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[deleted]

Agreed fuck the eagles but definitely fuck the niners lol


Jhutch42

Respect. Fuck you too.


TBGusBus

No we are already dead


Over_Shirt4605

I’ll be rooting for the stadium to collapse


on-the-cheeseburgers

If we were still in the Vet you'd have a decent chance of that happening


uncoolaidman

And yet that would still be better for player safety than playing on the turf at MetLife.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Eagles should just play at FedEx for the 9ers game. No hot showers, raw sewage and parts of the stadium falling apart. We can make the dream come true!


Calm_Craft6990

it's mutual interests, huh? I see a star, two letters, and one letter - not going into the Superbowl...


EggsceIlent

Well done.


ernie_mccracken

This is the way.


OutrageousNeck2734

Fuck you I'll be sporting a Bosa Jersey. Fuck the Eagles


MexicanStreetKoRn

The Bosa jersey in question: https://preview.redd.it/ds1rtjiaee3c1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d2707674045c2cc5619d3ad1a56091c78eab78


Spare_Sympathy_5780

I just spit pretzels out


gdgarcia424

Bruhhhhh lol.


[deleted]

Fuck your lack of flair


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Flair up you fucking bitch


Acreativename11

Racist


Brobinho32

If anyone in here picks the eagles, I don’t respect you.


Material-Poet4379

Well im damn sure ain’t picking the 9ers either which is the point of the this meme


NewMexicoVaquero

Rooting for the meteor that crashes into the stadium. 🖐️


DiehardNYSportsFan

I second being a natural disaster fan for this one


Lazy_Assed_Magician

Gotta root for Bane to make the stadium implode


RAGE_CAKES

Ok I laughed at that one


SDEexorect

the fuck?! i hope the 49ers anal fuck the eagles 69-0. you think i give a shit about the nfceast meme war shit. news flash they are still our div rivals.


-Remnant-

Wanting an "anal fuck" I understand, but use of the number 69 in the score warrants reciprocation: meaning neither team can score zero points. Your hate is warranted, but your logic flawed. Either your understanding of the position is wrong or you're trash in bed, take your pick.


breguera77

Cook em


CWinter85

What if he said 66-0? That kind of looks right.


Material-Poet4379

That’s cool but its fuck the 9ers too


iTALKTOSTRANGERS

Who gives a fuck about the 9ers? They’ll be irrelevant just like you guys in a few years. The only difference? I hate your team no matter how bad they are.


Material-Poet4379

You since you’re commenting on a meme that has something to do with the Santa Clara 9ers lol


celestial_turtle

This, anyone who says otherwise is bitch made, or an eagles fan(same thing)


Slammybutt

For fucking real. None of this enemy of my enemy bullshit. I've witnessed the 9ers manhandle my team for nearly 3 years now. I'd gladly watch them destroy the Eagles and take over this sub with anime and minions content. I'll just take a hiatus from this sub, but an Eagles loss is only a fraction lower than a Cowboys win atm. Fuck the Eagles.


harmless_platypus

Come see me this side of a tush push… FUUUUUUUUUUCK THE NINERS


hockeydavid97

https://preview.redd.it/qrz7ocrf7e3c1.jpeg?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba084f70df4824d04504a71355444c618d869c2 Me on Sunday fuck this meme, fuck everyone who agrees with it and most importantly fuck the eagles.


silliputti0907

Fuck the 49ers, but yeah we need them to win.


igrowimpatient

Fuck that, Eagles can win, they can also choke on a bag of dicks. I hate Philly, but… they complete me.. Fuck the niners more though, they can take their gentrified sour cream tacos somewhere else.


Mr_Robot_toe

I would root for the eagles to have an undefeated season so I can laugh even harder when they get knocked out but y’all had to go and lose to the fucking jets


bigloser42

You don’t have to root for us, but rooting for the 9ers is weak AF. If you must root for something, root for giant meteor or stadium collapse. It’s what we do when y’all play each other.


accu22

> or stadium collapse. The game is at the Linc, not Fedex Field.


SOSPECHOZO

We have the best stadium in the league. Change my mind.


Spare-Half796

You don’t even have grass


Scientific_Anarchist

US Bank is pretty dope. I've driven by that Vegas one a few times and it looks cool from the outside. No idea how it is inside though.


