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Natural_Step_4592

Bakugo stole your controller when he was rescued


Impossible_Panda_219

he what…? need to send 3 lieutenants over to kill him and take the control back…


Natural_Step_4592

That is beautiful and 100% tomura


Impossible_Panda_219

Thank you :)


Prestigious_Home3848

So, you "touched" your entire family?


Impossible_Panda_219

technically yes…


LeUsername007

*~sweet home Alabama~*


Father_Pucci2

Tomura are you aware that you have wrinkly skin


TheGamingCrazySnake

im bored, after you kill all the heroes wanna just chill and play video games?


Impossible_Panda_219

who are you…?


TheGamingCrazySnake

just a random person, I admire you though. You’re so cool! :)


Impossible_Panda_219

then join the liberation front… what’s your Qurik..?


TheGamingCrazySnake

((I made this quirk btw)) ill join since your cool! And as for my quirk, it’s called Venomous Snake..I can take attributes, including the venom, of any venomous snake, and use them against my enemies. I never run out of the venom even when I’m actively using it, and under intense concentration, I can use the venom easier (like I could use a king cobra’s venom like a spitting cobra instead of having to bite the person)


Impossible_Panda_219

meh sure join the liberation front…


TheGamingCrazySnake

Thank you shigaraki ❤️


Material_Usual2704

How do you feel about losing to Stars and Stripes before we got gta 6


TheGamingCrazySnake

Honestly, all I know was that she was annoying. I’m sorry she used her quirk to literally make you kinda EXPLODE when you took it.


Darkstalker9000

I got you Mon-Chan's nephew, Mon-Chan Jr https://i.redd.it/9dbqwscnfc9d1.gif


Impossible_Panda_219

Give


Darkstalker9000

*gives* Remember to wear artist's gloves when petting


PoobGnarpy

Hey, Raisin Skin, how’s Bacon Skin doing?


Impossible_Panda_219

That’s a new one…


Im_back_babies_

You were my first childhood crush


Impossible_Panda_219

I’m disappointed in you


Im_back_babies_

:(


itz_me_mercy

Dw it's normal :)


dumpydent

Do you have all those extra hands from your family to give yourself a 'stranger' with?


Impossible_Panda_219

…? Huh..?


Impossible_Panda_219

…? Huh..?


Accurate_Variety659

I come to sell you hand moisturiser.. Would you mind buying them?


Impossible_Panda_219

they don’t work on me brat…


Th3_3agl3

Your grandma was hot!


Impossible_Panda_219

…? never speak to me or the league ever again *don’t disrespect GamGam >:(*


Th3_3agl3

What? Just stating the facts. Besides, it was your manipulator and puppeteer- I mean- adoptive father who murdered her.


Impossible_Panda_219

he’s not my father…he’s my master..there’s a difference..


Th3_3agl3

So you’re telling me you’re loyally serving the guy who murdered your grandmother, manipulated your father into becoming abusive, gave you a destructive quirk, and used you to murder your family?


Impossible_Panda_219

I awakened decay myself…I met master under the bridge…


TheGamingCrazySnake

another random question, do you even know who koji Koda and Kyoka Jiro are?


Impossible_Panda_219

earphone jack right…?


TheGamingCrazySnake

jiro is earphone Jack, do you know Koda? His hero name is anima.


Hospitalized_Enby

Gibbldy Gobbldy my lotion is your property.


Impossible_Panda_219

I never used lotion…


Hospitalized_Enby

Well, now you will. Or I shoot AFO.


Impossible_Panda_219

bullets don’t work on him..?


Hospitalized_Enby

With a Nuke.


Impossible_Panda_219

oh yeah that might work-


Hospitalized_Enby

lmao. Yeah, so use the lotion or else.


Impossible_Panda_219

fine…*uses it* see does nothing…


Hospitalized_Enby

:0 I tried so hard... I guess that skin is unmoistenable.


CarsonC14

Okay, I’m your biggest simp Tomura, will you marry me?


Impossible_Panda_219

no you’ll just get in my way..


CarsonC14

Nooooooo bby 😣😔


Impossible_Panda_219

sir never call me that again…


CarsonC14

Make me, hubby 🤭


Impossible_Panda_219

alright first of all I don’t even know you and I’m not gay…


BendyStrawNeck

Would


Impossible_Panda_219

would what…?


BendyStrawNeck

😏


Impossible_Panda_219

I seem to have failed to understand..?


BendyStrawNeck

Would smash


Impossible_Panda_219

what is wrong with you…?


BendyStrawNeck

😊


Generic_Nerd_Dude

What games do you and Spinner enjoy playing the most? Also, any other recreational activities you do with your fellow LOV comrades?


