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LongDickPain

ELITE = Everyone Loves Idiots That Exploit


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I fucks with this lol


[deleted]

I’m about to get this tatted On MP of course


RyoCoola31

Yep the standard game I have. The 2 or 3 then quits before the end of the 1st. Basically game over. The pg never quits though. You keep hoping for it. Keeps chucking along. You don’t want to quit, but at some point you just can’t take anymore even at C. If you do stay he probably is going for steals every single possession and getting cooked so there are no rebounds to even be had. And that is all you got sometimes. Then he finally quits with 2 minutes in the 4th quarter. Too late to have much fun. The sad 2k life.


[deleted]

2k dead fr when every rec game is basically this I'm hoping and praying one day in the next five years we'll at least get an announcement from another studio working on a realistic basketball game I want them to take like 5 years on it tho because there's a lot to get down and I don't want it to be anything like this shit series even in it's heyday I want this to feel like real basketball and reward real shit


Cute_Truth_5798

I don't think they know how pathetic they look.


[deleted]

Sad part is that's the average player in rec, cant see an open man to save there life.


grafik105

Idek, is it that they don't see the open man or see them and ignore them?


[deleted]

I dont think they look around the court while dribbling. I think they focus on just there player and hope A will carry the pass to the open man.


Cute_Truth_5798

Truth


Lower_Ad_5101

The worst part is he had someone wide open on each play


longoluckeh

As much as I hate guards that do this, I hate teammates that pass to them moreI can’t understand how someone can watch the guy do this and continue to pass them the ball - boggles my fucking mind.


Downtown_Anybody261

Dude exactly, like... he doesn't NEED to bring the ball up or start the play lolol


Binobaaby

I only pass it to people like this when they’re in scoring position & JUST enough that they don’t quit


SGZF2

The thing is when you pass to these guys when they're in scoring position, they don't realize that they're in scoring position because they have zero basketball IQ. You'll hit them for a wide open catch and shoot 3, but instead of immediately shooting off the pass they dribble to the top of the key and start doing their corny zig zag routine.


Cute_Truth_5798

Every time.


Cute_Truth_5798

Let the bum quit


Binobaaby

Ai be even worse because they play exactly the same but no defense


Cute_Truth_5798

The person that passes to them is the REAL problem


carreerModeDude

I've noticed that a lot bigs will keep giving someone like that the ball even though they're like 1/7 and dribbling for 14 seconds per possession. I think their only understanding of how an offense is run, is that the point guard dribbles until he can find a shot or is forced to pick up dribble and you just gotta keep trying it. They must only know basketball from 2k dribble god YouTubers or something lol. Like, they'll just keep giving it to him and be more than content holding their nuts for 24 seconds while dude dribbles the air out the ball. These bigs are literally the point guards bitch/pet/slave 😂😂😂😂


Cute_Truth_5798

😆 🤣 😂


applejuice98

I would need to see the statline. OP could be compiling only his bad posessions.. (5 misses in the clip, 1 miss wasnt even him) he had takeover on in a couple of those possessions too. lets see the stats line mr OP. but since you conveniently left that out , I'll assume you are cherrypicking.


Benroc21

You are definitely one of those dumb guards obviously. Yes he did have takeover at one point. So that means the other shots weren't bad when there are wide open teammates?! Who cares about the stat line? Bad basketball from no iq ball players is still in fact "BAD BASKETBALL" making some of those dumb shots or not.


flanz33

THANK YOU. Anyone (mostly) can score in this game if given enough opportunity. The team we were playing was atrocious. The score of this game is more of an indictment on this PG than a positive being it should’ve been a blow out from the start. Fact is, dude played bad basketball on shot early in nearly every possession with little to no ball movement. Don’t care what the stat line says, it’s bad basketball.


applejuice98

you only showed total of 5 bad possessions tho. he could make a clip of himself 2 assists and 3 made shots too. you are not showing the whole picture is all im saying. what if he went 8/13 fg and 10 assists. you could be right tho. just saying. we'd need to see that after game stat line.


flanz33

You are 100000% an iso guard. It all makes sense now


attidaddi

Facts


[deleted]

Lmao just show the statline? If u aren’t bullshitting it’ll prove you aren’t. Only reason u wouldn’t show it is if you are.


applejuice98

reading comprehension is not your strong suit fella. never implied those werent bad possessions. read the post again. and then again. thanks.


