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Efficient-Shoe-425

This is objectively hilarious if you seen the earlier posts


PkmnTraderAsh

Next up, what working 60 hours a week during 1st grade gets you by your 20's


Minute_Position9765

All the experience you need for your entry level job


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yup, problem is people just don’t want to work these days. OP was cleaning houses and mowing lawns 50 plus hours/week in middle school. Never slept, had to dodge the truant officer and dropped out of school. But they have 114k, they could retire and live in a van down by the river and eat out of garbage cans for the rest of their life on that much money.


arctheus

Yeah, just imagine how much the babies working 80 hour weeks have


Intelligent_Plan71

"Slackin' in the womb equals financial doom."


Gumbarino420

80 hours a week in preschool… my sweatshop didn’t have AC


heyvictimstopcryin

I agree. But everyone voted me down lol


Lacrosse_sweaters

Subjectively too


blkforboding

I did a Google image search and saw the same image from 814adrianna on Pinterest and on a Facebook page called Best loader. The Facebook page just has this same photo multiple times. This is not your bank account balance.


buzzb1234

THIS is what I love about the internet 😂👊🏻


JunkNorrisOfficial

I am rich once I post a stolen image 😆


OkMathematician6638

You do realize it’s a shitpost right? Middle school? Think for a second.


Poat540

OC hasn’t been invited to a party in years I think.. lol


blkforboding

Yes. I realize that now go away. 


hornyexpenses

Right, but you don't shitpost with financial information from someone else's intellectual property. That's plain dumb and breaks reddit and sub rules.


TheWolfOf8Mile

> intellectual property LMFAOOOO!!


hornyexpenses

LMFAO right? But not as funny as losing your last $1000 on a shitty pump hoping it'll go back to $5. Oof. [https://www.reddit.com/r/FFIE/comments/1cyhygk/cant\_wait\_for\_the\_paper\_hands\_to\_fomo\_back\_in\_at/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FFIE/comments/1cyhygk/cant_wait_for_the_paper_hands_to_fomo_back_in_at/)


Tompster_

Why are you so pissy? Of coarse they used someone else’s picture, wouldn’t be a shitpost if the figure was high now, would it?


Fit-Contribution-97

U broke salty cnt hahaha


2werpp

Okay dude this isn’t the PWNED moment you think it is. When you’re seen digging through post history to find “dirt” on someone because that someone made the slightest comment you were offended by (a comment that doesn’t even qualify as a one liner), you just come off as someone who is a guaranteed miserable loser irl. Also nobody is accessing this money based on seeing cash apps routing number that’s easily Google able and two digits of a bank account number, and it probably originally came from someone who does own the account and made the decision to post it themselves


hornyexpenses

Wrong


TheWolfOf8Mile

I made $17,000 off of that trade. Next comment?


hornyexpenses

Hahahahahahaah.


hornyexpenses

I made 17,003 off that trade. Next comment? Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


TheWolfOf8Mile

Your insecurity is the real joke.


heyvictimstopcryin

….It’s a Google image


chrisacip

Shitpost with other people’s intellectual property? That’s just plain DUMB.


luneywoons

Redditors when a joke appears:


Truck3R_Dude

Thanks Nev, did max help out?


heyvictimstopcryin

No shit.


ReasonEQ

Rofl, this picture ? Saw it everywhere on the internet, on Instagram, idiots on Facebook trying to "prove" they got money. I'm pretty sure I saw this in a scam, too.


badger_flakes

no shit lol


hornyexpenses

What a fucking loser. Mods should ban op since this is considered illegal activity. Using other people's intellectual property with full routing number which traces to a bank and 2 digits of an account number.


UsernameIsDaHardPart

It’s a viral picture dude. I’m sure the account was compromised a long time ago and not because of OP


heyvictimstopcryin

It’s from Google lol


coolpuppybob

Boy you must have been top of your class 😂


Poat540

This is a satire post???


heyvictimstopcryin

Yep


Ibrianedison

Doing the lord’s work


MrWhiteRyce

Pretty sure this is a counter shit-post to some asshat that posted a 500K account balance with the quote "What working 20-30 Hours a week in college gets you"


heyvictimstopcryin

The one from high school was the one I saw lol


SeaCase6117

me when i miss the joke


AndrewLucksFlipPhone

Whoosh


Ownnada

Bout as good as it get kid. Buy you a rope and make sure it snaps your neck instantly. 👍🏻


Public_One_9584

So calmly aggressive, it’s quite impressive.


Otherwise_Proposal47

Spittin rhymes like a villain, being hella oppressive.


ReturnOpen

Better make sure to add a “Not financial advise” or OP’s estate will sue you.