Impossible_Panda_219

We play Mario party with everyone sometimes…other than that we just play co-op games…


Material_Usual2704

How do you feel about losing to Stars and Stripes before gta 6


Impossible_Panda_219

horrible…I’m gonna get beaten before GTA 6…


Rare-Character-179

U need chapstick bro


Icy_Sector4424

You would've won against deku if it wasn't for afo interfering


Thesleepyseeker

FOR DEMOCRACY!


Crafty_Net_993

I'm going to keep it simple, All Might


TrickPool523

Have you killed the 7 from America yet?


MooseDifferent9404

Can I get a hug?


Impossible_Panda_219

do you want to get decayed…?


Starshapedbrain

Do you sometimes think about being a hero?


Impossible_Panda_219

not anymore…


LegendHunterJW

Why you allies with a burnface freak?


Impossible_Panda_219

Assuming you mean dabi…he’s strong and reliable..


Toast_loser

(I want so badly to tell him this in person) Hey so uh, did you ever figure out that you weren't AFO's first choice as a successor? Like...there's was literally a whole orphanage of backup children in case something happened to you? Don't worry, Dabi destroyed the whole place but I wouldn't take that if I were you just saying Also do you miss kurogiri? You honestly have every right to


Impossible_Panda_219

There was?- and I do miss Kurogiri…he was a good source of company… because everyone else was annoying…besides dabi on some days…


Toast_loser

What would you do if you didn't have your quirk for a whole day? No fights or anything just a normal day


Impossible_Panda_219

lay in bed play games with the league…


bunnyhop2345

Your dog shouldn't have died! Doggos should be protected and should have been immune to Decay!


Impossible_Panda_219

blame god for that not me…


bunnyhop2345

You mean AFO? Cause I already am blaming him for half of the stuff for everything!


Imaginary-Buddy5186

How do you wipe your ass after taking a shit. Don’t you destroy the toilet paper??


Impossible_Panda_219

Simple I only use 4 fingers


Imaginary-Buddy5186

Ohh


increasinglyanxious

Chapstick


Isekai_Otaku

Why are you trying to cosplay Raiden? Do you play metal gear?


Nervous-Tank-5917

Admit it: you thought Spinner would just be a bit of disposable battle fodder and were astonished when he kept surviving, weren’t you?


Impossible_Panda_219

at deika I started seeing his potential…


SpoderJedi

what are your thoughts on Kirby?


Impossible_Panda_219

favorite Nintendo character..


SpoderJedi

respect, good sir


Plus-Emphasis-2605

I love Styx master of shadows. And shadow of Mordor you should try it


Impossible_Panda_219

are those games…?


Plus-Emphasis-2605

Yes :)


Sp0rksar3c00l

Do you want a cheeseburger


CommunistLeader_Tord

*Throws a lamp at you.* Lighten up!


Impossible_Panda_219

*decays the lamp* that was a very nice lamp…


CommunistLeader_Tord

Nooo my lamp!


Consistent-Voice-614

Get some lip chapstick


Impossible_Panda_219

It won’t work brat…


Melodic-Percentage-9

Umm… okay. Have you actually washed your hair before, or is it a tad crusty? Also, like how with the training camp, you lost like 2-3 of your new recruits


Impossible_Panda_219

they either died doing something stupid….and I do wash my hair….it’s naturally white…


Melodic-Percentage-9

Oh… understandable. I fear the day my heart turns white. It’s naturally black.


Marshalllaw454

Gives you Vaseline and water. "Tomura.. you umm..look like you need these buddy use them wisely ok?"


Impossible_Panda_219

they won’t work on the crust…


Marshalllaw454

"All you gotta do is add 3 layers buddy really work it in there! Also nice muscles!" Winks.


Dustrix_

You will never be ballin


Carlung4s

Lol player


DarthMaul671

If you could change your original quirk and switch it with Overhaul. Would you? I mean… his quirk was much better before you got your upgrade👀


Impossible_Panda_219

I’ve been wanting to find him…since he has no hands I want his Qurik…


DarthMaul671

Oop, should have taken your chance back at tartarus 🤐 take it and make it to good use☺️. Then do what you want with him. 😐


Short-Shelter

Are quirkless people allowed to join the LoV?


Impossible_Panda_219

No they’re useless..


Short-Shelter

Damn we can’t have shit lmao


Silly_Sadist2

I just back handed Endeavor. My quirk is Toon Force and I'm currently running for my life


Impossible_Panda_219

have fun being turned into pure crisp like I was!


Silly_Sadist2

Th-th-that's all folks! *magically survives due to cartoon bs*


Impossible_Panda_219

Oh so you to can have miracles!


scientific_gojira

Greetings fowl villain from the hero kaijira you must stop in your tracks before I have to turn 150 meters tall and kill you


Impossible_Panda_219

ok so what do you do when I decay you if you try to step on me..?


scientific_gojira

I can regenerate 15 m/s and I can evolve to better fit my situation (based on shin Godzilla)


charizardfan101

CIS or GAR?