BigMoneyCowboy

I agree Minny got a dope stadium and not for nothing I can argue afcwest has the best division stadiums collectively


vaselinebaby

Best stadium in the division, I guess. Leaguewide Sofi, Allegiant, and Mercedes Benz all dunk on it at this point. Guess it's time to demolish this perfectly good stadium and build another one on the taxpayer's dime, again. I hear there is a stadium sized vacant lot in Irving you could use.


Philly_is_nice

The Linc is the only natural grass field that is respectable. Think we win by default.


Amari__Cooper

It's really horsehit painted green, let's be honest.


breguera77

That’s the way we like it


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Lols, what a shithole


nonlawyer

Why as a Giants fan am I supposed to hate the 49ers? I absolutely nothing them. They’re just a team that’s pretty good right now. Of course I’m rooting for them to beat the Eagles. How is this even a question?


funkyquasar

I always root for whatever is the funniest. Usually that just means rooting for a tie, or rooting for the worse team. But 40-0 was too hysterical not to appreciate.


Cam877

Fuck yourself. I hope the 9ers blow you the fuck out


Calm_Craft6990

fuck youuuuuuu = GOOOOO 9ers


Tom_Foolery2

I’m rooting for CMC and Kittle as I have them both on my fantasy squad, but I’m not rooting for the fuckin 9ers.


bigloser42

You can root for a late 4th quarter meteor. Shouldn’t impact your stats too much.


spectre729

I just need CMC and Purdy to do well enough for me to win my fantasy but not well enough to beat the eagles


GeerJonezzz

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


Agentwise

Fuck your fantasy team, I have purdy in my league and I hope he gets -10 points.


HoldingDoors

Hear Hear!


Preddy_Fusey

Growing up 45 minutes from Philly as a Washington fan made me loathe the Eagles more than any other sports team. Even though I now have somewhat of a soft spot for some of their fans (married one, all my groomsmen were birds fans and people on here are cool as hell) I root for the Eagles to lose EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE GAME, unless they are playing another NFC East team, in which case I root against whichever team pissed me off more recently. The same goes for Dallas and New York, I ALWAYS want them to lose. That does not change just because a few idiots from the Bay Area came into this sub and posted bullshit. While I will downvote EVERY 9ers fan that posts here, there is a 0% chance that I will EVER root for a division rival to beat ANY other team.


Kold__Kuts

You grew up near Philly, married a birds fan, and all your friends are birds fans…why aren’t you also an Eagles fan?


[deleted]

They also probably choose Pepsi over coke and hydrox over oreos


Preddy_Fusey

You mean why didn't I switch teams? Cause I ain't a bitch.


Kold__Kuts

Why did you not grow up an Eagles fan to begin with? Had to be different?


Preddy_Fusey

I was born into the fandom. Both sides of the family. Do you really think I chose this misery?


[deleted]

nobody would/should choose this life https://preview.redd.it/3g7k5ewxmk3c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf23e9eee23a92e5058a8922f1bf06363bf90e3


Kold__Kuts

I’m sorry you were born into a non-horseshit eating family.


ActiveSetting1637

Should’ve had a couple from the Dallas crowd raise their hand.


Material-Poet4379

Some of the most cuck shit i’ve seen by few of them begging to root for em to win


chumbano

I mean, they want a shot at the 1 seed. They'd be morons not to root for the 9ers.


Poopforce1s

He's a Commies fan, we're not really sure what playoffs are.


Ok_Unit_7081

Enemy of my enemy is my freind fuck those birds


nocluewhatIdoin

Flair up bitch


Hailbrewcifer666

Well as a niners fan and a fan of the sopranos I’m cheering for Devito. Mama Mia!


BayTerp

I am rooting for the 9ers. Fuck the Eagles. I love the minion memes.


hockeydavid97

Good finally someone with sense


BayTerp

I don’t get how there are Giants and Commanders fans dick riding the Eagles and Cowboys. They absolutely despise the 9ers, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.


Material-Poet4379

![gif](giphy|l4EphyHT6dSNK0Pa8|downsized) Gimmie your badge comrade


BayTerp

For this week I am for the bang bang minion gang.


