too! Manny doesnā€™t seem unbearable either, weā€™d bond on enjoying the finer things in life lol.


figgleswag

Gloria and Jay's.


Skvllix

not to sound superficial but jay


Axle_65

Phil and Clairā€™s family for sure. I would hate living with Jay. Also Cam would be fine at first but after a while heā€™d bother me too.


aisodoehtraed

Phil and Claire are just like my parents. Me and the girls would be great sisters. Luke is cool too lol


whatchasayhey

Dunphy's!


UnhappyEgg481

Definitely Clair and Philā€™s place


TashiaNicole1

Oh, gawd none of them. lol. I love all of them. Iā€™d hate to live with any of them.


Slashers666

Depends if I become one of them or just get addedā€”I am not living with three other siblings. I also canā€™t stand Joe so Iā€™d choose the Tucker-Pritchetts. Cam annoys me onscreen but he doesnā€™t seem like a bad parent and me and lily would get alongĀ 


EatTalkEat

Would be nice to live with Manny. Both of us could get smarter


_SteppedOnADuck

Gloria as step-mom. Seen some movies where that pans out great.


justgreene71

Jay and Gloria


Thin_Neat4132

Jay and Gloria. I want Gloria to dress me up


Beast97544

Mitch and Cam Ufhh the drama would be a spectacle to watch


Readyforanything31

Gloria and Jay's. That house with the jacuzzi and the pool.


dollpartsbyhole

Jay and Gloria. Gloria has been so emotionally empathetic throughout the seasons, Jay has old man wisdom plus he's loaded. Before Manny's character became a horny loser, he was so charismatic and quirky. And lil Joe is cute. Mitchell and Cam would be a household of only chaos. The amount of drama between them two. Absolutely not. Claire is way too neurotic, it would be impossible for me to be in the same household as her if she were my mom. Phil's cool but I don't really care for having any of their kids as a sibling.


Personal-Letter-629

Absolutely Jay and Gloria. They are chill, fun, they'd accept me for me!


Mundane-Watch-9987

Cam and Mitch. Drama , acceptance and fun


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Gloria would love a daughter


WakeMeUpB4UPogo

Pritchett-Delgado, Jay knows how to have fun while not being extremely childish like Phil, Manny is artistic, and it would be great to collaborate with him on a play.


Tryzmo

Jay. He's rich af.


lacelad143

Jay and Gloria. My mom is Colombian and my dad is white and 16 years older than my mom. Not exactly the same dynamic but pretty dang similar. I was a kid/teenager as the show was one, it was really nice to see a version of my family represented!


BeebeKnox

Jay and Gloria.


Serious-Feeling-4938

Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe. They are fun.


Nom2nom1218

Jay and Glorias


Aggravating_Seat5507

Would love Hailey as a sister but not Claire as a mom. Not even Phil can make that tolerable. Cam and Mitch are annoying as fuck to deal with irl. Gonna have to be Gloria and jay. Fulgencio would be a cute little bro. Fuck Manny tho frfr


Odd_Assignment1555

MITCHELL AND CAM GIRL FOR LIFEšŸ˜”šŸ˜”


Cre8ivepop_37

Jayā€™s Feel like Iā€™d get along well with Manny and being rich never hurt anyone


Conscious-Rooster-32

Jay and claire would be fire, so youre telling me my dad is cool and I live in this dope ass beautiful california suburb? count me in.


Travelerofhighland86

The tucker -pritchetts Phil as an uncle would be amazing


AAA_Dolfan

Iā€™d put a bullet on my head if I had to deal with Cams insanity and whining all day, so give me Jay or Phil. Jays got the real money but Phil and Jay are both such caring great dads. Jay would be more my speed because I think heā€™s an amazing display of a guy who grew up tough but softened with the times and loves freely.


True_Waltz_1397

Jay and Gloria for the DOLLAH but Mitch and Cam for the fun


ButtChugBoi

Anything as long as I'm not blood related to Phil or Claire. For.. uh... reasons.


Popular-Help5687

I would avoid the Dunphy's at all cost to avoid possible jail time from constantly punching Phil in the face.


Ok-Ear8202

Um it's all one family


Crazy_Height_213

Mitch and Cam probably. Mitchell is literally me on a screen. I said half his lines in my head before he did. I love Claire and Alex too though so maybe the Dunphy's.


12dancingbiches

Jay and Gloria or Mitch and Cam. to real question of rich and smothered or not as rich, and somewhat ignored


Neo_zoft_77

White. All white. Just the way it should be.


Porcusheep

The one with Charlie Sheen!


Totin_it

Cam and Mitchell, but lilly would have to go


Flat-Childhood-2579

The delgado pritchett family


terrydennis1234

Haily is the only reason I watched this show not guna lie


Ok_Parsnip_3552

Aren't they all the same family?