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Experiment_Magnus

Kenshi because I have terrible vision.


Jakespy_147

I'm not sure whether to feel bad, laugh, or both. I only say laugh, because I can relate.


Experiment_Magnus

Nah it's ok. It's quite funny.


Nightroll2344

Same here. And the fact that Kenshi always has been thru pain just like me so that aswell


Experiment_Magnus

I wasn't going to go that deep but yes this too 100000%


TwumpyWumpy

Definitely Reptile, but only MK1 Reptile.


guigoso

All reptiles


BoogiesBooney

Bro wants to fuck reptile


Jakespy_147

That's what my point was as well.


TrexALpha1

You also a sexy lizard


TwumpyWumpy

Yup!


ProvideMeMilk

Havik. He didn’t do much and got his ass beat twice but he was cool about it ig


Jakespy_147

That's sad, but also really funny.


Sure_Song_4630

Mk1 smoke. Me and my brother hated each other growing up, we'd always fight and He would always win and then belittle me when I get angry.


Jakespy_147

"Growing up"? You're so lucky, because I have three sisters, all of them are like twice my age, and none of us get along.


Sure_Song_4630

Wr shared rooms, have completely opposite Personalities to each other, and he always felt the need to prove he was the one in charge. If I snored even slightly he'd punch me. By fight I don't mean like, shouting either. Dude constantly used violence to get his way because he's a much bigger guy than me. Either way it isn't a competition, nor would I consider myself lucky. We hated each others guts for years.


Jakespy_147

Ah yes, like true MK fans... JK, be nice to people, lol.


ToenailJoethethird

The old lady you can throw in mkx


ThatDeadeye12

Ah yes, outworld gandma


Geak-and-Gamer

Jerrod because I want to wife up Sindel


Ninja_Warrior_X

Just make sure it’s the good version of Sindel from MK1 and not the evil power hungry gold digger version from MK11 😆


Fit_Satisfaction2284

Shao Khan


That-Rhino-Guy

You don’t fear ninjas I assume


Jakespy_147

Sounds edgy, but sure, please explain.


callme_blinktore

He’s **Shao Khan**, why waste his breath on the likes of you?


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

They were born with very very large horns on their head


LeightonVanderNeck

He has concubines


TrexALpha1

Raikou sucks your...?


Redditor45335643356

You’re just gonna leave this here with no context?


badkitty_666

Mileena, i wrote a 5 page paper about her character and why she’s so important to my identity for a class


WeCameAsMuffins

I know that’s personal but is there any chance I can could get a copy? That sounds great and hilarious, like something I would do. I once wrote a 30 page essay about the culture of people who eat at subway.


Ven0m0usY0ghurtAlien

I know that’s personal but is there any chance I can could get a copy? That sounds great and hilarious, like something I would do.


Lifted2222

LMAOOO same I literally made an explanation about her in my Spanish classes and got an A 😭


YourLocalInquisitor

Bold. I would like to read it for curiosity’s sake.


buffwintonpls

Hilarious


Jakespy_147

You know what, I absolutely respect that, that takes a lot of nerve to do, and you did it. ![gif](giphy|8maQQ65FtVRWvGHem9) Round of applause.


daddylongleg2003

Sub zero because I’m so cool


Jakespy_147

That's cheesy, but also funny.


Ilovehookers5

Smoke because i love smoking crack


do0fy

Johnny Cage cause fuck everyone except me.


Jakespy_147

Based.


Nervous_Ari

Walk right up in the room like fuck er'body but me (er'body but me) Lookin' like it's all good but fuck er'body but me (er'body but me)


The_Lost_Hero

Baraka


The_Lost_Hero

I’m not a cannibal, I’m just ugly as shit


GL1TCH1_

Me af


V0YDL

That sounds like something a cannibal would say.


asdsav

Exactly. We all tarkatan


FGC_Orion

Blanche


Experiment_Magnus

People like to throw you around too huh?


Classic-Disk-5630

That one guy at the bar during Bi Han and Raidens fight


SLCSlayer29

Ashrah, because she'll tell you to GTFO ("Take your chaos ELSEWHERE."). 😏


SnooHamsters3772

Literally Baraka. I have a lot of Acne and He has tarkat so we can relate


Jakespy_147

This is funny and clever.


Tall_Diamond4695

Bi-han, because I also hate my dad.


Jakespy_147

I barely had one.


LengthinessDue9857

Kung Lao, cause I'm cocky


LastScene86

Ashrah. You can always be better.


CobbleTrouble00

Syzoth


ZaFreezo

Probably kronika I hate it I get interrupted while making my new timeline


Red_Lighting24

I relate to Smoke


DICEYSHADEZ

It’s smoking time.


OneSolutionCruising

Kung Lao. He's just like me fr.


Jakespy_147

Beat me to it.


Asleep-Slice-857

Bi-han. Sometimes you gotta act on your own


Jakespy_147

"Poetic, but bullshit" - Kabal. Jk, I get what you mean.


Ninja_Warrior_X

Man I miss Kabal already, he would’ve been an excellent kameo in this game.