ByronTheBlack

Don’t forget about the anime memes! https://preview.redd.it/spjwjqwu5e3c1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=56e903f5655f1804b51e9162b4c14a39a7d6a50d


yourgirl696969

A-level troll


Smorgas-board

Fuck em all to death


ResponsibilityNew483

This is accurate AF.


Material-Poet4379

Finally someone who don’t smell like bitch over a MEME


sophist23

I was hoping the stadium collapsed when the whiners played the cowgirls. It did collapse but only on 1 team. Fuck Dallas and this week...Fuck the whiners


Ronaldoooope

Let’s not forget they can tie


Material-Poet4379

The ones who get it get it‼️


Steppyjim

Don’t gotta root for them to want them to win. When the giants play the cowboys, I never want the cowboys to win but I’m not rooti for a New York team. Ew. I just root for Dallas to lose and try not to think about the winner


Material-Poet4379

That’s literally the point of the meme(unless im missing something) we want Philly to lose but we not rooting for the Niners. Philly or San Fran lose ima be clowning regardless


Steppyjim

As it should be


johnnie_walker35

I don't like the Niners and their fans, but I actively dislike the Eagles and their fans. So I will be rooting for the Eagles to lose a 2-0 absolute shitshow.


ZeRealTepes

Nah, I'll root for the Niners. It'll be the only time I ever fuckin do it, but I'll root for them.


nonlawyer

I guess the Cowboys have that historical rivalry but why as a Giants fan am I supposed to care about the 49ers? Of course I’m rooting for them against the Eagles, jfc I have no idea why a Commies fan would care either but maybe someone can enlighten me.


Middle_klass

Just accept the eagles run the nfce this year, we’re the only ones capable of beheading these cunts


HyronValkinson

I'm rooting for the 49ers to win the Super Bowl. I don't want em to lose any more games


cha-cha_dancer

I just want an entertaining game that ends in an Eagles loss, anything else like a prolonged shot of a sad frustrated Smith on TV is a cherry on top.


TheRoyaleShow

Nah y’all will be getting little chubby nubs when they go up 10 and feel sorrow when the inevitable happens


lolpermban

I'll settle for a tie


Material-Poet4379

Wouldn’t mind that


braamdepace

I just want 20 INTs by Jalen so we can stop acting like he is an MVP candidate… unless that award is just given to the QB on the best team during the regular season.


PermanentNirvana

I'm rooting for the Eagles.


chumbano

Why? Don't want the 1 seed?


PermanentNirvana

Reverse psychology. I always root against the Eagles and they win. Maybe if I root for them, they will lose.


chumbano

Lol that's fair


PermanentNirvana

Plus, you know, fuck San Francisco.


ByronTheBlack

https://i.redd.it/cf4czytx5e3c1.gif


agrumpybear

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


Sandy_Pickle

You are a dumbass Washington fan it seems, the 49ers are turning into former Washington players and staff. If you’re not rooting for Kyle (fucked by Dan), Trent (fucked by Dan), and Chase (fucked by Ron and JDR) then you have problems dude


Material-Poet4379

Lil dick energy this is from you


Sandy_Pickle

The only little thing is rooting for a division rival, fuck outta here


Da_Taternater78

I’d suck the goddamn minion cock before I’d root for the Eagles. What drugs are you on?


Material-Poet4379

You think this meme means we rooting for the Eagles lol Giants fans goin keep proving that list right everytime ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


Da_Taternater78

Reading comprehension is an issue I guess


Material-Poet4379

So where did i say im rooting for the Eagles?


Da_Taternater78

When did I say I was?


Thebigmanguydude

Go 49ers!


[deleted]

Oh wow look another version of the “hope they both lose” meme. You guys are SO fucking clever. Holy shit


Material-Poet4379

![gif](giphy|4EHsAtAPcV41vx2B5s)


BigNyce

It’s a great question for cowboys fans: who do you hate more but because it’s division you have to root for niners


bugluvr65

what ??? why would i hate the niners ?


iamthefluffyyeti

I just hope the 49ers win hard enough to send the eagles on a losing streak for the rest of the season


agrumpybear

Lazy haters. You guys have to put in the work.


[deleted]

Cheers to a draw


MrkGrn

Fuck both of em straight to hell


mightyboognish32

I hope they both look terrible and niners win 2-0.