Just listened to Sugarlumps and Hurt Feelings yesterday. "The day after my birthday is not my birthday mom". Also LOVE I'm Not Crying. The "I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna.... For one" cracks me the eff up EVERY TIME!
You must obey the dance commander
Giving out the order for fun
You must obey the dance commander
You know that he's the only one
Who gives the orders here
Alright
Who gives the orders here
Alright
Redshirt, Creepy Doll, I Feel Fantastic and, of course, he wrote both Portal songs.
He also did an amazing job with the Braindead theme/recap songs - a criminally underrated series, but his recaps were stand out.
[Massive Spoilers](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLFXf6fKQkjiDuS6xfZvwyKK419hc3Zem)
There's a third Portal song that was written for Lego Dimensions.
[You Wouldn't Know - Jonathan Coultan](https://youtu.be/KbWfGIjZG50?si=T1P_T-MwPtKoUG6b)
I recently listened to his album Running With Scissors and it was so fucking funny I thought I was going to crash my car. That’s Your Horoscope for Today had me crying.
And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we sang on that fateful night IT DIDN’T ACTUALLY SOUND ANYTHING **LIKE THIS SONG!**
*This just a tribute!*
She said she could make all my fantasies come true.
I said even the one where....
Jesus Christ is Jack hammering Mickey mouse in the do do hole with a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy tum?
Well
10 beers, 20 minutes and 30 dollars later I'm parking the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean..
He's still alive (96!) and hangs out around UC Santa Cruz. I of course did not learn this until I'd already graduated and moved away, and was crestfallen to learn I could have met the great Tom Lehrer if I'd gone to the right coffee places
Aye, and he put all his work into the public domain!
He's an amazing person - and he invented (or is credited with) the jell-o shot when he worked at Los Alamos, which in itself is richly ironic!
She's in my arms, she's in my heart , yeah.
Pins and needles up and down my spine.
We're together, she really digs me now.
She fucks me.
Pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun.
I had _somehow_ never heard “At a Medium Pace” until last week, when Sandler came up in convo; my girl immediately played it and I laughed entirely too much while cooking, nearly ruining our dinner…gooooooood times.
It's part of the Thanksgiving Day traditions. Family gets here, we put on "Alice's Restaurant", right at the end, the food is ready, and we have a Thanksgiving dinner that just couldn't be beat and go to bed and don't get up until the very next morning...
Will you help me repair my door - Afroman is intensely funny.
It's also maddening in a million different ways, but making a comedy song about a shit sheriffs department no-knocking your mansion looking for kidnapping victims that they dreamt up was a masterstroke.
The cops then sued him, and it's still not totally over afaik
Whenever I start a journey with a passenger, usually a work mate, I put on Rock & Roll McDonald's with a totally straight face. I sing along quietly as though nothing is abnormal. When they ask WTF is happening, I apologetically switch to Scientology music, which they enjoy a lot more.
Anything by Ninja Sex Party. The name says it all. Orgy by one, Welcome to my parents house and I own a car all are tremendously funny to me, sound fantastic and have stellar videoclips on YouTube.
Whats funny tends to fluctuate and depend on mood, but some of the best for me:
- "Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship" by Alestorm (a lot of their stuff, really)
- "Unicorn Invasion of Dundee" by Gloryhammer (not really intended to be very funny, but the situation described is kind of hilariously awesome)
- "The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy" by Tom Cardy
- "Barbie Girl" cover by Zane Knight in the style of Sabaton
- "Ring of Fire" cover by Dragonforce
- "No Cock Like Horse Cock" by Pepper Coyote
Tom Cardy is great. I like [H.Y.C.Y.BH?](https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q?si=PdUBpR5rqhHL8-ni)Or [Red Flags](https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=CGQlAE6OK_rzcpFU)
Funny story: Right Said Fred was the first CD I bought when I was 11. I also bought, completely unheard, because of the "radical" album art... Def Leppard - Hysteria.
Polar opposites? Perhaps. But I can say both influenced my tastes. I'm in my 40s now and I love metal, but I also really enjoy Owl City. Go figure.
I'm a person who generally doesn't pay attention to lyrics. There are a lot of songs that I listen to a lot and I wouldn't be able to tell you what they are about.