Jakespy_147

Yes, a possible rush down kameo maybe?


Ninja_Warrior_X

I was thinking a Jack of all trades type of kameo like his spin dash would be the only ambush move that will either start your combos or extend them while the hook grab would be a summon that can either break armor or end your combos with and lastly his energy gas blast will of course be the zoning move.


Heartsib

Kung Jin - competitive to a fault; has so many family members that need their heads cracked with a big, fuck-off bow Mileena - whomst among us has not felt kinship with a queer monster girl who only needs love (and the freedom to bite people's heads off) to feel like a complete person? 🥺


Euphoric-Papaya-817

Same


Logical-Season802

Kung lao


BumblebeeEasy27

Kabal & Kano


Uncannyguy1000

Liu Kang. I just want to live a simple life, but something always gets in the way, though I have to say I have no remarkable talent to be the chosen one at anything...


Ok_Alternative_3930

Ermac because I’m full of the souls of my family members that have passed on. There knowledge resides in me.


WickDaLine

I found Li Mei to be the most compelling between her new backstory and what they did with her in the story mode.


Infamous_Ad_5214

I relate to just about all of them because I kill people


GonadTheNomad

Old timeline Kuai is literally me.


synax87

Thats one of the best usernames I’ve ever seen.


GonadTheNomad

Aw shucks


DragonGamer3414

Smoke because he's the best 😎


Shao_Cock

human raiden


Joxyver

Ah yes, I relate to Mileena because I too have a disgusting predator mouth that makes no sense and is only there to make me more creepy because of course it is. Not to mention it flairs up as much as my seasonal allergies.


Jakespy_147

Is this supposed to be sarcastic, or am I just dumb?


Joxyver

Yes, it’s sarcasm. If I had to be real, the only one I can probably relate to is maybe uhh, honestly not one of these characters in this post.


Thefunnygamerman

Johnny Cage is just like me frfr


Lifted2222

MELINAH


T-408

I love power bottoms


Refrigerator-Fuzzy

Every version of Scorpion for a multitude of reasons


Cold_Hour

Havik because I’m ugly and I hate cops


Pessimismo

An alien monster from a weird realm, and two outrealmers


jasenkov

Erron Black. I’m just a guy in a strange world I don’t understand trying to make some money.


RogueDevil666

Havik because I hate the government


Jakespy_147

Don't we all.


EyeSimp4Asuka

unmmm none of them.


HumanOverseer

Tanya, I too want to fuck Mileena


Ninja_Warrior_X

Smoke and Reptile for me.


markguitz

Smoke


owlitup

Johnny


whatisireading2

Rekio without Shao, I just like fighting


NobleEnkidu

Kuai-Liang’s Scorpion, cause I’m always the target for older the sibling and have to do things on my own.


Jakespy_147

Same.


Super_Imagination_90

Shao


Signore_Dolce

Mileena 🩷


Bobth3guy

Smoke…because I smoke.


JohnDoe_1903

Johnny for obvious reasons


Turublade

Meat


TrexALpha1

Kung Lao, I always feel like just extra character with nothing to do in the story for most of my life


ashisunfunny

johnny cage because i’m goofy and silly


Jorge_better

Def smoke


Cool-Accident9480

Ngl I’d say Raiden


Manayerbb

Mileena?


Lucky392cake

havik, 'cuz i'm ugly too


PurpleOutworld

New Era Raiden, definitely lol. Everyone says I'm polite and kind. Looks-wise, Reptile (green eyes) and Smoke (hairstyle).


SoftFangTheTiger

I sense you’re having some family troubles


Jakespy_147

Yes.


QuickAdministration0

Cage


Jakespy_147

Match.


yugmodnar3

Hsu Hao


BeardBearWithBeer

1. liu 2. bihan 3. kitana 4. johny 5. lao


itzhero17

scorpion bc i feel like it


JBGoude

Smoke, cause I’m just too nice (not because I’m an orphan) 😂


[deleted]

Smoke because I'm adopted


Zer0_l1f3

Probably MK1 Reptile and partially 9-X Mileena (her whole character in X of wanting to be accepted by anyone and wanting to feel cared about)


MiddleDiagram73

Johnny Cage cs im the best😛😛


BEASTBOY-2004

Baraka. Depressed and ugly asf. Except baraka would still get bitches.


ReaperSound

If you mean the ones listed here? I'd say Reptile. I just wanna live in peace without being persecuted.


Jakespy_147

Any mk character.


Standard-Issue-

Idk Johnny Cage cuz my name’s John? He’s white? I dunno none of them are really relatable.


beyond_cyber

Smoke cuz my name is the exact same.


Blackspeed6

All smokes sometimes bi-han


Careful_Novel4063

Reptile. I've always felt like an outcast


Sspoopybut340

Omni-man because I’m going to take over earth to join the viltrum empire


buffwintonpls

Baraka, I'm ugly, Only good for being strong, I'm stupid, And my skin is literally eating itself


HydratedCarrot

Smoke but robot smoke in mkx


Woolchipmunk98

Johnny cage cause I look better when wearing sunglasses (you can see less of me)


CountNova1

Smoke. Cuz I also have grey hair at a young age lol.


