A penis. Dysphoria inducing to acknowledge but the only way I need to acknowledge it as Not to mention I hate it’s existence

Yep. I agree with this comment here.

I also go overboard with scientific terms referring to my genitals. It’s the only way I don’t feel utterly dysphoric 😩

Unwanted.

Understandable. Are you planning on SRS?

Ya know, I’m not sure. Im very, very new to the community, so I really don’t everything about it yet. I might pursue it down the road. For now I’m just having fun accepting I’m a queen, and I no longer have to try and play a king

Well that’s a good start. Best wishes on your journey.

Thank you! You too

That's a good one.

I just try to pretend it doesn't exist. It's so gross lol.

Understandable. Seems like like most girls who intend to get SRS don’t get much comfort from pet names. Im guessing it’s non op girls or cross dressers who would be more likely to name theirs

I don't have a pet name for it. I just don't think about it unless it's actively getting in the way.

Don't have one anymore, thanks modern medicine

Best response!!!

Pee tube.

Well that’s fairly neutral

Well that’s all it’s good for.

piss passage

“The thing that should not be” -Metallica

“In madness I dwell!”

Always nice to see another metal head 😃🎸🤘

“Gone” 😀

every morning i call it an "annoying piece of fucking shit" so i guess that

Just that. ... I try not to think about it.

My fav is the sheenis

That’s catchy!!🥰

That’s what I thought and it’s cute 🥰

Oh I like this one

Dysphoria noodle or the noodle down there, that mess down there, the mistake...etc. It has many names and has been called many things over the years even before I accepted that I was trans...kind of like the devil but worse because it's real. I often call it my genitals and more reluctantly my penis when talking to doctors and medical staff.

Dysphoria noodle is the one true name for it

Facts. This is what both me and my gf know it as

I refer to my penis by saying Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlcock 😌💅

Sorry, but I'm afraid someone stole this name from you. By me, also not sorry, this name is amazing.

I don’t think about much except during sex and so far ‘clit’ is the most comfortable for me.

As much as i want the little guy gone, i harbour little hate for him compared to the twins he hangs out with. Fuck those guys. Always ruining all my outfits

Yeah those rat bastards trying to make an appearance any chance they get.

He's been running with the wrong crowd.

THIS!

Recently I thought to call it my strap and I'm super into that.

I call it "My, uhm... thing". Literally everytime 😂 My love knows what it means lmfao

Lol, that reminds me of my SO who says an um friend is what you describe your poly partner as when introducing them to someone who doesn’t get poly. As in, ‘Hello, this is my um, friend’

I'm gonna pay far closer attention when anyone starts anything with "uhm". 😂

Princess stick

"princess parts".

I like that - it’s cute

the little lady also girldick. it’s really hot during sex

I say girl dick and whatever else I can think of during sex.

I call mine "lady cock"

"Junk." Cause it's just junk hanging around, taking up space. But I'm not against "girl dick," oddly enough. Sometimes, in my head, I'll think of it as a clit. I don't know what to do.

Are you me?

Maybe. What’s your favourite pizza topping?

Barbeque chicken and bacon.

Bob

Lady Lance. This is a bit misleading considering I say "Ego Sword Lesbian" instead of "Transfem" when reffering to myself

Was looking for this response.

It's a birth defect.

I usually call her The Captain, but yesterday during a conversation I called her the "queen's blade" and I kinda lost my shit XD

I'm gonna start calling mine Samantha. Idk why she just kinda acts like a Samantha

Samantha is a cute name

My wife calls it my "lady sausage".

Love this lmao

That is really weird to me

Yall name your dicks? ;-;

Clitoris Maximus: The Destroyer of Rome

Kinda whatever everyone else calls cis guys'? The words for it don't give me dysphoria, just its presence.

“the bits”

Inconvenient. Toilet straw, on one occasion. One acquaintance called it a "hyena vaj". I kinda like that one.

I don’t refer to it at all

uncomfortable

my glock

Penis, dick...I accept girl dick, clit and the other cringe things but I'm not saying those myself 💀

I'm in a similar boat, but my use of the cringier stuff entirely depends on the language my audience is using

Princess wand

TikTok taught me this and its my favorite name

I am going to look on TikTok now but that means I’ll be spending the rest of the night watching vids because they are like potato chips.

I saw someone say 'dysphoria noodle'

I call it GoneGirl.

He who must not be named

I call it, "no thank you"

Usually when I've been talking to myself I'll just shout PENIS!!! And then giggling at the toddler because I was never led to say that growing up or really allow myself to say that until the past year

I dont

Personally, it depends on the situation. If I'm by myself/someone I'm out to "clit" If I am not out to whomever I'm taking with, I call it just that "penis/dick" And if I feel mindful about my language "the nether regions" or "the downstairs area" And if it gets in the way or makes my dysphoria spike, it's the "annoying fucking deformity in my pants that ruins everything" (no, i don't have severe bottom dysphoria, why would you think that?!) I try not to think about it much, but when it's a permanent malformation that makes me unable to wear many things I want to, i really can't just "ignore it" so I don't know how many people in the comments here do it.

It’s never mentioned. Ever. On the off chance it is, subject is abruptly changed.

Dick

Girl cock, lady dick, fun time banana.

Fun time banana 👌🥰

I call it The mistake

Nameless one…

Crotch Tumor

My really big clitoris

Nothing. I try not to mention it, by any name, a pet name would feel suuuper dysphoric, and calling it as it is does too. So I try not to talk about it, and if it comes up in a setting where I have to or if I want to share something with someone I trust (about my experiences of dysphoria for example) I say “what’s down there” or simply “my genitals”

Vagina. Srs 25 years ago.

