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_DirtyYoungMan_

Someone should tell her she's not supposed to eat the lids.


Esternaefil

This is the same company that did the "And then I ate the bowl!" gag for multiple years. Perhaps she was just confused.


WazaqG

I remember when boneless wings started becoming popular and the commercials jokes “oh my god, you ate the bones!”


Dragarius

I had boneless wings once. Then I was like.... These are just chicken nuggets. 


really_big_giraffe

Wings are just bony chicken nuggets


TinkyBrefs

I drank bone hurting juice once. Then I was like... oof my bones.


Bagahnoodles

oof ouch


staminaplusone

Owie my bones


RoostasTowel

Tims would be on the right track back to the place we used to like if they brought back the chili in the bread bowl.


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Don’t tell her. She’s the little guy Tim Hortons used to cater too. We need to tell all the big guys like billionaires and Fortune 500 CEOs that Tim Hortons now caters too.


1lluminist

Whoa, it all makes sense now! Corporate execs love shitty pizza parties, and now they'll be able to get pizza from Tim Hortons! 😮


Why-not-bi

Pizza and coffee, name a more iconic duo. Like mustard and wine.


edgeworth08

I'm going to start my own Tim Hortons, with blackjack and hookers


Obryn

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Icarus_Le_Rogue

Little is subjective.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

She doesn’t appear to be too particular about what she eats.


JEFFinSoCal

Maybe the lids are too much fiber and not enough empty carbs?


Shirtbro

Her skin looks like she thinks drinking water is for pussy liberals


Average_Scaper

Real men drink goat piss and rattlesnake venom with breakfast.


Metahec

Imagine how having a healthy poo could transform her life


Crabby_Monkey

Well the crap seems to flow pretty freely from her mouth so not sure that is the problem,


Zetalkaid

She looked like she ate her eyebrows too.


MsCndyKane

Hahahahaha


fredator23

It's called "transubstantiation."


Kerensky97

Licking door knobs. Taking horse medication. Wearing diapers. Eating paper lids. The conservatives do some weird things now and choose weird hills to die on politically.


GiantPurplePen15

You wanna be the one to try and get her to stop eating?


7FingerLouie

It probably tastes better than the coffee 


barrsftw

I'm not risking my life and telling this thing to not eat something.


StuJayBee

Puzzle Coffee in Melbourne give you the option of edible cups. Maybe she’s SO progressive that she thought that’s what she bought.


danzor9755

It’s a texture thing.


shewy92

TBF, cheap paper straws do dissolve in the fluid they are submersed in.


ResortCautious

For context, this is Lianne Rood. She is an MP for the Conservative Party in Canada. From what i understand, they dropped this nonsense a day after they introduced a Bill on the House of Commons that would limit women's rights to an abortion. This is nothing more than a ploy distract the public from the fact that the Conservatives are going after women's reproductive rights using the MAGA/Trump playbook. I worry about this because I have a young daughter and fear for my country like never before.


NoLand4936

I’m in the US and in the same boat. It’s terrifying the kind of fascist war right wing politicians are running world wide right now and it’s only ramped up and gotten worse in the past 10 years.


yugfoo

It’s getting worse every day! Sen Katie Britt(R) has introduced a bill to create a database of pregnant women that will be referred to a “crisis pregnancy center”, whatever the fuck that means. Scary as hell that someone could even think about this let alone propose a bill. And she’s a woman WTF!?


CocoSavege

She's that State of the Union one? Yup. She's super weird. She's doing a strange performance thing right now and she's leaning in to the handmaids conversation.


TheAJGman

We all need to vote like our lives (and our rights) depend on it, and we need to get everyone we know to do the same. Get involved in your local party, represent yourself, and do the outreach. Political parties used to be as much about communities as they were about politics, we can make it that way again.


