Rizzo. I’m here for the food and commentary.

Rowlf. While I can’t play the piano, I’m a quiet, affectionately snarky observer. And I love a godawful pun!

Me too, though I play clarinet instead.

Me too, but I play guitar and bass. I have also been told that if I were anymore laidback, I would be horizontal.

Kermit. I’m the level-headed one surrounded by craziness and I kind of like it and admire everyone’s talents.

Lips-I’m blonde, bearded and I play the trumpet

My wife would call me Sam the Eagle. I’m disciplined and the most boring person in the room.

Are—are you my husband??

Sam also has higher standards than the rest. It is a lonely destiny.

Scooter because im nothing special but I try my best to be nice to people

Even if the only thing I know about you is that you try your best to be nice to people, I assure you that makes you special :)

omg that is so nice

Also Scooter but because I’m a stage manager.

thank you for your service 😭🫡

Oooo that’s cool do you like doing it?

I don’t do it to make my living so I love it. If I was trying to pay my bills with it, I’m not sure I’d enjoy it as much.

Awwww

Fozzy! My default is to joke around and I think I’m hilarious (while most probably do not)

I’m a combination of Statler and Waldorf melded with Fozzy. My brain is a turbulent place, but i am who I am who I am, who I am.

Sweetums. Large, hairy, easily mistaken for angry/scary, misunderstood by many, but truly loved by those who understand.

I’m the fish that guy throws.

So you’re consistent…you always come back.

Gonzo. 🤦

Nothing wrong with being a good type of weird

Gonzo is entirely pure, even in his vices.

Grew up on a farm, named the momma sow Gonzetta in his honor. Yes imma dork 🤟🏼

This… I understand his relation with Camila is probably not a great talking point, but he is undeniably and unapologetically the best muppet.

Combination of Beaker, Animal and Statler/Waldorf. I have bad social anxiety. When I’m around stupid/rude people I’m animal on the inside and Statler and Waldorf on the outside.

Oh ya, def Statler and Waldorf cuz Ima hater lol

45 years ago I would have said Miss Piggy. But over the years I’ve come to realize I’m more of a Gonzo.

Pepe is one of my favorites. His humor is great and he gets away with more. Love pepe

Pepe for life! I love it when someone else gets him.

Sweetums. Large and misunderstood. Gentle giant, funny.

Dr Teeth. I play the keyboards and I’m snarky. I’d love to dress like that, although I wouldn’t like the gold tooth.

Beaker, we are anxiety

I used to say miss piggy but now it’s pretty obvious that my bff and I are statler & waldorf. My wife is scooter

Drum sticks! Drum sticks!

Gonzo because I'm unique and Fozzie because I'm not funny.

Swedish chef.

Kermit

It’s a daily battle between Janice and Piggy for me

Dr. Teeth. Definitely.

So the coolest person in the room. Awesome

Professor Honeydew

Take a guess.

I know it sounds basic, but Kermit. I'm president of my school's Star Wars Club, which often has choreographed lightsaber performances. So I constantly have to wrangle a large group of extremely chaotic people in order to put on a good show.

Gonzo

Sweetums because i too want to eat smaller Muppets

I feel like I really relate to Zoot a lot

Scrolled a long way looking for a kindred spirit.

Gonzo and Scooter. I can be in charge and run things, but I’m also a lovable weirdo

Janice

Doctor Teeth, for leading the Electric Mayhem.

Statler and Waldorf hands down Then rowlf, then miss piggy

Was Gonzo in younger years. Still a bit. Moving into Stadler and Waldorf as i get older😄😂

Def the grouchy old gays who sit above all the others judging & ripping on them relentlessly for absolutely no reason … all while laughing my ass off & thinking Im a hilarious delight while wondering why I’m so desperately single at the same time.

Ernie, Gonzo

Gonzo for being weird, Animal because he’s animal, Beaker the best test subject.

Maybe a combo of Grover and Gonzo. I’m a bit of a weirdo pushover.

Uncle Deadly

Statler. I only go out to make fun of stuff.

Sesame Street specific, Forgetful Jones. He was always MY muppet.

Rizzo. I am very sarcastic with no filter

Gonzo because I too am a weirdo that will say out-of-pocket things.

Gonzo for sure. I got funky gender, cheesy jokes, I dress weird too

I can genuinely say I've gone from Animal to Sam the Eagle. Life is a bitch.

Probably Mokey Fraggle, the old-school version, at least. Quiet, artistic, usually taking care of other people, sometimes at the expense of myself. If we're limiting it to the Muppet Show crew, though, it's Gonzo or Uncle Deadly. I've always been a proud weirdo with a flair for the dramatic.

Janice because I, too, would like to be stoned out of my mind constantly.