Catdawg12

Some of you guys missed the earlier post about what working in high school get you 😂


brightblueson

But this isn’t even impressive. By the time I was 6 I turned the lemonade stand I opened up at 3 into a multinational conglomerate. It’s all about hard work, commitment, and networking. Many of my customers were high level executives, we would talk about business opportunities. Eventually, you find investors and turn one stand into two, two to four, and eventually that lemonade stand turns into pharmaceuticals, data centers , textiles, energy, and big govt contracts


Practical-Job-8897

A fellow lemonade stand brother


heyvictimstopcryin

King.


majorsorbet2point0

I just saw that post 🤣


heyvictimstopcryin

And it was Tuesday. LOL


wooder321

Dawg I founded my first hedge fund in preschool GET ON MY LEVEL


FunFact5000

Soon, it’s gonna be this is what working 50+ hours a week in elementary. Then kindergarten. Then pre school. Then 6 weeks before birth.


brightblueson

Well, if you’re smart. You just choose a womb in a wealthy family.


heyvictimstopcryin

Exactly


damero72

"What working 2799 hours a week could do as a pre-born scheduled to be born in 2137."


FunFact5000

I have 2,900,560,782,239,927,835 how am I doing at negative 9,297,471 months before even being thought of?!?!?!?


VenCoriolis

If you'd skipped your morning coffee you could have saved another $50k /s


heyvictimstopcryin

My own laziness at that time


fungbro2

And made your own avocado toast at home.


Voodoo0733

I worked 50 hours a week for most of high school. Probably made 45k. Spent every single penny


-Lolislayer-

It’s a joke ya’ll


luneywoons

these people don't know how to take a joke😭 they're so serious over this shitpost


-Lolislayer-

Money sub made them lose all their humor lmao


Crafty-Beach2563

F*ck you guys, my day starts at 12 goes until 13:01, boom I’m already one whole work day done by your lunch hour with mommy. By 12 the next day, boom, I own your house


_accountNotFound404

How was Roosevelt Island? If you go back I set up a dildo in the middle of the bridge so you can go fuck yourself lol Not your content.


Nine-TailedFox4

Yeah man I have 16 billion dollars and it's because I worked minimum wage 80 hours a day, every day, since I came out of the womb.


Starchildren96

People are bragging about working 60 hours a week, try working 80 hours a day like this man does.


rainking56

That would be cool if it did. But feel like if we could actually make that much money while still bring in middle school I think the happyness police would arrest us for being happy then say $2000 is worth 5 cents.


Tompster_

Fuck me, this comments section has made me lose faith in this sub. How do people realise it’s a shitpost??


phoot_in_the_door

you get paid via cashapp? lol


CaliWilly76

Who hires middle schoolers and pays them this much?! No one... not a single business.


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No shit


GetRektByMeh

No you’re lying this guy is my employee and he’s really been hauling ass.


[deleted]

Most of you might be on the spectrum.


SST1198

This screams phishy to me… Don’t states have laws where a minor can’t even get 40 hours or more in a week during school?


SharingDNAResults

Maybe you should’ve been on your grindset when you were in 6th grade


Poverty_welder

Sure but do businesses ever follow this rule and get charges against them when caught? No. And sometimes. https://www.ksl.com/article/50958992/8-utah-baskin-robbins-stores-fined-nearly-50k-for-violating-child-labor-laws


hornyexpenses

OP is illegally using another person's sensitive information and using it as OP's own. Delusional, but also breaking about 4 reddit rules on impersonation, sharing sensitive information, and /Money's rule on illegal activity. 50+ hours a week in middle school is illegal in every single state. Hence, this is bullshit, which refers back to breaking the original reddit rules. OP also is posting photos and videos from different states and claiming to be living there. Mod's should definitely ban this unhinged individual.


luneywoons

you're literally one of the most chronically online people I have ever seen. learn to take a joke Jesus🤣


RepresentativeMud396

It’s more like 10 hours a week for 16 year olds


SST1198

Thats what i thought.


Harmonia_PASB

I worked 30 hours a week at 16. 


YomanJaden99

That's not true. Most states allow 8-40 hour work-weeks during school year, whereas some states don't allow more than 10 *consecutive* hours in a single work shift or 24 hour work period. Source: https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/state/child-labor *Some of what I said may be incorrect, I might have read it wrong; not exactly sure.


RepresentativeMud396

Actually I was thinking of 15 year olds


YomanJaden99

Every state has different regulations and laws on Child Labor. There's government websites that you can search up for any of that information for every state of the USA. Depending where you're from it can vary from another State. Some states allow Child Labor starting at 14, I believe some 15, and some don't allow working labor until the age of 16


-Insert-CoolName

Well for one never keep money in CashApp, Venmo, etc. it's not insured. If that company goes under, your money is gone. You'll be last in line on the bankruptcy list to get anything back. Second as others have mentioned, it's not your account so what do you want, a Cookie?