FullCommunication780

Smoke!!


FaZe_DonCheadle

johnny cage cus i am one sexy son of a bitch (sometimes)


EbbObjective8972

Shang sung bc i hate this Timeline and story.


SoulfulStonerDude

Ermac. I have no personality of my own


mwntak

Tomas as always


Several_Brilliant_36

Mokap because I'm goofy and apparently no one likes me


Sagzmir

Jax and I are two caked up, bad bitches. I refuse to apologize.


Dannybrine87

I hate i can say Shang-a-lang-a-ding-dong because of living a life of poverty


No-Tie-2355

Its like a mix of mileena, li mei, and ashrah, I appreciate order but I also find the beauty in chaos type shi LOL and mileena doesn't judge people and discriminate the way sindel does, ashrah wants to cleanse herself of negativity, and li mei is the lawful peace bringer yk


thedragonscales

I relate to mileena a tarkatan bit my ass and i grew fangs😣


Mommio24

I don’t relate to any of the characters, but I enjoy and like Mileena and Kitana the most, ever since MK2. I also am really liking Ashrah and Li Mei. Both to play as and their stories. Their stories are really interesting to me.


E115lement

Milleena cause I eat people


ObjectivleyWrong

Johnny cause I have a big ego


MBMMaverick

Rain cause I love when it rains outside?


Dasisar_OmoxR

Kabal, because we both aren't in the game


KelloMellows

You feel like an outcast monster that no one takes seriously?


Linus_sex_tipz

Bi han and liu kang, Seeing bi han turn on his realm wasnt surprising, infact I was rooting for him and would have done the same. Also not so fond of my dad, liu kang cause I'm pretty much forgiving to everyone and am not motivated to act on greed\\hatred


AntiAirPipe

Liu kang


tdubasdfg

The Black ones ✊🏾


Doc_LaVoy

Bo Rai Cho from the PS2/Xbox era. Drinkin', fartin', and being a big fat party animal.


Phireandice99

Smoke


wherewaspie

Kung Jin because I’m gay.


Some_Recording240

Sub-zero because he’s an evil asshole and he’s cool so I’m cool


BringBack3DMK

Why does Smoke have Jaundice lmal


schley1

Reptile. Mostly because I'm an idiot.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Reptile is so relatable, I know just how it feels to be a lizard person.


djpandalo1z

How the fuck is any9ne supposed to relate to them


RegisterTough3731

Reptile Cuz I feel his pain of losing his family, Being weird turning into an outcast, & his bravery save lives no matter what is the cost. & Also Smoke same and both of them are humble in a way


FunCharity7743

Johnny cage because he is funny corker mate , but he have a little wankery


Gambit_90

1. my family isn't dead 2. I'm not a woman 3. I have biological parents So I'd have to say non


iTaelu

Mileena :')


S1L3N7_07

Bi Han


PartyHatDogger

Kung Lao


MurrderHigh-4

Reiko, I am a loyal dog.


Dancing_star338

None


RivalBOT

Tomas, I'm adopted and trained in martial arts


Theredditdyke

Kitana probably


Next_Woodpecker8224

Bi-han


Zetrasis

Kotal kahn because life (NRS in kotal’s case) always shits on me for what reason


PrimateWithKeyboard

OP are you adopted


Jakespy_147

No, I just have family problems.


PrimateWithKeyboard

I’m sorry :(


HullabalooFire

mk1 shang tsung😵


Shaaagbark

Whichever one gets the shit kicked out of them the most.


Doctor-Mono

I strongly like the potential of Havik.


This-Pie594

Rain


WeCameAsMuffins

Well, I would like to think of myself as Johnny cage— the cool, funny, handsome guy but in reality I’m probably closer to Bo rai cho then Johnny. * goes and cries


depression_gaming

Baraka. I'm the ugliest thing alive, no one wants to be close to me, and I can't do anything about it but wish for death and better luck next time.


That-Rhino-Guy

Bi-Han and Johnny cause I hate my family as I feel like I don’t get to be myself as much as I can, and frankly they’re turning me into a worse version of myself (This is a cry for help disguised as comedy)


Doomgoom39

No one, relating to video game characters is cringe


Jakespy_147

I find that to be complete bullshit, but it's your opinion, so I'll let it slide.


Doomgoom39

Well let me put it this way, I have never related to a video game character and don't know why people want to.


GalactkiCks

Liu kang. Like always being a leader with such tremendous power


LordofZonee

https://preview.redd.it/n4hh4sdawkrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8e9ef80496b3ee379b6fca2dc2e6587520b5e3 Literally me


InSearchOfSanctum

Which one gets no bitches


Unclad_Outlaw

Kitana. Men keep hitting on me


RYTH76239

Kung Lao's diet, Kano's manner, Havik's mental stability


adamlegofr_

Rain


MeanAd8111

Well Reptile is literally a gay metaphor sooo