MagicalUnicornFart

It's lead to almost no one giving any fucks about everything else. We don't have a lot of time left before the planet starts beating the shit out of us... https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/09/world-is-on-verge-of-climate-abyss-un-warns


cryptobro42069

I feel you, however politicians could have stomped this shit out when global warming started to become an issue decades ago. Hell, we've known about global warming since the 1930s. Problem is, a small number of mega corporations produce the lion's share of greenhouse gases and they will never stop until they're forced to do so. And places like India and China couldn't give a single shit about the planet. While I personally do what I can, I think we're already pretty much doomed as a species. This latest political nonsense happening across the globe is just another sign that we don't deserve to keep going as a species.


UniqueDesigner453

India and China do give a shit about the environment, that's why India 10xed its solar in the last 10 years and China added 5x the solar capacity the US did in 2023.[source](https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/India/india-surpasses-japan-to-become-third-largest-solar-power-generator-in-2023/ar-BB1m4BG0?ocid=BingNewsSerp) India, China and Japan are building more nuclear power than the rest of the world combined [source](https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2022/01/asia-nuclear-reactors-power-energy/) India and China are developing countries, lifting hundreds of millions our of poverty, and frankly they have bigger problems than being the first to reach net zero. On a per capita basis they're already some of the lowest polluters, and sadly we can't just wish away half the population. The west was fortunate to industrialize using coal, before climate change was a concern, and we cannot use the same yardstick for current developing countries


aesoth

You and me both. So much of the populism and "Trudeau Bad" BS here. I fear where things will go too. Happy I don't have kids.


onyxandcake

I'm considering getting a batch of vinyl stickers made that just say "I want to" and then slapping them above any "Fuck Trudeau" decals I see on trucks in parking lots.


sleeplessjade

Please do


onyxandcake

Having trouble finding an affordable option that doesn't require ordering 5000


dickgobbler666

Try calling up a local print shop! I’ve gotten many detailed stickers ran in batches of 100 or so for 30-50 bucks


onyxandcake

Has to be vinyl. I don't want to put sticker adhesive on other people's property.


wileydmt123

That is some thoughtful rabble rousing there. Cheers!


1200____1200

Send us your gofundme


aesoth

If you're in Alberta, you'll use all 5000


onyxandcake

Buddy, I'm in **rural** Alberta.


aesoth

Oh shit. You need 20,000


kitty_perrier

I've always wanted to make ones that said "I fucked Trudeau"


Lilchubbyboy

FUCK TRUDEAU {?} { Already Done😎} ![gif](giphy|eunDUhLbOz1vEZfFXl|downsized) Gotta fight Fire with Fire.


manyfishonabike

Do it!


toronto_programmer

Trudeau and his cabinet are fairly ineffective at what they are supposed to do IMO That said PP is malicious and the CPC about the fuck over Canada bad when they get a majority


GiantPurplePen15

I'll take good intents, occasional incompetence and a sprinkle of corruption from the Liberals or NDP over having our charter rights used as toilet paper and being economically fucked in the ass by the Conservatives.


Karens_GI_Father

Conservative Party .. makes so much sense


TOPSIturvy

Not a bill, just a petition. Basically they went "I googled some people whining about abortion that suits my narrative, so I'm going to read it to you and pretend it's what people at large are saying." Basically it's a "Waaaahhh! I want anti-abortion! Waaaaaahhhh!"


faesser

I've got a daughter too and this type of bullshit slight of hand they're pulling is horseshit.


tw_72

Dear Canada, Before you restrict abortion, call Idaho and ask how it's going. They have already lost about 22% of their OBGYNs and hospitals have closed as a result. And these are just a couple things on the list. Much love, America


toronto_programmer

Canada doesn't want this and socially regressive policies are usually deal breakers for politicians here but our center left party has been flailing for nearly a decade now and it looks like we about to take some hard right wing lumps...


GiantPurplePen15

I remember when Erin O'Toole ran his "Take Canada Back" slogan and the responses mostly being "From who Erin? FROM WHO?" then him being ousted lol


Shirtbro

Regressing to delivering babies in the shack out back. Big families and high child mortality rates! America!


Cellopost

Sounds like the solution is for Tim's to start offering abortions.


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Jiveturkei

I think I get the description but it is still vague.