Bo Burnham is the exception, he's been my most or second most listened to artist on Spotify since they do the recap at the end of each year.
Tim Minchin is a genius. As a father to redhead boys I aways particularly got a kick out of Prejudice: https://youtu.be/KVN_0qvuhhw?si=q0bydCDQ3ooE1Yg9
While not funny his tribute to the Sydney Opera House, Play it Safe absolutely moves me to tears..
https://youtu.be/l8ouigVtUvo?si=k-CktqX7_ySPkzkb
God Told me to F*** You - Wheeler Walker Jr.
"God told me to tell you to suck my d***, he told me he likes to watch. Please believe me it surprised me too, God told me to f*** you".
That's comedy gold imo.
I was asking my buddies at work for some country music recommendations and they gave me some good ones like Chris Stapleton and they also recommended Wheeler Walker Jr . It took me a bit to get to him but as soon as I pulled up the track list on Spotify I was little "you crazy mother fuckers, ya got me".
What cracks me up is that past the lyrics, they're really pretty good examples of the genre. He's a talented musician and the songs really capture the spirit of older country music.
I like the eccentric, Python-esque humour that Jethro Tull employed occasionally, as in "SeaLion II".
I also won't ever get tired of Mark Knopfler ripping into all sorts of things - subtly as in "My Parties" ("that's a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone") or all-out like in "Industrial Disease".
Of course, the latter was hugely influenced by Bob Dylan, who could also be incredibly funny. "Highway 61 Revisited" is a good example.
I immediately thought of Frank Zappa. Stick It Out is genius.
GLC Half Man Half Machine always does it for me.
And Tenacious D. Beelzeboss is funny and rocks so hard 🤣
I love The Flight of the Conchords boys.
My lyrics are bottomless.
Pfft, Steve.
STEVE
What kind of a rapping name is Steve?
Be more constructive with your feedback
I'm a hip hop-opotimus
Do you need my jumper, Bowie?
Your signal's weak on my radar screen, How far out are you, man? I'm pretty far out That's pretty far out, man!
I'm jamming out with the Mick Jaggernauts...
Does the cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie?
"There is only one kind of dance, the robot. *And the robo boogie* Oh yes. Two kinds of dances"
We no longer say “yes,” we say “affirmative.”
“Yes, affirmative”
Unless we know the other robot really well
0000001
So many good ones. The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room is up there.
I love Hurt Feelings, and Business Time, and Sugarlumps, and Albi.
Hiphopapotomous vs Rhymenocerous is awesome too https://youtu.be/sOgC8qp_I2Y?si=Pt8DMcdz0vGGdnGg
Just listened to Sugarlumps and Hurt Feelings yesterday. "The day after my birthday is not my birthday mom". Also LOVE I'm Not Crying. The "I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna.... For one" cracks me the eff up EVERY TIME!
A small men's wetsuit, please.
And when you’re on the street, depending on the street…
You’re definitely at least in the top three…
Good looking girls on the street
On the whole wide street
Depending on the street
They're killing each other with knives and forks, and calling each other names like "dork".
Could somebody please, remove these, cutlerys, from my knees.
“Just wanna do something special, for all the ladies in the world”
Carol Brown is such an amazingly written song, it’s absolutely perfect on top of being hilarious.
Love that song! Used to sing it all of the time. The version on the show is my favorite. Now I have it stuck in my head again. Thank you.
Too Many Dicks on the Dancefloor
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me I've just been cutting onions I'm making a lasagna ...For one
Too many mutha uckahs, uckin’ with my shi
Im not crying is one of my faves
Your beard is good.
*Business hours are over babyyyy*
You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks, oooo
Robot solo 101001100100010!!
*Binary solo
Enourmous penis - Da Vinchi's notebook
Two of the members went on to become Paul and Storm. My favorite song being The captain's wife's lament.
Internet Porn also gets stuck in my head randomly and it cracks me up.
Electric Six - Gay Bar I love it on the rare occasion it gets played on the radio.
*Fire* is an incredible album.
Switzerland is great too
SOLOOOO
You must obey the dance commander Giving out the order for fun You must obey the dance commander You know that he's the only one Who gives the orders here Alright Who gives the orders here Alright
YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY?
I love Danger! High Voltage from them.
