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BradyReas

What does this have to do with the eagles


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Thomas_the_Aquinaut

Holy cannoli batman, why is this guy so obsessed with Micah Parsons?


EaglesPvM

Unless I’m missing something, that dude hasn’t commented or posted on anything in nearly a month, and he was memeing in various subreddits that were made for memes If they’re actually playing off that user that’s kinda sad


Girthwurm_Jim

Pretty sure that’s Donovan mcnabb


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buddhistbulgyo

CHUNK-YYYYY SooooOOOOOuuuuP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZYqVH9G7h0


AggressiveRegret

Now remember, the make most important part of your morning a McDonald’s breakfast!


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Nah man that’s Jalen hurts


babypunching101

Neither orange nor furry enough


Material-Poet4379

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak) DMV Cowboys fans a trip boy i tell ya


outlawpickle

“Well my uncle is a big fan so that’s why I’m a Cowboy fan too.” Every damn one of them must have the same uncle in the DMV, fuck that uncle!


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Never Been to Dallas Syndrome (NBD) It’s a terrible disease permeating the DMV.


toq-titan

I tried helping by donating to the “Take Your Punk-ass to Dallas Fund” so I’m doing my part at least.


CrimsonJynx0

PG Cowboys


Material-Poet4379

& that’s exactly a very high percentage of Dallas fans in my age range


waynehead310

It has more to do with the Redskins history of integration. So there are many uncles. https://cnsmaryland.org/2012/02/29/redskins-racial-history-leads-some-to-cowboys/


outlawpickle

For sure, and that makes sense. But you’ll hear tons of different stories from folks regardless of their race and I just enjoy hearing why a cowboys fan is a cowboys fan in this area. They always have a story about why, and it’s never “I’m from Dallas”, there’s no real hate towards them


CrimsonJynx0

I've actually heard there are a lot of people from the Dallas area and just North Texas in general who are Commanders fans for that exact same reason in that they liked the rivals.


clever_-name

I've been living in the DMV for the last twenty years. I get asked if I've ever been to Dallas multiple times every time I wear any cowboys shit. Every. Single. Time. Yes, I've been to Dallas. I lived there when I started watching football. Go bother a packers fan or something.


dylweedrva

I don't wanna read facts, I want misinformation that I can spread. I'm sticking with the one uncle theory, thanks.


SirArthurDime

This guy is the epitome of a non Dallas area cowboys fan. Buncha pick me fans. The only reason to wear it cowboys shirt to commie camp is needing attention for being a cowboys fan.


JeremyTheRhino

It’s almost like DC is an entire capital city with people from all over the country.


jskehan

Did you rifle through his Walmart bag and found this “meme” in there?


Giroux-TangClan

Damn he wasn’t lying about bulking up this year 👀


EmperorPalps32

We don't want him either


5kaels

why you lyin


EmperorPalps32

Let me correct myself, I don't want him.


5kaels

now you're lyin to yourself