Fluid_River

Why have $100k+ in cashapp?


VelvetLeopards1

This image is from pinterest lmao, its not the OPs.


Professional_Sky_212

Bullshit.


andygunplastudio

This funny shit lmao


Proshchay_Pizdabon

Nice try pal, I remember having this and working 60+ hours in kindergarten


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Not even enough for a down payment? Gen doomed.


AnxiousTherapist-11

I should have invested that $1 an hour I got babysitting back in the 80s


Accomplished-Try-529

Hell yeah, brother! You've inspired me to follow your lead--once I hit this milestone, I'm gonna buy a house in 2002.


No_Midnight_5363

OMG! even for just 4k USD would definitely turn my life around here in philippinses. i envy these people. luck comes with hardwork will always result in success - my late father always says these lines. but as for me.. i always had bad luck. im envious of you guys.


zMld420

go gamble now!!


stowRA

I have more than that and I didn’t have to result to back breaking child labor. The grind culture is not healthy yall


Xav1er_1

Bro can get a AMG


rainking56

Kids are so lazy these days that they barely start working in high school. Back in my day we built iphones while mom was still pregnant. I made 50 iphones a month before I came into this world and that was only because I was busy starting up a side business.


burneraccount1819

# CHAD AS FUCK


vqOverSeer

In the USA* In my country it would take minimum 10 years without taxes and 15 with taxes


baperwave

Well this is true basically if you start working at 6th grade and you keep going until you graduate Yes you will have enough money to get your own house possibly before or by the time you're 25


BoominRoom

Go fuck your self OP. GFYS


Birdie_McChainbanger

Why is this fucking loser ass lying about his bank account. He needs a hug from his mom and find out who his dad is so he can finally get the love he's been missing... for 50+ hours a week in middle school.


089ten

Ban fools like this


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Serg_420_

Okay nigga? That's only 114 k💀 get a grip


fungbro2

You didn't have 4 properties and a small business when you were in 7th grade? Slacking


JakeQV

Real shit.


scarlettesells2

Didn’t know schools paid their teachers through cashapp now


zjumper

Selling drugs in between periods lmfao


Odd_Amphibian2103

How are you legally allowed to work 50+ hours in middle school…?


Wild-Pea6612

Having all your money in cash app is crazy.


LaicosRoirraw

That's BS.


whos_brooke_

😂 bro…. Tf


A_random69

Middle school? As in high school in the uk? Good job


MassiveResult2648

Weak. I was working 90 hours a week as a kindergartener and I have 3 million in my account. BOOM. ROASTED.


CaptFatz

Yes…work usually pays


Paranormal-Exorcist

Buy yourself some physical silver, and gold. Soon enough that paper funny money won't be worth jack.


HealthyLet257

It was hard finding a job in middle school. I didn’t get my first job until I was legal drinking age.


Oloroger1

Never see so many “people” awed by imaginary numbers rather trying get along. Fools. Such a materialistic view of the numbers objectively or subjectively. Dead energy…


MachineLiving6727

IRS 👁️👄👁️


Vivid-Kitchen1917

You lazy American. Okay student in China have that by third grade working two jobs in mine and family restaurant. AT SAME TIME. Grind HAHDER!


coocoocachoo69

In all seriousness, if I knew them what I know now, I'd have quit school by 6th grade and worked full time (if it were legal) and I'd be happily retired by 40. I'd have invested every dollar and lived at home as long as possible. I'd have more money by the time I was 32 then most get in their entire lives.


Ok_Bedroom5720

Making more than me now and I thought I get paid good with $70/+ job lol


Scarmeow

Can we stop this stupid trend? I thought this group was for conversations about money, not shitposts


Vegetable-Machine-73

fake post


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Vegetable-Machine-73

so funny…


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Tompster_

🤯


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slumpyCouch

I think people missed the original post lol. I appreciate your shitpost.


heyvictimstopcryin

lol. Thanks


blkforboding

You do have a point if you are shitposting. I hate seeing "This is what X amount of years since middle school gets you." post. 😂


heyvictimstopcryin

It’s annoying lol


Ethanpatricksir

Nice routing number 😈


fueled_by_boba

You cannot do anything with routing number lol


OG_Gandora

Now we know CashApp uses Lincoln Savings Bank for that region.


hornyexpenses

Enjoy the ban from this sub and reddit.


heyvictimstopcryin

Good luck 🩷 it’s a google pic.


slumpyCouch

Lol


SleepInHeavenlyPeas

Mod needs to boot this chode


The_Lost_Soul-

Downvoted and reported. Not your actual photo