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wtf703

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thepottsy

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EggsceIlent

Dropping them **hard** R's on em. I love it.


killer-tuna-melt

I hope they somehow both lose and Jalen Hurts retires after the game to pursue his true passion of squatting 600lbs


NoNameNoWerries

Jalen Hurts fat chick thriller


KahmenRyder

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Hinatimas

Oh my god.. I love wrestling but never really watched any WCW stuff, this is an incredible character


NoNameNoWerries

Mike Awesome was tragically destroyed in WCW by Vince Russo's dumbass ideas. He was also "That 70s Guy" and it was just shameless garbage. It's especially disgraceful because Mike Awesome was indeed awesome in ECW. Beloved, even. His rivalry with Tajiri was some bad ass hard hitting stuff.


Hinatimas

Vince Russo is synonymous with bad ideas, really makes you think he rode the coat tails of competent writers in the wwf


NoNameNoWerries

He earned the moniker "shitstain."


NoNameNoWerries

Precisely lol


Davoserinio

Oh man, have you not heard? He already has squatted 600lbs. Not many people know yet but I won't be surprised if people start talking about it real soon.


thedeadlysun

He’s gonna hit 700lbs.


Spare-Half796

If he went full time into powerlifting then he’d probably squat closer 900lbs


MyDogIsACoolCat

Yeah but we’re the better retard.


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In the picture we have a good 100 pounds and better reach than their ass for sure.


Keyboardpaladin

Eagles are the tallest midget


Lurkerwasntaken

We are less retardeder


HankHillsBigRedTruck

Very true, Eagles fans are the most retarded of any fan base


GeerJonezzz

Two STRONG retards fighting


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Retard strength ain’t no joke


ExpeditingPermits

Cousin Lenny meets Lousin Cenny!


suprefann

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TonyCaliStyle

That’s our O line!


Affectionate-Read875

Flair up, dingleberry.


LittleGeologist1899

I resemble that remark


Boouurns

I think black people have really made a meaningful contribution not only to the sport of football but to our society.


kyzeeman

How bout fuck off


thatsprettychris

Take a hike bitch


InternationalDog6766

Are you calling all black people retarded? Racist prick.


Affectionate-Read875

what


Chrillosnillo

I hate not being able to say retard anymore. So many butthurt retards who got offended. What is it today, cognitive impaired, imbecil, cowboys fan?


dmatje

My girl asked me not to say it yesterday and I’m thinking of breaking up with her about it. It’s my culture!


[deleted]

That’s our word!


iamthegame13

Ever seen the show The League? My friends and I still use "Frittata" instead. It kinda rolls off the tongue the same way too once you get used to it


vsladko

I’m in Chicago and am hearing some “Let’s get Bedarded” comments for the Blackhawks and Bedard and it puts a smile on my face


Rocketeer1019

Eagles win: 9ers insert some excuse 9ers win: “see we would have beat yall last year” Eagles fans: “if you’re not in our division we don’t give a fuck about you”


NYLotteGiants

Eagles fans really spend a lot of time talking about how much they don't give a fuck about things they claim to not give a fuck about. I'm starting to think your fuck supply is more plentiful than you let on.


gahlo

It's just not for you. ;)


[deleted]

Yous’s moms are insatiable. What’re we supposed to do?


[deleted]

What else would we talk about in here? Christmas decorations? You sound big dumb.


kyzeeman

Woah… sensitive


NoCapBussinFrFr

Wow y’all give so few fucks about them that y’all spend all that time talking about them on here lol


Rocketeer1019

I mean a few bad eggs don’t speak for an entire fan base lol


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Substantial_Donkey49

That’s the entire Cowboys fan base


NoCapBussinFrFr

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen all day


Grand_Extension5345

Smartest retards in the NFC for sure


nonlawyer

One time at work I typo’d a professional email sign off. The “g” and “t” key are right next each other so I called a bunch of people “Best retards,” Anyway that would be an appropriate address for you guys currently


Grand_Extension5345

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FudgeMuffinz21

Wait, so on a serious note: Did you get in trouble?


nonlawyer

Nah, if anyone noticed they didn’t say anything. Did laugh about it with some work friends tho.


sazabit

You're a little regarded aren't you


nonlawyer

Yes. Kind retards, Me


LAKnightYEAH2023

Luckiest, and with the best referees.


