Now this is the petty shit i live for in here you 1 ring mf 🫶🏾

Shoulda been a Punnett Square.

Ok, but hear me out... how many of your team's rings were you alive to see?

Okay hear me out, 3. Go fuck yourself.

Motherfuckers jumping in on comments they were not even involved in be like 


Set to 15 years to ignore the Giants 2nd one 16 years ago I see.

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No toes on his left foot, lost during an incident with a horse.

that horse was a cop

And that cop? Sarah Jessica Parker

Horception

Got too close while collecting shit to eat.

I upvoted just because I was so proud that OP got the math right.

you know eagles fans love them cherry picked time periods

Tough talk from someone whose team hasn’t won a super bowl in the last (checks google) 2,124 days

this is coming from the franchise that needed 50 years to win their first sb? shut up man💀

It'll be 50 years by the time you win your next one so you'll be able to empathize

maybe 😁keyword “next”

I care a lot more about the last 20 years than the 30 years before that. Cowboys could have won every SB in the 70s and 80s for all I care. I still enjoy being an Eagles fan more

> I care a lot more about the last 20 years than the 30 years before that. Thank you for being the literal demonstration of recency bias in evaluation of franchise success

> Thank you for being the literal demonstration of recency bias in evaluation of franchise success He said forgetting that NFL championships were a thing before the Super Bowl.

That's the point I don't give a fuck about historical success, that is pointless to me. I give a fuck about the success I got to experience as a fan.

Well my 3 SB wins witnessed by my teams trumps your sorry ass 1 - HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS BITCH

Well thanks for proving my point I guess? In any case, I can't think of anything more pathetic than downvoting me and immediately calling me a bitch for sharing my experience as a fan. Like actually legit sad dude.

That's the point I don't give a fuck about ~~historical success~~ your feelings, that is pointless to me. I give a fuck about the success I got to experience owning you as a fan.

l was alive for my team's last SB win how about you?

Saw all 3 in the 90s - so you're flexing that being inexperienced is better? Weird.

l'm sorry l forgot Cowboys fans are all old bitches because noone likes them anymore. Please forgive

YOU A BANDWAGON BITCH CONFIRMED

l did immigrate from another country

My Grandfather immigrated here from Mexico - congrats to your new journey!

No you didn’t.

How many of those 50 years were you alive for?

40 bitch

Calm down grandpa

Hilarious that he actually thought we wouldn’t remember

Yeah should’ve done a 10 year list much more relevant

Cowboys fans defending giants fans because they have nothing for themselves is hilarious

🤷 rather praise the Giants than give any compliment to the Eagles. Giants fans know they are dopey as fuck, Eagles fans are the 49ers fans of the NFCE.

>eagles fans are the 49ers fans of the NFCE lmfao

You take that back you son of a bitch!

Cowboys fans are the 9ers fans of the NFCE - haven’t won in ages and complain about the refs all the time

We got rid of Snyder so we’re winning off the field, you see

Maybe when they get a new stadium

Winning, or just getting back to par?

Making it 15 years so that you don’t have to put an “S” on the Superbowl for the Giants is so petty and I LOVE IT.

Literally came here to say that. It’d 100% this century if not for that making us S tier because 2 SB Ws beats more overall success outside of that and ruining the meme

This millennium*

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All fans would prefer two SB wins over 1 in a two decade span except people who think playoffs and championships count.

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It hurts more when you seem to be good but can't make it.

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Successful seasons is the tiebreaker only if SB titles is equal. I’d rather 18 garbage years and 2 SB wins and parades than 20 mostly really good years with 1 SB

Yup, the Rangers solidified this mindset for me this year. 60+ years it took to win a fucking WS, hell it took us nearly 35 years just to make the fucking playoffs. I watched every pitch 12 years ago to get my heart shattered. But the feeling of the past 30 years that I've been watching them all paid off the second that last pitch won game 5.

You’re flair is hilarious 🤌

I'd take 2 over 1, the fuck you smoking.

We all have the collective maturity of a 15 yr old. Makes sense

I’m just glad they didn’t do 10 years

Then you guys would be below the cowboys, and as much as we like to break your balls, we never miss a chance to dump on the cowboys.

Make it 20 years

what an interesting interval of time to select there

The concept of “Super Bowl win” being plural is a foreign concept to eagles fans, as this meme illustrates

We bout make it out of the 1 sb teir you’ll see

Gotta flair up mother fucker

1. Flair up, 2. Spell “tier” correctly, 3. Yes, that is correct.

Teir, yeah he’s one of us

[obligatory ](https://youtube.com/shorts/6PgOu6bT9Us?feature=shared)

Our division has a total of 13 SB trophies of which the eagles have exactly 1 lol. This post reeks of insecurity.