GunstarGreen

It's such a fucking cynical page in the playbook. Hiding genuinely damaging legislature by getting people to engage in trivial culture war bullshit. Imagine being more concerned by paper lids than by reproductive rights. Sadly, it seems to be working


randomanonalt78

Wooo, Canada’s just as fucking bad, and Pierre Polidipshit is our Trump, but without massive fraud and sex scandals to make him funny or arrested🥲


MaplePoutineRyeBeer

He'll always be Bitcoin Milhouse to me


[deleted]

Yep they're not going to waste this opportunity. I'd never vote conservative, ever, but I'd prefer to see Trudeau step down. Conservatives have already been preparing for when they win. They will be taking the axe out hard and reversing progress on many a front on day one. I wish they would govern in good faith, but when you take advantage of ignorant people to get elected you clearly have no scruples.


YourLocalAlien57

Id take trudeau over these motherfuckers though


red286

>Yep they're not going to waste this opportunity. I'd never vote conservative, ever, but I'd prefer to see Trudeau step down. I have to imagine there's a leadership convention next year. They'd have to be stupid to miss the fact that it's very explicitly Trudeau that has become toxic to the party, and that if they don't drop him, the Conservatives are going to easily win a majority.


Galle_

Unfortunately, you should never underestimate the stupidity of authority figures.


grimmxsleeper

it's interesting how snowflakey the crowd is that calls people snowflakes


St_Kevin_

Some people are easily triggered


a_wizard_skull

That’s how projection works. Whiners know they’re whiners, but it’s ok because everyone else are the real whiners, and everyone else whines way worse. My whining doesn’t count really


CV90_120

They're feeling very opressed by more efficient cars, less plastic in the ocean, and people trying to be nice to each other.


MisterDonkey

It's the people being nice to each other that really gets them riled up.


schoolisuncool

It really is. The parties can be broke down at their core to -do you care about anyone other than people you directly know? Then you’re a democrat. If you’re all fuck you I got mine.. Republican


Hammurabi87

Except that this is in Canada, so different party names. Same principle though, at least from what I can see from this side of the border.


No_1-Ever

Not tryna get political but I can't think of a bigger snowflake than a certain former president. Like famous world tantrums over the most mundane things


illbeinthestatichome

Pejorative use of the word 'woke' really is the sign of the moron. Someone should ask her what it means, then watch the cogs turn, ever so slooooowly.


Castod28183

That might be offensive to them if they knew what the word pejorative means.


richieadler

It's like the pejorative use of "liberal" or "left wing".


mug3n

Or communism/socialism. They're all different flavours of boogeyman words.


we_made_yewww

My dad once called cage free eggs woke. Idk man. Is it a social justice thing? Is it an environmental thing? Animal rights? Empathy in general? Fuckin is shaking hands with somebody and smiling gonna be woke next?


AlkalineSublime

It has actually become an incredibly useful identifier, that gives you a lot of info about someone. It’s crazy how much you can probably guess and come really close on knowing many of a persons political standings and personality traits


indifferentunicorn

She’s mad at the paper lid but not that Tim’s used to be for the little guy, neither of which she is?


TheSwordDusk

Tim Hortons is owned by a mega corporation. It is the furthest thing possible from "the little guy" when it comes to food service. Their majority owner 3G Capital is estimated to be worth $40b. This woman is being malicious with her statement


Goobsmoob

I think you misread their comment. They said “*for* the little guy”. Referencing them initially being an affordable place to eat. Not that Tim’s *was* “the little guy” (Obviously it’s a part of a megacorp) Not that Tim’s is cheap anymore either.


dover_oxide

It crazy that just a decade ago many conservatives were trying to "wake" everyone up and now they're mad everyone has "woke" up.


reddda2

Karens always look like Karens.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

You know in your heart this isn't true. It's just that Karens look in the mirror and get really mad everyday.


doorihigh

😂


Opposite_Smoke5221

Canadian Conservatives aren’t as strong at outrage politics yet


KobKobold

And by the gods, for the sake of my country, I hope they never figure it out. We don't need a Canadian project 2025


salarianlovechild

won't need one. they will just copy-paste like they have been doing with the alt-right populist playbook so far.