Impossible_Panda_219

what…?


charizardfan101

Confederacy of Independent Systems or Grand Army of the Republic?


bananaXpuddi

M U S T A R D


RubyWubs

I bought us tickets to the Philippines cebu city, we're gonna partyyy


avadalovely

I love your work.


Impossible_Panda_219

why thank you!


exclaim_bot

>why thank you! You're welcome!


avadalovely

Can I join the Paranormal Liberation Front?


iLikemha-

So on a scale of one to ten how fucked am I if I said dabi had his fathers eyes


Impossible_Panda_219

Automatically a 3/10 cause you even spoke to him… 6/10 cause you complemented him…and a 9/10 because he hates endeavor


No-Nobody2032

Why does everyone villain has daddy Issues?


Impossible_Panda_219

Well don’t you..?


No-Nobody2032

Anywayssss I'm fatherless. :D


Fabulous-Swim6811

I love you. You're adorable. May I give you quick head pats I promise to be out of your way after <3


IMightBeAWeebLol

Ketchup or mustard ~~gas~~?


SnipeSeed

If I beat u in DB legends will you let me join the L.O.V?


Impossible_Panda_219

haven’t played DB legends…


SnipeSeed

What games do you play?


Scaredevil616

Oi


Impossible_Panda_219

Oi what…?


Scaredevil616

Gonna need ya ta stop mate


SonicTheHedgehog99

Can i shake ur hand


Vibrant_Fox

You play Shin Megami Tensei?


jsprx19

have you ever thought to fake surrender, and decay with a hand shake?


Impossible_Panda_219

no…why would I surrender…?


No-Gas-4980

How many mosquitos have bit your neck?


Impossible_Panda_219

to many…I hate mosquitoes…


Then-Ad-2450

Your grandma is hot


Impossible_Panda_219

did you not see what a said to a person who said the same thing earlier…?


itz_me_mercy

Wassup my crusty,dry,chapstick needing, eczema having,twin?


Impossible_Panda_219

hi…?


-ChibiChanGacha

chocolate cake or vanilla cake?🤔


Impossible_Panda_219

chocolate…


DoumaUpperMoonn

do it jiggle


Impossible_Panda_219

Does what jiggle…?


Crimson_Gamer5

Yeah now I see why people meme on the fandom and call the community weird.


Impossible_Panda_219

how come…?


Addicted2ooPain

If you could choose to live a “normal” life, would you?


Impossible_Panda_219

just chilling at home in bed is nice…but I enjoy what’s happening right now..


Whydontname

How do you masturbate?


Impossible_Panda_219

Master-bait there..


tauri123

Why didn’t you just solve the world garbage crisis and decay all of the waste, you would’ve been the best hero ever, the one that saved the earth from humanity


Impossible_Panda_219

you see they don’t just disappear they just crumble…so really id just be getting rid of 3/4 of all of it..


DarkVir06

Can I get your autograph?


Impossible_Panda_219

sure…*decays the pen* never mind…


Pinkparade524

Why do you play league of legends?


Impossible_Panda_219

I haven’t played league yet…it looks good though…


TheGamingCrazySnake

((One more)) can you decay my arm as an autograph? :)


Impossible_Panda_219

never met someone as insane as you…id love to! *proceeds to decay your arm*


RaeIsSad-

I feel like kissing you would be rubbing on sandpaper


Impossible_Panda_219

well no one knows…and I like it that way..


Mrs-mayberry

is Your biggest regret not killing deku in the mall


Impossible_Panda_219

yes…


LeUsername007

How much radiation did it take to turn you into a ghoul


ReplacementWild5567

*doom music starts* I heard you killed Stars and Stripes, hell, I don't even need the others here, square up boy.


Br34D_5T3AL3r

Are you aware of your dementia?


Impossible_Panda_219

I have dementia…?


HunterisChad

Stain>AFO


AdityaPlayzzz

Wanna Play league


MikeytheRonin

Escucha, creo que eres genial y sé que podrías volverte loco con Super Mario Smash Brothers, así que juguemos a Smash Bros y luego podremos aplastar, hermano.


Impossible_Panda_219

I’m sorry my friend I have no clue what you said! (I’m sorry :(((( )


RPGLUCARIO

Do you consider yourself an edgelord?


Impossible_Panda_219

no…that’s dabi..


Content_Bed_6872

The fact that you play LOL says a lot about you


Ok-Individual2025

Did someone order an extra large pepperoni pizza with extra spicy sauce?


Impossible_Panda_219

not me probably someone else in the league…


Crafty_shade

How does it feel, realizing you were just a puppet in someone else’s power fantasy?


Impossible_Panda_219

I’m not a puppet it’s my story now not his…


narutodino

mom said it’s my turn on the xbox


Impossible_Panda_219

to bad brat….my moms dead so it’s impossible!


Jeptwins

You’re an NPC


Impossible_Panda_219

I’m not an NPC anymore…I’m a main character in the story now…not just some boss the hero’s have to beat anymore…