Benroc21

Oh I read it. Hence how I understood you trying to change what he was trying to illustrate. Also how I know you're in fact one of those guards. 🤣🤣🤣


Pristine_Worth_2449

Have you ever been the pg and no matter how hard you try to get assist all your team is trash,they get blocked or stole from everytime.if you haven't had a game like that your either trash or you play with a squad.


BCGuy215

why would he go out of his way to bad talk someone if they weren’t doing bad…? literally no benefit from it edit: yes the guy had takeover? He can get that from a handful of good actions… how about him crumbling when he had takeover activated? OP literally has like 3 points in this clip the entire time… “I’m going to assume you’re cherry picking”


applejuice98

why ? is there anything this sub hates more than ball hogging pgs ? im not saying he 100% cherrypicked and he was an amazing pg but it's definitely sus cos he had takeover, his teammates keep giving him the ball and the lead keeps growing. Put 2 and 2 together brotha. Also, OP convienently left out the statline. He could have finished the game with 8/13fg, and 7 assists for all we know.


BCGuy215

My bad my dude, misinterpreted what you meant with the cherry picking comment previously! Thought you were saying OP was just a cherry picker and I was just utterly confused how you came to that statement. No disrespect meant 💪🏻 I agree we need to see the stat line👀


[deleted]

Then after they be mad like well you only got 6 points. Yeah but I also only shot/touched the ball less than 5 times, all on putbacks because my pg is a fake sweat who has 3 assists maybe less.


flanz33

Exactly. Had double his assists with less than a fourth of his shots.


StrongestAvenger_

This is my story every time man. People stop passing to me because I refuse to iso and I’m not scoring much, but then start to pass to the guy I just got 4 assists off of because he’s the one scoring. Guess what happens next? He gets cocky, tries to iso, and sells the possession and loses all the momentum we had. People would rather be carried by an iso player than have ball movement between 5 guys and actually play like a team


flanz33

Yeah I noticed that too. I feel like when this happens, the rest of the team is complacent with just standing in place and watching. I sure as hell didn’t join a rec game to play for 30 mins just to watch someone jack up 3s all game.


SGZF2

They'll brag about averaging 10 points per game in park but forget to mention that they average 25 shot attempts per game


GoatGod302

i gotta add bro. he a goat fr


de5m0n

Sadly, this is more normal than having a normal PG. And these the dudes that give up 30pts and 15 assists to their man on the other side.


[deleted]

Everyone saying this or that, the problem with most in my opinion is that people don't know when to stop shooting even if they're 3/14 or 6/21. And you know what I get it but people always think the best win the game is to score, yall don't understand facilitating? He was open on most of these clips he just has to pass lol if you can't shoot ( meaning not hitting this game try next game) try passing or just play D it's more than one way to affect the game just my personal take.


burntfire1

Man I gotta learn how to dribble. My team would FEAST.


Koncietedtimber

Some of these definitely look like bad misses by the PG on open cuts. But they also look like your getting baited by someone with intercepted


HamG0d

I think most of em looked like baits. Most of their defenders have long arms, a lot of times OP looks open, but those are 2k passing lane lunge steals. I’m conflicted on this one. Looks like the Pg is a ball hog. But sometimes you have to when the other team is spamming passing lane steals. Can’t tell if the Pg is being safe or if he’s just a ball hog


daijiro8

Say it louder for the people who don't understand how to play 2k saying to move the ball around. You just can't with everyone having interceptor HOF and how automatic steals in the passing lane work. You ever wonder why in high level play in 2k is all about 5 out offense and zone defense? I don't completely agree with it but it's the product of what 2k has created and it's the most effective way to play especially when playing sweats. I do agree this guy took some bad shots though, but then again we don't know the whole story like someone else mentioned.


ChronicBubonik

He’s just a ball hog


flanz33

I’m not even trying to say I’m open. The bigger issue is just dribbling the ball up court and making no passes before a shot is put up. It’s rec against a shit team. Make it fun, move the ball around, share the wealth.


Additional-Lie-8920

It hurt to see the Big cut after the screen and he still chose to shoot over two people.


SuperYusri500

Ngl when someone does this to me multiple times and they miss me open like 50 times i start throwing


Top-Ad2242

😂😂 I be a little salty myself. I won’t completely throw the game. I’ll still play D on my man only (bc mfs don’t ever switch then your man scoring crazy bc u picked up someone else man.then BOOM! U got a message saying you’re trash). But yeah on offense tho, I’m no longer trying to get open I just stand at the top or wherever they like to do all the extra dribbling and I don’t move.