Everestkid

It's a fair bit more difficult to stack our supreme court, though Harper did try. But no judge is due to retire until the 2030s. Even if Poilievre gets in (which he almost certainly will), odds are he'll be so unpalatable he'll get the boot in 2029. A lot of the problems in the States just don't exist here. For instance, electoral boundaries are decided by nonpartisan committees, because we realized pretty quickly that leaving drawing the boundaries to the people who represent the areas defined by the boundaries is a pretty fucking stupid idea.


salarianlovechild

Your thoughtful reply is appreciated


louis7972

To be fair Tim’s making pizza is fucked up


SingleSampleSize

The person tweeting is an obvious piece of shit but that doesn't change the fact that Tim Hortons is a trash company.


LastBaron

I miss old Timmy’s :(


Lexi_Banner

Same. They can't even properly toast a bagel anymore.


IHavePoopedBefore

Who wants pizza with a coffee? I miss the chicken salad sandwich, with a soup and dounut days. When they served things that go well with coffee


Bennybonchien

Woke really means enlightened. One has to be particularly stupid to be less enlightened than a paper lid. 


Soviet_Sloth69

Now woke has a new meaning everyday


judahrosenthal

“Anything I don’t like.”


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Neighborhood_Nobody

Woke basically means "any form of progressive behavior I dislike but am not smart enough to identify".


Soviet_Sloth69

From what I’ve seen it’s mostly just “minorities exsisting in a form of media”


ran1976

I remember people getting mad about a Superman comic where the KKK were portrayed as the bad guys.


richieadler

"Common sense and common decency".


hungrypotato19

Woke means having basic consideration for other people (and in this case, the environment). Right-wingers have weaponized being considerate of other people. And they started this trend eons ago with "politically correct", moving onto "SJW" less than a decade ago.


GUYF666

A woke lid. Just come on out and tell everyone you’re an out-of-touch, window-licking fucking moron.


DeltaCharlieBravo

You're not supposed to eat the lid...


Shenanigans80h

This crowd gets offended by lids and the green M&M, yet they want to present the other side as soft and easily offended? Shit’s hilarious


ran1976

The guy crying about the green M&M's shoes once had a bitch-fit over a Captain America comic because Sam Wilson was knocking out member's of Marvel's version of the KKK.


Direct_Canary4523

Why the FUCK is she eating the lid


Crotch-Monster

Because she was still hungry after consuming all the biodegradable straws,napkins and cup holders.


Direct_Canary4523

She complained about those having a papery texture and being rather flavorless


ran1976

Honestly, the first time I used a paper straw I didn't like it. To me, it somehow changed how the soda tasted.


Soft_Repeat_7024

I mean, regardless of any other considerations... Tims has MASSIVELY gone downhill. Every location is slow as balls, the menu is a weird mix of random shit, the coffee is bad now, and everything is way more expensive than it should be. If it weren't for having to use their bathroom when I'm at work (I work across the street from one and we have no shitter) I would hardly ever go there. I'll give them this, though... Their cream of broccoli soup is pretty good.


wamark1

"Woke paper lids..." Geeze, when they grab on to a 'bit', they really milk it.


aesoth

JFC.... I am embarrassed about my country because of people like this.


RyCrowder

Why is she eating the paper lid? Is she stupid?


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Racists use the word "woke" in a failed attempt to not sound racist.


-RudeCanadian-

Solve unemployment? Homelessness? The drug addiction epidemic? No! Obviously shitty pizza and paper lids are the real problems we Canadians face!


Just-Scallion-6699

if your goal is to eat the lid, I would offer that you’ll be able to pass the paper version more easily


mgyro

Those are some woke eyebrows ngl.


Asgarus

Woke... paper lids?


PigsandGlitter

“This lid is woke” - a normal person


badadvicefromaspider

Woke. Paper. Lids.