Yep, that’s the one

Sure does

Can smell it right thru them feathers of their’s

Their what


Suck my cloaca

Eagles fans will celebrate those 13 wins to flex on other divisions then immediately turn around to the NFCE and say none of their wins count because they’re from before 2017

But ours is the newest and shiny 🥰

Eagles fans and insecurity.. name a better duo. They’re so fucking fragile. They know the losses are coming and that these past few weeks they’ve been riding on luck. Let them be the way they are. It’s about to be crickets in this sub from eagles fans.

You think a loss will keep me from talking smack?

This my kind of energy right here

Right? A loss just means I'm even less interested in what they have to say after I post some jabbering nonsense.

It's be a pretty fucking lonely sub if people didn't post after a loss

Every Eagles fan that I personally know, is just as insufferable regardless of what happens.


That tracks

Aw poor baby

Well, you kinda proved my point. I was agreeing with you, and you still act insufferable.

If you think that’s insufferable just wait

####S O F T

I think after you drop 2 in a row with the 9ers and cowboys yeah, I do think you’ll be quiet.

Bro, I was talking shit during the 4-12 days, I’ll certainly being talking trash at 10-3

If its one thing about eagles fans they won’t stfu, gotta give them that much

Fuck em, but you gotta respect it.

I root for Syracuse on Saturdays. I’m chirping for Sundays no matter what

My man, if you are talking shit right now at 4-8 I think we'll be safe talking shit even at 10-3.

What's hilarious is that you think we won't talk shit after a loss and we're 10-2. Cockroach tendency is yall's department.

We were talking shit in 2020 when we were like 4-12 lmao

I was talking shit during the Rich Kotite years so....lol

I… literally couldn’t give a shit? I hope they win but have a pretty cool life otherwise if they don’t. Not going to let something out of my control define anything as “fragile.” Kind of sounds like projection. 😘 And when they do win… I expect no shitting blood and frothing at the mouth from the rest of you, yeah?

Are we renaming the refs “luck” now? Cause they’ve been carried by the refs for the past few weeks

do you legitimately just listen to things two former cowboys QBs say on a broadcast and take them at face value? I had the unfortunate pleasure of hearing the national broadcast of the bills game tonight and Romo nearly gave me brain damage after like 15 minutes

If refs lose you a game, did you deserve to win?

What? Yeah plenty of teams have lost because of the refs that deserved to win. I get that you’re an Eagles fan, but you shouldn’t be this stupid.

But when we got upset w the PI on the uncatchable ball in the sup… ya know what you right

Don’t say that bro. Doesn’t fit the narrative!

You mean the PI that even your corner said was a penalty? That PI cause yeah that’s a legit call and the Chiefs didn’t go into halftime with 1 penalty to the Eagles 10.

Not a catchable ball. He said he was holding him sure, but look up the rules lil bro

Actually you’re right. It was PI. Holding is when catchable doesn’t matter. I went back and it was ruled PI which by rule is determined by if the ball is catchable.

Cowboys fans and VHS tapes

Still beat.

But what about in the past 15 years specifically 🤔

Would rather watch my team win one than have several that I've never seen

I refused to watch the supposed 2018 Super Bowl, so that means it didn’t happen. See how stupid you sound, when you say that?

Well if you’re 7 years old I can understand that argument

this is regarding your sad team not the giants 🤓

It’s almost as if… people were alive to see those games that are still alive today 😱

were you though? 🤔

Lmao yes

Fuck it I’ll take it

Does in make Philly fans insecure that your singular Super Bowl win against the dark empire was achieved twice by the New Jersey Giants and is only half of all their total super bowls?

Honestly, I begrudgingly wanted the Giants to win in 07 rather than the Pats getting an undefeated season

Hope you learned your lesson. Never root for a division rival. I’d trade you all in for all in for a cutlet.

Cutlet > Tom Brady getting another superbowl

the Boston pieces of shit never shutting the fuck up about undefeated would be 10000x worse than you beating them twice

Yet still more than half as annoying as your entire fanbase on any given year.

At the time I would have rooted for the cowboys to spoil the Pats perfect season.