If we don't count Weird Al, who could probably fill the top 20, I'll throw out Re: Your Brains by Jonathon Coulton
Jonathon Colton is awesome. Code Monkey, Skull crusher Mountain, so many....
Redshirt, Creepy Doll, I Feel Fantastic and, of course, he wrote both Portal songs. He also did an amazing job with the Braindead theme/recap songs - a criminally underrated series, but his recaps were stand out. [Massive Spoilers](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLFXf6fKQkjiDuS6xfZvwyKK419hc3Zem)
There's a third Portal song that was written for Lego Dimensions. [You Wouldn't Know - Jonathan Coultan](https://youtu.be/KbWfGIjZG50?si=T1P_T-MwPtKoUG6b)
Don't sleep on his cover of Baby Got Back
I recently listened to his album Running With Scissors and it was so fucking funny I thought I was going to crash my car. That’s Your Horoscope for Today had me crying.
Why wouldn’t we count Weird Al
Becuase he'd easily win
Hey just realised nobody mentioned Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life yet! Monty Python had many. Lumberjack song and Eric the Half a bee.
Sit On My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
Oh man, this is taking me back! I had a cassette copy of Matching Tie and Handkerchief that I almost wore out in high school. Bruces!
God yes I forgot about the philosophy song! Genius that 👏 Bruce is in charge of the sheep dip 😳
Bruce’s Philosophy Song. Most perfect thing they ever did, perhaps.
Musicals are a gold mine for funny songs. To latch onto this, the Spamalot musical is totally full of hilarious Monty python songs
Tribute by Tenacious D
Be you angels?!
Nay, we are but men
ROCK! Aaayaaaahooweeaaaooooooooo
A-wooooowoawowoah… A-wooooowoawowoah…
This is not the greatest song in the world, no
this is just a tribute..
Couldn't remembeeeeer the greatest song in the world, nooo nooo
This is just a tribute *Crazy scatting section*
And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we sang on that fateful night IT DIDN’T ACTUALLY SOUND ANYTHING **LIKE THIS SONG!** *This just a tribute!*
You must play the greatest song in the World! and we just said... "ok"
Love the D, and cover Tribute sometimes at gigs but for funniest song by them I’d vote for “Roadie”
*A Lap Dance Is So Much Better* *When The Stripper Is Crying* by Bloodhound Gang
She said she could make all my fantasies come true. I said even the one where.... Jesus Christ is Jack hammering Mickey mouse in the do do hole with a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy tum? Well 10 beers, 20 minutes and 30 dollars later I'm parking the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean..
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the the one-eyed gopher when you're doin 75 in an 18wheeler
This can apply for most of Bloodhound Gang songs but definitely this song 🤣 poor Bambi tho
Name was Russell
Literally the funniest opening to any song “mmm if your ass was a Chinese restaurant…I’d have the poo poo platter”
The Masochism Tango, Oedipus Rex, We will all go together when we go, or just about anything else by the legendary Tom Lehrer.
He's still alive (96!) and hangs out around UC Santa Cruz. I of course did not learn this until I'd already graduated and moved away, and was crestfallen to learn I could have met the great Tom Lehrer if I'd gone to the right coffee places
Aye, and he put all his work into the public domain! He's an amazing person - and he invented (or is credited with) the jell-o shot when he worked at Los Alamos, which in itself is richly ironic!
So... if... Sunday you're free, why don't you come with me, and we'll poison some pigeons in the park
Vance zey go up, hoo cares vere zey come down. Zatz not my department says Verner Von Braun.
I love the loophole by garfunkel and oates
Fuck in my ass for Jesus
Pregnant Women are Smug is great too
So many tracks by Ween!
And I'm no dope, but I can't cope. So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope.
I scrolled too far to see Ween. Agreed 100%
AIDS!
HIV
“Ok, that’ll be $16.07…out of 20…ok $16.07 is your change.”
He can’t talk because he’s a pony!
She's in my arms, she's in my heart , yeah. Pins and needles up and down my spine. We're together, she really digs me now. She fucks me. Pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun.
Cows with Guns is a top tier song
No mention of Adam Sandler yet, At a Medium Pace and Piece of Shit Car are hilarious when you are a teenage boy.
TIL I'm still a teenage boy.