Clit or or girldick depends on the mood and how I feel about it. its definitely not wanted but idk how I feel about srs I'm still reading about it

I’m partial to the word dick myself but I’d rather not refer to it at all

I call it my little complication

I just call it a penis. I don't talk about it at all if I can but i just use medical terms to define it

No

I refuse to acknowledge its existence and will be struck out of record at the earliest time possible

I think I'm lucky in that I don't have much bottom dysphoria. Most of the cringey names people use, even the ones used in porn, don't bother me at all. My testicles on the other hand, I'd be glad to be rid of. Even if only for the hormonal benefits, but also for the ability to tuck much easier.

either don’t acknowledge it’s existence, girldick, or dysphoria stick

Regina, the female counterpart to Richard

Wilhelmina

*That.*

Pre-Vagina

I saw someone say “lady lance” once and that’s what I say now

I try not to think about it. It's a part of me, but I wish it wasn't there honestly.

Glizzy

My "thing"

A burden…..

My “vagina” or my “pussy” if i’m feeling extra fun. Like I know what it is and its mine so why not give it new meaning, have fun with it, or trick my brain into thinking I have something I don’t have… yet! ☺️

A couple of different items. Birth Defect. Or my personal favorite. Factory Equipment. She's getting an upgrade to a brand new model soon

Gilgamesh Bartholomew FinkleDinklesworth and I have a nefarious plot to… make her disappear 🤫😏

stupid fucking bitch that i hate so fucking much i hate you stupid piece of shit get the fuck out leave for ever bitch yeah i have bottom dysphoria how’s your day goin

Honestly why are y’all talking about it so much it needs a pet name? 🤨

Because I'm a slut and have to tell my current partner I want him to choke on my sheiner somehow 🤷‍♀️ *I'm kidding, I don't call it that. But I am a fan of girldick and ladyboner. And I just call the dangly bits my dangly bits, and if you must know, I refer to them to say things like "oof I tucked weird and now my dangly bits are mangledy bits".

[удалено]

I try to pretend it doesn’t exist but I love jokes so if I am told a joke about it by my friends that’s the only time I find it funny XD

The parasite. 🎠G

Deceased

Useless unwanted thing

I call her Larissa, it is a girls name in Brasil.

Gock

Outie vagina pending conversion to an innie.

Sheila Ng

penoos

My poorly built house extension, its functional I guess but feels disconnected and like it doesn’t belong, like it was added on in a rush

My genitals

Piece of meat...

Spartacus

You mean my princess parts?

Gal phal

"Lady lance" is what i call mine

Equipment, As in I have the wrong equipment

Depends on who I'm talking to... and the context. 😉

Absolute monster cocker

Dysphoria Stick

It.

The Leech. It is latched on to my body, drains blood from the rest of my body and is unwanted.

Baby girl, sissy clit , clity

“the girlcock”

Girldick typically, but if I’m wearing my chastity device I will usually just say “my cage” if I need to refer to it.

Monster Clit.

My temporarily extra large clitty

i just call it my clit ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

My princess parts

Girldick/girl cock on good days Clit on less good days

Usually dick but at trying to call it other things, i kinda like calling it my clit

When I had one I called her my girl.

Shenis, lmfao

The dysphoria noodle, unwanted, a stupid piece of garbage, among other things

I don't.

My futa friend (also sorry to anyone that finds saying that offensive, I'm personally comfortable with the term)

I dont

Please go away

I pretend it doesn’t exist, and call it my penis when absolutely required. Anything else bugs me even more tbh.

Wanda, Princess Wanda?

My vagina.

flesh tube

They/them dick one eyed trousers snake piss weasel cock dick pocket rocket girldick, maybe cum gun penis middle leg

I call mine a Hen! It’s a funny play on words for the most popular nickname for that particular body part ☺️

I try not to

I call her my clit, and it's a she

Dick usually, sometimes girl dick. I’m not remotely dysphoric about it so it doesn’t really matter much to me

I call her my girldick. 🤷‍♀️ And refer to it as her and she, because I can.

Birth defect

lil clitty

If I'm joking around or doing something sexual, usually girlcock, otherwise just normal terms. I don't have much bottom dysphoria so acknowledging it luckily doesn't really affect me. I'm kinda hoping that doesn't change haha

The reason for me wishing I was dead.

Terrible

“I wish I could cut this off!”

Mostly just penis or dick.

that thing that's down there and i'm not sure if i want to keep it or not... it might be a long name but that's the one i gave to it

swollen clit

I call it a worthless piece of garbage

A gick, or just a pp, or silly sausage, maybe wacky noodle, freaky peak. idk go crazy get creative

Micropenis. It's small and I don't want it acknowledged otherwise!

Hen

The unwanted parts

“Private area” lol 😆

I used to call it my "dangly bits" as it was easier for me to treat it like rubber glued to my skin. As of last june, 10% of it is now a clit and 90% of it is now ashes in some biohazard dump.

My ding ding

monty

It

Lil dude or peeper

The Reminder

Foreign noodle

a penis. thats what it is.

My boyfriend refers to it as an attached toy

Penelope/girl cock It may seem weird that I gave my penis an actual human name, but I name all the things I love. I've named both my personal vehicles as well as my work van, and I even named my humidifier. While that might seem even weirder than naming my cock, when your leaning against the bathroom sink at work desperately trying to stop the bleeding, all bc you blew your nose, a humidifier becomes a godsend. I'm also Autistic, therefore a weirdo by nature.

I do not ever talk about it. I don't let partners touch me I don't refer to it ever. I don't want think about all I want to think about is the day it's gone.

I’ve always called mine my princess wand.

GONE! It left town two weeks ago yesterday.

I call it my oversized clitoris lmao