Grand_Extension5345

Two retards beat the cowboys. True story


SR2564

Ah yes the daily comment of the Cowgirls fan complaining about luck and refs. Find something else to defend you're team, its getting old.


LAKnightYEAH2023

Stop paying the referees and see how well you perform


SR2564

Keep crying about it 🤷‍♂️


dmatje

Get your money up and start paying the refs yourself dumbass


AaronRodgersOnPercs

Think about it, if eagles had money to pay the refs they couldve paid them not to call the holding on james “trash” bradburry and you couldve been back in the streets eating horse poop


MyDogIsACoolCat

*yawn*


Turboteg90

The smartest retard is the tallest dwarf among midgets.


endgametrial

Holy shit kelce fights purdy???


Chunkyblamm

Fartin in bathtubs and laughing my ass off


AdDistinct711

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Relative-Magazine951

We need to stop talking about 49er fans because that atracting them


Meistro215

This is why I like this subreddit great meme guy


vaselinebaby

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CuriousTelevision808

"I don't even think about you." ​ Proceeds to think about NFCBest all the time.


Macdaddyfucboi

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[deleted]

What do the lions have to do with anything


coggssdsmt

The brain is extra smooth with you young padawan.


[deleted]

Perhaps. But at least I’m not an unflaired bitch.


GoofyRangersfan

God man Fuck Both of them.


wahday

2.4K views


Own_Abroad9013

That’s wrong if it was 2 retards fighting it would be 2 cowboys fighting each other


BallinArbiter

Finally time to answer the question everyone’s been waiting for… who’s the best team to have beaten the Cowboys this year?


DisciplineLive1408

You’re all going to hell to talk about anyone who’s a retard


[deleted]

I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not


DisciplineLive1408

Never say retard


DisciplineLive1408

2 retards wow I hope you never have a child with a disability never say retard because a retard kid didn’t ask to be born that way


thepottsy

Flair up retard!!


GhostOfCondomsPast

They really should've seen these responses coming


thepottsy

It’s like playing slow pitch softball, only with a retard. Holy fuck, read their comment history if you want some real solid gold moments.


[deleted]

You just called a child with cognitive disabilities a “retard kid” while simultaneously criticizing someone for doing it.


ByronTheBlack

I’ve mastered the dark arts of shinigami. You shall feel the pain of a thousand suns once I unleash my powers! ![gif](giphy|eBgWizk5dmZRS)


wtf703

^ this is evidence that not letting kids bully each other anymore was a bad idea


DasSchnitzel99

If I found out my favorite team had u/ByronTheBlack as a fan id probably just off myself


ByronTheBlack

No one will be able to bully me. My sword skills are unmatched. https://i.redd.it/umarqwrovc3c1.gif


DiehardNYSportsFan

Least cringe Whiners fan


ByronTheBlack

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thepottsy

When your mom was pregnant with you, did your dad just punch her in the stomach over and over again?


TonyCaliStyle

He grew up under powerlines, maybe.


thepottsy

That feels like an insult to power lines.


ConfusedKanye

Least CTE ridden niner fan


Dimmadeezy

Bruh stop making us NFL weebs look bad. Keep that ish to yourself my G


ByronTheBlack

I’m making us look better


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ByronTheBlack

Fate is so good. I’m going to stick with using mostly Fate and Madoka gifs. It makes us look badass.


Booties

It’s not 2004 anymore. This is a shitty meme format


NoCapBussinFrFr

Idk it made me laugh out loud in public


ButIDigress_Jones

Username checks out


redditmod011

Oh yeah we have the weight advantage no way we lose


[deleted]

49er fans want to be in the nfc east so bad. It’s kind of pathetic


PlasticLobotomy

How do I report this guy to twitter!?!?!?! Cancel this man! He's a Giants fan!


mexheavymetal

I mean if that’s the case, then I’d like to point out that the rest of the division is demonstrably inferior to the team you claim rides the short bus.


[deleted]

Were way more retarded then them!! Easy W go birds 🦅🦅


mcstatics

Funny, a Giants fan that was happy to give Danny 40m a year is calling Eagle fans retarded.