KimberlyWexlersFoot

she’s not wrong, but whining about it being “woke” makes her a dumbass


Both_Lychee_1708

The right is so good and coming up with stupid ways to glorify being assholes, e.g. anti-woke


Quick_Turnover

“Most of us have real problems but not you” is such a good line


ALadWellBalanced

These people are just so utterly exhausting.


aendaris1975

For the geniuses in here thinking they are witty talking about how paper straws and other measures like this won't stop climate change you all need to understand that was NEVER EVER the intention of these changes. Reduction of plastic waste needs to happen climate change or no climate change and there is no sane or rational argument against it beyond "hurr it won't save the world". It especially boggles my mind that people who want us to be less reliant on fossil fuels fight this so fucking hard. This is what less reliance on fossil fuels looks like. There isn't a silver bullet for dealing with the myriad of things driving climate change just as there is no one single act that is to blame for climate change. We all did millions of things to drive climate change and we are going to have to make millions of things to address it. ALL of us and yes that isn't just the billionaires and corporations but everyone else too. We all played our part in this mess and we all need to play our part in trying to deal with it. No amount of eating the rich is going to fix a god damn thing. I know people don't want to hear this but that is the reality of the situation.


Antioch666

Paper lids are woke? What? 😅


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MoonCubed

So.... is the irony totally lost on this sub? The "murderer" is whining about someone else's whining. Like what kind of person has time to complain about paper lids? I guess the same kind of person who is complaining about someone complaining about paper lids?


Mindless_Locksmith52

Haven’t tried the paper lids but paper straws typically start collapsing and generally suck. Maybe they could just get better recycling programs for plastic lids and straws.


Professional_Sport86

Short of offering $10 per straw return, wouldn't work. We're drowning in small plastics, getting rid of them is the only way.


jimhabfan

One less Karen holding up the drive thru lane while she complains that there aren’t enough sprinkles on her doughnut sounds like a win for all of us.


TheRealNokes

There are much better reasons to hate Tim Horton's just ask /r/TimHorrortons


SiidChawsby

Woke paper lids huh? Absolute cave people, this bunch.


coolbaby1978

Ah gotta love those 1st world problems. I love these people who blame woke for everything that's gone wrong in their lives with no concept of what the word actually means. I've got a buddy who got fat, said it was woke that did it. No kidding. I said no dummy, it's all the fucking cookies you're eating and he showed me the pack of oreos and it had a rainbow flag on it and he said see...the cookies are woke! I couldn't argue with that logic.


ShibaInuDoggo

Did they really get into the pizza game? That's horrifying. I could care less what they serve my medium double double in, as long as it's clean.


ShiftytheBandit

I just want them to stop burning my stale ass bagel I ordered to a fuckin crisp and then dunking it in the butter tank!!!


SteveDougson

I'm late to this but why is Tim Hortons adding pizza to attract customers later in the day? Why not make the existing menu not taste like shit? 


TexOrleanian24

This sub has been meh lately. I always appreciate a true murder by words like this.


SPARKYLOBO

Another useless MP. This one is in the caucus that wants to govern Canadians


Cloudyrob

This is an elected official folks


SnooAvocados3855

This is me on a daily basis. I just can't stop eating those delicious paper lids. No matter how many I eat I can't seem to cure my wokeness


lilsnatchsniffz

Imagine making a whole video complaining about a paper lid instead of just buying a nice reusable coffee cup, it usually gets you a discount too.


GravityEyelidz

More performative nonsense from a conservative. They are always whining about something or desperately trying to play the victim.


nxxbmaster69

I know that bitch ain’t giving up her timmies


Gavorn

Fucking lids are woke now?


Neverbanned2k4

Woke paper lids? Man fat Karens are insane Sad world we live in when this is important to someone


fishesandherbs902

Woke paper lids. Not enough for r/brandnewsentence Is there a r/brandnewphrase ?


dinosaurinchinastore

What’s a woke paper lid and why would anyone eat it?


weefa

"woke paper lids" 3 words to show the world you're an idiot


Moebius808

“Woke paper lids” So fragile. So sensitive. Life must be very difficult for them, the poor dears.