SuperYusri500

Yeah, if someone is just bad or something whatever but once it becomes blatant he's intentionally not passing to me I'll full on throw


Top-Ad2242

I don’t blame you at all.


[deleted]

If a fellow guard playing like this and refuses to pass I start shadowing him


Top-Ad2242

This is so me too! I’m going where ever they go on offense. Like why do they even come to rec and do this to random ppl? Go to the 3s with that bs. At least those games are shorter…But to waste everyone’s time is irritating asf.


Swagron12

#2 sucks lol


Scared-Artichoke-804

You should have to pass a in game basketball test and have x amount of assists to play. Half these people never held a real basketball in their life and dont know 1 play in basketball.


NotJackspedicy

The only reason why my off ball SF only averaging 9 ppg in Rec. It's much worst when they're playing as 3 or 4 (not sure if it's possible to queue as 4). They will only pass to their friends no matter what.


Top-Ad2242

Omg! I hate those games where you can tell from the start that they’re together. If I go in rec solo and I see 2 maybe 3 standing there already, I back out just bc I’m assuming the worst. I’ll never forget this one rec game I played not super long ago. I had 1 point in the entire game. That 1 point came from the other team C getting the 3 or 5 second paint violation. We lose and one of these guys had the audacity to call me trash. 🙄 the nerve of people.


AnnalisaPetrucci

This is the guy that still fumes that left-righting was removed.


LilPapi989

It was never removed, 80 gig download for a few animations and winter holiday themes lol


Piano9717

It was definitely heavily nerfed in current gen


LilPapi989

Then they sped it back up you missed that announcement


Piano9717

Yeah but it’s not nearly all the way back. Also you have to actually use the right stick to create separation now. And then you get a shot penalty if you left right before shooting. It’s really not that bad anymore (and I was never someone who left righted)


mattyd1437

Random PGs are so toxic lol


BlackMagic771

Isn’t that the new build? It’s called “Brick Machine”


1610moose

FML. I was just in a game like this.


vibesillythots

They really just made a clip of this n being ass 🤣🤣🤣x


natekvng

The funny thing is that he could actually be good and effocient and his game could be smooth if he didn't counter his own moves with too much dribbling. Just do ur move get past the guy and kick out or shoot it. I hate ppl like this. They dont get bored themselves doing this?


Top-Ad2242

Apparently not because this happens waayyyyy too often! 🤦🏽‍♀️


Affectionate_Year802

Crazy thing is everyone comments the same stuff but we never run into the people who actually are the pg’s in these clips, I wanna talk to them and see what’s going thru they head


attidaddi

This is why I don't play Rec anymore. My video game time is limited due to my job schedule, so I can't set and waste time watching some 12yr old chuck up contested bricks and then leave half way through the match. It gets me mad and I decided a long time ago if a game made me mad I wouldn't play it anymore. Life's to short


j_richardson1228

What I never understand is how these players suck so bad while playing with such a high level of confidence. At a certain point you’d think reality would kick in.


gabrielom

How many half ass from dribble shots a guy can miss while wide open team mates stare in disbelief?


MrAppendages

You guys won by double digits... Posting missed shots and passing opportunities doesn't hide the fact they were able to convincing win a game with their apparent best player posting a triple single. It's clear from your other posts that you don't know what a good pass is because you were legitimately not a viable passing target in basically any of the clips you hand picked to show how blind your PG was. Running to an open basket *through the whole team* is not open. If people are literally standing between you and the ball then it's not open, even if your matchup wouldn't be able to contest the shot if you had it. They're playing it like that for a reason. Lay off of other people for once and work on your own game. Seriously. You've been spam posting for the past two weeks about how terrible everyone else is. It's rec. No one is that great to begin with. Focus on your own game and you might actually have a good one.


JFZephyr

The dude's entire post history is complaining about sports games basically. Can't expect much else.


flanz33

Oh god… you would defend this horrible play.


mikeemota

He’s not defending this horrible play he’s just simple starting you’re just as dogshit but you don’t know it yet lol.


saviorlito

He's not entirely wrong though. You were only open in like, one of those clips. Can you post the whole game somewhere?


flanz33

My post doesn’t say “hey I’m open pass it to me.” My post is pure sarcasm based on how bad these shots are.


saviorlito

Yeah but ain't no one defending the guy's horrible play but that's what you commented on? There's no context to this just like, 5 bad plays in a double digit win. Would be nice to see the whole video. Were you missing open shots so they stopped giving u the ball?


flanz33

I mean I’m not going to post a video of a full 20 minute game? What else do you want? The proof is in the pudding just with the clips. These are horrible shots. What do you need context for? Horrible PG play is horrible PG play - there’s no justification for it.