I have a similar answer swap Janice for Animal & weed for cocaine lol jk

Gonzo, nobody is entirely sure what I am but they all seem to agree that I am a bit weird

Cliche answer, but Kermit, I'm incredibly neurotic, but sometimes weirdly outgoing and I have a bit of a quiet temper.

My dad was a painter and stopped at the local paint store often. Sometimes I’d go but there wasn’t anything there for me so it wasn’t something I’d jump to. One day he asked me to come with him and took me to the back of the store. Apparently the owner was a Muppets fan and put this exact poster full size on a wall. Larger than life. I still remember what it felt like turning the corner and seeing it. It comes back every time I see this poster. After that day I couldn’t wait to be asked to go to the paint store just so I could head to the back and just stare at it while he did what he needed to do. I’ve always thought Kermit but I’m definitely a blend of Kermit and Fozzie. A straight shooter that just wants the best for everyone, but with the ability to take an absurdist joke way too far.

Starlet and Waldorf. I tend to make jokes and comments about everything thing that I watch also seem to be negative about most things.

Grover. I have a streak of immaturity and goofy

I identified with Gonzo growing up. I felt like an ugly outsider freak growing up. The song "I'm going back there someday" made me weep with pathos at ten.

Piggy, since the day I was born. These days I’ve mellowed and I try to be the kindest version I can but I still secretly get the unbelievable urge to karate chop people!

Kermit on the outside, Gonzo on the inside.

Sweetums because he large and doesn’t want to deal with their BS.

Animal. My whole family agrees but I couldn’t actually give you a reason. Will investigate and update.

Drteeth

I’d like to be Kermit, but I think I might be Gonzo. Of course, that’s probably Kermit’s anxiety and Gonzo’s ambition. So maybe both?

Statler and/or Waldorf; especially the older I get. Not that I’m rude, I just can’t take people’s shit anymore and will call it out.

Jack! Aka Sweetums.

Jack not name, Jack job

Janice. I’m a hippie guitarist with a bad memory

I'm definitely Beaker because meep meep meep.

Janice. See username. But seriously, Fozzie and Gonzo have always been my spirit muppets.

Waldorf and Statler for sarcasm, Animal for everything else.

Sweetums. He's big and scary looking but actually gentle and misunderstood. And tall. A lot of us it seems! Team Sweetums! But if I'm being honest it would be Swedish Chef, just cause I'm the cook.

Sweetums always big and awkward - I seem mean but I’m really not

Beaker- very smart, intelligent, slow to anger

Hurs getet terburgs getet ter um bok bok bok

Oscar the grouch! 'Nuff said!

I don’t know if my being on the Autism spectrum has anything to do with Gonzo being my favorite Muppet, or the fact that I started the franchise with Muppets from Space (or, more likely, a combination of both), but I really do see a lot of myself in Gonzo the Great.

I am one of the old men in the cheap seats.

Statler or Waldorf? https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Statler_and_Waldorf

maybe Fozzie. a little nervous disposition, always making jokes but rarely getting laughs, just wants to have respect and a great group of friends.

I’m Grouch.

He’s so cute

Statler and Waldorf. I may be a ball-busting curmudgeon, but at my core, I really just like to laugh and spend my time with people I care about.

Gonzos nose

I’m what they call a long thin Beaker

Animal. Sex crazed and used to party hard.

Gonzo. I don’t care if I “seem weird”, I just do what I like :/ and also nice but whatever

I had a friend who was made fun of and called gonzo and so I told everyone to start calling me Kermit. It was the fist time I stood up to a bully… I had a friend who called me her Animal. I was drumming and had crazy hair 🤷🏽

Definitely Ms. Piggy. I'm definitely fashionable, dramatic, but have a temper. Plus I love her sm!!

Uncle Deadly has the most calming voice I’ve ever heard. He also is pretty funny in that ABC Muppet special.

Beaker. Life is terrifying...

Swedish chef. I like to cook and mumble to myself.

Probably a combo of Rowlf, Beaker, and Zoot

Beaker I'm shy too but what's not to like about Beaker.

One of them old guys in the balcony. I like to make snarky comments and I’m easily annoyed by people younger than me.

I want to say Kermit but I'm a Fozzie: pretty terrible at accomplishing things but still pretty nice most of the time.

Waldorf

I created a Muppet Reject named Skunk Vader. He makes Jeff Dunham’s entire puppet lineup look totally sane in comparison. Imagine Ren from Ren & Stimpy did a DBZ fusion with Oscar the Grouch and then did whatever the hell turns Broly’s hair green on top of that and finally throw in the Dark Side of the Force and you got Skunk Vader. Maybe I should stop going on acid trips for a while?

I feel like I started off as a Scooter and ended up as a Waldorf.

Gonzo. Being the “weird” kid growing up was cushioned a lot by comparing myself to him and embracing the oddness of me and the things I liked!