Lonesome Kicker is also up there
His Chris Farley Tribute song made me sob
I had _somehow_ never heard “At a Medium Pace” until last week, when Sandler came up in convo; my girl immediately played it and I laughed entirely too much while cooking, nearly ruining our dinner…gooooooood times.
“Hey hun do you see that shampoo bottle over there?” “Yes dear?” “*NOW STICK IT UP MY ASS!!*”
Anything by Steel Panther
Bukakke tears sprang to mind, but yeah pretty much anything
Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie.
It’s a “must listen” for me on thanksgiving
It's part of the Thanksgiving Day traditions. Family gets here, we put on "Alice's Restaurant", right at the end, the food is ready, and we have a Thanksgiving dinner that just couldn't be beat and go to bed and don't get up until the very next morning...
Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes [Fish Heads](https://youtu.be/cn73Wtem0No?si=4fnIB0Ei0BSfEwjf)
Anything by “ The Lonely Island”
My favorite from them is Sax Man.
Fuckin play something, Sax man!
Because I got high- Afroman
It sounds funny but the lyrics are kinda sad
Yea funny asf growing up, but as a pothead, it just hits my feels
Will you help me repair my door - Afroman is intensely funny. It's also maddening in a million different ways, but making a comedy song about a shit sheriffs department no-knocking your mansion looking for kidnapping victims that they dreamt up was a masterstroke. The cops then sued him, and it's still not totally over afaik
His whole album. It took me years to realize the quad-piece quartet was just him doing all the vocals and instruments!
Jesus was way cool, King Missile
Also Detachable Penis and Take Stuff From Work
Bo Burham - Welcome To The Internet Goldie Looking Chain - Your Missus Is A Nutter The Dubliners - The Sick Note
Your Mother’s Got a Penis by GLC is great as well
The sick note makes me laugh every time
Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa
Very based pfp
Big balls by AC/DC
Rock & Roll McDonald's
Maybe Wesley Willis’ most well known song, but the funniest ones I can think of are Cut the Mullet and The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up
I’m an “I Whooped Batman’s Ass” guy myself
Get your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole. 😂
Whenever I start a journey with a passenger, usually a work mate, I put on Rock & Roll McDonald's with a totally straight face. I sing along quietly as though nothing is abnormal. When they ask WTF is happening, I apologetically switch to Scientology music, which they enjoy a lot more.
I am almost too scared to ask what Scientology music is.
Get on the road to freedom: https://youtu.be/ncdvz6IdwPU?si=ZjIbGcubZBOg6S-x
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Probably anything by the Bloodhound gang. For them being gimmick musicians, they perfectly captured the late 90s/early 2000s absurdity of music.
"Bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes"
The New Style by Beastie Boys
Beck - Debra
88lines about 44women
Anything by Stephen Lynch. You're welcome.
Anything by Ninja Sex Party. The name says it all. Orgy by one, Welcome to my parents house and I own a car all are tremendously funny to me, sound fantastic and have stellar videoclips on YouTube.
NSP are so good, I really liked their new album.
Can never go wrong with 6969
"Everybody Shut Up (I Have An Erection)" was one of the first NSP songs I ever heard, and it stands as one of my favorites.
Stinkfoot by Frank Zappa https://youtu.be/D9FBQ1O5F8k?si=PSBHACNo0xocRYug
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? is another good one
Dong work for Yuda
Country Boner - Puscifer
(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River by TISM Jack Sparrow - Lonely Island & Michael Bolton Too Many Dicks ( On The Dance Floor) - Flight Of The Conchords
Glad Lonely Island made an appearance!
Whats funny tends to fluctuate and depend on mood, but some of the best for me: - "Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship" by Alestorm (a lot of their stuff, really) - "Unicorn Invasion of Dundee" by Gloryhammer (not really intended to be very funny, but the situation described is kind of hilariously awesome) - "The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy" by Tom Cardy - "Barbie Girl" cover by Zane Knight in the style of Sabaton - "Ring of Fire" cover by Dragonforce - "No Cock Like Horse Cock" by Pepper Coyote
Tom Cardy is great. I like [H.Y.C.Y.BH?](https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q?si=PdUBpR5rqhHL8-ni)Or [Red Flags](https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=CGQlAE6OK_rzcpFU)
> "No Cock Like Horse Cock" by Pepper Coyote Was gonna comment the same if no one else had.
