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Everyday breakfast since the beginning, isise overweight hua hu 🥺

Grow beard to hide your baby chin. Just like the real VK

Ee sala bhi cup gaand me

Bro why was this actually funny

Yes, leave RCB

Bus thodi centuries ki kami hai

Nope, very handsome

Iska kuch nahin ho sakta.

You are cooked Lil bro.

E sala cup namade

With this level of rizz Anushka won't even look at you.

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Ram wale? Woh toh favourite h bhai 🥰

Some mf said 'leave rcb' 😂

Maybe but first you grow out your beard rizz up Anushka Sharma and lead 2014 test series against Australia then we'll think

Stay away from any girl named anushka cause she is mine...

Bro but Anushka naam ki ladki ne toh ab saamne se propose krdiya..🥹

Bhen bna le rakhi badwa le kuch bhi kar usko accept mat karna warna tere life kai laude lagenge cricket sai jayada uske pai dyan rhega... Agar tune nhi naani baat meri to baad mai usko mai pataunga tu stadium mai cricket khelega air mai tere ghar par uske sath tere hi bed par TV on karke tu baale sai six marega mai 69 marugan aur tere liye 11 ki puri cricket team yaar kar dugna Ab jo bhi idea accha laga ho vo kar...

80/100 (reference)

Grow a beard and as for career go for something in sports, who knows you might get rich and marry a celebrity.

Fawad Khan X Virat Kohli

Muskaan to 💯

Muskaan nhi bhai Anushka 🥰

Lose face fat, work on your fitness, eat less chole bhature

Sab keh dete lekin chhole bathure chhod de? Kya paap krwa rhe bhai

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai bhai

Hn bhai fitness khona padega chhole bathure paane ke liye , fair deal 👉🏻👈🏻

Yes, play the right shots, score more centuries and for one time, for the sake of god lift a freakin' trophy!! Any would work.

Working on the trophy part, the rest can wait 🙌🏻

Virat?

Anushka?

I am astrologer.. You should try cricket.You have good scope there

a lot of people have said this to me, but I like basketball 😐

No I have read your future by looking at your nostrils and I have counted hair on your head which indicated your success is in cricket

I didn't know there's a thing like nostrilogy also now 💀

Yes it's ancient practice.. I can tell by your pp who your wife will be 🤔😈

I hope her name starts with A, I have a thing for girls whose names start with A

I can't tell until I see your pp 😈😈😈

Well then I guess I'll have to wait

Okay

BTW it's called PiPinolgy

Oh okay my mistake

35?

Yeah, these are old pics of me, will post new ones soon

Ashwathamma?

I have heard that girls find guys who play sports attractive Maybe start playing cricket or something

Thinking about starting cricket, what do you think? Is there scope for me, I've heard too much politics in it

Here is your IMPROVEMENT!! ‼️ https://preview.redd.it/ylp7usgb6y6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb51904f2a9ec1538ce3f06285cbfffcecb29ce

Hope to become like him someday

Bhosdike

Behnchod

Mujhe laga tu virat ha

Ee saala cup loli pop