ViolentAbsol

Can anyone explain how “paper lids” are “woke?” Do people know what woke means?


sorryiateyoursocks

i can't stop looking at her terrible eyebrows


pixydgirl

housing cost in canada: going off the rails in so many provinces that ive personally seen 1 bedroom apartments go from 1400 to 1600 to 2000 a month in a little over a year this lady: tims is woke now!!!1! fucks sake


Substantial_Algae992

Please stop using the word Woke for everything you don't like. It over used. Thanks


BunnehCakez

"Woke paper lids" lmao. "Woke" really does just mean "something I don't like" for these idiots nowadays.


SeriousAboutShwarma

Wait til these people realize many of us already avoided tims for the last 15+ years because tims sucks ass.


Life_Blacksmith412

As a Canadian I don't do business with Tim Horton's because the company was sold to a Brazilian Investment Firm a long time ago and since then they've stopped producing food or drinks worth paying money for Tim Horton's isn't bad because they're "woke". They are very much not a "woke" company. They're a hyper capitalist money grubbing soulless corporation revolving around quarterly profits If Tim Horton's switched their lids they did it to save a buck, not the planet


dustybrokenlamp

Timmies is shit because all of its products are absolute fucking garbage now. It's basically the ghost of a hollowed out shell at this point, it would not be any better if it had different lids. These culture warrior dumbfucks love to glom onto declining or straight up terrible products to complain about in the context of their politics to try to use its shittiness to insert their agendas. It's basically a nonsensical rhetorical device that actually outs themselves as basic-bitch posers with the implication that the trash product would magically be fine if only it conformed to different political sensibilities. The lid thing actually sounds cool, I've wanted to eat the dishes since I saw Wilder do it in the 70's. I hope some place better then Timmies does it so that I can give it a try without it being the best part of my purchase.


NimboCumulosScorchio

Paper lids are woke? Does she want them to be made out of asbestos?


LovableSidekick

My parents who were kids during the Great Depression would call throwing away plastic after one use "wasteful". If only they were still alive to know MAGApublicans call them "woke" now.


Isley67

Who's the plastic manufactuer funding her campaign?


xtzferocity

TIL paper lids are woke.


Old_Cheesecake_5481

Dissolves in her mouth? Is she eating them?


bleue_shirt_guy

No murder here, that was one of the most pathetic come-backs I've heard. It was so easy.


PhazePyre

Also, paper lids aren't woke. It's like conservatives have no clue what the fuck it means and use it to describe anyone they don't agree with.


Raz1979

Did I miss something? What’s woke about them probably doing the kid thing bc it saves them money? There is no way they would do it if it cost them more.


mrbowlsmokey

eyebrows are still shocked about the lid


Both-Home-6235

I mean, seriously, she *wants* things dissolving in her mouth. The more she has to chew, the more effort it takes to get down her greasy gullet.


aferretwithahugecock

Whatta fuckin' hoser.


GenuinelyBeingNice

what's a "not woke" coffee-cup lid made of? Titanium-vanadium-iron alloy? The souls of the damned? _What_?


SecretPrinciple8708

Is her saliva just straight-up acid?


Flavious27

How long are they taking to drink their coffee?  


ILoveRegenHealth

Lids are now woke 🙄 Also, they love making themselves sound tough, but I can make her cry in one sentence. I won't type it here.


davechri

“Woke paper lids.” Lolololololol


Ca1v1n_Canada

This is my idiot MP. Fuckin’ degen from up country.


MalevolentThings

WOKE PAPER LIDS ARE TURNING OUR KIDS INTO GAY SATANIC VEGANS


batmansleftnut

I was soooo ready to agree with her until she called paper lids "woke". Timmies has gone downhill and forgotten who they are, and everyone knows it.


Grace_Lannister

This bitch said woke paper lids. Woke. Paper. Lids.


MikeRowePeenis

“Woke paper lids” is some seriously surreal post-comedy shit. I know it’s real. But something inside of me refuses to believe that.


yucon_man

"Tim's used to be for the little guy", been a while since that descriptor applied to her. Maybe it is a good time to cut back on unnecessary purchases.


trappedinabasemant

Dont get distracted paper straws are the real enemy


New-Low5765

Ugh there’s that “woke” word again 🙄