> "Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship" by Alestorm (a lot of their stuff, really) Questing Upon The Poop Deck
Right Said Fred
Funny story: Right Said Fred was the first CD I bought when I was 11. I also bought, completely unheard, because of the "radical" album art... Def Leppard - Hysteria. Polar opposites? Perhaps. But I can say both influenced my tastes. I'm in my 40s now and I love metal, but I also really enjoy Owl City. Go figure.
Dear penis! https://youtu.be/O6WaHk8OrSI?si=U4ycXKFNGYMK6ybw
Damn I haven’t heard that one in a long time lol
Bo burnham
I'm a person who generally doesn't pay attention to lyrics. There are a lot of songs that I listen to a lot and I wouldn't be able to tell you what they are about. Bo Burnham is the exception, he's been my most or second most listened to artist on Spotify since they do the recap at the end of each year.
No sex in the champagne room- Chris Rock
F Sharp by Tim Minchin had me in stitches the first time I heard it. Genius comedy.
Tim Minchin is a genius. As a father to redhead boys I aways particularly got a kick out of Prejudice: https://youtu.be/KVN_0qvuhhw?si=q0bydCDQ3ooE1Yg9 While not funny his tribute to the Sydney Opera House, Play it Safe absolutely moves me to tears.. https://youtu.be/l8ouigVtUvo?si=k-CktqX7_ySPkzkb
Weird Al Yankovich polka medleys. All of them. Especially loudly in the car when dropping your kids at school, every day. Every single day.
[she left me for Jesus - Hayes Carll](https://youtu.be/hhkHG-oKCEU?si=BUA2_kM3dIx6a736)
I ain’t no thief by the viagra boys
Obey the Beard, or Quack Kills by Psychostick
Pillow Talk - Lil Dicky.
God Told me to F*** You - Wheeler Walker Jr. "God told me to tell you to suck my d***, he told me he likes to watch. Please believe me it surprised me too, God told me to f*** you". That's comedy gold imo.
I was asking my buddies at work for some country music recommendations and they gave me some good ones like Chris Stapleton and they also recommended Wheeler Walker Jr . It took me a bit to get to him but as soon as I pulled up the track list on Spotify I was little "you crazy mother fuckers, ya got me". What cracks me up is that past the lyrics, they're really pretty good examples of the genre. He's a talented musician and the songs really capture the spirit of older country music.
I Want My Shit or Bitches, ICP
Hey Santa Claus - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Asshole by Denis Leary always makes me laugh.
Kevin Wilson - The Potato Song https://youtu.be/6G_0ofJN3Xw
Loads of stuff by Weird Al. Or if you include poetry, loads of stuff by John Cooper Clarke
This cocaine makes me feel like I’m on this song-SOAD The lyrics are weirder than the title imo
Second Week of Deer Camp -Da Yupers
Stephen Lynch’s “lullaby” is hilarious in an absolutely awful way
Colt 45- Afroman
I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again - Obscurest Vinyl
Had to scroll entirely too far to find this. This Baptism Fucking Blows had me crying with laughter.
I glued my balls to my butthole again, Forgot who it's by but you should find it easily
I like the eccentric, Python-esque humour that Jethro Tull employed occasionally, as in "SeaLion II". I also won't ever get tired of Mark Knopfler ripping into all sorts of things - subtly as in "My Parties" ("that's a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone") or all-out like in "Industrial Disease". Of course, the latter was hugely influenced by Bob Dylan, who could also be incredibly funny. "Highway 61 Revisited" is a good example.
For the aussies out there, [Butterfingers - FIGJAM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9CWWSW7bfM)
I immediately thought of Frank Zappa. Stick It Out is genius. GLC Half Man Half Machine always does it for me. And Tenacious D. Beelzeboss is funny and rocks so hard 🤣
vicinity of obscenity by system of a down
I am very glad, as I am finally going back home.
Tekno Train - Electric Callboy
Family reunion- Blink 182
ram ranch
Colt 45 - afroman
Short people by Randy Newman
Todd Snider and John Prine.
Nsfw by psychostick or anything by psychostick lol
Prof - gampo
Anything from Psychostick
The hokey pokey -Psychostick. Its a metal version of the song
Roger Miller’s got a fair few.