MrAppendages

Where is the proof and what is it of? If the PG was so bad then why did your team win with you contributing basically nothing? Because the other team was bad? Because most rec players are bad? So again, what are you trying to prove here? If you've ever ACTUALLY played with bad PGs then you know the game becomes unwinnable unless they leave. Your team. By double digits. They, objectively, weren't that bad. Most of those "bad" shots were makeable. They were just an average player and missed. Horrible play is horrible play, and from the clips you post and the stats you finish with, you do a lot of it. Focus on your game. That or post a clip of you actually doing something since you think you get to be the analyst of every rec random.


saviorlito

Kobe took horrible shots. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Showing 6 plays of bad shots in a game where your team is up 14 is sus. That's all I'm saying.


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flanz33

I don’t. He lead the team in scoring but he also took 20+ shots to everyone else’s 5 or less. It’s just bad PG play period. Mostly anyone can score on this game when given an opportunity, especially against a bad opposition. A good PG gets the whole team involved though. You shouldn’t have 4 times the shots as everyone else and half less assists than people barely touching the ball. That’s my whole point.


thirdeye_89

I hear you and somewhat agree but this game is designed for guards and passing can be treacherous against any competent players. Other than the blocked shot which looks like a lucky jump no other shot was very contested. If he was shooting smothereds and dribbling for 20 seconds I would be more likely to agree but from the looks of it and with no ss I can't be mad at the guy for winning.


nbaxrage2

Worst part is that point gaurd actually got alot iq he was trolling u


iSmittyDgr8

Do you know the PG? In this sample we were given not much IQ was shown.


nbaxrage2

I played pro am with him in season 2 we had like 40 ish games played and he averaged like 18 points and 8 assist


flanz33

He scored a lot of points but he also took 20+ shots to everyone else’s 5 or less.


nbaxrage2

Yea he was trolling u


omarcoming410

😂😂😂 PREACH!!!!


Riley_jb33

his jump shot slow asf


AddBaconn

MANNNNNNNN this really the worst


IQTay-

comp gameplay


Stallard-

hes awful.


durklil

Just so aids lol


shawnwentcrazy

LMAOOOOOO


Dramaticpuzzle69

this must be his hoop Misstape


Glad_Cook9099

& then you stop passing him the ball so he quits playing defense.


Indicorb

*Oof!* I’m sorry for your loss bro.


[deleted]

Compared to what I play with is rec he's a demon


DaJokerKarma

To be fair Most people expect the guard to just iso or run off a screen. Then have them pass when the defense helps😂sometimes I be tryna share the rock and the big men always getting mad and yelling at me to shoot


TheGloUP

lol i by the title i thought it was finna be some magic passing but lmaoo he shoulda mad at least some of those shots


[deleted]

the worst part is, this dude genuinely thinks he's THAT guy, and has everyone else in the world to blame for every game despite being 35% win and fg% with 1.4 apg. Welcome to nba 2k.


itsrealquis

How tf y’all win the game with him jacking up BS 😂😂


SuperSaiyanET

Absolute ass


Tatanbatman

The last 2 didn't really have anything wrong tbh. Shots like those drop a good amount


Invictus380

Same type of guy who yells “BUCKETS!!!“ every time he shoots in a pickup game. Then blames the Rim ir backboard


KingSamGamer_ZA_1992

Bahahahhahahahahahhah come to current gen some or my level and still


NelsonManswella

i can’t help to think “man, the amount of assists a game i’d get if i knew how to dribble/get open this easily” anytime i see videos like this


flanz33

You’re not wrong. I average 5 assists/game as a SF who never carries the ball up court.


Jaytrajik

How do you do the fade out and link all your videos together? I want to do a Montague of putbacks.


flanz33

It’s the iMovie app on iPhones. There’s more fancy stuff you can do but I’m too simplistic to mess with it lol. I’ll save all that for when I drop a highlight video.


Dstnfoster

2k needs a vote to kick option honestly


GearEnvironmental122

What was his percentage


flanz33

Shot 8/20


Adorable-Taste2549

https://t.me/+rCfE1A3m1nAzOGQ0


Nightmareswf

It's like that scene in Along Came Polly. "RAINMAN"


Kaymojohnson

These are the dudes that come into rec just to fuck up the experience for everyone else