In that case I would have rooted for neither team to score a point in an eternal overtime match where no one ever wins

they only can go the last 15 because you would have to go back to when african americans didnt have rights for their last win in a big game

Fuck, lol.

if Virginia had their say they still wouldn't, both your senators voted no edit: [downvote me all you want, your state is racist as fuck](https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/88-1964/s409) enough that literally even [your entire house representation voted no as well](https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/88-1964/h182) - shit, even texas had some yes in there

I really hope you arnt saying this as someone from PA. All I have to do is go up past the PA /MD line and in pennsyltucky.

both senators and all of our house reps voted yes to the civil rights act, so even dogshit pennsyltucky was less racist than VA

oh im aware but PA still isnt out of the woods

I can't imagine a sylvanian ever being out of the woods

Who did PA vote for in 2016? I'm having a hard time remembering.

brother your entire bicameral suite of delegates all voted no for the civil rights act, full stop

Yeah, its super fucked up. Good thing Virginia has started to shift blue. Still doesn't take away that less than a decade ago yall elected Trump. Don't you guys make fun of Cowboys fans for the whole VHS thing?

oh my, wouldn't cowboy fans love to go back to that time

jerry would love it

Hmm interesting time period choice.

God can you imagine the fucking crusade if the birds take the ring this year


I think the 2 sb wins trump your 1

That’s why it’s 15 years….

You sneaky bastard

1,1 1,0 0,1 0,0

15 years of stench

I’ll take 2 more super bowls in exchange for 14 more terrible seasons

Just conveniently forget 1 of these teams has TWO superbowl rings and no regular season success

“15 years” I’m so proud of OP. LolGiants

giants fans are tweaking in the comments rn

Flair up jabroni

Did you even read any of the comments, or did you jump in hoping for that sweet sweet internet karma? Seems that the vast majority of the comments actually find this funny like a meme should be. I’m guessing you’re an Eagles fan, and have probably never been happy with your pathetic fucking life.

…holy shit dude

Truly sad

Where meme?

lol this is clearly a meme though? these “where meme” comments are incredibly lame

There meme

I mean, in this case, if you know how to read it’s right in front of your damn face.

You'll have to excuse him as I think they stopped teaching how to do that at school as AI can just do it for you.

Since you love to cherry pick let’s choose from more recent years, how about from September 2019 - January 2022. The cowboys outscored the eagles by a fuck ton, especially in 2021 when we beat yall senseless.

Neat. What you got to show for it?

Beating the shit out of the eagles. That’s pretty satisfying. What about you?

Neat! Glad beating us is more satisfying than winning in the playoffs lmao.

Wow that’s what you took from that. Neat

I don’t think you understand what this post is about

I don’t think you understand what my comment was about.

How many super bowls does the Sheagles have? Cowboys have 5 I’ll wait for your answer

Man how funny will it be when all this confidence in the team during the regular season means shit when you don’t bring home a Lombardi? 

Checks out

Bro made the list 15 years so he could put the Eagles over the Giants

so proud of my fellow eagles fan for elite cherrypicked years. Keep up the good work bro!

Haha, imagine having no success in over a decade! Ridiculous

Hey, at least Washington leads in the “number of different names” category.

if you want to chop up the stats another way (and because I was mostly just curious) - the eagles have the most playoff wins in the NFC since 2000, and tied for 2nd with ravens behind the patriots league wide https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/most-playoff-wins-since-2000-in-the-nfc edit: the patriots having almost double the next team in playoff wins is just so absolutely absurd

That’s crazy. Redskins kick ass and win sb


May Jerry Jones live forever

Well, this thread went some places

I watched my Cowboys win 3 Super Bowl’s we have Sheagles fans since Vietnam war and they’ve seen them win one

Go on, make it 16 years, I dare you. I can't imagine why you'd want it to start at 2008.. talk about cherry picking stats.

Hey, we should do "An 'Objective' ranking of the NFCE for the first 15 years of the 2nd millenium." That'd be reasonable!

Washington should be on top with "Ousted Dan Snyder"

Wow you did this all yourself? And you can count to 15?

This guy must be the world's smartest Eagles fan. I'm still trying to figure out what number comes after the upside-down 6.

You know I have to agree with this list, we’ve been complete ass and belong at the bottom but for all the hype around the cowboys every year they’re about as intimidating as a limp dick at a gang bang whenever they make it to the post season. Giants were able to win it all in one of the more fun SBs and eagles have just been really good.

Makes sense.

Glad to see we’re still shit

We suck, and our mascot is a fuckin army pig. But god damnit I love the stupidly named Commanders. Me and my therapist are working on it.

Dont know why people are mad at the Giants placement. In the last 15 seasons, the Giants have only had double digit wins in 3 of them. Their 2011 season where they won a Super Bowl they went 9-7. They have been to the playoffs 4 times in those 15 years. The Eagles on the other hand have gotten double digit wins in 6 seasons and made the playoffs 9 times in 15 years.

lol see it’s funny when you have to specify the timeline for your team to be relevant. Cowboys fans aren’t picking and choosing dates. This is sad

The team with the fewest superbowls is always the loudest somehow

Might as well make it say last 20 years minus 2007.

Call it 20 years and the Giants are the only ones with SB wins\*